Sunday In House Gists.. - Freestyle

Saturday in House gists was dry according to you all so let us make today Freestyle whilst i attend to my guests...LOL

This stand alone gist is UNEDITED...OMG,I laughed so hard that i decided to leave it the way it was sent in....

STAND ALONE GIST

KEY LOCK INSIDE CAR

I wanna share with you what happened yesterday. I waked up late, prayed and then went out to receive the early morning sun.

Five minutes after, I took up to start the usual every saturday chores.

This time, we were told to do the chores thoroughly because of the coming wedding.

So, it took us hours until 12noon to finished. One of the cousin who suppose to wash the cars became very tired and said he can't wash it until tomorrow. I decided to wash one of the car. I was called for breakfast, but told my uncle's wife to keep it. I enter the already scourging sun to go and wash the car after collecting the car key from uncle. 

I opened the door automatically by pressing a button with an unlocked padlock drawn on it. I opened the door at the driver's side. Put the key on the driver's seat. Cleaned the inside of the car, then closed all doors. While washing the outside of the car, I noticed that there a part inside the car that I have not wash. I tried opening the car's doors , no one open. Alas, the key was locked inside the car! 

I began to panic and thinking what my fate while i moved round the car many times looking for a clue. I saw that windscreen at the other side of the front seats was not fully closed. Thought for few minutes again on what to do.

I got a magnet, tied it to a long iron rod with a rubber. Luckily the circular key holder was magnetic. But the key itself was not magnetic. I used the magnet to bring it from the driver's seat to the other seat beside, then waited for some minutes to think about what to do next. Then I said to myself that if I continue using the magnet, the key might fall into the cleft between the seat and the door. I made a hook from a flexible iron and tied it to a stick. The key initially was out of sight from the other end.

 There is a box between the two seats. That was why I used a magnet first to bring it to sight. Finally and with joy, I brought the key out by passing the hook through the circular key holder. While doing these, everyone was inside the house enjoying moi moi and custard as breakfast. I didn't raise alarm, because I wanted to try my best to get it out. Raising alarm will only land me into trouble with my uncle. He may not think it can be removed the way I did. 

The sun was not merciful at all, I sweated profusely. After getting it out, i met my cousin at the dinning told about the key in the car and asked him what should be done, he shouted with his hands on his head. I told him to relax, then shown him the key. I thank God that I am having nice weekend right now.

LMAOOOOO