You do not run an escort service but anytime your friend is gong out withher friends or her boyfriend(s) you escort..lol
I have heard of serious snatching that resulted into serious altercation/Marriage and break up tales that originated from escorting.
Sometimes you see a man always going around with two Ladies and you might not be able to tell which one he is dating because they are always together.
I used to escort friends to eat out with their boyfriends but it was just for food,I stopped when i got bored with the whole ish.
Some people do it for other reasons...If you do or have done this,please gist us why.
If you carry your friend around to dates with Le Boo,why do you do it?
If you have nothing to say,excuse those who do!..LOL
Hmnnnnnn!I comment my reserve. lol
ReplyDeleteThat was how one chic i met on FB sometime ago came to see me in my hotel suite with her girl friend. I fancied both her and her friend and told her i wanted both of them.
DeleteOfcos they agreed but for a good price and we all had fun.
#emperorlife
I and my friend do it so people won't know who the person wants especially when it's a 'crayfish waka' lmao
Deleteend time followers
Deletei excuse you all. let me read comments and laugh small. lagos wahala too much
ReplyDeleteMy then bf lived abroad. Still lives there but we are exes now. So he came to Naija and we ran into his friend that was toasting me and that one took him to one corner and asked if he has chopped me that if he hasn't he should hurry up n chop cos I will finish his money and when he says I should meet him in a hotel I will appear with my friend. Hi B 🙋 Meanwhile that one now told me he likes the report he got. The aproko favored me and chop he never did.
DeleteAbeg ask them ooo
ReplyDeleteI don't follow, but I invite my friend if it is a stranger I am not comfortable with or I just wanna eat lunch or dinner
DeleteFor me I'd ask a friend 2 come along with me if it's some silly old man or an ugly/fat guy and I'm going on a date with em 2 eat nice food or out of pity. Jst so I can deny later if anyone sees me and ask. It wasn't me, na that my friend guy lol! But if it's someone I'm serious with? Mbok 3 is a crowd
DeleteObserver so true! Increase boo catches you, you will say you escorted your friend and all.
DeleteIf boo sees this I'm in trouble. Hahaha
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DeleteLmao...shame no go even allow me follow my friend on a date...neither will I allow my friend follow me on a date...I will just sit at home if she insist on following me.
ReplyDeleteI once took my best friend to my whitey's house o. The next weekend,my babe don jazz whitey take o. I met her in his house with a towel round her waist. When whitey saw me,he was shocked. Like red shocked. I sha left them o. He called me the next day and said he thought my friend was me o..that it was when he saw me that he realized he'd been sleeping with my friend for the past two days.
ReplyDeleteTalk about jazz. The guy was too confused jare. He retired and left for France. He never came back
That's how Esther was busy taking Melvis(her supposed bestie) to her guys house!!!!
DeleteToday bestie is married to d guy with a daughter and another one on d way....
Mtschewwwww....
For old sdkers una knw nah....
See gobe
DeleteDeceive yourself
DeleteIsland runs girl 'my whitey'
Delete@na me talk am, you have an elephant memory nawa 😂😂😂😂. Hello Esther De boo snatcher 🙋.
DeleteSome girls do it cor security reasons.
ReplyDeleteSome do it to "chop the mugu"
I did well well in uni jare. 😁😁 no time to check time.
DeleteI love my uni crew.
Well me i used to go out with friends on hunger matter, or really bored....I take my friends with me when i know they also need food to eat, or my instincts dont just trust the person, to avoid stories.
ReplyDeleteU know it @ hunger matter! Lol truth!
DeleteSome ladies take their friend along especially on a first or second dates because they want to eat their cakes and have it. they don't want the guy to pressure them into sex cause they are weak themselves.
ReplyDeleteMy friend can only follow us out once except if she is with her own boyfriend... I no wan de for 'how manage? Don't like stories that touch
ReplyDeleteOnly jobless friends will keep following their friends on dates
ReplyDeleteSome people are friends but enemies solo, some of them have bad intentions while some are just FFO (for food only)
ReplyDeleteLol, used to bring my friend along then in the uni when going out with boo. Only sometimes oo, coz she was single and always lonely so I let her join us at times. We are both happily married now .
