Tuesday IHN

Hello and have a nice day....I mean A DRAMA-LESS DAY! 

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WORD FOR THE DAY

Jeremiah 29:11 (KJV)  For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end."

When your heart desires a destination, your mind will naturally design a map to reach the place. And your habits will create your future. The things  you do daily makes you a success or a failure.

FIVE "D"S TO MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE

(1) DESIRE. (2 Chronicles 15:15)   

(2) DRIVE. (Philippians 3:14)   

(3) DISCIPLINE. (1 Corinthians 9:27) 

(4) DILIGENCE. (Proverbs 12:24)  

(5) DETERMINATION. (1 Corinthians 2:2)  

This is your year, make up your mind to maximise it to its fulness.

 God Bless you.

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FOR SALE

I have a  HTC desire phone for sell.I've only used it for 2months..my reason for selling is to make up my school fees money as exams begins soonest.location- abuja BT could be way billed to any location.and its going down for 17k please I can be reached with this no's 07061855332 thanks

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE/GIVEAWAY

 Moke signature is a ready to wear clothing line. We make Blazers, dresses,Skirts Evening wears, Men's natives and haute couture Bridals dresses. You can reach us on Facebook Moke signature, WhatsApp 08136406403, like us on Instagram @mokesignature. Our products are very classy and affordable. Distributors who wish to buy and resell can also contact us. Please find attached pictures of our clothes. I will be giving the green dress on mannequin to the first blog visitor to Contact me.

GIVEAWAY.

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HOUSE FOR RENT

A 3bedroom Terraced semi detached duplex at lekki gardens, chevron drive lekki lagos is up for rent. Contact 08184938701 Thanks.

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MASSIVE SALES!! @ladykoikoi‎ 

ALL SHOES IN STOCK ARE GOING FOR #6,500 yep You read that right #6,500!!! HURRY AND GRAB YOURS WHILE STOCK LAST! 

Whatsapp: 08036043205

BBM: 2C2146E8

IG: @Ladykoikoi

Shoki

258280944946501 (Glo)

828148800023293 (Etisalat)

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GIVEAWAY APPRECIATION TO MACUSHLACAKES

I would like to use this medium to appreciate Toyeebah of MACUSHLACAKES, I won a cake for her Valentine Giveaway and despite her busy schedule and my sluggishness, she gifted me a cake, she took the stress of meeting me close to my area to bless me with it.. I won't stop if i continue to describe, lol.

Here are pictures, i had devoured 90% of the cake before i remembered i was supposed to take pictures, it was too sweet abeg, can't shout.

For Birthdays, Weddings, Proposal Cakes,etc..  please contact MACUSHLACAKES on -07086944816

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ACCOMMODATION IN WARRI

A three(3) bedroom flat located at No.9 Ikpen Crescent, off Jakpa road, (behind NNPC filling station),Warri is available for rent (1 year). The environment is good.I got a job in Abuja, hence the need for relocation.Thé rent is 250k/ annum.Call 08138728532.Thanks

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CAREER ADVISE

Mrs. Stella, please i need your BV's to advice me on good certification courses in Management or business administration in Nigeria. it can also be online courses for other countries between 3months and a year. This is to enable me expand my knowledge and by God's grace get a very good job. I will really appreciate if i get feedbacks. My email isolorifunkejohnson@gmail.com.

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LOOKING FOR KANU BVS

I am looking for kano BVS who knows where ‎I can learn makeup and baking at a cheap price....i want to get busy with something as am always at home...thanks.08112500853

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MARKETER/DRIVER WANTED 

Please my company is in need of a marketer who can drive. 

Job Summary: 

To establish develop and maintain mutually beneficial relationships with clients in the target markets by proactively anticipating and meeting customers’ needs at all times and ensuring continual growth in the company's share of the target market. 

Remuneration: 

Negotiable and attractive to the right individual. Plus performance incentives.

Method of Application: 

Please send your CV to uitamah@gmail.com

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FOR SALE

 have a  brand new Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 2013 Edition for sale. It goes for140,000, Vals gifts are still acceptable, Please buy for ur Boo. Contact me through mailoby21@gmail.com

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CANDID OPINION NEEDED

Hi Stella, Its me BV Queen Natasha and I don't know if you will post

this as a stand alone or in IN-HOUSE news. Here goes my question.

