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Sunday, October 29, 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post..

Arrrrgh!!!...I cant stand some words,dont know about you!!!





Sist Instead of SIS
Husby instead of HUBBY!
Dint instead of DIDN'T

Arrrrg,there is more.........

129 comments:

  1. Dunno for, i dont know. I just hate it.

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    1. My father used to whip us because of" I Dunno" He said he was more annoyed by the way we said it than the fact that no one wanted to admit to whatever crime.

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    2. I hate the use of "am" instead of "I'm"

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  2. Can't stand when people say *how your matter dey be* irritating!

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  3. Yansh instead of nyash πŸ˜›

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  4. Queen and boss
    instead of
    Queer and pus

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    1. Ife obuna buru ibu
      Mara na abu di ya



      Anything that is big
      Has got pus in it.

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  5. Dump instead of dumb and vice versa. Being instead of been.

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    1. MonkeyNoFineTheTafiaMama29 October 2017 at 18:11

      πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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    2. πŸ˜πŸ˜’πŸ˜œπŸ˜›πŸ˜πŸ˜„

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  7. Kk
    I will just stop chatting!

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    1. God bless you. I hate it with everything in me.

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    2. Me too...I so hate it

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    3. Me too...I so hate it

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    4. But it's you women that use it...

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  8. What's up, hey, how far, how body. I detest these words with passion.

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  9. inbetween instead of by the way.

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  10. Kikikiki


    I can't stand the words :


    UNAM IKOT MKPO (Bush animal)


    ITID AWAN (woman toto)


    ARIDIN (Mumu )



    Lol




    @ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE

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  11. Xup.... I will just reply your message in the next one month.

    Kk....Long hiss

    Hw re u, re u bk... Like seriously ?πŸ’

    Kul...are you high on sachet water?

    Hw far....please go find your mates na Main market πŸ˜‚
    I no do again.

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    1. 🀣🀣 its annoying eh
      The worst is xup and howfar....

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  12. Taste instead of test. Frank instead of frown

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  13. I hate it when people say "ku ku"

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    1. Like kukuma kill me? πŸ˜‚

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    2. I like kuku and kukuma.
      The way people use it on IG is so funny.

      Its couned from way back actually😁

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  14. I will read comments

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  15. Hux instead of house,that stuff can vex me ehnn!

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  16. 'I met your absence'. Loll

    'He/She/It wasn't on seat'.Lollest

    'Peradventure'.- In 2017 fa? Hian!!!

    'Gbensh' Well I only see the word here but I imagine street scum whenever I see it. Like ratchetunlimited.com

    'Kk','Aofa','HBD','HNW', 'HML' 'thingy', 'cox','buh' etc I never ever respond to such, if

    When we see, you can talk all you want.:-)

    My list is long o, let me just stop here.

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    1. O my God I forgot about paraadventure!!!!!!!!
      When I started hearing it 6 months ago I had to google to make sure it was a real word. Why do Nigerians talk like that?

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    2. Peradventure is an English word ma
      peradventure /ˌp(Ι™)rΙ™dˈvΙ›ntΚƒΙ™ , pəːr-/ archaic or humorous
      ▸ adverb perhaps:
      peradventure I'm not as wealthy as he is.
      ▸ noun [mass noun] uncertainty or doubt as to whether something is the case:
      that shows beyond peradventure the strength of the economy.
      – ORIGIN Middle English: from Old French per (or par) auenture ‘by chance’.

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  17. Pornyo
    Totoh
    Gbesh
    I have tried unsuccessfully to mouth these 3 words that I learnt here privately, dunno if its yoruba, igbo or hausa.. or perhaps pidgin.
    For some reason I still prefer my native Ike,Amu,Ira otu(so it doesn't have anything to do with 'forming' as you people put it) I just dislike them😩😩😩

    Its a long list. Can't remember the rest.
    Before I go.. I think the worse is pornyo, I blame AY for the viral word.🚢🏻‍♀️🚢🏻‍♀️🚢🏻‍♀️

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    1. Gorgeously Human29 October 2017 at 20:28

      Same here Iphie...very crass words. I can't just deal

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    2. All join!!! I loff you dearie but kent stop using these crass words. 😁😜 Congrats on your new blog title. Very well deserved cos you is three much.😍😍😍😘

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  18. Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT29 October 2017 at 18:31

    Lit, bae, issa, kk, all the nonsense words you young people form and use nowadays just makes my skin crawl. I can never use such horrid words. My daughters try to get me to use them but it's never going to happen, anyone over 35 has no business using those words, makes them look irresponsible.

