Hmmm.....sugar coated things!
NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
WHO WINS THE GOLDEN FLEECE?
This is a tale of two men in search of the same Golden Fleece:
A man's journey begins at birth, after which he undergoes several metamorphosis to adulthood, then the search begins for a life partner : along the audacious road to adulthood, we come in contact with different personalities, we fall in and out of love, our hearts are broken, we experience disappointments but we still continue with our ultimate quest.
There comes Prince Charming, tall, macho, handsome and sexy and you think he is the answer to all your prayers, you invest your time, emotions, everything and at the end of the day you are left out in the cold and you keep asking yourself where you went wrong, what didn't you do right?
You are down cast, dejected and depressed, same macho whom you fell for before realizes his mistakes after walking out of your life unceremoniously for almost two years and tries to win you over again, at the same time another gladiator appears in your life; patiently he warms his way into your heart, every day you wake up looking forward to his calls and messages, he stays in touch with you every minute of the day at his spare time, he tells you where he is and sends you videos not because you won't believe him but he is just being real.
Mr macho is still his usual cool self, no sense of humor, very evasive, you don't know where he lives, who he lives with or what he does for a living, yet he claims to love you, he claims you are his life but no action to back it up, all he knows is you and nobody else in your life. Mr macho does not know how to go out of his comfort zone to please you.
Mr strategy sings for you, he records audio and video messages for you, at the slightest chance he sends you messages to profess his love for you and how much you mean to him.
Mr strategy calls you when he is in the shower, he talks to you first thing in the morning and last thing at night, you go to sleep remembering the sound of his Barry White voice reassuring you that life is good and that you are the apple of God's eye, he makes you happy because his actions and deeds exudes happiness, love and compassion; everyday you are on cloud 7, hitherto Prince Charming is still on the side lines persuading you to take him back not because he cares or loves you but because he sees you as a spring board to a better life, he does not encourage or inspire you in anyway not with words, actions or in his deeds.
Mr Strategy mentors you, motivates you, stands by you through every season. Prince Charming still wants you back, you have done everything to give him clues on how to win your heart yet he isn't even making any attempt.
Finally as a lady, you can't marry two men at the same time, if you were in my shoes, how do you make a decision? Who is worthy of winning the Golden Fleece?
Mr strategy caries my vote if i would use my heart to choose but my head says LOOK WELL...some men are PERFECT WITH DECEIT..he will woo you until you become wool and then he will spin your world into a web of makeshift lies...it will be so bad that one has to tell lies to cover their lies..
Use your head and leave your heart outta this..
you sound like a romantic who might get carried away with words....
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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
CHEATING WIFE...
NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
CHEATING WIFE...
I have been married to my wife for 2yrs now. She is still secretly dating her ex boyfriend. I have talked to her about it but still going on. Please Bvs,how do I handle this issue. I have been depressed ever since. I never cheated on her. I love her so much....
*Sad sigh*
She is still dating her ex boyfriend and you know about it?And she knows that you know?And the boyfriend must surely know that you know?...And yet they continue?..Is she the one footing the bills?
How can this be happening and you are coming to ask us?ARE YOU NOT A MAN?
IF YOU CANNOT TAME YOUR WIFE AND SHE IS FLAUNTING A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE YOU THEN I AM SORRY TO SAY BUT I HAVE TO E-SLAP YOU.
That woman has no shame..sheediot!
Do not lay your hands on her,just give her an ultimatum that you would if she doesnt stop,if she calls your bluff,then stop letting her pay your bills!!!
Mr macho has a fiancee or is married or are u naive? Go for the one that has ur time.
ReplyDeletePoster two, you go and get a girlfriend or divorce her. Are u a sissy?
Poster 1, go for Mr capable banky W
DeletePoster 1
DeleteMr. Macho ❌
Prince Charming ❌
Mr. Strategy ✅ - But check him well. Singing song no dey pay bills oh!
Very terrible narrative from poster 1. Poster 2 wish I could say something but I feel so sick. Didn't know Hycosy can be this painful and bring out terrible feelings. God pls give me a testimony this year.