Judging from where Adam blamed God for giving him Eve as a wife and

also her influence in making him eat the forbidden fruit, to the point

where God said that He (man) who finds a wife has found a good thing.

Please BV's help me answer the question

below with a YES or NO.

DOES GOD CHOOSE A WIFE/HUSBAND FOR

ANYBODY?

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LAND FOR SALE IN AKUTE

stella good evening, my mum has land she wants to sell, (half plot). Would be very grateful if you can help post it, location is Akute, the govt. is expanding the major road from Berger to Akute and also building bridge, so very soon road won't be any problem, besides there are several roads that leads to Akute. I can be reached on 08025141735 orabbymidas@gmail.com. Thanks! God bless!

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Motesasplace

Are you too tired to cook,does your job give you less time to be in the kitchen,do you crave a particular Nigerian dish?

We provide personal home cooking services for busy individuals, families. We provide home made Nigerian dishes ranging from soup to stews and other varieties delivered to you. 

We also provide catering services for your parties,seminars,official functions e.t.c. at an affordable price. 

To place your orders or enquiries please call or mail 07019220919, missmotesa@gmail.com. 

Thanks and Godbless

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

I am a website developer and I am pleading for my fellow BVs to 

patronise me. I am willing to build a user-friendly, website for as 

low as 40k (e-commerce features not included). Delivery time is two 

weeks. Though I am based in Lagos, I can work for BVs outside of Lagos too 

because I will prepare a comprehensive manual to explain the 

operations and guide users on how to modify/update/administer the 

website. 

I can reached via the following medium:-

Phone:-            08129667328

Whatsapp:- 08034985934

BBM:- 55690AC8

Email:- eddydeyemi@gmail.com 

6522176104907917 - MTN

8044562024015440 - MTN

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Grade AA Uk / US Bales Seller Needed

A cousin of mine wants to go into sales of fairly used clothes. So anyone who sells grade aa Uk/US  used clothes in bales should contact me via this number ASAP. 08059043045.

Thanks Stella

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LESSON LEARNT

My dear Stella as I write this , I cannot ex‎plain the state I am whether to cry, say thank God or just good riddance.I searched high and low for a good help, even called phone numbers I found on our blog people introduced me to people then I settled for the non English speaking, catholic, decent one(or so I thought amongst them).

I don't make the mistake of keeping helps with my kids alone at home we even take them to the creche with good security (I no fit shout) just so she's never alone with my kids since we just got her.She came no clothes nothing I bought her from toiletries, clothes, undies, shoes. Just on Friday last week I was at home we heard her scream and she started shedding uncontrollable tears, her tears moved me I stopped eating my food.

She said she was called that her Dad just passed that she was leaving the next day for burial.But she could never tell me when the burial date was, with good heart I gave her half of her salary so she could have transport money to and fro and take care of things at home, I felt I was taking care of someone's child so she would treat me same, I gave her a full box of clothes for her kid sister(she lied).My people na so she go oo the agent who brought her called me today telling me he saw her (I weak) he questioned her she said her father didn't die, she just needed to do something to get quick cash that's how I fell victim of someone I was nice to.

Maybe it was my every second checking on my kids that saved me, or she was one of the bad ones it could have been worse.

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REPOST - URGENT VACANCY

Good day Aunty Stella

I am so so sorry but My phone no from yesterday was wrong. ‎It is 
09052392263,08059066955.  

Delivery guys with ‎good knowledge of Abuja city needed urgently. Please this is a small start up company, your salary might increase the next month if you are willing to grow with the company. 

A social media marketers and personnel need. NYSC members can apply. ‎Please have proof of marketing online or show skills.

A manager/blendee* needed.

Please call 08059066955 

Thank you Stella. God blessings.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE FOR MUMMY

 My mum is into the sale of electronics and electrical appliances ranging from Television, Generators, Air conditioners, fans, speakers, Refrigerators, Home theaters, in short anything electrical. I would like bvs in Port Harcourt to patronize her. Her shop is located at town but she can deliver to any part in Ph. The address is--35 Aggrey road Ph and you can also reach her on 
08093068676. Thanks

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ATTENTION- ALL SDK NURSES IN THE US AND UK

I am male nurse who works  here in Nigeria but currently have interest in working in U. S. /U. K. I ask for connection from my fellow sdks family who bro/sts work as a nurse there to assist me thanks so much my contact email.Simeonkanayo@gmail.com  whats up 08063685132

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I NEED SOMEONE

I need someone who can make crochet braids in Port Harcourt very well at an affordable price to contact me on 08183716565.

