On one of my visits to Nigeria some time ago, this pastor came to our house, and during the time he spent with us, he told us about some of his exploits
Together with my mum I listened to his interesting stories. The most interesting part of his stories was when he got to a time he was faced with Juju (Voodoo).
''The juju was inside their room, you should see how big the shrine was. I started praying and binding, and as I was praying nonstop a black PUSZZY just jumped out of the juju. You should see how big and black this PUSZZY was''
(At this time I was struggling so hard not to laugh and the pastor kept on going)
''The PUSZZY just stood there staring at me and I kept on praying and binding till it finally ran away. (Actually I can’t remember if he said disappeared or ran away, because I was almost choking as I tried so hard not to laugh) When I finished praying, my body was filled with sweat, till date I have never seen a PUSZZY SO BIG AND BLACK like that before''.
Finally the pastor left and I had time to really laugh hard. My mum on the other didn't say a word when the pastor was talking, she just kept on a straight face. I knew if I had laughed when the pastor was going on about the BIG BLACK PUSZZY he would have been really surprised and wondered what was funny about his strange experience with the BLACK PUSZZY. But again maybe I shouldn't laugh at the pastor so much because in all honesty in Nigeria most people still call a Cat, PUSZZY!
Here in the “WEST” most call it CAT, because the word PUSZZY is reserved for something else (Wink!).
Well to avoid this type of thing ever happening again maybe we should all stick to this, call a Cat by its complete name "Pussycat" and call the other (Wink) something else, after all it has several different names and we can actually spare it from the Cat name… or what do you think?
By: Lenny .A. Khiran
(The Netherlands)
Series @ 2014
Not so funny
ReplyDeleteOh dear Kemi, where's your sense of humour? Lol
DeletePussy; agreed.
DeleteBut no man will talk about a Black Pussy even if he encounters one............
How I wish the Colour of the Pussy he was referring to is Pink *Winks**
kemi Ade u v a very weak sense of HUMOUR. If its not funny to u, well u can run along n go fuck Okija wIfe or better stil u can go kiss Linda Eze hubbys smelly smelly mouth TUFia. I Love my Stella.
DeleteKinda funny
DeleteOmo oooo hahahahahahahaa
DeleteBadt pple..lol
Delete@ Omo was that necessary? Fear God!
DeleteStella u wan kill me wit laugh oh!
ReplyDeleteBut it's not even funny at all. Truth is, most people actually call it CAT here in Nigeria except for those speaking pidgin, in pidgin the spellings are same but pronunciation differ.
DeleteLmsao😜😜😜
ReplyDeleteYea, call the full names pussyCat and stop misleading naughty peeps like Stella...with Pussy....*winks*
You should consider coming down to Nigeria to look for a job. Asia is not doing u well
DeleteLmao... Where's that coming from? Anon 9:44.,,.. What's eating you up? Who's in Asia? Lol
DeleteKitty would av been a more appropriate name..funy story though..
DeleteLmao, so true
ReplyDeleteHian de headling really get me there,n i was wondering what the story is all abt.
ReplyDeleteThat's why SDK is a trained and experienced journalist. **ThumbsUp**
DeleteWas actually scrolling to see a "BBP".... Lol
Bwaaahaa!!!! #rihanna's voice
DeleteHonestly, when I saw the caption 'BLACK PUSSZY' my mind just went to the other 'thing' (wink)
ReplyDelete~HOLLYROBB~
Ha ha ha ha! Very funny post, if were to be there, I know I won't hold it, I will definitely laugh.
ReplyDeleteBIG, BLACK PUSZZY Lol!
ReplyDeleteE pe loruko tonje!!!
Dry
ReplyDeleteI concur! Very very lame!
DeleteWay too dry. Hian!
DeleteBut honestly if SDK had captioned the headline as ''Black Cat''; I'd think she's talking about Sunderland FC...
ReplyDeleteDifferent strokes for all the folks in proportion to their diversity.........
...And THIS qualifies for a post???
ReplyDeleteYes, it does!!!
DeleteI tried so hard to crack a smile
DeleteYes it does. You twat!
Delete@Anon,a simple question asked and u responded with ya middle name...*smh*.
DeleteFunny
ReplyDeletePls how old is Mrs dimokokorkus?WTF smh okbye..#sipsMoetnChandon#
ReplyDeleteWhich Moet are u sipping?I should ask u Ʊя age again......This early morning u're sipping Moet and Chandon...pls grow up!...BTDM, Stella's post was so funny....and Educative if u ask me.
DeleteDid you read the post at all or are you high on cow urine? Fool.
DeleteLook atew....
DeleteBuhahahahaha...its so funny.
Suck on d post jor.
Na wa ooooo. I think I av a dirty and a black mind cos my mind went to sumthing else entirely.
ReplyDeleteI swear oh,my mind traveled far lol,,but its funny though.
DeleteSure u do. Buh u r free 2 aLlow tots stray once in a while. Afta all u can't help it
DeleteStella bia biko. Is tha d pix of the girl laughing? No wonder, she needs Christ.
ReplyDeletenot wat I expected. (Shame2me)
ReplyDeleteYeah shame 2u. Lol
DeleteYeah shame 2u. Lol
DeleteI didn't find it funny, i actually thought it was going to be a tohtoh story :)
ReplyDeleteAhahahhaahahhahahaahhahaha!!!even me too tink say na toto mata!
DeleteHELLO.
ReplyDeleteLaughin my sexy ass out
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteOhhhmG....I definitely wd av laffed,taken him to a room n showed him mine so he can compare,maybe then he'll do sm justice or bind or maybe d memory of d black p**sy will leave his mind. #wink
ReplyDeleteDon't blame me am jst a horny woman who married a celibate man #phew
I am bored and wot i get is dis dry gist smh
ReplyDeleteEven the Pastor sef na very badt guy,whaat stopped him from adding cat to d Pussy..
ReplyDeleteEven Pastors no what puszy means o,doont be deceived,.if u doubt me ask 'those teaching pple another level of grace'!
When I was a kid...
ReplyDelete1.Pussy meant a cat.
2.Sex meant a gender.
3.B**ch was a female dog.
4.Dick was name of a cartoon film.
5.Bang was a sound.
6.Rubber was a nothing but an
eraser.
7.Balls meant a round toy.
8.Cock was a rooster.
9.Round was a circular shape.
10.Boot was a type of a shoe.
Growing up corrupted my mind. *sad*
Like seriously dou,
DeleteNoww ALL these words have dirty meanings!
We truely are d endtime generation!
Am just so dirty minded!!!!...God help me!
ReplyDeleteBia stella stop making me laugh o. My husband just made me angry.
ReplyDeleteBlack pussies are the best!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I can totally relate Stella.
ReplyDeleteI had this friend in undergrad days who was telling me a story about a cat and kept saying "Buus" or "Puss" pronounced 'boos' or 'poos'. Wasn't even sure if it was B or P, but I couldn't concentrate on the story and had no idea what she was saying. I just kept getting distracted by the boos and poos and was laughing so hard. And that was when cats were still called pussycats or pussy...how much more now?
Pussy, Puszzy, Puszzy cat, Pussy cat, Cat.....hahaha woteva SDK.
ReplyDeleteAm out!
Boring AF.....was that suppose to make us laff???...smh
ReplyDeleteis this your spelling the german spelling for the pussy? so not funny stella...next gist abeg
ReplyDelete