Deletei want start cheating on my husband since i saw his fbk chat with his friend telling him that "the girl fucked me like my wife use to" i confronted him, he denied it, that they are just talking dirty. but who go believe am?men dont like faithful wives. Do me i do you MAN NO GO VEX!!!
DeleteMr Macho doesn't av a wife but feels it's not necessary to be committed to any1. I hope your mister macho is not CY sha, else na one chance u enter o
DeleteJasmine, so for your mind, na only one CY wey get macho dey this world?
DeletePoster1... So there's prince charming, gladiator, Mr strategy and Mr Macho, and u talking bout two people?
DeleteSmh
Poster 1: You and your story be trying too hard.
ReplyDeleteSorry, it comes out terribly vapid and boring instead of ehmmmm...sounding intelligent. Read from other comments and see if you will find help for your sophisticated confusion.
Poster 3: WAIT FOR JAMES!!!!!!!!!
If her post got u confused, u r quite slow. Its a beautiful write up and easily understandable. U should read novels often to enhance ur understanding
DeleteWhat ever James tells him 2day, i agree.
DeleteLol @ atheist.
DeleteBTW I hate the write up too. In a bid to sound sophisticated, it came out boring
Lol @sophisticated confusion
DeleteHian!!! @ poster 2
ReplyDelete@1,what nonsense is this, is this suppose to be a poem, u obviously don't need my advice. @2, u men think u are the only one who knows how to cheat, am sure u are a poor man and u are not good in bed, dats y ur wife is cheating on u, she doesn't love u, she just married u bcos she wants to be addressed as Mrs, divorce her or be still, cheat on her with a very beautiful girl.
ReplyDeleteHater
DeletePoster2- which kind man u be seff? Ur wife is cheating and u know? And she even knows u know?
ReplyDeleteWtf!
Are u kidding me!
Am going to be reading comings today.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: be man enough ok
Mr princecharming doesnt do it for me, infact he isnt part of the consideration, u said ursef that he is coming bcos of love bt as a steping stone to better his life, while mr gladiator seem to be all that n more. Honie, consider every thing well n like stella said, use ur head.
ReplyDeletePoster two, r u sure u married her or she married u, how come u dnt knw wat to do her a woman u married with ur own money is having an affair that u knw abt? U hv called her to order n she didnt even stop? Oga there is sometin not right abt this, why did she marry u in the first place, is it an arranged marriage? Anyway, sincethis is going on, i think u shud send her out!
1) Go with Mr strategy but look well before you leap
ReplyDelete2) Send her packing,back to her parents. That will surely calm her tits down.. if you see any true change in her later on, you can take her back. If not, marry another.
Lol @ stop letting her pay your bills.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteI don hear something today. Poster2 you say what? You must be weak for such to be happening. There is no reason for your wife to be cheating bec she is not the only woman that feeds her family and she is not the only woman with sexually satisfaction problem.
You need to wake up immediately and restore sanity back into your home. I'm very sure her EX will dump her like smelling trash when he is tired and ready to move on. She is the looser if she doesn't know. But come oh! Why have you been tolerating this for a long time knowing fully well she is cheating on you? Something must be wrong somewhere.... Abeg make I respect myself sign out.
As in ehn
DeleteI wish there was E-flogging....that man should be flogged
poster one is that a Nigerian movie or what?
ReplyDeleteHi SDK people.Please I read about a natural cure to Ulcer sometime ago.Something about unripe banana/plantain.I didn't need it then.Hubby has developed ulcer and he is writhing in pain.Please post under my comment.
Delete@ anony...the cure is unripe pawpaw. Cut it in cubes, put in a jar & add water. Leave it for 4days then drink first thing in the morning & last thing before bed.
Delete@ anony...the cure is unripe pawpaw. Cut it in cubes, put in a jar & add water. Leave it for 4days then drink first thing in the morning & last thing before bed.
Delete@ anon 16:42, you can try brandy's, but another natural way is by using Cabbage Juice, it has been successfully used to prevent and heal peptic and duodenal ulcers as Cabbage Juice strengthens the lining of the stomach. It very effective. Avoid painkillers for now and then, take him to Hospital
Delete@anony 16:42, Cabbage juice is a known and trusted natural method
Delete@poster one;go for mr Strategy but please remain "A part of you" for yourself,just for backup purpose...
