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Friday, August 11, 2017

Office Brouhaha -5

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Stella.....

Outside my office, there's a small boardroom we use for internal meetings etc. Before we occupied this place and even when i just resumed ,other tenants (in this case companies) used it for the meetings.


 It wasnt an issue because my office was empty. But we decided to take it on less than two months ago, because the boardroom is usually booked and we have meetings almost everyday. So we paid the property owner and took over the space, got an 8-seater table, wall pictures and flowers. 


We 'owned' our space. And some colleagues use it for meditation (which in this case is when you have a deadline/presentation/meeting and you wan read with clear eye before you send document to higher authorities - lol)


However, a much bigger company beside us (global organisation actually) likes to sneak in for their minor meetings - not minding that someone owns the place. 

They have plenty space oh but na this our kΓ³rΓ³ sweet them to use. They employ some lousy Americans (apologies to anyone who finds that phrase offensive, I'm just being blunt) who roll their tongues at the top of their voice as if there is no one next door. 


I complained to the facility manager cos i dont want any interrogation with them and in the past 3 weeks they acted right. Only for the facility manager to tell me he had to leave early yesterday and I should email any complaints, that he sent a general mail to that explain this. Seeing that the guy wasn't around two of them appeared again yesterday afternoon.

I opened the door (slit) and explained to them that we understand that they used to do that before but this place has been paid for. So they should please use the main board room. The Nigerian girl there said the boardroom was occupied, the white chic ignored me.


 I told her their being there can be distracting because they talk loudly so if they can keep their voices down i will allow it just for today. The white chic now says: well, she's not aware of that so the facility manager has to come and tell her himself *rolling her neck* I told her I could call him because I'm aware he is off today, if she needs confirmation. 


She said he will have to come and tell them himself. Hehehe. Stella on top chair and table wey my company buy so? I didn't say *pim* I just locked the entrance door to the mini board room. And locked the one leading to my office. Took both keys, put my documents in a flash drive, carried my laptop, and went to my colleagues desk opposite to sit down. He was having nuts sef so it went with my green tea.

Meeting finished naau, they were trapped in. Started hitting the door 'help! Help!! Anyone here?' My senior colleague now called intercom and asked if everything was okay I told him yes that I need to discipline some people the oyibo way. 

He laughed and hung up. He now called and said my boss just passed to his office from a meeting and heard them knocking. Upon interrogation, he said they should tell me 'well done for putting a stop to the misuse of our space'  


I was gingered. About 30 minutes, nobody had answered them. Then she now called the facility manager to complain.

The facility manager called our landline to ask what was happening i told him whitey said he needs to come to the office to make her leave and from what I see that's what has to happen because she isn't ready to leave. He was laughing and begged me to open for them but I told him i won't. That I'm not even ready to go home now. 

He thought I was joking until another hour passed. 

Unfortunately, it was already past 5:30 pm and his assistant had gone home since there was no pre-informed need to stay. In the interim, queen - association of tongue rollers was screaming 'is she freaking kidding me?? House arrest? I'm definitely getting the authorities involved. You cant do this. I freaking have meetings to get to. This is freaking silly'.


 Stella, *pim* i no talk, I was just hearing from the office opposite. She called her colleagues, but those ones knew today wasnt the day so they didnt bother getting into our space. Facility manager now called and said that pleeeassee he had to leave because his sister is in the hospital and has just gone in for CS after 12 hours of labour that pleaasse I shouldnt make his day worse ejoor. That he will sort it out tomorrow..

Well, you know how they say new life and/or the end of one should end all disputes? So, I now pitied them small and opened the door. Hopefully that action means facility managers sister will have a safe delivery, IJNA

As I dey so, I dey wait her lawyer and the 'authorities' rabbesh! Wan come oppress me for my own country? She never start #oshisco



*Hahahhahahahahahahahaha savage!..Please you must update us on this ooooh.Kai.You and 'whitey' might end up being best of friends later on..hehehehhe



50 comments:

  1. Madam well done ooo..
    You wan catch trips for weekend abi

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    1. Poster chop knuckle πŸ‘Š. Infack, Ayam giving you a standing ovation. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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    2. I honestly think that was irresponsible and unprofessional! Yes they were trespassing, Yes they were wrong but there are civilized way to deal with this. If you can treat outsiders this way I wonder how you treat family or friends who offend you! No one should be held hostage without their consent. You are lucky you live in a country without laws!

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    3. Anonymous she did the right thing .the White girl was condescending with her response

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  2. Very wrong move legally

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  3. Hahaha ....see Liver o.... None wehdone πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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    1. Lmao. Writing style looks like that of chikito.

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  4. Lol! Reading this actually made my day. Well done.

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  5. I love you! Troublemaker! I pray say the smell that room. Y'all should be locking the door to the room and keep the key in your office where only your staff can find him

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  6. Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahabhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...this is sooo hilarious.Babe take high5joor,mehn i soo LOVE what you did to them,you are the bomb.Can you imagine the nerve ontop person property?Foolish white lady speaking "i wanna gonna"thinks she can talk any how.You talk anyhow,you see any how.Arrant nonsense

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    1. Hahahahaha. You just reminded me of my grandma with the "I wanna gonna " line. Don't speak English to me! Ogini bu I wanna gonna.πŸ˜‚

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  7. Lool bad babe...she won't forget this in a hurry.

