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Thursday, January 04, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post

LMAO!!!






Will walk into my Favourite Amala joint in Surulere and spend four hours eating Amala with Ewedu soup and gbegiri with goat meat that has body odour....
The 4 hours might not be enough sef...........hehehehehehehe

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    1. Impeach the president, divid this country, make my self a president and sign it into law that I will be a president for life, even if I die, the next president will be my first son. Move all the money in Nigeria's account to a secret location. What else? If it extends to the whole world, then I will sign it into law that I will be the king of the whole world for life. The remaining 3 hours, I don't know what to do with it.

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    2. That would be me whooping Buhari's ass for good 4 hours for the hardship he bestowed on our lovely country.

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    3. I will sleep oooo. Mehn motherhood rock oooo. E no easy I thank God.

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    4. Become a bigger witch and kill all these witches disturbing my family

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    5. I'll sleep with my husband!yes fuck for 4 good hours and then hold hands and pray for our future and fuck again on the freezer in the bathroom,in the kitchen and sleep off and then wake up the next day like nothing happend.

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    6. Impeach Rochas

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    7. I'll just have to go to Nigeria's money safe to steal all currencies and leave this country. The Bahamas would just be fine then I can pray for forgiveness and move on. My Mother and daughter must be by my side.

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    1. Fuck bukky Saraki till he forgets his last name. 😍😜😜😍

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  3. Will walk into cbn and pack enough dollars. 4 hours too long sef

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    1. Ur head dey Dia

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    2. I can be your getaway driver. I am as good in driving Like Baby(Hansel Elgot) of the Movie Baby, plus Frank Martin(Ed Skrein) of transporter Refueled all in one. So consider yourself safe from the Popo

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    3. sdk EFCC, SARS and MOPOL

      We know the jobless robbers in this blog wey dey find work

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    1. Can I join you. It's been a while.

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  5. I'll read James Hadley Chase or watch Jack Bauer's 24...

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    1. I don't know how fast your eyeballs can scan through a page of a novel, but Owing the fact that Chase novels are usually lengthy, I doubt 4hours will be enough to finish one(i might be wrong though), trust me a season of Jack Bauer's 24, will take you more than 4 hours to finish. Leaving you eye-starved and Suspense-fied after your four hours elapses. Sorry bro pick another thing.

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  6. I will use that time to read comments on Stella blog..

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  7. Will have a talk with my late dad: ask him what killed him,how my bf has been treating me and how painful it's been without him.

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    1. If you come sabi wetin kill am, wetin you go carry am do?

      Find solace in God and let bygone be bygone.
      If your "bf" has been treating you badly, leave him and find solace in God.

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  8. just go to a quiet beach with a good novel and have a nice rest can't remember the last time I had a nice rest in the last ten years

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  9. Is it not to enter central bank, get into their volt to take money.

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    1. "Get into their volt?"
      Nigerian electric bulbs are modeled at 240 VOLTS
      even at that, you will be electrocuted if you dare touch them.
      the bank VAULTS contains cash and is firmly, securely locked with
      "mopols" and AK 47s on the alert . . .



      Ol boy, you get gun; you wan kill?
      Instead of murdering grammar, make you nack am for pidgin like I just did.

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    2. Lwkmd.... Anon21:34 u dey craze

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  10. Will request for a lunch or dinner date with folorunsho Alakija, will ask her how she juggles between her home and being the most richest woman in Africa.
    Will just be smiling sheepishly and be gathering knowledge and wisdom from her πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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    1. "Most richest?"
      I thought she was the RICHEST and now you are giving her another title?
      Looks like you are the most grammar-murderous sdk blog visitor in Africa.

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  11. Hehehehe..Stella you and this amala ehn I had Amala with gbegiri and ewedu at mokwa this afternoon on my way back to kd very delicious something.
    Mama Nnuku your head dey there, na that one sure pass.

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  12. I'll shop till I can shop no more.

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  13. I will flog my hubby and his mom well. Very very well. Which hubby says his libido is determined by his mum's mood. Mtcheeeewwww awon nonsense bunch.

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    1. What the fcuk is that...his mood is determined by his mumsy mood rubbish.

      LEPπŸ˜›

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    2. Hahahahahahahahaha. So funny

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Hahaha hahaha. I am sorry but I can't help but laugh.... 😁😁😁

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    5. Some monster in laws eehhh!

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    6. Begin the flogging now!
      And flog yourself out of your marriage?

      A wise woman builds her home but the foolish one uses her hands and tears her's down!

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    7. Anon 19:48, are u living with your mother in law?

      Me, 4 whole hours? I don't even know what I will do. Maybe I will present my proposal, do my internal and external defence. As soon as d 4 hours is up, I will collect my MS.c cert.

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    8. Correct. Mhiz A, are you a Unizik MSc Student? They do four presentations viz - proposal, departmental Internal, faculty internal and external (viva voce).

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  14. Anon 19:48 has wounded me sha!

    Four hours wont be enough for me to catch up on all the movies released last December that i am yet to see.

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  15. Just wanna spend time with my late dad.....I really miss him

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  17. Simple... Rob a bank. πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‘

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    1. Now that's my Baby. Sweety you can be my Bonnie and I your Clyde. *Singing* 'My Beautiful Heart bad, my Beautiful Heart hood, my Beautiful Heart do stuff that your chick wish she could...'

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  18. I will simply rob a bank of the amount am owing presently to be at peace

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  19. Just to sleep. Motherhood is not easy at all

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  20. And you are "beautiful heart?"
    Are you sure you are not cruel heartless vixen?

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  21. Na to enter Central Bank and pack dolapo

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  22. na waho pple dey vex, funny comments, I will sit and read comments on Sdk

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  23. I Will get a good massage!

    Phew!

    Life is becoming damn stressful... But I like it like that πŸ˜πŸ˜‘

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  24. Plenty things:

    1. Will have sex with wifeys best friend. She is very hot and i sometimes wish I can fuck her (i know i can't..and I wont..but then the post says..."if you could do anything").

    2. Be a fly on the wall in the oval office to see how idiot trump governs America.

    3. Slap Freeze and Apostle Suleiman. Those two people annoy the hell out of me

    4. Hang out with blackberry on this blog. I like her :)

    5. Watch two ladies suck, finger and play with each other and then I get to fuck them after.

    No..i don't need extra money. I have enough.

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  25. nothing but to read read through psalms

    Mc pinky

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  26. Will enter CBN Tinubu roundabout to collect Euros and pounds. That one big pass dollars. No wasting time at all. 4 hours too much to use tipper carry the thing.

    Trailer go waste time before he turn finish 4 hours don end

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  27. Just give myself a job in a very big firm. And put it into a signed documents that the job will not expire till I retire maybe when I am 60yrs.

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  28. Have tea with the queen of England , attend the royal wedding came to mind ��

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  29. Shey 4hrs ni, take lIke 5 biggest ghana bag to the nearest cbn,fill them up,fill my pocket then fill the car i came with shinkena! 4hrs not wasted any other thing can follow.

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  30. Alternative Facts5 January 2018 at 06:51

    Kai! If wishes were horses.. the world would have been a very chaotic place

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  31. I will go to Central Bank, pack all the cash within 1hr, go and lodge at Wheatbaker, get a new phone and sim card and start calling house agent to know d available mansion for sale. i will established my business and fly my kids out of Naija.

    If wishes are horses...smiles

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  32. I will just employ myself in a big organization with valid documents that i will last with d job

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