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Saturday, December 30, 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post

This should be fun to read.....Lets go!!!







Forget keh?Some Ladies dont even have a dime in their wallets and expect their dates to pay their way back home......

I was a victim of this school of thought...


I went on a date and after satisfying my hunger,the date wanted to satisfy his by entering the Cookie jar,I refused and when it was time to go,I asked to be dropped,he said he couldnt drive that far,pay for Taxi or gimme the money,he said Cookie Jar or nothing.......

Walked halfway home and then got a free ride..

Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

53 comments:

  1. I have non, reading mode activated.

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    1. Same here. Who goes on a date without vex money?

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  2. One idiot called me to a restaurant back then in schl,my mumu pushed to take 2 of my friends along, as we got there,the guy said we should take whatever we wish to take,na so me take malt while my friends took sminorff ice, later to pepper soup,guy man sit down dey drink one bottle of gulder and we don take like four four bottles plus two plates of soup,na so guy man dey receive call dey go till like 40mins,we no see him,we con go check round,see say he don borrow leg waka,we just open mouth dey there ni ooo,at last sha,one of us took a bike home to bring money to settle our bills ni,i called d idiot and he told mW next time if he needed a crowd, he would inform me

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    1. U and your friends na I never chop

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    2. That served you right. Why must you all be that greedy. I will do same to you

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    3. Good for you Toyosi, o fe yo si eni eleni lorun.
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    4. He is not stupid. You on the other hand are selfish and greedy. If a guy decides to take you out, you will then pack your friends and be eating without control? Good for you. Next time,you will learn

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  3. I haven't experienced this before. Will just read comments.

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  4. Kikikikiki...mine was ...hmmmm.
    I won't share

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    1. Monkey, Who cares? Taaa, getaway here Oshi.

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  5. Stellicious you walked half way?Lmao

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  6. I have not had any

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    1. Must you let us know, baby exam?

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  7. I can never forget vex money NEVER,with all this wereey guys in sheep clothing clothing everywhere.


    LEPπŸ˜›

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  8. Way back in sch, went on a date with a friend, he wanted to make me happy, didn't go with vex money cos I was broke, normally I don't order more than my date, even allowed him to place the order and when the food came he was short of cash, in my mind I was like why today, then he pleaded with me not to be angry called the waitress and asked her to remove his coke and bottle water, she did yet he was still short of cash, I told the lady to remove my juice she did and that was how he was able to pay for the food didn't know how to face the shame,It was hard eating because of the embarrassment but on a second thought I said to my self, "you don't have to waste this food" thet was how I summon the courage to finish my plate of food and my friend was too shy to eat. we walked back to campus, luckily I had 200 naira in my bag gave him to transport back to town.

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  9. I always have money with me,never experienced such tho.

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  10. one guy promised to give me a job....he claimed to be the CLO to an oil company. He told me to bring my CV to his house.... I was on my period that day but after taking my bath my instinct told me to retain the pad (you all know how eww a soaked pad is) got to his house and he wanted the cookie, I told him it wasn't possible, he kept insisting and was almost dragging, I just jejely brought out the pad, the odour alone chased him out, he left me in his house and ran away. No transport with me, called tire...I had to Johnnie Walker home.

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    1. Ooops..feel like vomiting..as a guy i hate anything pad or blood.i dont wana see a pad or blood..if i want to make out and you just say a word about you being on your period...ah just run..lol.

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    2. "....... after taking my bath my instinct told me to retain the pad......" Anti, you baff finish come still use old pad? πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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    3. Terrible personal hygiene

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  11. Never experienced such. Reading mode activated.

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  12. One guy asked me on a date, went there and he wasn't there only for him to call and tell me to order anything I want, that he will be there in 30 minutes i ordered for a pet coke and chips. Finish eating and oga did not show na so I begin sweat. Lucky for me i met a friend who joined me on the table with her bf and that's how they paid all the bill. Call oga 200 times in between and he wasn't picking. We left and din't see him for over a month. He came to my house and I poured him my laundry water. I felt really bad afterwards, called him to apologized and he narrated how his car was snatched at gun point with the phone in it, I really felt terrible and asked him to forgive me. It was really unfortunate.

