Pornyo Totoh Gbesh I have tried unsuccessfully to mouth these 3 words that I learnt here privately, dunno if its yoruba, igbo or hausa.. or perhaps pidgin. For some reason I still prefer my native Ike,Amu,Ira otu(so it doesn't have anything to do with 'forming' as you people put it) I just dislike them๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Its a long list. Can't remember the rest. Before I go.. I think the worse is pornyo, I blame AY for the viral word.๐ถ๐ป♀️๐ถ๐ป♀️๐ถ๐ป♀️
Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT
said...
Lit, bae, issa, kk, all the nonsense words you young people form and use nowadays just makes my skin crawl. I can never use such horrid words. My daughters try to get me to use them but it's never going to happen, anyone over 35 has no business using those words, makes them look irresponsible.
I hat when I hear “I so much like... I so much love” what kind of nonsense English is that every single chronicle you see on the blog correction please: “I hate... so much” pls take note
I can't even stand any swear words. I wasn't brought up like that, i don't even use them on strangers how much more my loved ones. But since i married this yoruba man its been one swear word or the other, he doesn't even waste time in dishing them out. And i keep wondering how you can insult someone you claim to love? Like it doesn't add up to me. I can't even bring myself to type the things he says. Hmm it is well
Mob instead of mop, intelligency, brilliancy. I hate it when full grown Nigerian adults sound like American teenagers. Using words like 'duh' and 'like seriously' all the damn time.
My father used to whip us because of" I Dunno" He said he was more annoyed by the way we said it than the fact that no one wanted to admit to whatever crime.
Ify lovie, you see that womb escape nonsense? It gets me every damn time I hear it. Biko did anyone of us run out of the womb? I just wonder how the womb escapees did it. ๐ฅ๐ฅ
There's a plethora for me, all these annoying abbreviations. Just when i thought I had seen it all with 'K', they had to throw 'Kk' into the mix.. Hbd Hnlp Wullp Gbu Cox Coz And then the actual words.. Menses ['Period' will do just fine] High hills [high heels] And don't even get me started on 'stood' instead of 'stool', etc
Hardewarley Horlarmiderh Harbimborrlar Haerdeyollarh Hopeyerrmih Yoruba people please, it's enough! Biko, just stop attaching all those h's, r's and y's to your already lengthy names. Please. It's irritating AF( which by the way is another slang/words that I hate.)
Stuffs / Sturvs - annoying! Fast forward to - irritating! Sup/Xup Have you eaten? Happy womb escape. Hubby Husby Gbensh Tohtoh Upon though - I can slap anyone who says this. My names are. K/Kk. Cox. Iz. Lyf.
Everything I typed just vanished. Let me try again.
Wait, people type 'prospone' as postpone? I hear them pronounce it, never seen it typed๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Insultive is in same category with mannerless.
In between pains me. The horrible part is everyone I have corrected didn't get it. They insisted it was correct๐๐ฝ♂️๐๐ฝ♂️๐๐ฝ♂️๐๐ฝ♂️
So, all of you who claim you don’t use these “crass” words, who are those using them here? Ghosts ? ๐๐๐๐๐๐ I hate all you listed here, though. Worst of them all “gbensh” correct gutter word.
I hate when people say " the two both of you" gosh so danm irritating.... then dont ever tell me happy born day or say my cousin brother or sister.your cousin is your cousin.walahi I can even slap you sef.. it doesnt worth it? What the freaking hell is that
I cant pinpoint any in particular cos I love using crass words at any given time man. Haven gone through all d comments, ayam as guilty af. Na una sabi mehn. Kent change for nobody. Hehehehehe! Yasss!
All join!!! I loff you dearie but kent stop using these crass words. ๐๐ Congrats on your new blog title. Very well deserved cos you is three much.๐๐๐๐
O my God I forgot about paraadventure!!!!!!!! When I started hearing it 6 months ago I had to google to make sure it was a real word. Why do Nigerians talk like that?