ReplyDeleteAny lady that goes out on a date with a guy and tag a gal friend along isn't into that guy, she is only using him and the ealier you realise the better. No sane gal will do that to someone she value except the friendship has lasted for long. I only do that when am using you as meal ticket or not comfortable staying around you.
ReplyDeleteMost times she doesn't trust the guy
DeleteThere could be other reasons too.
DeleteHahaha yes @queen army expecially if the guy is the Jaye Jaye type so u can tag your friends alone and have fun that's all.Com
DeleteAlong*
DeleteI have not done it o . Sipping my drink
ReplyDeleteI can only go out with a friend and her man if it's an old relationship and I am friendly with the guy. Even so, I would ensure it's occurrence is as rare as the solar eclipse. I'd rather someone says to me " long time no see" than "you don come again?". Lol.
ReplyDeleteLmao @ you done come again ?
DeleteI only "follow" when my friend says we should help her spend his money or if I want them to help me get a guy off my back. That's the only reason I follow....
ReplyDeleteSo far it's a clearly defined "Boyfriend"...I would even excuse myself if you step in a room where we both are...and of course I would expect you to do the same if it was my boyfriend who stepped in.
Stella u just reminded me of those days in imsu chio! D moment u carry ur frnd near ur boo, d rest is history Lol. Wetin u go see na wedding card. Lmao. Girls are wonderful.
ReplyDeleteMy fellow IMSU babe
DeleteIMSU babes no dey carry last lol
DeleteHahahaha, My IMSU Babes last is not a choice
Deletelol hungry bitches
DeleteAm not even the "outing" type, let alone doing follow follow, they re many on dis blog, follow follow na. Inside gutter dem dey fall.
ReplyDeleteHow them will you see husband to marry
DeleteSee famzer dey talk,u forgot how u went out with a friend and spent hours viewing a man's blokos now u are not the outing type
DeleteMumu d gurl hanged out with is my bestie I didn't see her for almost 6months, oya adjust ur sense now.
DeleteI don't see the need for the nso nso(follow follow)... My girlfriend don't do it, and I don't either cos we both have different views about our friends and it doesn't just blend. So if I follow her out on her date, it will be boring for me. Same as her... generally it's wrong to me. Except your bobo wants you to come with your friend because he is also coming with his own friend.
ReplyDeleteI don't indulge in such and won't invite my friends over, with the person I am dating. Except of course the person is a 'maga', then that is not a problem.
ReplyDeletelol i havent done this before. Though i once asked a frnd to join me and my bf out cuz the girl was boyfriendless, lonely and bored. I only wanted her to have fun with us.
ReplyDeleteP.S to avoid stories dt touch later or snatchin wahala, only carry someone less pretty than you or someone u knw isn't ur bfs taste. LMAO. cuz dats hw my big yansh frnd wantd to follow me and bf out on vals day cuz she didnt have anywhere to go. I just kuku disagree.
For pu**y matter guys no dey get taste oh even if it stinks
DeleteI love to go on "follow follow" follow" honestly....there are no commitments, no demands an you can totally have fun on someone else's bill #EverybodyLikesAwoof #DontJudgeMe
ReplyDeleteFollow follow fan emmanuel, u better come and answer present here oh! Na so u do escort go snatch ur frnd boyfrnd becos u think say em get money, u know know say one naira em no hold lol.. today u dey suffer am with ur dirty hair lik mopping stick and ur nose lik wetin dey fire catapult of envy.. e bi lik ur 100naira mb don finish.
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahaa.. I hate youuuuu
DeleteAnonymous, shut up n face your miserable life.
DeleteChim o..
DeletePortable viv, gbagun master of sdk's blog I loyal oh! Student in engineer lol, and u were seriously defending ur self yesterday unto gbagun again. Choi! Is engineer ur school? Lol
DeleteKikikikikiki anon 13:18 biko fear God
DeleteAh neighbour ti de o ! E ka bo o...
