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Thursday, December 07, 2017

Thursday Spontaneous Post

#itsthursdayorwhateverday #makejokes #behappy #befunnyhoney #leo #christmascountdownstillon #whatareyoudoingforxmas #overwhelmed #schoolruns #motherishoodisforeverywoman #motherhoodrocks #doyouhaveabyofriendorgirlfriend #neversayneverever....






Good Morning.............Ekaro,Kedu Kodi...Minini?

As you go about your day,remember that you are in charge of how you feel every day...CHOOSE HAPPINESS!!!

If you have anything to send me by email,please just do it.....

Sometimes I really don't feel like saying much inside the spontaneous post and today is one of those days...

Get your text ready because by Weekend we will be doing the first Christmas Sales post for you if you are selling anything to enable those looking to buy start the process of buying.
This post will be up on Saturday and I pray that everyone is able to log in on that day.....Blog PA ''or whatever'',please take note to remind me at least tomorrow evening.

Any faces of in house news?
I hear Lagos is full of lights...can you send in photos of beautiful Xmas decorations irrespective of where you are in the World?

Have a great God blessed,miracle filled amazing Thursday...

#askgoogle

Kisses!

107 comments:

  1. Patient: Dr please am I ugly?
    Doctor :“ you're not ugly”
    Patient : But everybody says I'm ugly!”
    Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly"
    Patient :“ I know I'm ugly” Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ”
    Patient : “ I'm a woman ”
    Doctor : Eiiiii, Jesus




    *Larry was here*

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  2. Happiness is when u are in church with your landlord and your pastor says " Tell your neighbour Jesus has paid the debt"...

    Your comment will be visible after approval

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    1. Hehehehehehe
      Landlord no wan hear that one o.

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  3. You have a Father, He calls you His own. He'll never leave you, No matter the circumstances. He knows all your thoughts, He sees every tear that falls and hears you when you call Him. Don't worry you'll testify

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  4. It's a beautiful Thursday morning here in gidi. God bless our hustle today.

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    1. Amen
      Thank you kaa-bee,Adadioramma,Stella maris baby aYesterday and all that wished my products welwell.Abd thank you Stella for posting.
      Have a good day every one

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  5. Anger is an emotion that makes your mouth act quicker than your brain. Take a deep breath and think before you speak.......GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

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  6. The funniest skits on IG right now:
    Iam_lenzi (Akparapumbem, Chinsos)
    Thespiannozy and Kastropee
    Lasisielenu!... Thank me later for these 3!😆

    Donald Duke should go to Kowa and see how the Youths will make Kowa win!

    Ehen! BV with the Bells Palsy issue, I have a solution... Mail me!😎😄

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  7. EVERY HOUSEHOLD POWER THAT IS SITTING ON YOUR GLORY; THE LORD WILL BURN THEM TO ACHES. THIS IS YOUR MONTH OF DOUBLE CELEBRATIONS IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME AMEN.

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  8. I pray that in 2018,
    The desperate couple will hear "Congratulations, you are having a child".

    The old parents will hear
    "we miss you, we are coming home"

    The sick hears
    "Congratulations you are heal"

    And the needy will become the givers.

    I pray that 2018 will be better than the previous years, it's a new dawn for us all in Jesus name. 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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    Good-day to you all..

    @MARTINS ABOY

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    1. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😎😎😎

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    2. No issues at all... I just wanna tell you that you are one valuable BV. Always available for everyone... Your patience and politeness is rare. God bless you

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    3. Awwwww,Bless you all abundantly!!

      A Blessed day to you all...

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    4. My love for Martins is like a copied project,I can not defend it

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    5. HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA!!! Chai,Mrs Lucile have killed me here..#Smile

      Do have a great day dear..

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    6. Thanks Martins. You head dey there. God bless you bro.

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  10. Cold Thursday morning and Pmb is still in kano,karota,police oh all the uniform men are intact. They even sew uniform for some people saying 4+4 meaning 8yrs in power God abeg oh! Deliver us from evil people.
    No school today in kano OK oh!
    I am at work about to eat moi moi and pap
    Motherhood is for me
    Eyin temi bawo ni oh sewa elelelele sewa

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    1. Ekaro ooo
      Emi wapa ooo
      My dearest Bee 10 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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  11. Wike dont like decorations, William jumbo area as nothing spectacular.
    Plus light these days are so epileptic, OANDO is blocking our entrance cos of fuel scarcity, panic buying.
    My nose is hot!
    Black soot!