ReplyDeleteBydway,No matter how much of A helpless romantic you are;you need to Love yourself very much such that any other love given to you by A second party is just an addition to the existing "self love"..
Use your head so you can know where his strategy is taking the both of you to..
All the best!!
@poster two,Divorce her if she has refused to let go of her Ex...
Such guts and utmost disrespect!! I just cant deal...
@MARTINS ABOY
Poster 1...at 1st I thought I was reading a novel anyway if it were me i'll go for Mr strategy who fine man epp?
ReplyDeletePoster 2...you too start cheating on her shikena! Equation balance!
Pls James talk to poster 2,i think he needs to hear from you.
ReplyDeletePoster 1,pls used your head as Stella said. You sound like a romantic lady n in this situation it's not needed.though am #team Mr. Strategy (who no like better thing) but its a life commitment we are talking about so you have to be 70 per cent sure before going in.
Poster 2
DeleteI know you sent to sch and your educated but didn't they teach you how to carry ur audience along?
You're looking for advice and you came to write poet for us to read n advice you?
Do you think it's everyone dat has time to read that easily and decode what you mean?
Why not use simple written English that everyone can read and understand and advice you?
I trust bvs you'll get what you want today.
Poster1, After reading like the first five words I stopped. I don't know why. I hate fairytale like Chronicles as if am reading a science fiction or thriller book. GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT! Even if its long just dont let me be confused like you.
ReplyDeleteAbiooooo
DeleteSee poetry on top advice
stella, you are wrong here. haba!!!! must it be that the woman is the one paying bills for the husband to be in this situation? guys have emotions too. Na we women make them feel like they dont have cos na woman like you and i that will label them 'weakling',' oh, she is using your head', oh, she is the one paying bills' Na wa. the reason we dont get to read chronicle from guys.
ReplyDeletethey go through stuff too, they love and put their heart into it and they get hurt too but that doesn't make them less of human.
Now@Poster, GO GET BACK YOUR WIFE!!!!!! if yu have not discussed with her,do that asap. if you love her, call her and have a real talk about this issue before you start giving ultimatum. pls, dont listen to stella's "na she dey pay bills" advise or wareva, the way you are feeling is normal , just go about it carefully so your marriage cant remain intact.
don't mind Stella...
DeleteFor the first chronicle, no comment.
ReplyDeleteFor the second, i feel your pain. Mr hubby, do you guys have a child together, and if you do, then hurry up and do a DNA test, cos that baby May be for her ex.
We women can be so dramatic ! how on earth can you be married to your hubby and still date your ex. Why is he called an ex?
Well, as for me, i always have this idea about ex, that they are not worth my love. I dnt hold on to the past, it is a past and should remain in t past. *flips hair and walks away *
side effects of falling in love.. lol
ReplyDeletePoster 1... Take one as your husband and other as your side tolotolo. Case closed. Dont put your eggs in one basket according to Queen.
ReplyDeletePoster 2... Oga i am sure your wife is the one paying all the bills at home. So why having HPB. If you want her to stop, start giving her N100,000 or N200,000 monthly she will look at your side. But if you be Owute, you are on your way. Just chop and clean mouth
Stella o... Did he say that she pays the bills? Na wa o... lollllz. But oga, this your story be as e get.
ReplyDeletePoster 1... Too much story but I like Mr Strategy, Abeg is he handsome? Pass him along when you settle with Prince Charming
Ok chronicles..... not here to comment but to see how my id will come out: lemme know whether i should stick with Gift... hehehehe
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!! OMG! Poster 2, James is going to have you for dinner!
ReplyDeletePoster1: This is a chronicle written in a different format than what we're used to..
ReplyDeleteTheres alot of questions that'd have helped me give u an undiluted response, like;
How happy were u while dating prince charming b4 he dumped you?
Was it a collection-free relationship?
What was his reason for breakup?
How was the compatibility & the chemistry b/w you 2 while u dated?
How long did u guys date given all that he lacks compared to what Mr strategy is presenting?...etc.
So u see why i cant confidently choose Mr Strategy over Prince charming, remember that temptation comes in all what we desire & dressed in Gucci/Prada, covered in Tom Ford fragrance.
