A lot of guys are mocking ladies on the social media, They say the only thing women have to offer in a relationship is their kitty?? Doesn't sound cool, right?
Here's a challenge for you!!
Here's a challenge for you!!
-Conversation
-Companionship
-Peace of mind
-Lots of Laughter and fighting..lol
I have more than enough to offer..you?
Everything positive to keep him smiling
ReplyDeleteFinancial support
DeleteCompanionship
Positive vibes
Spending hours on the phone to listen to all he has to say, venting to me when he is upset, being a confidant, risking my life and investing my time.... But it doesnt stop there...
DeleteCompanionship
Backbone
Adviser
Commediane
MoTivator
etc etc....
Sex is usualy the least sef cos of distance but when its time for it..... *coughs*
Financial support kwa? Are you a sugar mummy?
DeleteOh dear! The box is empty we gonna fill it up together. Whatever you give a woman, she makes it better . Why else do you think the Bible calls her your better half? Give me lemon I'll make lemonade out of it. Meat I'll make you meat pies, fish I'm gonna give you fish rolls a house and I give you a home, seed I'll incubate it for nine months and give you a minimE. Give me shit you gonna get bullshit.
DeleteOtu and nothing more
DeleteI am trashing my last name and giving my body for motherhood! What else do you want?!
DeleteShameless guys!!! What else do they want?!!!!
Anon 21:40 u've got a lot to offer, nice
DeleteEven if boo never accept, I offer a whole lot, in all ramifications, sometimes, he will be like, 'small small, you are not my mother' . Who kini ep, #sideeye.
ReplyDeleteI offer him advice and cook delicious meal whenever I visit, I teach him how to play games and latest slangs😁😁😁😁😁😁.
Can't offer anything since because I'm left with paying almost All our bills and know substantial income to support the spending than runs! My husband's fault since he failed to provide. ...
DeleteEmjay,,hmmmmm some people will discourage babes here not to cook for their boyfriend
DeleteEmjay,thats nice
DeleteEkaTre, so when I visit, I will fold hands, and be eating fast food, when market dey corner, I cook different dishes and store in the refrigerator mbok, nothing like fresh food. 😊😊😊@Lucile.
DeleteMany things to offer when the times comes..
ReplyDeleteMine is 👉 financial support
Delete👉Popping d kids from ma kinny
👉looking sexy always
👉getting u fat with ma pot of soup (calabar babes rock)
👉i will so take care of u, u will think I'm ya mama😂
👉a Godly woman
👉will guide u in all u do
👉infact I ROCK🙌🙌🙌🙌
Lolz 😁😁🙋🙋
DeleteThis challenge should not have come up at ALL, for ONE Simple reason; the CUCUMBER cannot serve d same function to a WOMAN and a MAN. If u read any other meaning, Na u know oooooo
ReplyDeleteLove
ReplyDeleteUnderstanding, CU's it not easy to date a broke guy.
Par suasion
Joy,happiness
Help u succeed
I can go on and on😀😁😂
Companionship,
ReplyDeleteGood food...
Little surprises....
I don't know why this guys love putting us on the spot, let the guys tell us what they have to offer aside money then I'll consider answering that question. and to think some of them don't even have that money to offer sef, mfhew I'm vexed
ReplyDeleteLol,just answer it naaa
DeleteCommon sense and a listening 👂
ReplyDeleteComfort and good food.
ReplyDeleteLots of laughter and companionship and listening ear
ReplyDeleteA lot.
ReplyDeleteIt has been long i saw doppleganger comment, hope she is ok
Thought of her this morning too.
DeleteSame here. Hope she's alright
DeleteA shoulder to cry on, a heart to trust in good and bad times, someone to smile with and an arm to walk down the lane with.
ReplyDeleteMschewww....the person asking that yeye question,is a yeye somebody
ReplyDeleteI am like a tree planted by the river of water,my tree bears fruit in its season,my leaf does not wither and WHATSOEVER I do prospers...The emphasis is on whatsoever so Mr Man go figure.
ReplyDelete#IKNOWWHOIAM
To offer kitty self is not easy,it is hard work
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteMy sister tell them ooo... they think it's easy to collect the biggest size of cucumber every day of our life... dat place go come dey pepper person as if dem rub pepper for there... they should try to become a woman for one day n see how it feels
Delete😂😂😂😂😂
DeletePG18
DeleteU too try and become a man for one day and see how it feels
ASHAWO WAS 1's A VIRGIN
You women most really think sex is a great deal to men. I laugh at that, sex to guys is just a game and anybody that plays a game and loses knows how it feels. So if a man ask for sex and he doesn't get it,it's just like losing a game.its a game and that's why we love to play different games and if it's not interesting enough we just jump and pass to the next that's what you girls call hit and run and when we get tired of the game we jump and pass. A woman has nothing to offer than the game of sex!!! How I wish all guys can have a game free month and let's see how woman will start dropping dead one by one.