DeleteGosh!!!I hate replying anonymous, i feel as if am talking to a ghost.Please when next you want to insult Fan Emmanuel, endeavor to use your ID. Thanks!
DeleteYou see this dejected alien, so attacking Fan Emmanuel is not enough for you? Did Portable also snatched your boy friend or are you simply being a dolt? Your case is highly pathetic!
DeleteFan Emmanuel.. So in your mind now you get id??? What is Fan Emmanuel? Is that your real name? Dumb fuck!
DeleteThe one that makes me wonder, is when a guy asks a girl out.
ReplyDeleteFirst date o, and her friends ask to tag along, and she agrees.
Seriously, this is a guy you're just getting to know. If he fancies your friend, in the course of the outing, please, you have no frigging right to call her a boyfriend snatcher.
Or, a girl is going out with a guy for the first time, and her friends ask her to make sure to come back with enough takeaway. Maka why?
First impression matters,abeg.
#WhiteDiamondOut
End time follow-follow...
ReplyDeleteI have never gone out on a date with any friend. I won't even invite you cos I like my privacy.
ReplyDeleteNo I don't do it, just came to read comments.
ReplyDeleteI don't buy the idea, I don't do it except he's a mutual friend.
ReplyDelete"I've never done that before" Because,I dated broke men who had nothing to offer. So who was gonna pay the bill? The gods,amadioha or lord Krishna?
ReplyDeleteKikikiki
DeleteMeanwhile...Stellz....some girls can be sooo mean shaa...I had one friend who used to go ask my toasters for money behind my back...she went as far as hooking up a babe with one of them (she's fat, the guy would never date her) telling him that...."since my friend will not date you because you're married...I have some1 I hve who is willing" The guy saw me almost a year later and told me EVERYTHING, even called the girl's name and described her, she turned out to be someone I knew(he no tell me whether he "chopped" the girl or not o)He just told me to BEWARE of my friend, that he could've slept with her if he was interested in her....till date the babe doesn't know why I avoid her like a contagious disease...lol
ReplyDeleteSerious man snatching resulted from mine but thank God it wasn't someone I had feelings for. This happened while I was a student at IMSU. There was this guy that was asking me out back then,my friends knew about him cos he was calling me non stop, sending cash and gifts. One day he begged and begged that we should hangout, I told him I would come on the condition that I bring someone along, he happily agreed. That was how I took my roomie along, on getting there she started giving the guy notice me looks, next thing she said her blackberry is hanging, na so she collect the guy phone on the pretext that if she calls her line the hanging will stop. I didn't even give it a second thought cos that's how my bold 5 was hanging too. BVs that was how she got the guy's number and started calling him telling him crap, after everything the guy slept with her and taped it then he sent me the video with a message that read that girl is not your friend, she can kill you for 5k. I was shocked, I stopped talking to both the guy and my roomie,I even moved out cos the trust was dead.In my mind they honestly deserved each other. The guy struck me as a player cos no matured guy will make that kind of video. Most painful part the guy only gave her 5k after sleeping with her on three different occasions.I just thank God it wasn't someone I had feelings for. That was the last time I ever took a friend along on a date.
ReplyDeleteNa wetin we see for IMSU. My IMSU anon
DeleteIMSU babes, I hail them sha.... I miss those days in imsu
DeleteHahahahahahahhahahah..5k bawo
DeleteHahahahahahahhahahah..5k bawo
DeleteMost imsu gals are bunch of cheap desperate prostitutes.
DeleteNa wa ooo. Did you say 5k after three rounds. It's a good thing you left the guy too.
DeleteAtleast 5k is small money, what of the ones they sleep with and they don't give them 1 Naira, cheap whores
Delete5k na big money naa,
DeleteSome UNN and Esut girls can give u for OKPA and COKE...loool
Only a foolish woman will let her friend follow her on a date. My relationship is between two people not three or more. You're not even allowed to have my boos no. Face ur relationship and let me face mine or face ur 'single' and I'll face mine when I'm single.
