"African Education system has surprising outcomes.
The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering schools. The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students. The 3rd Class students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.
The Failures join underworld and control politicians and businesses. And best of all, those who did not attend any school, become prophets, and everybody follows them."
*This was shared via whatsapp....whats your opinion?
So true!
ReplyDeleteWell, my take is that politicians should be, MUST be qualified education wise to be called to office..(tho it doesn't happen so in Nigeria)... while on the other hand God qualifies the called and they do not necessarily have to be formally educated to serve and preach the gospel. Not necessary.
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ReplyDeleteBLOG ANALYSER: in essence? This is just a pigment of some one's imaginary analysis. It is not always like this. Moreover, God bless those he choses to bless. The only thing that I can add is that, in Nigeria who u know matters.
ReplyDeleteSince we are on education matter, bia onyii, which one is pigment? Make we softly de use words we don't know the meanings. As we can easily open stella's blog, we can also do quick checks using google too. While we are at it, its 'figment' and God... He chooses to bless. Not choses.
DeleteBtw, BBC your maternity leave never end? Its over 3 months nah.
@ TrueTalk, Epic!!! Honestly b4 i read ur comment i was battling with my brain cos it couldn't process the "pigment" in this matter! Hian! Nawa oo... Abeg Busy Body Corrector show face 4 SDK fast nau plz. This is seriously getting out of hand. Kai!! @ Onyi even u too? Nah! Let me just assume u r tipsy. I will 4give u cos u dnt always slip like this.
Delete"Simple English u cannot spoke" at Blog analyser. *rme* dearis God oh!!
DeleteWalahi true talk is too much.....can't stop laughing 😁😁😁😁
Deletestupidity...how many prophets does the writer know who didn't go to school? does the writer even know what a prophet is? every arsehole has an opinion on social media mschweeeeeeeew
ReplyDeleteMy dear I know of a prophet who's english gives one headache. Most prophets are stack illiterate!
DeleteGod dosnt work dat way. He chooses d most foolish thinqz of dis world n makes dem wise. So if a prophet is trully called he dosnt need education to prophesy! All he needs is d spirit of God n daz it!
DeleteDon't mind anon 12.09, he /she must be an expired prophet somewhere, lol
DeleteT B Joshua didn't go to school and I have personally listened to his sermons where he admitted self tutoring for devt
DeleteLol. So true
ReplyDeleteIn other news, pls who knows about any morning after pill I could take? Heard abt postinor 2 but neva tried it b4. Iv used andrews liver salt on several occasions but don't know how it works and am not even sure of d dosage. Pls ladies in d house, help a worried sister. Linda eze u must know one or two things pls help. Tnx
Love u all.
Worried gurl
Postinor 2. Ie if they are still selling it sha. Its effective till 72hrs, though the efficacy is reduced as it gets closer to the last hours. But once you take it, no go make mistake knack without rubber cos it will not cover the second knacking IF you have already taken it. So do all your jamboree within this tym and don't pass 72hrs oh. If you don't understand this, like you said Linda eze can explain it better for you. *wink*
DeleteU are just OYO on dis matter
DeleteHahahahahah...you forgot to add Queen to my name...I will forgive you for that...
DeleteWe have menstrogen and white quinon but Postinor is still the best...
It dosent disappoint,make sure you buy them from a good pharmacy...
Onitsha people don dey produce am as well...
Next time,use a condom But without can sweet sha...
Solution no more Xes
DeleteThe best pill to use is NADA, it works best, time will tell n u will thank this sister!
DeleteEnough already. Yes ! Postinor is ur easiest option. The fact that u engage in sex means ure a grown ass woman right? And unprotected? Hmmm u should know better .
DeleteAnd then ure bothering us on every post wit this.
So we should leave all the serious issues affecting Nigeria now to talk about your sexcapades.
I bet even teenagers know how to deal with these issues. ABEG PARK WELL !!!
Lol @ linda eze must know one or two...u r askin d wrong person,ask kehinde ake (oba obo) instead
DeleteWait till 9mnt
DeleteDon't be stupid if u are old enough to have sex u should be old enough to take the consequence but anyways just Incase u are married I will advice u see your gynecologist.
DeleteDon't be too quick to use possible 2 it alters the menstrual cycle sometimes u get to menstruate twice in a month, that is if u take it before ur ovulation but if u have sex during ovulation and take it u r good to go, So if u will rely on postinor 2 as an after M pill you have to know ur cycle very well. Disclaimer: This information is for married ladies only.
