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Saturday, January 03, 2015

Saturday Laughs




LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.Hope you have a great Saturday!



TO PREVENT GIRAFFE NECK.HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
THOSE DAYS IN HIGH SCHOOL,I DON WEYLAY ENGLISH MISTRESS
WAN BEAT AM BECOS SHE DID JUST THIS OH..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
SHE WAS JUST SHAKING LIKE LEAF.......THANK GOD I WASNT EXPELLED.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA WHICH OF MY EX WOULD I LIKE TO SEE BEATEN LIKE THIS SEF?
HEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHHHEHEEEHEHEHEHEHHE

BUBBLE AND DANCING SHOKI AAAANH.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH 


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEE HIM FACE.EVEN AGBERO GET
SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLE.I CALLED MY FORMER OKADA GUY
LIKE TWO YEARS AGO AND HE ASKED ME
''I FIT VISIT YOU FOR FACEBOOK''.
I ASKED HOW
HE SAID '' AH NA FACEBOOK I DEY NOW,I NO DEY TOO DEY HOUSE
AGAIN,EVERYTIME FACEBOOK''
I HAD TO LECTURE HIM OH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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IF YOU HAVE EVER DATED A GUY WHO LIVES LIKE THIS,PLEASE STEP FORWARD.

WHAT IS THIS?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA GOD FORBID BAD THING

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I GO CALL PERSON MAKE E CHECK HOW MUCH,THEN I GO CALCULATE WETIN E FOT
BUY,IF E NO WORTH AM I GO WAKA PASS.HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

AWWWW FATHIA HAS A NEW BABY....PLEASE NO NORTH WEST MY TIME.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS JUST FOR
LAUGHS OH,DO NOT TRY IT IN REALITY,YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR
DENTITION.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO TRUE OOOH.
GOD AND DEVIL WILL NEVER MAKE UP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IS THIS WHERE TEAM SNOOPERS COME IN?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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AJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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LMAOOOOOO


LOL



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LOL

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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BAD BELLE HAD TO GO ON HER PAGE TO ASK HER...SO WHAT IF SHE BOUGH THE RING?NA YOUR MONEY SHE USE?LOL




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LOOOOOOOOOOL

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OR IS IT ME?

8PACKS


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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS A VICTIM OOOO
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOL

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LOL

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


LOOOOOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS AN APPLE OOOOO ABEG!

LOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

*TONGUE OUT*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOL

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG..LOOKS LIKE SHAKI INSIDE EWEDU STEW

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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LMAOOOOO



THIS WAN PASS SUFFERHEAD OH!..LOL




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80 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. BLOG ANALYSER: one of the funiest ever! I can't stop laughing

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    2. When a Benin babe takes your name to her village buhahahahaha

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    3. Lol@leaving Dangote for his dad

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  2. Today doesn’t feel like saturday for me or am I just the one? Saturday laugh making sense since. Stella conception *winks

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    1. U are not the only one ooo...same here


      Am travelling back to my station tomorrow... I wish myself safe journey




      @Galore

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    2. @galore it will be a smooth one,save trip

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    1. Thanks Stellastical stella u jus made my day. Weekends laughs making sense since 1900. Looking forward to Sunday laughs.

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  4. Hahahah @ Bugatti & Ferrari, funny enough the guy is my colleague at work. Tunde seriki has suffered

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  5. I laughed out real loud @the what game, fathia and North, when a car parks and people start running....oh dear I can't laff

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  6. Jezz. Havent laughed this crazy on a Saturday laughs post. Thought Vitamin C (tablet) was da bomb till I saw When you already ordered n see your crush. The look on dude's face is #Epic

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  7. Haha Hahahahahahahhahahahah, aunty stella, that last pix, the chair resemble your own o.

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  8. Hahahahahaha. Dat Benin babe own nailed it..choi!

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  9. Lmao@when she tells you she left Dangote for your Dad! You be like *Mommy,You aint smart!

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  10. Nice one. Tnx for making my day.

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  11. LMAO.....Stella,this last one fit put you for trouble oh,make Benin girls catch you.lol

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  12. Hahahhahahaha
    see Sisi Eko them with their daggers...LMAO

    Baby's face @ I left Dangote for ur Dad...Epic!

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  13. ROTFLMAO @ Mopol beating ur ex in the dream. #epic.

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  14. I love....I love...I love !!

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  15. I always look forward to Saturday and Sunday laughs hahahaha...my ist time of commenting, one new year resolution (check)

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  16. Lmao I like when she tells you she left Dangote for your dad
    Hahahhahahahahahahahhha

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  17. That baby sleeping btw the parents is epic. The baby needs his own bed. That was me, and. Sleeping btw my mum and niece is not a guarantee that I will not fall from the bed.

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  18. LMAO! Stella just brought back old memories... That exam pics na my alma-mata o. St. Teresa's College Nsukka, during the days of Fr. John Martins. To write exam na war o, them no born you well to cheat, na instant expulsion be that! Choi, we suffered gan, but it made me the man I am today. Nice compilation

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  19. Aahahahahhahahhhhha..so so so rock meeeeenh...at that curse you call prayer.I can't oooh, because girls don see-saw in me oooo, I don't even pray to have daughter..#team all-son..ahahhaha#theprison..