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  12. Good morning one big and happy family, hope we all had a good night rest?
    so my governor my governor Don stop keke for Owerri, menh is very hectic to enter inside town, but why the governor could not wait after the Xmas period, how this he wants some family to survive this period.
    have a nice day guys, one love

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  13. Blessed Morning Everyone

    Not smelling the Christmas yet.

    I Pray for God's Blessings and Favour to Speak for Me this Season.
    Lord make a Name for Yourself in my Life..
    Thank you God..

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  14. This conflicting edit ish is soooo annoying. Geez! I can't type again abeg. Good morning y'all ..

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    1. Hi,check my comment up there...simply clear your cache/history now..

      @MARTINS ABOY

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  15. Na wa for you people on this blog oh. You could call me rude, I'd take it (heck, I'm sometimes rude), u could call me poor, you won't be far from the truth, you could even call me classless and u may just be right (who classy help), in fact, u could call me a host of other things and u will probably be right but I totally take offense when one says I'm not nice or that I'm a wicked teacher.

    That one affects me in such a way that I can't understand. Anyone that knows me know I strive so hard to be nice at all times. I'm the type that sees a cripple on the road and almost starts crying. I'm the type that apologizes to a beggar when I don't have change to give, I'm the type that goes out of my way to make someone happy even when it inconveniences me. I am not asking you to believe, I am saying don't say I'm not nice.

    Back to the issue I really wanna address, I do not want to insult anyone this money but fuck, I get so upset when someone calls me a wicked teacher. Someone that has never seen the way I relate with these my kids. Someone that has never seen the way these kids love me.

    Yea, I flog kids, I'm neither ashamed of this nor apologetic about it but I flog for a reason and they know this. Cos when I flog you with my right hand, I hug u with the other (not physical hug abeg).

    Let me cite the most recent instance. On Monday, I flogged a girl and her sister (SS1 and SS3 for coming to school on a Monday with unmade hair. These same girls have committed this same crime the two Mondays before that.

    They are my friends oh but I flogged them. One even cried (she's babyish like that) but because she knows I meant her no harm, shortly after that, she called out to me while I passed by her class and was like 'miss Eka, how are you'
    I think she was trying to tell me, I understand why u had to flog me. Well, she didn't know I had paid for her Xmas party just after flogging her. Lol

    For parents that don't like their kids being touched at all, I do not pity u, it's those kids I pity. Now I am not referring to those that can afford to send them to much advanced school that have other methods that could work on their kids. There's a parent in my school that has a child in my nephew's class. You dare not touch his kid cos hell would be let loose that day.


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    1. Exam don end?😎,as you get time type epistle 😎

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    2. You have spoken well Eka, continue being nice.

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    3. Dem don write my subject.

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  16. Contd.

    Now my nephew is in KG 2, he can write capital letters A-Z as well as the small letters, he can write 1-80, two letter words, 2 times table as well as identify and draw shapes etc. But this other boy, who happens to be older than my nephew is still battling with letters a and b. I have seen my nephew being flogged (pls not monster flogging, that doesn't happen in my school) and I do nothing and this guy is like my own son, no exaggeration. It is still this same aunty that would put these kids on her back to pet them if they ever threw a tantrum and I should get upset cos she flogs once in a while???

    Now there's this girl, the one I talked about the other day that is in pry 3 but can't read at all. I am coaching her now and the mum came to me one day and was like 'e ma wo ju mi oh, e naa dada ti o ba se dada' (no look my face oh, beat am well if she no do well).

    Her sister who happens to work in my school eventually explained to me that she was that kind of parent that would go and make noise in her kids schools once a teacher lays a finger on any of her children now it's almost too late and she's the one asking you to flog her kids. Hmmmmm

    It pains me when I'm called a wicked teacher because it is this same me a parent, I don't teach her child's class, blocked me on the road, complaining of how her daughter in pry 4 seems to be doing poorly in Maths and everyday after that for about two weeks, I'd branch her house on my way home and go over the day's mathematics work with her child (free of charge)

    Just yesterday, I was eating in my office and these group of SS students walked up to me and starting beating about the bush (they obviously wanted my phone) but since I was using it, I asked if they'd eat rice instead and they all choruses yes. Bear in mind, they are not ill trained kids that collect food from strangers. They are my paddies. Almost every child in that school can attest to how much I love and play with them. And collecting my food is a way they tell me they accept me, they love me, they are comfortable with me.