DeleteEven with everything I bring to the table, whenever my husband and I have an argument, no matter how small , no matter how easily it could have been resolved, he shuts me out and doesn't speak to me for days. The longest has been almost 2 weeks, I don't understand this behavior at all. How can you claim to love someone so much , then you shut them out at the tiniest misunderstanding. I'm getting to a point where I don't even care again . Fuck bringing anything to the table.
ReplyDeleteYour husband is immature and needs to grow up... Stop feeding his childish ego. Dont beg or even send him when he starts. Keep yourself busy and behave like he doesnt exist. Just cook, greet n do the needful apart from sex...if u cant be polite or loving dont ask for that...
Delete@Anon 16:21, I disagree. She should never deny him sex. Sex has a way of dissolving whatever conflict they might be experiencing. Denying him will make things worse and might create more problems.
DeleteWhat do I bring to the table?
Financial adviser and planner
Home management
Motivator
Confidant
.........etc
#Maturity comes with experience, not age*
ReplyDeleteList is long.....
ReplyDeleteWill be your gist buddy
Your cook
Your companion
Your help mate
The mother of our kids
Your go to advisor
Your comedian
Your support
Honestly, list is endless.
Now to the men, what do you have to offer? Apart from that money most of y'all find really difficult to give?
Apart from the 'sex'
What else?
Men need to chill and stop putting ladies on the spot.
To think it's most of y'all that even go around looking for the so called sex, you will still turn back and blame ladies for offering that which you want so bad?
You need to see some men's face when u say no to sexual advances 😂😂😂😂😂
I am the fucking table.......
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DeleteOshe... baddest!
DeleteHot Bench
💪💪👌👐
DeletePussy, pussy, and more pussy
ReplyDeleteEven mad woman get pussy
DeleteFor me, I am the perfect fit to his weakness, if he is the type that always shuts me out for days or weeks which won't get to that, I will be the bridge, he takes care of the home, I support, when he is down, increased support, stress level in Lagos is hyper high so at whatever point, (ie being spontaneous) with the help of God, I am/will be what will make him bask with the peace of God in His mind and a home filled with Joy and laughter. Now it won't be one sided, because a loving relationship is about "give and take", so I give room for a balance. At this point, I dedicate this "typography" with the song, "When God made you, He must have been thinking about me". Hahahahahahaha!
DeleteWatch all them female BVs turn saints.
ReplyDeleteNa that one dey baffle me inside😅😅😅😅😅
DeleteI'm the bed..come and lie untop me after a long n tiring day, hahahahahahaa
ReplyDeleteRubbish what do men these days have to offer? Fuckboys, gigolos and lazy idiots
ReplyDeleteYou're healed of Anger in Jesus name.
DeleteYou're healed of Anger in Jesus name.
DeleteThat is if they know how to fuck o. Only 2 minutes and its over.
DeleteCompanionship, peace of mind, financial support and fighting
ReplyDeleteOnly my werey is enough to cover the whole table surface.
ReplyDeleteLwkmd!!!
#WhiteDiamondOut
Love. Companionship. Laughter. Good times. Fight. Sex is a plus. By the way, it's his bday 2day.
ReplyDeleteThe kind of man that you are will determine what'll offer in a relationship. Just so u know it take two to tango. You can't give me sh*t and expect me to be sweet and meek. If a guy is nice to me I can present my monthly salary to him before spending. He can go fu*k outside for all I care coz he's not gonna see my yellow and beautiful pussy,kongi will kill him
ReplyDeleteLots and lots of trouble. If u don't want it, stay on your own biko
ReplyDelete@ classic chic what a wawu chic that you is.infact you rock..
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ReplyDeleteNonsense question! As a woman, I will make sure d house is super neat n conducive. Birth n nurture d kids, even d breast feeding is a serious job that comes with ache n sleepless night. I'm a listening hear n a technical adviser to my hubby, his gossip partner, his motivator, his cheerleader, his supporter in good n bad times, not to talk of d sex, any day n anytime. D table never full so? Na wetin wan enter d table again. So I will do all these and still bring money to d table again? My money is my money n his money OUR MONEY...shikenna.
ReplyDeleteTalk is cheap. All these women go dey yan wetin dem no get. Even to hold decent conversation in SnM na wahala talk of bringing something to the table. (sighs in Urhobo)
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