Labour Room Drama 165

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Dearest Stella,

Hearty compliments Sweets and may I ask for permission to hide under existing protocols...*winks. This is me from TTC testimony 13...yayyyy!!! How can I repay the Lord enough for his goodness to me? My Arch Angel Michael and our Mother of Perpetual Help?...Hmmm Thank you Jesus x1000times and more!

P.S: Pls pardon my epistle and gbagauns (I was never good at summary in school anyways lolz)...over excitement is the causer...*winks*...

To my LRD, my pregnancy was stress free throughout the 9months nothing like morning sickness, vomiting and the sorts as a matter of fact, I was glowing and blooming like a flower planted on an over fertile soil...lolz...you would need to look at me all the way down to realize I was pregnant, the compliments nor be here! 

Anyways, fast forward to 39weeks I just couldn't wait to start my leave and leave the stress of
monthly targets.

I was praying to go into labour before my leave started so l can gain a day or two extra but my baby nor gree come despite all the marketing and long walks and deliberate climbing of stairs...lol. I read about TTC 11's LRD and I felt sad because I was tired and need it out sharperly. 

On 24th Jan morning, I had just mild back pains that was like slight menstrual cramps but not serious so I will just pause and it would pass little did I know it was labour starting, I kept gisting with Oga whom as God would have it was at home. I have painful periods so l know what the real menstrual cramps was like and from all the LRDs I have read, that was what I was expecting as water breaking, show and the likes have never been my thing even with my first so l wasn't expecting that. 

My sign is usually blood when I brush my teeth.

Around 7:30pm or so, I told DH that my back was paining me; my mum called but then I felt it was the labour just starting so l didn't want her worried, I told her it is just waist pain and she said I should visit the hospital as my waist pain complains don too much.

 By 8:15pm I realised I had not had my bath, to pour water for body na work so l asked Dh what I did in my first to relieve pain, he said: "you kept pouring water on your waist;" I tried it and the water felt so annoying. I managed and had my bath and then I noticed blood while brushing my teeth so I knew labour don start.

 Oga was busy asking ''baby has it started...next thing he enter kitchen dey boil water to put for flask''. I wore my white top and white shorts (wasn't strong to look for something better) and requested we left for the hospital as I couldn't stand again. Fortunately for me, my stuff was already in car like two weeks before.

On the way to the hospital with all the pains, I kept thinking of Stella and telling Oga about sending my LRD then I said: ''Imagine this Stella doesn't know what someone is going through with this much pain after she would say dramaless LRD...yuck''! 

Na so Oga para: ''Instead of you to concentrate you are thinking of Stella; are you for real?!"

 I just jejely shout up and gave myself sense when I realised this was not SDK blog but the real thing so l called on Arch Angel Michael, Our Mother of Perpetual Help and said the Thank You Jesus prayer...

By the time we got to the hospital, because I don yab oga before not to stop me at the entrance until he changes his car, your guy drive pass entrance that he was wanted to park; I almost ate him raw...seriously dude, at this critical time...who cares?!

 Oya na by the time he parked and I came down, to waka go entrance became a hecullean task as I couldn't lift a feet. I just kept saying I can't walk I want to lie down...na there I lie down for sand oh...as in pure black loamy soil kinda sand with my white! 

The pain was not here and I kept saying in my mind whether this was the end or na CS sure pass, I was so weak. 

Did I mention I only took tea that morning and that was the only meal I had so you can imagine the weakness. The next thing I heard was Oga saying: ''baby why are you embarrassing yourself, stand up! You are very dirty, see your clothes''... whoisai!!!

 Then I heard different voices and saw a woman's face asking if l could stand, she tried pulling me up and I told I can't stand. 

She scolded my hubby that it was labour and I didn't know what I was doing then like five people lifted me unto a stretcher and I heard him shouting at the reception for my file so we can see the Dr immediately as he was so confused. 

The Dr kept asking if it was an accident victim and a case of emergency cos my white was now black and I was all sand. He asked if I knew where I was and I said yes then if l could stand, for where! They lifted me to the examining table but I was too dirty for anything then he asked to check me and if l felt like pooing which I said yes. He didn't bother checking again as next thing na stretcher and labour room sharperly. I looked at his wall clock and it was exactly 9pm and I remembered my Divine Mercy.

In my weakness and pain, I kept urinating all over myself in the process of pushing. The head nurse noticed and rushed to me on the stretcher and kept hitting me telling me to stop pushing so as not to tear my cervix or l would regret it and stay on the table till the next morning getting stitched.

 I held myself and God kept filling my bladder and I was passing out urine in place of pushing abi maybe na my water dey pour who knows.

 In less that 10secs the bed was set and she said everyone, let's deliver our baby. The Dr checked and was like: ''Nurse come and check this I think she is full''. She checked and said I was 10cm and she asked me to push if l felt like pooing. I pushed the first time and she put her entire fist in it dunno what she did maybe to rupture the water and she said the next one, I should push my baby. Lo and behold the next push saw my prince pop out and I looked at the clock overhead it was 9:15pm...Jesus...15mins...I just kept thanking God.

 My hubby,who rushed out to bring my bag, came in to ask how far only to see them cleaning the baby and he exclaimed: Dr what happened?! Nurse?! Just like that?! Sharp sharp?! Baby what happened?! No counting of centimetres?! And everybody burst into lafta even the Dr.

 He said if we had wasted extra minute I would have delivered at home or in car. I had a small tear from my prince which was stitched and I was out in less than 30mins. I kept thanking all the nurses and the Dr. I was wheeled to my room even though I could walk and Oga kept looking at me in shock...

''Baby so you were in labour all through and you did not tell me'' and I was like I didn't even know myself...

Mehn the pikin oyibo asin he was white... If to say Oga nor dey der, him for raise small eyebrow whether them switch cos he kept saying:
''Babes he is so white not even fair'' ... Lolz. A nurse said ''madam this your baby na Chinese pikin oh with this colour" and I just remembered one of my major clients who is Chinese and the guy dey loaded like kilode....I looked at my Prince and said a short prayer that for this nurse to mention Chinese, I claim his star on my Prince and that he will be as wealthy as he is and even better lol...

I told my hubby and we both laughed. I was discharged two days later and it's been God all the way.

To every lady TTC, may your prayers be honoured speedily and I am confident that my twin's testimony will be this year. Thank you so much Stella for everything, I am grateful!!!

Too much love,
@Coco

*Shuo you nor baff??????

So you dey labour dey call my name?LMAO...make i go back go read cos this na customised LRD with my name inside