    Just the other day, my dear boy in KG 2 who was absent from school used his mum's phone (don't know who dialed it for him) called my friend in school and then asked to speak to 'Mrs meleka', that's what he calls me.

    Yesterday after exams I decided to look for the secondary school students trouble and I would tell a junior one that a senior annoyed me and that she should help me slap or knock the senior and then they'd do all the drama necessary cos of course there's always the fear that the senior would retaliate. Then when he or she eventually does it, I'd tell them to run as fast as their legs could carry them. That's how we play. That's how we roll.

    For ffs, allow teachers to do their jobs without all the unnecessary interference. When you see a wicked teacher, you will know and when there's an issue, allow us to give u our own side of the story first.


    I could go on and on but I'm sure you are already bored.

    So please, please and please, call me whatever, but don't call me a wicked teacher. I strive everyday to do things that make these children happy so don't say because I flog once in a while that I am a bad or wicked teacher. Frankly, I am yet to meet any teacher that is as nice as I am.

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    1. Na wa o😎

      On Becoming Teacher Eka😂😂😂😎

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    2. Stop giving students ur rice eka


      Anonymous Rasta

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    3. Jeez such a long essay to prove you are not a wicked teacher, we've heard aunty eka! Keep being you

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    4. Nwanneka a.k.a EkaJoy what are you on about this morning?
      Bleeeeeeehhhhhh

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    5. anonymous to bahd7 December 2017 at 08:41

      Eka we don knack this drum wella, no allow am burst. To reiterate, my focus has shifted from the kids you flog to you. The world is a wicked place. You never know who says beat my child no look my face and then turns on you when by accident the cane plucks out the child's eye. Beat my pikin for me no dey reach bele o. Some people are evil, looking for an excuse to cook soup with you! Stop flogging the kids no matter how much you love them, no matter how much they love you, no matter your good intentions, BECAUSE it can backfire! I don't think you're wicked, far from it. But I do know you're stubborn! Forget crazy blog comments, I'm speaking now as an older person and a man of the world, stop flogging. Please. 😩

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    6. Yes Eka, please stop giving them your food so you're not accused when anyone of them gets food poisoning

      Give them money to buy snacks instead.

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    7. Eka,don't mind people just be you. They don't know what it takes to impact knowledge on kids. And don't change from being whom you are

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    8. Abeg keep training those kids the way they will be OK in life, beat and give punishment when necessary.

      Those days when I just finished school and searching for a job, I taught in a private school for a short time. I took my time to teach them well. Anyone that misbehaved, I gave them punishment or flogged them on the palm. They loved me, thru parents too did not have any problem with till I left.

      Now that I have a daughter, I handle her like a teacher would do. I Punish her whenever she misbehaves. I teach her. She is very smart and intelligent now. When we are out, I only look at her and she understands. I have different looks for different actions. IkwakwakwakwakwaKwakwakwakwakwa

      If I want her to keep quiet, there is a look for it. If she is playing around with other kids while I'm with their mums and the play gets tougher and I sense she might injure herself, I have another look for that, I just use my head to signal her to go and sit down. Other kids will just notice she stops playing and moves towards a sit and they will be asking her

      'D'Royalty jnr, are you not playing anymore? What is the matter?'
      Ikwakwakwakwakwa

      I see some parents scream and scream while out with their kids, no be me abeg.

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    9. Miss Eka, pls be very careful. You are not just nice you are eqully very carefree.

      Life is not like that ooh, whaatever you do let wisdom guide you.

      Pls a school environment is a delicate place don't ever give your personal food again, don't let your colleagues set a trap for you.