Poster2: There are lots of cases as such, the women marry due to pressure or comfort which the ex couldnt provide, and few months into the marriage, reality sets in, revealing theres more to marriage than meets the eye, being that theyre still very emotionally connected to the Ex they jilted, its easier to fall back to him to fill that void... Collecting, Consoling and Comforting your beloved wife!!!
Weigh your options, if youve got kids... you alone know what to do.
James will suggest a divorce, and i dont blame him.
#TormundːDid you love her? She loved you.
Jon Snowː She told you?
Tormundː No. All she ever talked about was killing you. That's how I know.
#Grey Worm: A single day of freedom is worth more than a lifetime in chains....
DeleteAww😢 Ingrid, I miss her
DeleteBoth of you are crazy, can't you guys just STOP this quotation rubbish. HA!
DeletePoster1 tnk u for giving me automatic headache as I read.#longhisss
ReplyDeletePoster2DIVORCE asap
Good to know
ReplyDeleteposter two you must be a very weak man, is possible your blokos is small, you do not last long bed for your wife to be running after her ex. Am sure you cannot give her well and she need to collect from her ex, is better you let her go and look for a lady that your blokos fit into her totoh.
ReplyDeleteAm out biko, you and your wife who is even the man?
James well done oh, influencing ppl on this blog.
DeleteThis kind chronicle today get as e be. Let me read comments biko.
ReplyDeletePoster 2- Are you sure, do you have facts or you are just suspicious. Why will a married woman go back to her ex? I just hope is not true cos that's bad, terribly bad.
ReplyDeleteIt happens all the time....
DeleteHavnt u read married women on this blog sayin they're still collecting their ex?
Bros poster 2.drop ur contact let me call or mail u.my boys can arrange that guy for just 40k sdk bv discount.its normally 65k.nothing can be traced back to you
ReplyDeleteJoe
That's the cowards way.
DeleteHahahahahhahaha
DeleteAbeg help him. The man really need help. I'm so angry here with him now. How can ?
DeleteLmfao😂 anonymous 15:41 so discount dey for us bvs😂 chaaaaaiii Wetin I no go read for here 😂
DeleteSdk bv discount seriously? Lolz
DeletePoster 2 I find it difficult to believe your story typical 9ja man that knows his wife is cheating won't sound like this?Nigerian men that can jealous for Africa I pray ooo
ReplyDeletePoster 1..wtf is dt??? Didnt evn read it .just read Stella's comment
ReplyDeleteBoth of u don't have any problem, let me not border my pretty head.
ReplyDeletePoster one, I really enjoyed reading your narrative. You've got a way with words,i like it.
ReplyDeleteMr Strategy sounds too perfect to be true... am usually weary of such. But hey, some men are actually that sweet.
Some people just can't express themselves well and they are often misunderstood. Dear Mr Macho is one of such people. If you're actually torn, not knowing who to pick despite Mr Strategy being almost perfect then you must have some strong feelings for Mr Macho. He certainly is doing somethings right.
Well, don't matter who I choose, you'll still follow your heart.
For the record,you sound like you've made your choice. Goodluck!
Please what is "are you not a man"? Why do Nigerians always do it. Later we will insult Dino when he says he will impregnate Remi in the senate chamber. Why does being a man have to mean violence? Why can't men be vulnerable and sensitive?
ReplyDeleteAbeg poster I feel your pain. It cannot be easy to love someone who is after someone else. Stella is right about one thing your wife has to make a decision. She is carrying on like this because she implicitly has your permission. She knows you won't leave her for this so she continues. You need to ask her to chose what she wants without fear. She might leave you but isn't it better than this?
From my experience, I believe she doesn't get all her needs met by either of you so she tries to fill the gaps by having both (I might be wrong). she has to choose: it's the best thing for both of you.
#1- Give them real life test and see who will pass it. Real test. Cunny guys can always come up with ways of twisting some ladies' head(s). Pray hard because marriage is not tales by moonlight.
ReplyDelete#2 - Are you for real?
BV 1. Abeg next time just write normally.