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  8. Wawu!!!!! Dis jst made my day

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  9. Wawu!!!!! Dis jst made my day

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  10. Hahahahahaha I read this one belleful, babe you cray gan walahi ,e dey your body lol.

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  11. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ You did well !! No need for too much talk ontop of your own properties !! Next time she will behave !

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  12. anonymous gangster11 August 2017 at 13:56

    Poster, God bless you! One chinko shmuck used to drive out of Lekki 1 into the roundabout like his was the only car on the road! And with one leg on the dashboard!

    I bided my time, one good morning, no meetings nor deadline, creep crawled out full speed few cars ahead of me.

    To be continued...

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    1. Chai, see as I relax to read 😁😁😁😁

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  13. Hahahaha... can't stop laughing o.

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  14. End time boxing ring.
    Who has scores to settle with me? step out and activate your ID while at it.

    That memo will give some pipo headache today.

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    1. Go to ihn. You like trouble everywhere you go. Mtcheew.

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    2. I must be recognised as if they are paying salary for it. People you want to fight with are ppl you dobale for when you meet them for real.mchewww

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  15. Lol! Serves them right.
    . But you guys should simply lock up the room to avert any unauthorised usage na! Locking them in is like medicine after death.
    Look at all the unnecessary wahala it has caused. Hope this doesn't escalate in a bad way. Facilities manager too no sabi him work. Why not make it clear that the room is not for all and sundry, seeing as your company has paid for the space?
    Anyway I await the concluding episode of this drama.😐

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  16. Now thats what we talking about!

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  17. Haha,good for them. Next time,they'll think before acting..

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  18. As in Enh... You get liver.

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  19. Hahahahahahaha! Please, tell me to stop laughing. Babe, chop knuckle. Your head dey there. Your politicians go dey oppress you, one white something too go wan oppress you! Ko le werk rara. Kudos babe

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  20. She has no remedy under the law, all she can do is speak English. Nothing more.
    I like what you did but next time don't take such personal action on company problem cos it may backfire. This one sha your bosses support you so that's a good thing.
    She can't do more than ji agworagwo!!!

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  21. Lol.
    This is the sort of thing I would definitely do.
    LMAO.

    But it's not fair ooooo.
    But amma still do it. Kwakwakwakwa.

    What I have been going through since Tuesday ehen, I have been praying to see God's hands in this.
    It's well.
    I will gist it all when I am happy again.

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  22. Lmao, you tried ohh, weldone

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  23. Chikito baby, I see your hand in this story.

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  24. I simply love your silent treatment !!!hehehehehehehe

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  25. Poster well done
    I too like your style
    No too much talk πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  26. Wehdone poster!!!.
    That serves them right.
    U just acted lyk a waffy babe. .
    I love your colleagues. Them support you wella.
    Tell whiteee say nor be house arrest. Its called *BOARDROOM ARREST*

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  27. I just love what you did oh jareπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  28. Serves her right....
    Yeye dey smell..

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  29. Hahahaha, sharp girl like me, sometimes some people need strong hand to behave, don't be nice...
    When i was in law school , there was this foreign student that i had been hearing her gist with her plenty attitude, put google for eye like blind person, issokay continue.
    During externship i stayed back in school and got accommodation in the opposite hostel, okay nah externship is over i went back to my former hostel, aunty this is my space can u go back to your former room and let me have my space, for 3 days this one was forming accent for me, i looked at her like this one hasn't even jammed, i reported her to the porters, they told her move to another bunk in the same room she said no...okay go up..no...told them how she loved that space, needed time to leave and insulted them all....
    You love my space so me i should be hanging or go back to where they already gave us deadline to leave. Hehehe this girl have entered my trap today oya no need for stories anymore, i will embarrass that your attitude out of you today i went back to the room told her see i have tried for you if i come back to this room and meet your things here na throwey
    she told me.... Oh u cant tell me that you are so razz with her beautiful english.....i went to my room with my first set of luggage, ready for drama i started removing her books from the shelf to arrange mine she just sat looking at me like what is wrong with this girl, oya nah lemme see porter that will support you after u have insulted all of them, I looked at her fiercely again.... see i am going to get the second set, in my mind u will see drama today, before i got back foreign student had disappeared with all her properties that she couldn't pack in 3 days...see laughter, you should have waited for me to shoot film for you nah.
    After that episode she sees me within school and takes the other side... I am sure in her mind see this werey girl...

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    1. πŸ™„ na not impressed

      I'd still prefer the above poster story over this .
      It's was obvious you didn't like the girl in the first place because she's "foreign" whatever man

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  30. Correct babe. No nonsense woman. You remind me of me.

    Also why do these Americanas also speak so freaking loud all the time.

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  31. Hahahhahaha funny story. You do am well.

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  32. This sounds like Chikito's narrative
    Chikito well done

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  33. why can't people just laff at humour and move on instead of trying to be virtuous and sanctimonous!!!!! Rabbeessshhhh

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  34. Lol... we shouldn't be acting corporate all the time.

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  35. This is a clear case of So lo stupid ni?

    Atta Girl!

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