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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post






Is this SDK Blog?
-No,its CNN.

108 comments:

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    1. No! How can I read your comment?
      Do I have eyes?

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    2. No, I'm watching cartoon network

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    3. no iyam washing your bathroom πŸ›€

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    4. No, I'm reading the book of life.

      Lu

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    5. No,i'm i ladybug?

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  2. Question: is BV a blog visitor?
    Answer: No, it's a blood vampire . .

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    1. only i will ask and then reply, Mumu

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    2. "only I" kikikikikiki, p for f Things

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  3. Is this the month of march....

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  4. Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?

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    1. Cos that's the correct way of pronouncing it but people are so ashamed of pronouncing it the right way, just like they pronounce "fork" as "girl".

      Anyways, you can make the world a better place by starting it while others follow suit.

      Change begins with you you know!

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    2. Good one !!

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    3. Ok 'fork' @ lady stainless.

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  5. Vice and Virtue13 March 2018 at 18:07

    Oi! You!
    Are you gonna bang though?

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    1. Hey! Hi!
      No! I just wanna chop and clean mouth.

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    1. no is in Europe

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    2. No na...Ghana dey inside my cupboard, infact, I used it to cook just this afternoon.

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    1. No! It is going to work time, minding your business time.

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  8. Is dat a food
    No a shit

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  9. Is obituary meant for the dead?

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    1. Have you woken up?
      (The person is seeing you koro koro oh)
      No im still asleep.

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    2. No! It is meant for those dancing at the...

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  10. Must I go to work tomorrow?

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    1. No! He is the president of okada union of mbaise village abi na community.

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  12. Can the baby in the womb see a dick entering the mothers vagina?

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    1. Chai! This ya own issa baad one.

      No! I don't think so.

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    2. ask the baby when he is out

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    3. Erased ink ooooooo,kuku kill me

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    4. The baby can even grab the dick. That's why the man will always squeeze face, thinking its ejaculation doing him

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  13. Just came back from the market and my neighbor asked 'Are you back?' I find that question ridiculous, when the person is right in front of you.

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    1. You might not have reached the market, then u return home to pick somthing u 4got.... in that case ure not yet back

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    2. or you've returned so fast as xpected.

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    3. How about igbos that say "ebatago"(have you come?) when you arrive from somewhere.

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  14. Does it mean that if you have started having sex you are no longer a virgin?

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    1. You are ....only in the ears.

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    2. No o. You're still the Virgin Mary.

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    1. Your country is Casterly Rock

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  16. #The secret of change is to focus all of your energy; not on fighting the old, but on building the new*

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    1. Do you know what cement is saying in the mkt.
      Wetin I wan build

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  17. This is sooooo interesting! SDK you're sooooooo creative. I love you! Mwaaaaah!!! BVs let's get down to it bikonu.

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  18. Q: Is this rain?(meanwhile it's raining)
    A: No it's sun

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  19. Is Ambode the governor of lagos state?
    No, he is the president of Nigeria.

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  20. His Buhari an old man?
    No, he is a toddler.

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  21. If i have unprotected sex,will i get pregnant?

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    1. No, you will be a virgin

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    2. No you will catch hiv.

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  22. This lit up my evening. Questions and replies were bomb! lol

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  23. If money don't grow on trees,why do banks have branches?

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  24. Why is a block of flats called 'apartment'?

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  25. Why does cleave mean both to cut and to join?

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