> I have the following items to give away. The jumpsuit and gown are supposed to be a uk size 8 but it's really small so I assume they should fit a uk size 6. The Jean is a size 34 waist and 32 length. Interested persons can contact me on 08183716565. The persons should be willing to picK them from me on port harcourt. Thanks!

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WHY????

Stella love,

Abeg try and understand wetin i wan talk. After all English no be my papa language.

last yr, i went to visit my sister in Markurdi. I was in front of her office one evening. One boy of about 17yrs walked pass. He was so cute. Looks more like a girl. I complimented his beauty. He just smiled and walked into a car wash just in front of my sister's office.

About 30minutes later. My sister's driver entered the car wash to check on the car he dropped there to be washed. Immediately, he shouted out of shock

''Jesus Christ!!! Are you dogs????'

i ran to them ooo, lo and behold. I saw the man that is washing car there and the 17yrs old boy pants down. (i couldnt take pix cos i wasn't with my phone)  I shouted so loud and that attracted some people. before u know what's happening. People full every where.

 John (not real name) the car washer is a GAY!

They beat and humiliated them.

LET ME TELL U ABOUT JOHN.

He is about 45 or above (no be me born am so i dont know. But he looks old) he is dark and ugly. Not married yet. They said that He sleeps in the work shop cos u can even see him there by 11pm. When u come as early as 5am. He is still there. We all pity him cos of his financial status. No wife, no kids, no family visits him,dont even wear good cloths.

I have teased him one day why he is still unmarried, he told me that marriage is the last thing on his mind then cos he wouldnt want to SUFFER any girl.

Soooo, the next day, the boys parents came to john's work shop. Threatening to deal with john seriously, that he has ruined their sons life.

According to the mother '' my son has been sick for almost six months now. He use to bleed from his ANUS. We've taken him to hospitals but it wasn't getting better. If it gets better dis week., next week it will start again. My husband and i have been taking him from one hospital to another.

 From one prayer house to another. Still no result. We dont know that it was This Animal (pointing at fiscally injured, tired looking john) that has been abusing him. If anything happens to my son, i will make sure that u will suffer for it...

The boy's father threatened to arrest John with police.

I travelled back that day shaa. So I dont know what happened next...

Last week, i travelled to Markurdi again, i saw John, doing his normal business.  I asked about the boy and they told me that the boy is still sick. That he now wears pampers as a result of the blood that was coming out from his ANUS but he still practices the act.

Now my question is, those people that indulge in this GAY of a thing, are they normal? Some people said that its demonic. immediately someone engages in that act, it will touch his brain. No matter what happens, he will not feel like stopping.

MAY GOD HELP US ALL ooo.

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Lasoul Cleaning Team

Do you need contract cleaners to evacuate those dirt's in your vicinity?.

Are you extremely busy? And need the assistance of contract cooperate domestic cleaners, to help in tidying up your home?

Do you wish to move into a new home and need assistance in cleaning  and moving out old stuffs?

You just finished building and need help in cleaning.........

Let's give you a perfect and reliable touch

By sending us a mail to our email address below

lasoulkoncept@gmail.com,lasoulkoncept@yahoomail.com

You can also send SMS only to 08138165661

we are, a phone call away!

Let lasoul cleaning team leave their signature in your homes , offices etc

we guarantee speed and fidelity.

For Lasoul Koncept

Customer service

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LAUNDRY SERVICES

 I just started a laundry service in Gwarinpa-Abuja, I am in dire need of patronage. Its a 24/7 service operation and there's the added advantage of free pick up and delivery from anywhere within Abuja.Our services includes;

Laundry and dry cleaning 

Cloth altercation

Office and house cleaning

House made cleaners

Industrial cleaning 

Fumigation and pest control

Facility managers and consultancy 

We are very affordable and give a lot of discount and awoof plans.

We are located at No 13, 2nd Avenue, NEPA road, beside NEPA office, Gwarinpa-Abuja, you can contact us on 07089094051 and 08104725298. Kindly find attached a few pictures. Many thanks and God bless you.