ReplyDeleteBV 2. I'm sure you're less wealthy than her ex boyfriend. You can either wait until she gets it out of her system and forgive her or get your walking papers now or work hard and get more successful so she can face you faster
Today is my birthday.Hbd to me+llnp.May Almighty God ans my prayers
ReplyDeleteHbd dear
DeleteThanks chioma
DeletePoster 1 : wait for Mr poet.... he is already on his way.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: go back up and read stella's advice again and let it sink.
😅😅😅😂 so funny but true i just taya for poster one
DeleteChaaaaaiii Una no get chill pill at all😂
DeletePoster 1 run from both of them abeg.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 you never dey serious ni
Na wah oh. I hope poster 2 wife's case won't be the same as mine. I have been engaged to my man for only 2 months and just resumed gbenshing with his friend (the guy fucks me right!!!). The wedding has been fixed, the 2 families have become closer, my mum will have a heart attack if I call off my engagement. Poster 2, please learn to have good sex with your wife; there is a reason or reasons why she keeps going back to her ex. how will I cope if I marry this man oh GOD HELP ME OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are joking right? Sleeping with your guy's friend??? Una dey get mind o.
DeleteYour chronicle de de gym.
DeleteYour head is messed up. You are not in good position to advice anybody. Ashawo
DeleteThe thunder!
DeleteSex is not everything, you better stop now or call off the wedding.
DeleteDon't you have any dignity or conscience?
Godliness with contentment is great gain. You can't eat your cake and have it. Is either A or B, be wise and stop your long throat act. You may end up losing both men.
DeletePoster 1: you darling Mr Strategy is a married man!!! Like Stella said, he is building you up with his words but I ASSURE you that once he gets you in his net, you will see the other side of him. Be careful!!!
ReplyDeleteP1: I actually tot chronicle inbox was empty & Stella decided to write a short novel for us. Bia don't ever try dat thing again you hear me so. Person bin get small headache now u don worsen am. no be for our head u go try ur writing skills o *long hiss*
ReplyDeletep2: Truth b told, I personally cannot stand a cheating spouse. now that u're feeling depressed, I'll advice u send her packing b4 we'll hear stories that touches the chest.
Lmafao...u pple should stop making me laugh like this nah😂
DeletePoster 1 must be a Poet.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 is a man without balls.urs shud be "Chronicle of a brokass".
Poster two. Send your wife packing as soon as possible, even if she's the one feeding you . Your head is messed up man. Your wife is cheating and you know about it ?
ReplyDeleteAs in ehn...never heard of it befr
DeletePoster one. Aanu e se mi. Your head is spinning.. Guy men don confuse you Lol.
ReplyDeletePoster1-You sound like a poet! and someone who loves to live in her own fantasy. Nne use your head and stop feeling like a princess in one of this Disney fairy tale waiting for a prince charming.. this is real life and not wonderland!
ReplyDeletePoster 2-Your wife is cheating and you know?! so why are you telling us about it....man up.
Poster 2: please check & re-check very well. Did you force your way into marrying your wife knowing very well that she's in love with this ex of hers? Did your wife marry you because of genotype compactibility; probably you are AA & she & her ex are both AS. Did she ever showed that she's into you before you made that move to finally settle with her? Did she marry you because you were ready financially and her ex isn't?
ReplyDeleteShe might not necessarily be footing the bills as alleged but loves the way her ex treats her.
I'm not justifying her cheating ways but there's something you are not doing well for which she gets from her ex.
Confirm that she's cheating, inform her parents & give her a break by sending her to her parents house afterall Bible said divorce can only take place with adultery.
Poster 2: please check & re-check very well. Did you force your way into marrying your wife knowing very well that she's in love with this ex of hers? Did your wife marry you because of genotype compactibility; probably you are AA & she & her ex are both AS. Did she ever showed that she's into you before you made that move to finally settle with her? Did she marry you because you were ready financially and her ex isn't?
ReplyDeleteShe might not necessarily be footing the bills as alleged but loves the way her ex treats her.
I'm not justifying her cheating ways but there's something you are not doing well for which she gets from her ex.
Confirm that she's cheating, inform her parents & give her a break by sending her to her parents house afterall Bible said divorce can only take place with adultery.