Peradventure is an English word ma peradventure /หp(ษ)rษdหvษntสษ , pษหr-/ archaic or humorous ▸ adverb perhaps: peradventure I'm not as wealthy as he is. ▸ noun [mass noun] uncertainty or doubt as to whether something is the case: that shows beyond peradventure the strength of the economy. – ORIGIN Middle English: from Old French per (or par) auenture ‘by chance’.
I hate it when Yoruba people intentionally misspell their names,e.g Ayodele become Hayordele, Holuwafemi, Holadapo! I can never add you on Facebook if you spell your name like that!
125 comments:
Dunno for, i dont know. I just hate it.
Can't stand when people say *how your matter dey be* irritating!
Yansh instead of nyash ๐
Queen and boss
instead of
Queer and pus
Dump instead of dumb and vice versa. Being instead of been.
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Kk
I will just stop chatting!
What's up, hey, how far, how body. I detest these words with passion.
inbetween instead of by the way.
Kikikiki
I can't stand the words :
UNAM IKOT MKPO (Bush animal)
ITID AWAN (woman toto)
ARIDIN (Mumu )
Lol
@ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE
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Xup.... I will just reply your message in the next one month.
Kk....Long hiss
Hw re u, re u bk... Like seriously ?๐
Kul...are you high on sachet water?
Hw far....please go find your mates na Main market ๐
I no do again.
Taste instead of test. Frank instead of frown
I hate it when people say "ku ku"
I will read comments
Hux instead of house,that stuff can vex me ehnn!
'I met your absence'. Loll
'He/She/It wasn't on seat'.Lollest
'Peradventure'.- In 2017 fa? Hian!!!
'Gbensh' Well I only see the word here but I imagine street scum whenever I see it. Like ratchetunlimited.com
'Kk','Aofa','HBD','HNW', 'HML' 'thingy', 'cox','buh' etc I never ever respond to such, if
When we see, you can talk all you want.:-)
My list is long o, let me just stop here.
Pornyo
Totoh
Gbesh
I have tried unsuccessfully to mouth these 3 words that I learnt here privately, dunno if its yoruba, igbo or hausa.. or perhaps pidgin.
For some reason I still prefer my native Ike,Amu,Ira otu(so it doesn't have anything to do with 'forming' as you people put it) I just dislike them๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Its a long list. Can't remember the rest.
Before I go.. I think the worse is pornyo, I blame AY for the viral word.๐ถ๐ป♀️๐ถ๐ป♀️๐ถ๐ป♀️
Lit, bae, issa, kk, all the nonsense words you young people form and use nowadays just makes my skin crawl. I can never use such horrid words. My daughters try to get me to use them but it's never going to happen, anyone over 35 has no business using those words, makes them look irresponsible.
Am instead of I'm
Your instead of you're
Happy womb escape, I hate it when someone use any of these
*Larry was here*
Bae
I have a strange dislike❌❌❌for that word.
Can't catch myself addressing loved ones with it.
#The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances*
Mine is not really a word, it more like a question or statement. "Like seriously". I hate to hear that, especially from guys
Instead of saying 'i am', they will write 'ayam'. Jeez.
Stuffs for stuff
Fishing for fishy
Happy born day, age with grace, am instead of I am etc.
Happy born day, age with grace, am instead of I am etc.
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Ife obuna buru ibu
Mara na abu di ya
Anything that is big
Has got pus in it.
Gd am, instead of good morning. My oga,instead of my husband
Kk
Xup
Nofing
Sowie
Laff
Cox... I just don't respond to your messages again.
Aii for Alright.
Toto for veejay
The most annoying one is kk for okay
Wardrope instead of wardrobe!!
I'm like, lurr hurve murrcy.
Yhu instead of you, Lolz instead of Lol.