      Stop offering free services ooh, like going to a child's house to teach for free, rather do it during break time.
      Human being no easy to deal with ooh
      #speakingfromexperience

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  17. nuisance are off this blog





    #GOAT™

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    2. Danny Fisiye the lonely soul, I gbadun u,,, nuisance and their brouhaha off the blog

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  18. I'm just so overjoyed, I can't really tell why but one thing is certain I'm already singing my victory song.
    2018 is looking good

    Shout out to all my Afemai peeps
    Yours sdkly dazzlinglizzy

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  19. Good morning everyone, hmm, I have reallyyyyyyyyyyyy missed you all, in all may his name be praise, our God is wonderful. Thank God for a new day. May we all have a fruitful day.

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  20. You are turning this "whatever" into a thing of play but you know is wrong, mrs gee wont complain cos of the peanut, so stella learn to apologize it wont kill you

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  21. I'm alive today because God kept me and you.Always show gratitude to God.
    Stella I love your heart and I appreciate the fact that you are living your dreams already.
    Jolly day to you all.

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  22. Chrismas is already here. Abeg who knows how i can legitimately make 100k between now and next week😣😣😣😣

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    1. You can sell your body, it's legit 😎

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    2. Hahahahahaha lady bug you is a wereh. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.

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  23. Im my next life my husband will be rich FULLSTOP

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    1. Finish tis life first before thinking of next life,😎

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  24. My New Dawn is here...Shiloh service last night was awesome. Jesus! You're indeed a true father and friend. I'm excited for my testimonies ahead.

    One of the ways to get out of tight situations is by "Sacrificing to God"..... Bishop Mike Aremu.

    How are you Stella? I gbadun you wella.

    Kai, Glo why na? Commenting is now so tiring!

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  25. Good morning people.
    It is really difficult commenting.
    Nice day all

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  26. Happy Thursday. To the bv that loaded my account yesterday, thank you so much. I pray that you will never lack, all your heart desires will be met. I'm so grateful. Have a nice day you all

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  27. Good morning all, please how can one download novels online

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  28. This my husband is something else. He will be forming anger and konji will be killing him, he won't touch me. He forgot that I can stay for months without sex.lol. Last night, he came back with gifts for me, I was just looking at him with sdk side eyes. He entered bed around 10pm and started disturbing me to quickly take my bath and join him that he has an important issue to discuss with me. I looked at his down below it was standing like mount everest. Meanwhile I was on my period. When I joined him, he talked about his discussion with his business partner for two minutes and started touching me, I told him I was on my p, this man said he must do by fire by force that his thing was too strong and has to go down. If you sucked him from today till tomorrow he will not release (in James voice). So he entered like that with the blood in my p. This man was doing me for almost one hour. He released but his thing was still strong so I cleaned up and he continued, I enjoyed it very well. Thank God my cramps only happen on the first day.
    Hope youall enjoy my bedroom story

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    1. So? What should we do with this story?? If you like do guy for ya husband for 20 years we men no send u o... Babes boku for road

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    2. Was the bed not stained with blood?
      Sex during menstruation is not hygienic at all.

      And most men don't like the idea either.

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    3. anonymous to bahd7 December 2017 at 08:45

      Grose but hilarious. Husbands can form! Long long ago I tried it but at the girl's insistence, twas like last day so not much more than spotting. Weird, heard woman enjoy it at that time, wonder why. Will never do it again though, read later God told isrealites not to.

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    4. Lol @ lady bug and chi exotic. I also feel that way,but I heard so.e WOmen ovulate during their periods meaning sex must be done during that time for pregnancy to occur. Mehn I haven't brought myself to trying it out o. My period they irritate me sef

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  29. @Ekajoy so you can flog a student because of unmade hair, without considering if it is lack of money that made them come to school with unmade? you be real woaa

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    1. The law is the law biko. When I was in school, they would even use scissors to take off ur hair if it's unmade. Look for another point

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    2. Abeg make we hear word for this una eka joy BAB story... Make una go her school go talk to her

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  30. finally I can comment without error popping. good morning to y'all

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  31. Okay e be like Network carry my first comment 🤧🤧🤧🤧

    Good morning everyone or whatever

    SDK o, I heard you. Where's is my own 30k, 50k or whatever.

    Lol...Whatever is now whatever

    #PEPPERONI
    #PEPPERDEMGANG
    #FIA
    #Christmascountdownison

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  32. My daughter came home from her school end of the year party yesterday crying, i asked her what was wrrong and she said that her class teacher or whaterver didnot give her food, rather she told her to get out, that her mother has not finished paying school fees not to talk of parying party money. i am going to that shool now to meet the teacher so that she can explain to me the right she has to tell my daughter those trash.

