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Sunday, September 29, 2013

Sunday Lines






















my inbox almost fainted from laughlines received from una but not all were funny and some i had used before....send me pics that are funny and not cartoons...Nigerians turn everything into a joke,if you have show me oh.........stelakuko@hotmail.com

41 comments:

  1. I don laugh sotee, i forget say I dey go church.

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    1. Tony, so u cn laff?
      Praeeeeee, masta jesos #InIgboticTong!

      B4 u wld b like, stella it wz so funny I forgot to laff. Gud to no u cn laff. Cheers

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    2. Haba tony!!! C as u dey cast urself with ur own hand. U dey flex internet for church???b repent o coz to church no be by force and if u must go go am well. Anything worth doing should be done well. Just my opinion though, have a blessed week

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    3. Ewwwww.. See Wedding! Abeg na by force to wear NYSC uniform? Hahahahahaha

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  2. Nt so funny though, see me SDKing inside church nd na 6am mass i go ooo
    #Lordhavemercy#
    Haney

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    1. Sdk what have u done to us? Me I no go church but I just dey flex ur blog now I dey pity ppl wey dey church dey sdk. Choi!!! @ tony sorry joor since u r not the only one. Winks

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  3. Loll. I find the cartoons funnier than the still pictures. Btw(just learnt that from blog visitors) I have come again pls what does *rme* mean? Thanks in advance.

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    1. Rolling my eyes. Thank me now.

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    2. Was 1c in ur shoes my dear!!! Rme(rolling my eyes). Kip ur 10ks

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    3. 2 d mother of dat baby crying, so na toy she buy so abi? LMAO

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    4. Rolling my eyes, u know what just google internet slangs, or urban dictionary,then u won't have to ask every time

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    5. *rme*(rolling my eyes), thought we addressed this before.

      You no sabi google too?

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    6. It means rolling my eyes

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    7. Rme - rolling my eyes
      Kmt - kissing my teeth
      Smh - shaking my head
      Yolo-you only live once
      Stfu- shut the fuck up
      Lmao- laughing my ass out
      Lmbo- laughing my butt off
      Lwkmd- laugh wan kill me die

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    8. I just found out hat *rme* means today. Thanks fellow blog visitors and thank you anon8:55 am for asking it out loud.
      If una like make una cuss us as I fit swear say no be everything una ITK sabi. :p

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  4. LMAOOO... That contaceptive own is so funny,na only Naija blind Man for dey ping,what about the Coporate "kpekere" seller.. To hell with white collar jobs -_-, I like that queue o, they cannot come and kill their self with stress, let their bata do the job.see as our sisi was looking at the iya using straw,she's like Seriously??
    Finally.. That bride and groom own is funny but not funny.. Grrom prolly had an accident some days to the wedding and he shamed the Devil by saying "this wedding must hold"hehehehe I don laff small.happy Sunday people.. Let me go and tap some joy in his presence.

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  5. Una no go kill person dis early morning. @contraceptive pills and feeling station and askirim LWKMD.

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    1. Some of those almajiris seriously need contraceptives. Especially those from niger republic who enter naija with no visa to cause wahala

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  6. Aunty Stella...dnt say i don com again oo bt we av to start savin dis pix...abeg dey giv us d link

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  7. Stella my ribs de pain me biko laff don scatter me

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  8. Asikirim ohhhhh! Come i wan buy. Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa...

    No be only feeling station, na emotional station.

    Lol. Crazy shits!

    Btw, RME means rolling my eyes.

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  9. See as I dey smile like ode for here!! Funny

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  10. Lmao! I laff,sotey I forgot d thief wey Airtel thief me wey de vex me dis mornin. Lol. Biko, ASUU should try and call off d strike so dat Somadina will come back. I miss his comments.

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  11. Hhahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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  12. The American n' Nigerian before n' after kiss cracked me up. Lolzzzz



    Eve.

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  13. See as Stella don turn my. Frnd to celeb.."D'primeminister" hahahaha..he has to see dds

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    1. Dprimeminsiter is a fool. I am a guy btw so don't start. Some ladies are just not lucky just as some men will never have luck with money. Don't laugh at the circumstances of anyone.

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    2. Your friend dprimeminister is probably one of those naija men who have no respect for their mothers

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    3. The blind man dey reas sdk blog

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  14. That @dprimeminister jeering at single ladies on instagram. My brother what of the keziahs in 400level who didn't shag a husband? What of married women who are now infected with hiv by their husband? In nigeria today we think being single is being doomed. Well as a so called respectably married women I wish I were single at 36 than now battling hiv courtesy of husband dear. Long hissssssssss

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    1. The Lord is yur strength madam... such a sad tale... innocent wives contracting HIV...

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    2. The Lord is yur strength madam... such a sad tale... innocent wives contracting HIV...

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  15. The redemmed camp colage is in such poor taste. I am a man with two sisters that have genotupe as. They are single and one is over 36. I know how pained they are when people sneer ignorantly saying oh dem dey wait for president son or dem dey choosy. You guys don't know the halff of it! Stop all this nonsense about single women. There are many problems plaguing the world such as douche bag men trying to hook up with women because of their money. Why aren't we jeering about that?

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  16. I saw the redeemed camp joke. Hmmm just last night some gehs came to visit my sista and were saying they don't blame the lady that married iwuanyanwu becos if she mear 30 people go yab am tire. They said they are trying to get hooked by any means to avoid societys bashing of single women whether they love the guy or not. One said she must marry by 24 to anyone and after that enjoy herself with men. Na wa oooo

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  17. Is that a blind man pinging?

    #miracles.

    Laughing in Efik!

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  18. I watched that "thick semen" movie you shold have heard d way he made his arguement in d movie. Btw,he was speaking to his bosses wife. Aunty Sterra got my ribs cracking. Happy sunday all.

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  19. Prime is now trending...keep d comments rolln in *flips hair,sip my my champagne * i'll be back

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  20. D cartoons r so funny. Love u stella

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