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    1. Iya issa baby girllllllπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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    2. Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT29 October 2017 at 20:03

      @ iphie dearie. Your comment made me laugh.

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  19. Am instead of I'm

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  20. Your instead of you're

    Happy womb escape, I hate it when someone use any of these




    *Larry was here*

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  21. Bae

    I have a strange dislike❌❌❌for that word.
    Can't catch myself addressing loved ones with it.

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  22. #The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances*

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    1. Na the same rain wey fall on Bitterleaf plant fall on sugarcane come make one bitter and the other sweet.

      Its about what you are made of!!

      Hadey Halaba.

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  23. Mine is not really a word, it more like a question or statement. "Like seriously". I hate to hear that, especially from guys

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  24. Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT29 October 2017 at 18:42

    Instead of saying 'i am', they will write 'ayam'. Jeez.

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    1. Gorgeously Human29 October 2017 at 21:06

      'Awayu' for how are you.

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    2. I hate it when someone uses the word “jeez”
      Hellooo ..... excuse me ...

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    3. Ma best slang abi crass word that is. Lmaooo! Una never see chon chin.😜

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  25. Stuffs for stuff
    Fishing for fishy

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    1. Yes why is there an s after stuffs?????

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  26. Happy born day, age with grace, am instead of I am etc.

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  27. Happy born day, age with grace, am instead of I am etc.

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    1. Research deeply the meaning of age with grace. It has a deep meaning.

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  28. Gd am, instead of good morning. My oga,instead of my husband

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    1. Gorgeously Human29 October 2017 at 20:46

      Arrrrrrghhhh @my oga. Jeez

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  29. Kk
    Xup
    Nofing
    Sowie
    Laff
    Cox... I just don't respond to your messages again.

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  30. Wardrope instead of wardrobe!!
    I'm like, lurr hurve murrcy.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  31. Yhu instead of you, Lolz instead of Lol.

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  32. I hat when I hear “I so much like... I so much love” what kind of nonsense English is that every single chronicle you see on the blog correction please: “I hate... so much” pls take note

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  33. I can't even stand any swear words. I wasn't brought up like that, i don't even use them on strangers how much more my loved ones. But since i married this yoruba man its been one swear word or the other, he doesn't even waste time in dishing them out. And i keep wondering how you can insult someone you claim to love? Like it doesn't add up to me. I can't even bring myself to type the things he says. Hmm it is well

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    1. You just reminded me of my in-laws. They can swear for Africa ehn. Even ordinary greeting na swear!

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  34. Gorgeously Human29 October 2017 at 19:12

    Toto or Tohtoh...however it is spelt. That word is so crass

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    1. Thank you. Thank you😘😘😘
      Same thing i typed down thereπŸ‘‡

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  35. Morn instead of morning, ow instead of how,and so on.

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  36. Mob instead of mop, intelligency, brilliancy. I hate it when full grown Nigerian adults sound like American teenagers. Using words like 'duh' and 'like seriously' all the damn time.

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    1. HaaahaaahaaahaaaHaaahaaahaaahaaa!
      True.


      I also don't like the use of phrase like 'HBD' 'HML' like what's the big deal in writing it correctly and in full?

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    2. Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT29 October 2017 at 20:06

      They will even write HBD LLNP GBURG. Lazy generation.

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  37. You send me K' instead of okay, conversation's over.

    What's Bae, Boo mean, I hate hearing it.. Lol

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    1. BaebooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. @Don,BAE actually means "Before Anything Else"..

      You are welcome..

      @MARTINS ABOY

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  38. U instead of you. Hw instead of how.

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  39. Aaaah, I plenty oooh.
    Kk- instead of okay.
    Womb escaping day.
    Dr-instead of Dear.
    Sow- instead of sew
    Coz,cos- because.

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    1. Womb escape kills me😩😩😩😩

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    2. Ify lovie, you see that womb escape nonsense? It gets me every damn time I hear it. Biko did anyone of us run out of the womb? I just wonder how the womb escapees did it. πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

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    3. Womb escape? Lmao. Just when you think you've heard it all.

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    4. Now you people are now making "womb escape day " sound funny. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
      Very annoying something.

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    6. Gorgeously Human29 October 2017 at 20:52

      PL, I laughed hard at your comment

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    7. Gorgeously human, πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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  40. Most at times instead of most times

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  41. 'Jeep' to describe any brand of SUV.

    'We didn't see for xx amount of time'. (Who or what didn't you see? I don't know why people just can't be bothered to add "each other".

    'The man on blue shirt'. 'The woman on curly braids'.
    (To anyone that says this, please it is "in", not on.