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Job Vacancy

Hi Stella please post.

A Montessori tutor/teacher is needed for ages 1-3. Interested candidates should call 08177764527. Location is Yaba, Lagos

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LIVE IN HELP URGENTLY NEEDED

Greetings to everyone!!!

Please this is urgent: Do you know anyone who knows someone that can help to get adult female live in helps/house keepers within Abuja‎... Kindly assist.

She will live with me and please she Must be ready to undertake background checks, tests and the rest, we will reach further agreement when you get in touch.

Contact details 08146196461

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BABY ITEMS NEEDED FOR SALE OR GIVEAWAY

Please i will like anyone that has used baby items for sale or giveaway to Please help me out cos i can't afford any right now

Things like baby drawer/wardrobe/cupboard, walker,high chair, shoes, clothes

Please contact me on 08089838416

Thanks

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SATURDAY/SUNDAY IN HOUSE GISTS WINNER

Hello SDK,

You have officially got the title 'The blogger in Germany with 9ja exclusives' lol! Keep dishing it hot.

The collated results are as follows:

Total Number of comments= 148

Valid votes = 81

Invalid votes/comments= 67

Gist 1 Sleeper: 5

Gist 2 Surprise visit: 14

Gist 3 Walk on water: Nil

Gist 4 Bleaching gone soar: 8

Gist 5 Generator palaver : 7

Gist 6 The copier: 3

Gist 7 Double gists: 4

Gist 8 Fufu phone: 40

Being the only Gist to get up to the required minimum of 40votes and with the highest number of votes, GIST 8 should have been the winner BUT sadly, since you Plagiarised and GOT CAUGHT *Lmao*...We can only offer you AN APPLAUSE!! 

Kisses

BV 'Cocoz'

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MEMO TO GHANAMAN

About Yesterdays IHN
I read your memo and i am shocked that anyone would go to this lent to try to bring you down...it was wrong!
Please stay strong,stay with me and dont let anyone chase you off this blog.
You made a mistake which you apologised for and you are forgiven.

On behalf of everyone who likes you on this blog,i deeply apologise for what happened with your day job...and MWAAAAH!

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...ABOUT YESTERDAY....

Hi Stella, three gbosas for you Nne. You are the bomb.

So I applied for the male shoes giveaway of yesterday for my DH, the

amazing giver opted to send me some money instead to buy shoes for my

man, sighting my distance as the reason.

Please follow me pray for the wonderful man, may he live long in good

health, may he know no lack in life and may he always find favour.

Stella your own blessings are overflowing already.

Thanks.

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ATTENTION

Good day Stella, may God continue to strengthen you.

I have benefited from this blog and have seen other people get blessed here one way or the other, I have been thinking of how I can touch a life here in any way.

I normally see touching comments but lacked the will to reach out, always thinking "Afterall, I am only a little better than them". 

 Yesterday, Sunday, I read some posts and comments and saw this particular one which pushed me to reach out at last, I clicked on the name and sent a mail to the email I saw on the profile but she is yet to reply since noon on Sunday.

Pls if she is reading this let her contact me with the email on her profile so I will be sure it is her. My email is emesiere@yahoo.com.

Thank you.

I have managed to attach the comment.

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HOME TUTOR AVAILABLE IN LAGOS

Am posting this on behalf of a friend. He is a graduate of physics, He is very good in mathematics, physics and further mathematics. Incase anyone needs the service of a private home tutor, he is very much available. call 08090872204 to get in touch. Thank you Stella and bvs.

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Plea for help

My fellow bvs, please i just got a shop and i dont have money to stock it up.please is there anyone who is into wholesale of kiddies clothing/new baby items that is willing to help me start up my business by giving me goods on credit or I pay a small amount of money and I pay the rest every month end or as agreed.

Please help a sister.am tired of staying home and the rent is already running.please i am trustworthy and you wont regret doing business with me.kindly call or whatapp on 08020677299 or bbm 7f205f4e..Thanks in anticipation

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STAY SEXY AND SASSY

Shapers9ja brings you the ultimate in waist trainers/cinchers. Stop being bothered about your bulgy tummy, caused by body fat or after Child Birth. From 2 weeks, shapers9ja waist trainers helps you get back your shape, trims your tummy and gives you a sexy curvy shape. You regain your self confidence again!.

