Last week you all refused to pick a winner who qualifies for the 5K....oh by the way where is BV Cocoz our ex official in house gists vote counter?I know she changed jobs and location and i hope she is okay?Cocoz are you okay?get in touch.
Enjoy the stand alone gist and add yours and then count in the comment section if you won and get back to me.
I wonder why the last person that won didnt come back to show appreciation,I know 5k is peanuts but come on!..lol
STAND ALONE GIST
This happened January 2012 in kaduna state.This was the period boko haram started disturbing in the north, pardon me i will be using English and pidgin to type this.
Na so we just hear for radio and TV in the night say curfew dey the next day chai we no plan am at all , the curfew went on for like 1 week, hungry done finish us na pap we been dey plan to take for dinner until government announced for news say movement go dey from 12-4 pm.
when time reach like this people just dey rush to open shop and buy things i have never seen such rowdiness before, mama joy sent the girl that stays with her(Chizoba) to buy beans and fresh fish to cook before curfew starts.A hour later we just hear person dey shout I NO GO DO AM AGAIN OH we all ran out cos we thought boko haram entered our compound only to see mama joy beating the girl that stays with her.
Wetin happen wetin happen mama Joy you want kill the pikin,wetin she do now?It turns out that Chizoba go dey fry fish when she never even buy beans her explanation was people were much so she tot to buy the fish to fry first so that before she came back the shop will be less crowded.
She went back to buy beans na empty shop she see,only person make i pity for the whole situation na papa joy the man just dey long mouth na only God know why him dey vex e be like say na because him drink garri and fried fish that night.
What's this? What did you expect this trash to do for us, to make us laugh, to learn from it or to entertain us?
ReplyDeleteMy dear this thing is meaningless and don't try it again.
*Larry was here*
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DeleteAm I the only one who finds it difficult reading too much pidgin English????
DeleteIs dis supposed to make us laugh?
DeleteLol I pity your mum sha
DeleteEnd time dryness.
DeleteWhat's this? What did you expect this trash to do for us, to make us laugh, to learn from it or to entertain us?
ReplyDeleteMy dear this thing is meaningless and don't try it again.
*Larry was here*
Larry, u won't write joke and yet, u condemn the one someone wrote. U are a sadist.
DeleteThis is so dry. Was this meant to be a joke. Mtchewww
ReplyDeleteHahaha, @garri and fried fish
ReplyDeleteOk u try small
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteLmao, hahaha. Yeeh kpa, soo funny. Hohoho. Haaa. My belle oh. I laff throwaway for ground. Hohoho.
ReplyDeleteIf ABA made slippers never disgrace you before then you are one lucky person.
ReplyDeleteOn dis faithful day as omoge wey I be. I went to get something from the store. I sighted some handsome guys in front of me. As I rearrange my step with my tummy tucked in. As I just take one step na so my bata cut. ChaiðŸ˜. I became confused. Carry slippers for hand or what. I just conclude say my show don spoil. I just walked pass the guys na so them begin laugh. The truth is I don't even know if they were laughing at me but I was humiliated beyond shit. I sha avoided that route for some months.
What is this rubbish i just read.......cant even make a lil sense out if it
ReplyDeleteWhat is this rubbish i just read.......cant even make a lil sense out if it
ReplyDeleteDry
ReplyDeleteWhat does this mean?? I dont understand this gist
ReplyDeleteBoring
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDelete# boring.Com
ReplyDeleteWarridis? Is this meant to be funny or what?
ReplyDeleteSeriuosly, for your mind you are happy now. Clap for ur dry comment.
ReplyDeleteSeriuosly, for your mind you are happy now. Clap for ur dry comment.
ReplyDeleteI mean dry gist
ReplyDeleteDuuude!! If you actually thought this was funny then your sense of humor needs an awakening.
ReplyDeleteThis joke must be a joke.
ReplyDeleteEnd time joke that is a joke.
DeletePls oo BVNs which email can someone send IHG to?
ReplyDeleteGreetings Stellz and Members of BVN. E ku igbadun. I hope this is considered funny.
ReplyDeleteThis gist took me back to my days in secondary school as a boarding student. Those who went to boarding school can relate to the happenings in the dormitory after night prep. The chit chat of students,bustling of Seniors and juniors, doing last minute check on preparation for the next day before lights out.
On this particular night, it happened that one of the seniors in my dormitory, known for her love for sleep,she sleeps a lot, didn't go for night prep,because she slept in the hostel till we returned from class that night. On that night, the moon was at its brightest. This senior, in her subconscious, upon hearing the chatter of the people inside the dormitory, woke up, and as deceived by the brightness outside, (her bunk was by the window), dragged out her bucket of water under her bunk, grabbed her sponge case then dash out of the dormitory, straight to the bathroom.
In her sleep walking state, she accused her bunk mate saying. " Rosemary, why didn't you wake me up to get ready for school, knowing that it is morning already. Now I am late for school while all of you are ready". All this while we were all gawking at her, surprised. Before we knew it, she came back in already bathed, and morbid with shame, knowing that she just made a fool of herself. As it dawned on her that it was not Daybreak yet as she thought. We all had a good laugh that night.
Amariee this happened in QC, did u attend QC too?
DeleteJohn and David were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool, David jumped in and saved him and the medical director came to know of heroic act....
ReplyDeleteHe immediately ordered David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he (the doctor) adjudged him (David) okay.
The Doctor said "We have good and bad news for you David" The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses Since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person, the bad news is that, the patient Mr. John whom you saved,hung himself inthe toilet and died. David replied "Doctor, he didn't hung himself I hung him there to dry him. Lol
End time gist
ReplyDeleteif its dry,not funny, rubbish etc?????? You,yes U what have u been able to write or share. #Human Beings# Na wah
ReplyDeleteFREESTYLE
ReplyDeleteDem say boko haram don poison beans and i buy half bag for house. From di one wey i cook, i giv my dog ‘bingo’ make e first test am, 45mins lata bingo stil dey waka, I dey jolly den i eat my own. Afta i eat finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enta house and drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle. I dey tink my life come outside, my gateman com dey tell me say di driver wey killbingo wan come beg me. If na u, wetin u go do di gateman?
FREESTYLE
ReplyDeleteDem say boko haram don poison beans and i buy half bag for house. From di one wey i cook, i giv my dog ‘bingo’ make e first test am, 45mins lata bingo stil dey waka, I dey jolly den i eat my own. Afta i eat finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enta house and drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle. I dey tink my life come outside, my gateman com dey tell me say di driver wey killbingo wan come beg me. If na u, wetin u go do di gateman?
This joke is retarded. 😂😂😂. You owe us 5k for wasting our time and Aunty Stellas data.
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