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  13. Lmao. I always have my vex money. But this day, this Bobo persuaded me, that he just needed someone to hang out with I told him I don't have cash, and wouldn't be coming cos I must have tfare he said no oo. That he will drop me home, I said why can't you come pick me, he said he will be rounding up from work late. He just got back from London, bla bla even showed me the passport the hanging out b4, thinking I will be tripped. (I'm not a materialistic girl neither was I abroad crazy). So I went for the date, we discussed and ate, and I told him I wanted to go home before it gets late. Then he said there is a guest house attached to the eatery that we should just spend some time. Ah ah, I said I am not going in there! He got up, don't know where to. Only for the lady attendant to come whisper to me that my guy is in the guest room waiting for me, to come and collect tfare and go. As I entered the guy just grabbed me begging me please please please, he will be gentle, was swaying me to the bed, I was shouting was this our agreement? Abeg leave me, if you don't want to drop home let me be going jor. Finding my way to the door, he just grabbed me and while I was trying open the door, he started cuming with my clothes fully on. I didn't know if I was shocked or disgusted. I just stepped out he ran after me and was apologizing and said I should enter his car, let he drop me off, I said Oya let's go, we moved for just 3 mins when he stopped and gave one excuse I can't even remember, why he can't go. Offering me 50,000naira cheque. I only laughed, cos I knew it was fake. I just highlited and took the next available drop home.
    This was 6 years ago.
    Can't remember his name again sef.

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  14. Met dis new guy first outing he drove to a hotel said he just came back from an exhausting journey I refused to com down from d car.he said he wouldn't touch me if dats wat am afraid i said i wasnt comfortable with him in a room. I dropped from d car he came down too saying I should chill I insisted no.d guy just entered d car n drove off leaving me the standing.i was mortified.i dint even go out with my bag cos he just called n said am in front of ur house lets hang out.i had to treak to d main road wch was like a 10min walk b4 I got a tricycle and paid him wen I got hom.was too shocked I just deleted his number.

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    1. But, why do I find this funny? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  15. #Have you ever just stopped and realized that, if you hadn’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different*

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  16. Never experienced that. I always have money on me

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    1. Because no date since Adamu left

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    1. Keep it to yourself

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    2. “No date since Adamu left” => kikikiki

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  19. My dear my own stories plenty! Ve bn booted out of a guys house at d dead of night cos I refuse to straff d guy! I just jejely waka, I tink I had small change sef bk den I just waka go! D oda one was wen my friend and I went to clubvwith some guys,after club de took us to a hotel to share us and sleep with us!we refused o! Ds guys just dumped us in d hotel and drove off o!na so we stay together till d next morning den we all treked to d bus stop,got a free ride and got bk to school o!very useless stupid guys!mscheeew!

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  20. No incident yet on this.will happily read comments.

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  21. Interesting post oya make una come share una story ooh

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  22. NEVER!!!..... If I don't have at least 1k I don't go on a date, and if I am broke I tell the person " sorry I can't come I am broke right now" if the person insist I will go but immediately I get there I just open my hand for the money first before any discussions start .... and this is when I have know the person for a long and I trust him to an extent......

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    1. Open your hand for which money gini? Money for hand back for ground things abi?

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  23. My daddy thought me to always have spare money on me no matter what.......

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  24. Never experienced it oo! I even used to borrow vex money just in case my date doesn't show up, I'm very scared of being stranded.

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  25. This is not my story. Gisted to me by my ex-bf. When I told him how girls chop men money. He only laughed and said, thats how one of his sister's friend was chopping a married man and claiming she has serious date/fiance. So she refused sleeping with him, and they have gone out more than 7times. The man lost his mind one day, at mid night in the middle of no where, he just drove, and parked somewhere and tried kissing her and she was still singing her usual song, that after all he is married. Na so, the man just started reciting, "shey, I be small pikin" he just rip off her blouse, tear her bra, and was about strangling her when the lady started begging and had to use their native Dialet to remind the man of their tradition that a man shouldnt kill a lady otherwise, something drastic happens to him, that if not because he believes in the tradition, she would have been dead. She flew out from the window as soon as she got the chance and used her bag to cover her breasts, trekked till she got home.

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  26. Went out with an old school mate, he then told me to order anything, I just ordered for water ,after drinking water next thing that we should go to his house and that I will sleepooh,I quickly called the waiter paid for my water, off I went.Since then I greet him from afar before clap go enter dance.

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