ReplyDeleteMy roommate then can like to follow me upandan anytime am going out.
DeleteAt some point I became uncomfortable.
It was that bad that each time I touch hanger or going tru my clothes, the nxt tin she will say is"babe,are u going out, can I tag along "
Although she doesn't have bad intention, just dat she likes going out.
Some girls are just like that...
*am going tru
DeleteMy bff that time would even tell the person that Chi is coming with me oh
ReplyDeleteIf you like accept or not, we go there together and appear in your front like shadow
If the guy is someone you trust,then I think there's no need for escort
But some guys with ulterior motives will just say don't come again if you know someone is tagging along.
I don't see anything wrong with friends escorting friends but be careful who u escort and who escorts u. And where u go.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of Gentleman Mike Ejeagha's Song.
Nna m Eze Akwata mu enyi(2)
Nwa Mbe isi na ikwata onye?
Asi m Ala ya kpolu anyi kwalu enyi.Odika asi na-akwata mu enyi.
Okwa enyi ga-abu isi Oche (2)
Enyi na-aga na-eso mu gi n'azu...
Gwororongwo....
Trans:
My King I have brought u an Elephant
Elephant:Tortoise who Did u say u brought?
Elephant relax,I only said the Land should carry d u along and it looks like I was d one that brought u....
Hahahhahahahha cunny Tortoise.
The fable story was dat The Tortoise wanted the King's Beautiful hand for a wife.many suitors had come but were turned down cos dey couldn't bring an Elephant which was wot d King wanted for dowry for his Beautiful daughter.
So d Tortoise heard and hatched a plan.he had a friend.one friend actually as people were wary of him and his cunny nature...LOL
So he went to his friend The Elephant and asked him to escort him to a party to the King.that he the Elephant would be d Chairman of d Occasion.lol
The Elephant agreed happily and dey set out.as dey were going he told d Elephant dat his legs were short meaning he couldn't walk fast and may consequently make dem arrive late for the Big party.he asked d Elephant to me him climb on his back...d elephant agreed and dat was how they approached d Palace.Tortoise riding on d back of the Elephant.
And as they approached d Tortoise sang out d song above...dat he has brought him an Elephant.and when d Elephant heard d nonsense he sang and inquired.d cunny thing said No oo,dat he meant that he told d Ground to just bring d Elephant along and be coming hahahhahahahahha😃😃😃😃
And dat was how he delivered his friend the Elephant to the king...
Moral of the Story:Oyi m duga m ozi na ife yi.
Exact Trans:My friend escort me somewhere and something follow o.
You didn't continue your eke story yesterday. 😢 Is that harmless eke found in Imo State?
DeleteYawns. A fool is more likely to complicate the simple. Adaro okafor aka TGW we have read your epistle. 😕
DeleteYawns. A fool is more likely to complicate the simple. Adaro okafor aka TGW we have read your epistle. 😕
DeleteLWKMD
Delete14:13 she owns the ID Mystique don't mind her. Klutz
DeleteMystique are u scared?😃😃
DeleteDunno about Imo state but I know some Anambra states like Nimo,Ogidi,Abagana,Ukpo,Ifite-Dunu,Adazi-Ani,Umunnachi,Abatete and d rest...
My Biabeeee @ Ollie baby☺
Hahaha hahaha
DeleteThe Tortoise is Nwaebeleako right? Mbe.
DeleteFrom my dad's folk tales,he is cunning forever!!!
I enjoyed your folklore babay.
Anon aka xp, leave Tghw alone. You are so obsessed with her. Jeez. you crave badly for her attention but she doesn't even send you. Get a life. Omo ale. Old woman fooling herself upandan. Tueh
DeleteAnon 16:15...Are you not a fool? So anybody when attack the bitch TGW is xp? Mumu kuku go suck her breast and lick her ass join. Ekpa!!
DeleteYou actually had the time to type this??? Wonderful!