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    1. I don't understand some of you,if I ask you now the age of the child,she might be 2 or 3 years,yet you'll put her in school because others are doing it without considering your pocket.

      I'm not justify what the teacher did,but do you realise the after effects of parents like you not paying school fees on the teachers?😎

      Their salaries would also be withheld so you can understand where s/he's coming from 😎

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    2. Madam, in all sincerity you shouldn't go and fight the teacher or anyone in the school. Instead, go and explain to them and if it requires pleading please do to avoid embarrassment. I pray God provide for you.

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    3. U shld have allowed her go in the first place.

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  33. God all the way..........

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  34. Hahahaha lady bug abeg no make me laugh.

    Eka I thought you don't allow things to get to you. You don't need to give explanations.

    Do what makes you happy.

    When did they stop flogging students in schools. I want to know because most parents don't know.

    Getting ready to go out. Will be drinking tea where I am going.

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  35. Morning all.....


    chim-oma a.k.a Miss Kapusu

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  36. My New Dawn is here...Shiloh service last night was awesome. Jesus! You're indeed a true father and friend. I'm excited for my testimonies ahead.

    One of the ways to get out of tight situations is by "Sacrificing to God"..... Bishop Mike Aremu.

    How are you Stella? I gbadun you wella.

    Kai, Glo why na? Commenting is now so tiring!

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  37. Morning beautiful ppl! Always choose happiness, life is too short to be unhappy!

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  38. Jesus is the sweetest name I know. Morning everyone, blessed day for us all IJN.

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  39. Before you punish any child, please tell him why you want to do so, take the pains to explain, don't assume he knows. After the punishment be kind enough to repeat what he did. Eka keep flogging the children others with all pleasure till you meet your Waterloo. The day is coming, sick bastard. Employing untrained teachers in our schools is a huge problem. Nigeria is about the only country in the world where people who are not graduates of Education are allowed to teach, they know nothing about child psychology, Educational psychology.



    Alexander


    Alexander

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    1. My friend is currently teaching as an English teacher in Ethiopia. She's not a graduate of education.

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    2. Th whole of Ethiopia is nor half of Ekiti.

      Your friend dey flog other people children for Ethiopia????

      Make she try am weder she no go celebrate menopause for their jail. Abeg waka.

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    3. Ahn ahn. Are u changing mouth now???? Thought Nigeria was the only country non graduates of Education are employed as teachers????? Is Ethiopia now Nigeria????


      Mtsheew.

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  40. Good morning all. Congrats Mrs Gee, thanks Stella for your kindness. Congrats Falcon. Congrats to the new mom. Happy birthday to all celebrating. I hope this comment will post as I have cleared all what Martins said we should clear up there.

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  41. this comment brouhaha is beginning to affect me too. the ginger to type anything isn't just there cos you don't know whether or not it will get posted. maybe I will just starting typing fullstop/dot as comment until this breeze blows over.
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  42. Yes ooo, motherhood is for every woman. 2018 here I come with my twins!

    Stella you bi case ooo.
    So the word 'whatever' has come to stay abi?
    Una good morning ooo.

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  43. Good morning great people.

    My Yori Yori princess, howdy?

    Songs of Victory is our portion control in Jesus name Amen.

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  44. Goodmorning house, ba wo ni?

    Stella this your hashtag is best quote #neversayneverever

    How is christmas preparations at your end? I just can't wait to see my parents.

    The fight against corruption starts with us, last night I went to buy fresh catfish and the lady had doubled the price,I asked why and She said in christmas fish is always expensive.I mean its not fair to increase the price of foodstuff just becos its xmas even if you purchased the goods at a far cheaper rate.

    Things are really tough,let's not delibrately make it tougher for others.

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  45. Hello Sp
    i came late . i will be early tomorrow. lol

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  46. Weekend came early. I'm just gonna sit at home all day and play God of war 3. Maybe I'll see one fine girl that'll come and cook Ofada for me on my numerous church groups on Whatsapp.

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  47. Haven't been able to comment for some days cos of network problem.
    Hpe my comment will be enabled.
    Christmas fever never hold me ooh,my greatest thought naw.... won't reveal until that day. 25th or 1st, make God answer my prayers jare

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