    Son of Solomon

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  20. Aahahahahhahahhhhha..so so so rock meeeeenh...at that curse you call prayer.I can't oooh, because girls don see-saw in me oooo, I don't even pray to have daughter..#team all-son..ahahhaha#theprison..

    Son of Solomon

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  21. I cnt stop laughing oooo!

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  22. HahAhaha very very funny, especially the Mtn ,pastor adeboye n patience Jonathan's own lol

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  23. Have not even gone halfway, I don de laugh well. The first one na true oh. This january go tough as month no de move fast. Hunger in the land. Only the wise shall survive it though. Lol

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  24. Hahaha...So funny. Legendary beats got me laughing real hard. Nigeria Police,friendly enemies....Shout out to my great Alma mater,fediben....we so did those punishments..pick pin,squatting...chai,we suffered then oh. under the scorching sun,those wicked seniors will just be punishing us.....Funny laffs,Anambra guys,i hail ohhhh....thats how we roll#side eyes#

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  25. Lol. Hilarious! This post sweet die

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  26. That kid in the second to last pic killed me... lolrotf!

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  27. The Before, After and when it rains picture is just epic! Got me laffing bad!

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  28. Laughed so hard my head aches. Aaah Stella. U no go kill me oo.

    @if a car stops beside u and d driver....epic! I go run pass am oo.

    @mmiri araehi na akamu umunwoke..hahahahhahha...corruptminds everywhere.

    @Teacup...password to a happy marriage "marry a man who LOVES you more than you love him" Shikena.

    @Apple dat was dissected...Jeez. "Covers face.
    @Marriage...definition 60% true. Men are babies.

    @Oraifite boyz...so so true. Half of Nigeria Police Force in Anambra State ar working as Escorts to BIGBOYZ in their villages. Eating free food n sleeping in d parlour. Entourage evrywhere. Dust everywhere. Longest entourage so far Ezenukpo, passing Eziowelle-Abagana Junction, we waited for 15mins, so his group will pass. Oriegwu! No kidnapping anymore sha. We thank God.

    @Beautiful girl..true that. Grandma used to be an epitome of beauty. But not anymore. Watch it.

    Happy weekend y'all.

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    1. XHLRTED !
      Pls say more, you don't know what you just did to me(sobing so loud) I miss home so freaking much !
      OH MY GOD !
      Nne , pls have mercy on me and tell me more, how was this year's Abagana masquerade festival ?
      That woman that sells akara by the road side at Abagana busstop nko ?
      Those hungry policemen by the junction nko ?
      Why are you doing this to me ?
      How about Afor-igwe market ?
      Pls come back & tell me more plsssssssssss , Bikoooo !

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  29. Don Davido u no well ooo.......... bwahahahahahahahahahaha.
    Stella chop kiss jare......

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  30. Gosh I hvnt lafed dis hard since dis year. Not even @ nite of a thousand laughs last nite

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  31. My husband is a good man,your days are numbered!!buhahahahahahahahahaha

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  32. *Rotfl*Benin girls in d house I hail

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  33. Hahahahahaha.



    Una too like Bini gals.

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  34. I don laff tire 2day as usual, thanks stella

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  35. Rolling on the floor, and enjoying all the jokes. BVs make una enjoy una weekend.

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  36. I had a good laugh today, thanks Stells...

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  37. OH MY GOD ! ! !
    HahahahahahahHahahahahahahaha...hahahahahahahahaha...JESUS CHRIST OF IGBOLAND !
    hahahahahahahahaha...STELLA O O O !
    You're very very wicked for posting , Those that supplied her this raw laughing cracked cocaine laughs , you all are more wicked !
    My cousin that had a surgery and was discharged days ago is in serious pain from laughing even the pain killer is not working . As I type this, we're waiting for the ambulance .
    Hahahahahahahahahaha...my belle o o o !
    My head o !
    This is the best laughs for me o o o !

    In fact, Stella and those that made this possible,God have forgiven you all your sins ! ! !
    I can't stop laughing o o o !
    What a group of very wicked, murders that filled up this blog !
    Chai!!!!!! una wan murder me with laughter that vibrate's my body !
    I don laugh , cry tire . I'm for the city to wake up so I can distribute this made in SDK blog laughing kit !
    You rock sdkers !

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  38. Good one there. I enjoyed the laughs

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  39. Love you Stella for today's laugh. Going through a separation period frm my boyfriend whom I love dearly but doesn't love me one bit. I have not been mysef for some days now but this post surely makes me forget about him for a while. Oya catch ur kisses. Commenting for the first time though. Tolu

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  40. The fake pst Ea Adeboye account got me ROTFWL. Lol@ what's the location of the branch I want to do direct transfer" n also" daddy you're not this harse when you speak.

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  41. Una want to kill person **

    GEJ days are numbered indeed *no be me talk am*

    I pissed for my trouser while reading this, have to abandon my phone rush to bathroom, before I could zip down half of the urine has spilled on my trousers.

    Chai

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  42. Stella, u always mak me. Look forward 2 saturdays......... smiles.....

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  43. Hahahahahahahahahha so so funny

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  44. How BVs cum for you when u call stella out , can't stop laffing at that pix. Epic!
    Saturday laffs ,guaranteed to relief tension

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  45. lmao..happy new year stella,its our year of praise

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