DeleteJAMP question..oya make una answers am
ReplyDeleteTry it now and send your chron'
ReplyDeleteI had one naïve geeky guy as a neighbour a few yrs back, he's this type that'd secretly admire a girl from afar for months till he builds up courage to say hello, after that hello, he'd take another 3months to ask " pls what time is it?"..... He was at it till i helped bridge that gap b/w his fears & the girl, we all went out and he was right there doing most of the smiling and i did most of the talking.... Even when she expressed her anger towards Glo network, the idiot was still smiling... So she turned to him & asked " why smiling?... He said, oh, it happens to me too"... Yet my guy de use MTN oh. At a point he was seeming like the third wheel & was becomin uncomfy, cus the gal was more interested in me. Even wen i told her he was after her n paid for all we ate, she said, abegi that one too dull.
ReplyDeleteA lady had the habit of inviting her friend Debrah when going on a date with her boyfriend...
ReplyDeleteThe guy complained severally but the lady said Debrah is my close friend i can't do anything without her.
So on the next date to watch a movie, the guy bought her normal size of pop corn and bought the biggest size for himself and Debrah.
He also sat in the middle of dem, gisted and laughed away with Debrah while the movie was still on.
The lady felt so bad that after that date nobody told her to leave Debrah behind...
My dear, make una borrow una sef brain..Girls are not smiling.
No more chere kam bia na chere were dey reign na...
I don't and will never allow a girlfriend escort me to boo's house.Wetin never reach me chop,I go kan carry person along,maka ginni? It was common though when i was an undergraduate,follow follow just to eat free food.
ReplyDeleteMake I read gist..
ReplyDelete@boyfriend snatchers,I dey hail una oh!
A lady had the habit of inviting her friend Debrah when going on a date with her boyfriend...
ReplyDeleteThe guy complained severally but the lady said Debrah is my close friend i can't do anything without her.
So on the next date to watch a movie, the guy bought her normal size of pop corn and bought the biggest size for himself and Debrah.
He also sat in the middle of dem, gisted and laughed away with Debrah while the movie was still on.
The lady felt so bad that after that date nobody told her to leave Debrah behind...
My dear, make una borrow una sef brain..Girls are not smiling.
No more chere kam bia na chere were dey reign na...
I don't follow and I can't/won't allow my friend follow me, to avoid stories.
ReplyDeleteMe and my bestie must go out on date together.its just norm.even now that shes married,sometimes we still hang out together with her husband.
ReplyDeleteBabes always invite friends to a guy they term as mugu or not wanting anything serious with him. In fact she would be begging you to escort her to the date sef
ReplyDeleteHmmm..all d folo folo.make una continue to folo una sef till una reach heaven
ReplyDeleteMc pinky
I had a girlfriend who always likes to escort me wen eva I hv a date wt boo and the she will keep ordering for things even wen I Jst keep to one order and the most painful thing abt the whole ish was that I had neva met her man, not even once so I adviced myself
ReplyDeleteHmmmm I did that a lot way back in school they will beg me to tag along and then they introduce me to their boyfrnd. Give me five minutes stella and you will think i know these guys for ages. I get easily carried away with gist that I sometimes forget my frnd is sitting right there. Am the outspoken type and i bond with people easily. It caused a lot of beef between my frnds and i and their boyfrnds too, So I stop tagging along. it got to a point when their boyfrnds willl come out openl saying hanging out without me was boring aaaargh!
ReplyDeleteStella I started avoiding my frnds and then their biyfrnds noticed it and started avoiding dem too chai! They had to come back and beg me to hang out with them which i did once in while but not as often as before. Stella my elder isnt left out too it happened a couple of times with her now we dont hang out together. Truth is things change between my frnds and I that period. We had trust issues but we found a way around it. Ever since then I find it difficult tagging with my frnd coz I know how it will always end so I always have one excuse not to tag along
You should never allow your friend follow you on a date especially when you know she is better behaved, more intelligent or more beautiful or more charming.... also girls that have Phlegmatic temperament... they are charm in themselves. As they will steal your show even without trying.