DeleteAs you all prescribe this postinor I will gladly tell you all it increases the risk of ectopic pregnancy and when that happens your tubers may like rupture if gestation takes place within the tube and people like me will gladly cut of your rubes to save your life..... And with one tube off your chances of having an ectopic pregnancy in the other tube is high and if you are so un lucky that tube would be cut off too....and we would gladly counsel you in invitro fertilization... (IVF) and of course make money from you because we all know if IVF is not 100% sure.it doesn't work one time for most people..
DeleteSo ladies it's either you, abstain, condomise or better still bear the consequences...
Unprotected sex leads to pregnancy....even if not all the time but that's the expected reaction to the action
infact,, i did not read it
ReplyDeleteYes....am that lazy
@Galore
Not so true.
ReplyDeleteLol..dis is true oh
ReplyDeleteVery funny, true to an extent though.
ReplyDeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes n cupcakes, cheers.
So true
ReplyDeleteTaaaa! if I hear?
ReplyDelete...and who came up with this analysis?
lol so true except the prophet part
ReplyDeleteBaseless n stupid.
ReplyDeleteMy deputy governor is a first class graduate.
Dr Peter odili too is an intelligent doc who dwells in politics
In some aspects it varies. Being a first class holder does not make you the smartest person on earth so all does your lack of education not make you the dumbest person.
ReplyDeleteSo so true.....pat oga Emmanuel Eyaba I see u oooo Great cutasa,great thespians,great malabreast.....
ReplyDeleteNot so true. Tony Elumelu was a 3rd class graduate and see how far he has gone in the business world.
ReplyDeleteNot entirely true and definitely not substantial enough to stand as correct analysis... when national crisis comes up,all I read is memos from the supposed educated 1st class holders. Why not get in there and take up the problem-solving positions. The learned only suffers in Nigeria because they sit back and let the supposed illiterate dominate.
ReplyDeleteVery funny and so true
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Funny!! Lmao
ReplyDeleteIts is through when you consider the general public in Nigeria, do your fisibilty study and you can tell he's so right.
ReplyDeleteFeasibility* #doctorbobby
DeleteIt is true* #doctorbobby
DeleteThis is the same thing I hear from undergraduates, therefore the 3rd class students use words like it's not by passing in school but Na who make am...truth be Told it's nt always like that...in the Nigerian society it is man no man but trust me the era of that is almost over which investor wants to go get crack heads and employ them on the basis of man no man? everyone wants to make profit.some of the assertions might be true because some students are victimized to the 3rd class position.FLAMEs
ReplyDeleteMan Know Man* #doctorbobby
Deletesilly anonymous, you know a prophet who cant speak English and you have know all? how many Prophets u know? hate people who just come here and tell lies....anyway am sure u are one of those cele people who go to river side to bath with eggs.....don't think that is the category being defined here cos those ones are not prophets
ReplyDeleteKnown all* #doctorbobby
DeleteAnd which ones are the prophets, silly anon? U think ur new age pastors are any better? *hisses*
DeletePlz this is very true.
ReplyDeletePlease oh!
This is a clarion call.
An SOS call to big pple, d federal govt and evry eucational person in nigeria.
Please help is needed!
Our education sector is gettin worse by the second.
I am a student of Unilag, a yr1 student in education, and I'm too sad! I wish I was in a private schl
Our lecturers here can't speak good english!
Plz change them!
How can we be educators when our grammar can kill?
Ahhh.
Diaris God o
Lololololololol
DeleteYeah rite .... Sure this analysis was drawn by a fish brain.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha, kinda true tho. EVE E UME
ReplyDelete...Nice one.
ReplyDeleteIn other news,.
Aunt Stella,we got news of a student who committed suicide this morning in our school, Uniabuja. He was a 200level political science student. He didn't have bad grades, he stays off campus and doesn't have any health issues. Everyone is just wondering what really made him tow this path. He allegedly took sniper. Most students are so upset ,one even said if only the boy could just wake up for a minute or two so he could slap him then he can die again. His roommate is in detention now,but we are still waiting to get the full gist.
Aeegurl...
SOOOOO TRUE!!!! In most cases anyway...;)
ReplyDeleteI totally agree.
ReplyDeleteNot true at all..
ReplyDeleteBaseless analysis..
is the writer trying to console him/herself?
Stella,I don't find all my comments.. Not cool
Hmm. Funny
ReplyDeletePipi lee pls where are u,i miss u.#ILOVEPIPILEE
ReplyDeleteSo fucking true....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Get your facts right! Most of the prophets and servants of God we have today are learned!
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