STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
MEMO TO #TEAMSNOOP/#TEAMNOSNOOP MEMBERS.
Good day Mrs Korks. Hope the weather over there is good. I love "our" blog die eeeh. I would like to share my snooping experience (snoopsperience) with #team snoop.
Dear members,last nite I lost valuable sleep because of our mutual habit. While le boo slumbered,I kept busy with our extra curricular activity; going through his gallery and messages.
My fellow snoops,of course i found what i was looking for (what we always look for). Chats between him and some girl (she called him around 12:30 before we slept,that was what raised my antenna) .
My eyes nearly fell out of my head in disbelief at the things I read. He told her he loved her and other plenty plenty sweet sweet things. Sleep clear,fiam! i couldn't sleep anymore o,that's how I tossed and turned till morning. This guy always preaches undying love,he has even proposed.. I was formerly #team no snoop,but since I fell in love with this guy,I suddenly and unexpectedly converted (na lie,my ex showed me pepper). Now I'm a (not proud) card carrying member of #team snoop.
So I woke him up for an interview. He didn't know I had seen the messages so he tried to lie.. I sharparly told him I'd already seen them. He changed tune and started pleading that nothing had happened between them and that he'd end it blah blah and more blahs. Went on his knees,cried sef (yimu).
Now I'm confused, I don't know if I should forgive him and take him back (after all na who them catch be tiff) or if I should just free him. But i don't see myself trusting him ever again.
I have a question for my colleagues (snoopleagues); Is assumption really worse than snooping?
Question for #team no snoop, are you really better off not knowing? Is ignorance truly bliss for y'all?
Think before you snoop!
Ps
Errrm,Mrs Korks,anonymous mode activated
To the best of my ability, your BF/husband is honest if he will giv you his phone opened. in my own case my chatting applications are all locked. so that is my privacy and only those i wish can view, so let her keep snooping, she can never get what she wants.
ReplyDeleteI don't even want to think about team snoop or no snoop. I'm in a long-distance relationship so if I start thinking that I'm gonna give myself a heart ache. Poster just do what ever you want. Once a cheat is almost always a cheatcheat.
ReplyDeleteLike seriously he would still cheat o@ sdk's love child. Just set a trap for him yasef n if he fails, biko gbabuo ha.except u re so in a rush to marry???
ReplyDeleteSue this your ibo na the 'konk' one.
ReplyDeleteDunno what 'ndaa' means. lol
Coming from the number one cheat on SDK blog.
ReplyDeletebut the guy is at least still single.. snoop thy kingdom come u are not his wife yet. so others are still free to try their luck till he's taken, QED!
ReplyDeleteMost of you here advised someone few days ago not to put all her eggs in one basket yet you want the guy to do so?
Thank you jare @anonymous 19:05!
ReplyDeleteDont mind her. Mumu. If u cannot contribute reasonably, please move on. This is not that other blog.
ReplyDeleteThis silly em jay with bleached face. U neva make any reasonable comment. Just to feel among, 'jesus fix it'. Someone dies ,same comment. Someone went clubbing, same comment. Gtfoh n go to d oda blog
ReplyDeleteI snooped and found out that my husband was secretly gay. Team snoop for life.
ReplyDeleteHmm. Na wa o!
ReplyDeleteWho told you they hardly cheat? Men are the same everywhere o
ReplyDeleteOmo don't dull your self ooo. Are you a learner? Once a cheat always a cheat. Hear this, a man who cheats on you during courtship will Everly do so in marriage. Shine your eyes babe!
ReplyDeleteQ: Are there any faithful, committed Nigerian men out there?
ReplyDeleteAns: NooooooooooOoooooooooOne.
I decamped from #teamsnoop many years ago!The truth is that if you snoop,you will find!So if you want to find and have headache,keep snooping.A guy that wants to cheat will cheat.Snooping doesnt change anything!
ReplyDeleteAs per your boo,if you take him back,just be prepared cos he will do it again.
I luv ur comment die eeh!!!
ReplyDeleteSome men CV
ReplyDeleteeducational experience=slept many 6 chicks learnt new styles of carrying girls
Abilities=multitasking carry many girls at once
Hobbies=lying, pretending
Special skills=Coco dilemma tears I 3 seconds
We say we believe in God,
ReplyDeleteBut don't fear Him
What are the spiritual results of sleeping around?
We deceive ourselves
Lies from hell about no men out there
ReplyDelete@nnukwu bastard, na ur mama be ndi itk!
ReplyDeleteSame here, i happened to read a chat my bestie had wid our other friend n was gobsmacked at d things she said about me.
ReplyDeleteSnooping abolishes 'doubt' which can be positive/negative. Think before you do so.
ReplyDeleteBVs - my questions are -
- How can we help our men to stop making us snoop?
- Is leaving appropriate when discovered what we're looking for?(Married ones)
- How can we be better help meets to our husbands so as to erase any suspicious move?
Things dey happen o.
A man sent his wife n kids home because of Boko Haram ish in the North only for him to camp a young lady in his house, well - a neighbour saw everything and called the woman one day, told her that if you've any amount in your hand start coming to Kano and when you come, be matured in handling the ish. Fiam, the next day she came back, saw the chic n the way she spreaded her undies, the husband (a banker)was surprised, started explaning and no one asked him o(guilty conscience). The woman entered her kitchen jejeje cooked her food, they ate and before you knew it, the chic quickly packed her things and left on sensing 'fire on the mountain'. The woman displayed WISDOM. How? She has a boutique which her hubby told her to sell off before travelling and immediately she came back and as her hubby was given explanation which she never asked for, she just told the man that tomorrow, she'll be renting another shop to continue her business (full stop). The man kept quiet. No be person tell'am say kaaki no be leather, The wife's silence sent the man to quit that relationship by fire by force.
Lol @Porsche Quinns comment
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