...WhatsApp/Call 08084011332 Hurry!. Limited Stocks available!.  

Etisalat 012011743986575, 
mtn:0429976471593924, 
4284107001645600, 
4323404266735443.. 
Stella You Are Awesome... Kisses

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Easter is around the corner. Get your groove on this season with unique  laces like tulle, cord,etc  at an affordable price. Prompt nationwide delivery is also available. The first 2 BV's to patronize me get free delivery. You can contact me on whatsapp +2348182153788 or on BB C003CDD0F.

Here's shoki for the fastest fingers

MTN 8136916143758056

Etisalat 652410926374022

Glo 229395547947834

Thanks Stella

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Hello dear bvs, 

Crochet religion is a protective styling company with the sole purpose of helping Nigerian women grow long and healthy hair (natural or relaxed)through protective styling which keeps the ends of the hair from the elements and reduces fallouts thereby encouraging growth.

The first product we have introduced is the Havana Mambo Twists which can be worn in twists or as a twist out. They come in 3 lengths:12 inches, 18  and 24 

It takes hours off braiding time as it can be installed in as little as 30 minutes using a crochet needle and they are reusable 

Different colors are available. Price is 2,800  per pack(only when you mention you are from SDK blog ) as that is not the original price. 

Orders can be picked up at McCoy Beauty Studio at No 2 shiro street fadeyi lagos or delivered nationwide.

Follow us on instagram @crochetreligion for styling ideas and #crochetreligion on all your natural hair/protective styling posts

A free pack of hair for the first buyer buying for a full head and The next 5 orders get a free crochet needle with their order.  So what are you waiting for? hurry now! 

 09024390908 ✉crochetreligionng@gmail.com 

Richard card and plenty more shoki coming soon . 

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LOOKING FOR FRIENDS

I'm looking to meet new friends in abuja,i stay at garki.

I'm 28 years and I'm yoruba,fairly attractive. 

Both sex is accepted(matured peeps only please)...

No underage or pencil jeans guys..

And this pic is for your eyes only Madam Stella.

Thanks in advance!!!

My email  SCAMMER ALERT ALLEGED and we can start from there!!!

The reason i used the pic was achieved.the owner contacted me to say she didnt send it in so its probably a scammer or someone who needs friends badly and used a beautiful pic.

I DECIDED TO USE THE PIC COS OF THE WAY THE POSTER WAS BEGGING I SHOULDN'T USE.....

I have asked for permission from the owner of the pic to leave it here,the face is blurred anyways and i like em booobs..LMAO

PLEASE DONT MAKE FURTHER CONTACT WITH THIS PERSON.

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Marketing Sales executive

A reputable start up manufacturing company in Lagos, Nigeria require the services of a qualified, dynamic, result driven and honest employee to work as our marketing sales executive.

Job Title: Marketing Sales Executive

Work Location: Lagos and expected to initiate and deliver goods within Lagos and environs

Responsibilities will include (but not limited to): Leading the marketing team to consistently deliver projected monthly sales target as well as market development. He will have a sales van assigned to him and used in sales delivery.

JOB REQUIREMENTS

Qualification & Experience:

·         OND/ HND in Marketing or related Courses

·         Minimum 2yrs Marketing experience + valid driving license (+Lasdri).

Method of Application:

Interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs to uitamah@gmail.com

Remuneration:

Basic Salary + significant sales commission.

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

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LOOKING FOR KANO BVS

 Hello Stella,please  post this in IHN,am looking for kano bvs who knows where ‎I can learn makeup and baking at a cheap price...

I want to get busy with something as am always at home,thanks. I also want to give out this shoe to any interested bv in kano .08112500853

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DRIVERS NEEDED URGENTLY

Please I am doing this on behalf of a friend who owns a purewater factory.

He is in need of a competent truck driver who stays around Yaba, and Sabo axis with good knowledge of Lagos route. Experience in Purewater company is an added advantage

Interested persons, should call me on 08189114883

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ACCOMMODATION IN WARRI

A three(3) bedroom flat located at No.9 Ikpen Crescent, off Jakpa road, (behind NNPC filling station),Warri is available for rent(1 year). The environment is good.I got a job in Abuja hence the need for relocation.Phone no-08138728532.Rent is #250k.(No agent ). Thanks.

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Signing out SDK-ly

na me

SDK.....