ReplyDeleteStella stop blocking my comments.
*Sips Hennessey from a platinum chalice and adjusts concave lenses*
Sanguine you mean, phlegmatic are the quiet type.
DeleteThis post just reminded of a comment made by one annoymous how she followed her friend on a date and ended up snatching the friend's boo...lmao
ReplyDeleteIn all of my life, I have always hated taking girlfriends along to my "secret" rendezvous. Unfortunately have been coaxed into coming along to theirs. But they were never danger... and I sure as hell never trusted (still do not trust) any girl enough to play let's-go-together with my man. Uh-uh.
ReplyDelete*in any danger
DeleteThe day I took my childhood friend to bae's house the next thing I noticed is that bae became a shoulder for this my frnd to cry on, she strtd telling him stories about hw she and her mom are always fighting and other ishs nxt thing, they were planning to go out without me 'to talk'... fast forward to when I found out I wass maad! I deleted her on all his social media! I later found out that bae opend a fb and she ws his only frnd there(ating it ws jazz, ahmeeeann! That definitely had to be jazz). Lol! Omo I nor gree o, nw wen he hears her name he's always angry and embarrassed.
ReplyDeleteMy bff drags me along with d hope of hooking me up with her guys frnd. Apparently she doesnt like my boo bcos hes handsome. But boo is very hardworking nd cool, not an empty fine boy. Anyway, I like d attention and free food. Lol
ReplyDeleteI did it for free food until it backfired. One day i escorted one of my friends to see her le boo, i dint knw her boo was a married man. Apparently she kept that fact frm me. While i was enjoying my chicken and chapman, na him wife come burst through d door demanding what we're doing with her hubby. She dragged d guy home and he hadnt sorted d bill. Na so we start ultimate search of how to pay d bill and find transport back 2 uni
ReplyDeleteI did it for free food until it backfired. One day i escorted one of my friends to see her le boo, i dint knw her boo was a married man. Apparently she kept that fact frm me. While i was enjoying my chicken and chapman, na him wife come burst through d door demanding what we're doing with her hubby. She dragged d guy home and he hadnt sorted d bill. Na so we start ultimate search of how to pay d bill and find transport back 2 uni
ReplyDeleteYour lucky she didn't beat two of u
DeleteHahahhahaaaaa
DeleteMy girlfriends loves taking me with them whenever they are going on a date, reason being that am the prettiest snd also more friendly but it got to a stage I had to stop tagging along cos at the end of everything their dates will either want to have my number or decide to make some stupid moves on me without them knowing about it. So I just give myself brain.
ReplyDeleteI trust my frnds 100% same way i trust my man,sometimes the crowd mks it more lively.
ReplyDeleteI have followed and people have followed me, that is life for you.
ReplyDeleteMe???carry out my friends or bestie to a date or to see my maga..i no fit oo..i remember few years back when my friend came to charge her phone in my room,i was telling her about a guy that dashed me 300k without touching me.it was as good as a coincidence,the guy called immediately and we spoke for a while.five minutes later,i left my phone in the room and my so called friend took my oga's number.fortunately for me the guy doesnt chase girls anyhow,he munched their conversations and sent to me.we disgraced her like never b4.imagine what happens if u take her out on a date.i fear Akwa ibom girls.counting my dollars at the moment jare..this high rate of dollar has favoured me so much..make i call my aboki joor..
ReplyDeleteAnybody that takes a female to where their bread factory is, should not complain when they start stealing their bread. everything get boundary abeg! My friend once invited me out with one of her rich boos (I am finer and flashier than she is), I dey my lane oo, next thing the guy started chasing and flirting with me behind her, being the naughty coded Naija babe that I am, I was looking for money so I decided to give in , made $2000 off him and dumped him. Btw he no longer talks to my friend, the guy is a complete douche bag! I'm sure my friend no even chop reach me.m cos she was forming good girl...Moral of story... If ur guy is a wardward idiot, chances that your friend will betray you behind ur back is high, so desist from taking ur gfs to your goldmine.
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