    'I will be xx by January'.
    (Using 'by' means anytime from now till January. Just say "in".)

    I have told him/her severally.
    (Severally means to divide or separate. The correct terminology is 'several times')

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    1. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ’‹

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    2. Jeep Jeep Jeep. Only God can change this one

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  42. Formal in place of former.
    People who think btw is for between.
    Prospone in place of postpone.
    Hazin for As in.
    I lurr you. Why not just write love.
    Mannerless. Eish! Its ill mannered.
    I heart you. ? What is I heart You? I leg you nko?

    These and whatever Iphie says. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—.

    Which one be husby? Hian πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    1. Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
      That 'lurr you' and I 'heart you' nonsense eeeh, I dey pain me for bodi.

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    2. Everything I typed just vanished.
      Let me try again.

      Wait, people type 'prospone' as postpone? I hear them pronounce it, never seen it typed😩😩😩

      Insultive is in same category with mannerless.

      In between pains me. The horrible part is everyone I have corrected didn't get it. They insisted it was correctπŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️

      I lurrrr you OllieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Looollll

      Iphie ooo. I heart you too!

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    4. Olivia u didn’t get it. btw is for between and BTW is for by the way

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    5. Mine is "matured" for "mature".
      She is very "matured". Just kill me.

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  43. There's a plethora for me, all these annoying abbreviations.
    Just when i thought I had seen it all with 'K', they had to throw 'Kk' into the mix..
    Hbd
    Hnlp
    Wullp
    Gbu
    Cox
    Coz
    And then the actual words..
    Menses ['Period' will do just fine]
    High hills [high heels]
    And don't even get me started on 'stood' instead of 'stool', etc

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    1. Menses😩😩😩😩😩

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Old cargo woman. "Menses"

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  44. When you type have you eating instead of eaten.

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  45. Mo fe lo yagbe
    Mo fe lo gbosen

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  46. Okay.....

    Hardewarley
    Horlarmiderh
    Harbimborrlar
    Haerdeyollarh
    Hopeyerrmih
    Yoruba people please, it's enough! Biko, just stop attaching all those h's, r's and y's to your already lengthy names. Please. It's irritating AF( which by the way is another slang/words that I hate.)

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  47. Stuffs / Sturvs - annoying!
    Fast forward to - irritating!
    Sup/Xup
    Have you eaten?
    Happy womb escape.
    Hubby
    Husby
    Gbensh
    Tohtoh
    Upon though - I can slap anyone who says this.
    My names are.
    K/Kk.
    Cox.
    Iz.
    Lyf.




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    1. Sturvs is painful!
      Womb escape has got to be the most irritating.

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    2. PL, kid you not.
      I've heard many people say it.

      Olivia, πŸ˜‚
      You know this.

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  48. Antorney general instead of attorney general

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  49. Gbensh
    Howva
    Azzin






    Charitybino

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    1. Howva?
      Kill me😩😩😩😩

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    2. Howva 🀣🀣🀣🀣
      That's Jenniva language

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  50. Guggle instead of Google

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  51. Happy womb escape..i hate that phrase

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  52. So, all of you who claim you don’t use these “crass” words, who are those using them here? Ghosts ?
    πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
    I hate all you listed here, though. Worst of them all “gbensh” correct gutter word.

    Pure breed πŸ‘©‍πŸŽ“



    Newly Janded


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    1. 'Gbensh' 😬
      Then the annoying one 'ponyor'😬😬😬.... Stella and some bvs are fond of using it.

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  53. I hate when people say " the two both of you" gosh so danm irritating....
    then dont ever tell me happy born day or say my cousin brother or sister.your cousin is your cousin.walahi I can even slap you sef..
    it doesnt worth it? What the freaking hell is that

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    1. I hate when some one refers to their cousin as"my cousin sister or cousin brother" Biko cousin is cousin.

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  54. I cant pinpoint any in particular cos I love using crass words at any given time man. Haven gone through all d comments, ayam as guilty af. Na una sabi mehn. Kent change for nobody. Hehehehehe! Yasss!

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    1. I love you cos you Kent change the use of crasswords hehehehhe.

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  55. Gorgeously Human30 October 2017 at 01:49

    I dislike when a man calls his significant other 'mummy'. Oh no!

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  56. My pick of the worst:

    Happy Sunday
    Happy new month
    How was your night ?
    Ponyor
    Menses
    Well done or you are well done
    Happy independence

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  57. how was your night? Still yet. kukuma.

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  58. I hate it when Yoruba people intentionally misspell their names,e.g Ayodele become Hayordele, Holuwafemi, Holadapo! I can never add you on Facebook if you spell your name like that!

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