I hat when I hear “I so much like... I so much love” what kind of nonsense English is that every single chronicle you see on the blog correction please: “I hate... so much” pls take note
I can't even stand any swear words. I wasn't brought up like that, i don't even use them on strangers how much more my loved ones. But since i married this yoruba man its been one swear word or the other, he doesn't even waste time in dishing them out. And i keep wondering how you can insult someone you claim to love? Like it doesn't add up to me. I can't even bring myself to type the things he says. Hmm it is well
Kk
Vulgar words
Toto or Tohtoh...however it is spelt. That word is so crass
Morn instead of morning, ow instead of how,and so on.
God bless you. I hate it with everything in me.
Mob instead of mop, intelligency, brilliancy. I hate it when full grown Nigerian adults sound like American teenagers. Using words like 'duh' and 'like seriously' all the damn time.
You send me K' instead of okay, conversation's over.
What's Bae, Boo mean, I hate hearing it.. Lol
U instead of you. Hw instead of how.
Wif
Thank you. Thank you๐๐๐
Same thing i typed down there๐
Aaaah, I plenty oooh.
Kk- instead of okay.
Womb escaping day.
Dr-instead of Dear.
Sow- instead of sew
Coz,cos- because.
Most at times instead of most times
HaaahaaahaaahaaaHaaahaaahaaahaaa!
True.
I also don't like the use of phrase like 'HBD' 'HML' like what's the big deal in writing it correctly and in full?
'Jeep' to describe any brand of SUV.
'We didn't see for xx amount of time'. (Who or what didn't you see? I don't know why people just can't be bothered to add "each other".
'The man on blue shirt'. 'The woman on curly braids'.
(To anyone that says this, please it is "in", not on.
'I will be xx by January'.
(Using 'by' means anytime from now till January. Just say "in".)
I have told him/her severally.
(Severally means to divide or separate. The correct terminology is 'several times')
My father used to whip us because of" I Dunno" He said he was more annoyed by the way we said it than the fact that no one wanted to admit to whatever crime.
Iya issa baby girllllll๐๐๐๐๐
Oh its gone up๐
Baeboo๐๐๐๐
Womb escape kills me๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Ify lovie, you see that womb escape nonsense? It gets me every damn time I hear it. Biko did anyone of us run out of the womb? I just wonder how the womb escapees did it. ๐ฅ๐ฅ
There's a plethora for me, all these annoying abbreviations.
Just when i thought I had seen it all with 'K', they had to throw 'Kk' into the mix..
Hbd
Hnlp
Wullp
Gbu
Cox
Coz
And then the actual words..
Menses ['Period' will do just fine]
High hills [high heels]
And don't even get me started on 'stood' instead of 'stool', etc
๐คฃ๐คฃ
Like kukuma kill me? ๐
@Don,BAE actually means "Before Anything Else"..
You are welcome..
@MARTINS ABOY
Womb escape? Lmao. Just when you think you've heard it all.
@ iphie dearie. Your comment made me laugh.
They will even write HBD LLNP GBURG. Lazy generation.
Now you people are now making "womb escape day " sound funny. ๐๐๐
When you type have you eating instead of eaten.
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Mo fe lo yagbe
Mo fe lo gbosen
Okay.....
Hardewarley
Horlarmiderh
Harbimborrlar
Haerdeyollarh
Hopeyerrmih
Yoruba people please, it's enough! Biko, just stop attaching all those h's, r's and y's to your already lengthy names. Please. It's irritating AF( which by the way is another slang/words that I hate.)
Same here Iphie...very crass words. I can't just deal
Stuffs / Sturvs - annoying!
Fast forward to - irritating!
Sup/Xup
Have you eaten?
Happy womb escape.
Hubby
Husby
Gbensh
Tohtoh
Upon though - I can slap anyone who says this.
My names are.
K/Kk.
Cox.
Iz.
Lyf.
Me too...I so hate it
Antorney general instead of attorney general
Gbensh
Howva
Azzin
Charitybino
Guggle instead of Google
Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
That 'lurr you' and I 'heart you' nonsense eeeh, I dey pain me for bodi.
Me too...I so hate it
Lol, you are on point!
Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
Very annoying something.
Howva?
Kill me๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Menses๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
I will read comments
Everything I typed just vanished.
Let me try again.
Wait, people type 'prospone' as postpone? I hear them pronounce it, never seen it typed๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Insultive is in same category with mannerless.
In between pains me. The horrible part is everyone I have corrected didn't get it. They insisted it was correct๐๐ฝ♂️๐๐ฝ♂️๐๐ฝ♂️๐๐ฝ♂️
I lurrrr you Ollie๐๐๐
Arrrrrrghhhh @my oga. Jeez
Jeep Jeep Jeep. Only God can change this one
PL, I laughed hard at your comment
I like kuku and kukuma.
The way people use it on IG is so funny.
Its couned from way back actually๐
Coined*
Upon what?! Lmfaooooo!
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Gorgeously human, ๐๐
'Awayu' for how are you.
Olivia u didn’t get it. btw is for between and BTW is for by the way
You just reminded me of my in-laws. They can swear for Africa ehn. Even ordinary greeting na swear!
Happy womb escape..i hate that phrase
I hate it when someone uses the word “jeez”
Hellooo ..... excuse me ...
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But it's you women that use it...
PL, kid you not.
I've heard many people say it.
Olivia, ๐
You know this.
Thank you.
It's razz.
So, all of you who claim you don’t use these “crass” words, who are those using them here? Ghosts ?
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I hate all you listed here, though. Worst of them all “gbensh” correct gutter word.
Pure breed ๐ฉ๐
Newly Janded
Old cargo woman. "Menses"
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'Gbensh' ๐ฌ
Then the annoying one 'ponyor'๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ.... Stella and some bvs are fond of using it.
I hate when people say " the two both of you" gosh so danm irritating....
then dont ever tell me happy born day or say my cousin brother or sister.your cousin is your cousin.walahi I can even slap you sef..
it doesnt worth it? What the freaking hell is that
I cant pinpoint any in particular cos I love using crass words at any given time man. Haven gone through all d comments, ayam as guilty af. Na una sabi mehn. Kent change for nobody. Hehehehehe! Yasss!
All join!!! I loff you dearie but kent stop using these crass words. ๐๐ Congrats on your new blog title. Very well deserved cos you is three much.๐๐๐๐
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Ma best slang abi crass word that is. Lmaooo! Una never see chon chin.๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ its annoying eh
The worst is xup and howfar....
I dislike when a man calls his significant other 'mummy'. Oh no!
I hate when some one refers to their cousin as"my cousin sister or cousin brother" Biko cousin is cousin.
Research deeply the meaning of age with grace. It has a deep meaning.
Mine is "matured" for "mature".
She is very "matured". Just kill me.
I hate the use of "am" instead of "I'm"
Na the same rain wey fall on Bitterleaf plant fall on sugarcane come make one bitter and the other sweet.
Its about what you are made of!!
Hadey Halaba.
My pick of the worst:
Happy Sunday
Happy new month
How was your night ?
Ponyor
Menses
Well done or you are well done
Happy independence
I love you cos you Kent change the use of crasswords hehehehhe.
O my God I forgot about paraadventure!!!!!!!!
When I started hearing it 6 months ago I had to google to make sure it was a real word. Why do Nigerians talk like that?
Yes why is there an s after stuffs?????
how was your night? Still yet. kukuma.
Peradventure is an English word ma
peradventure /หp(ษ)rษdหvษntสษ , pษหr-/ archaic or humorous
▸ adverb perhaps:
peradventure I'm not as wealthy as he is.
▸ noun [mass noun] uncertainty or doubt as to whether something is the case:
that shows beyond peradventure the strength of the economy.
– ORIGIN Middle English: from Old French per (or par) auenture ‘by chance’.
I hate it when Yoruba people intentionally misspell their names,e.g Ayodele become Hayordele, Holuwafemi, Holadapo! I can never add you on Facebook if you spell your name like that!
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