Na wa!! No wonder we can not succeed in this fight against Domestic violence!!! Women, Women!!! We are the problem. Send her packing, you are not a man, your blokos is small, she is the one paying the bills and all the rubbish comments that will make the man more dejected like a man must not have emotions too. Women, una weldone!
ReplyDeletePoster 1: I will choose neither of d 2 men, yet, you are d one wearing d shoes.
ReplyDeletePoster 2:Since this is marriage, I wonder if you have spoken to her parents/family? What about your pastor/pastor's wife or the persons that joined u guys together or any respectful couple that you both know? If you have spoken to these people and she's adamant then you have to dissolve such union bc she's broken her vow and not remorseful.
I'm really SMH as people comment as if only men are meant to cheat or that a wife must be financially responsible in her home to cheat or that d hubby isn't giving good sex thus her infidelity. Pls people, cheating has nothing to do with gender or all these.
Anon 17:41 you want to follow your horseband sin because he fucked a girl. You dont know he has a case to answer to God on judgement day. All these men claiming macho, una go see una selves where una no want to be.
ReplyDeleteIf he wants to sleep with you, use a condom or both of you should go and do test. Be afraid of diseases not DO ME I DO YOU
Tell them o jare
Deletethanks ok.
DeletePoster 1, it's too much romance novel that is doing you, no be sey ur story even sweet sef.
ReplyDeletePoster 2, no one will help u tame ur wife only you will do that... man up and address the ish as a man
Everyone is asking the poster to hold on for James. Now James have refused to comment. Feeling like a boss with his nonsesnse comments. Mtcheeeew.
ReplyDeleteThings I read on sdk, na wah o
ReplyDeleteHello poster 2 I rushed down to comment when I saw people above saying things like 'are you a man' and attacking your masculinity. Please poster do not listen to these attacks on your masculinity. These people have no real sense of what it means to be a man and be in control. Culture has taught them that a 'real man' will throw his wife out etc. Please ask yourself if that is really what you want? These people telling you to throw her out will not be there with you when you are hurting due to messy divorce or when you marry another woman but still yearn deeply for your wife. What you really want is reconciliation and a change of behavior from your wife. I can see you really want to forgive her and move on with her if she is willing to change. So talk to GOD first of all, the creator of perfect marriages (Adam n Eve). Ask him to change your wife, mold her and make her repent. Pray, pray, pray. Only God has the power to change a humans character. Then talk to your wife and tell her your piece of mind. Separate from her especially sexually because of diseases and spiritual implications of having sex with an unfaithful partner. Keep praying and asking God for a possibility of true reconciliation with your wife. And God will direct you how everything should play out in order for peace to reign. Look out for signs of true change of behavior and if it doesn't show after a long time of waiting and praying...then divorce may be the next step. But please make sure you Separate (sexually), and prayerfully examine things before making any final decision. Poster 2, you are a REAL MAN in CHRIST JESUS, and I pray for God's peace on your marriage. Amen!
ReplyDeleteLaff haff kee me oo! Both posters needs James advice.. Where is James oo, pls come and tell them wat to do..
ReplyDeletePoster2,pls pray for ur home and dont forget to watch war room.
ReplyDeletePoster 1, marriage itself becomes boring sometimes & you will have to re-ignite it. I am a love love person so being romantic is important to me sha. Either ways use your head as not to be used and the mr macho suddenly appearing again gets as he be, the 2 can mess up but choose & pray about your choice.
ReplyDeletePoster 2, many men are fond of saying their wive is cheating these days, the same excuse one of my hubby's friend used to send his wife a mother of 2 out. How did you confirm she's cheating? I need facts and figures
My husband could write something like this about me too. Claiming I am cheating and all that, any male friend that likes your pix on your Facebook is your ex, even when a man sent me message of needing my help to connect him to a job, my hubby wants to let hell loose!! Begged him not to ever tag me with cheating again but anytime there is a misunderstanding he will tell my folks 'he's been talking to me to stop cheating' this drives me nut and makes me want to just cheat sef but I will rather walk away than mess myself up by cheating. Where are your facts? How did you confirm she's still with her ex? Only then can I believe your wife is cheating, if her ex was better than you she wouldn't have married you to start with
ReplyDeleteEnd time Chimamanda.
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