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Sunday, March 11, 2018

Sunday In House Gists -Stood Up!

 You don't know the meaning of the word 'Stood up' until it happens to you!






Ever been on a date where the date didn't show up at the venue and you had to wait and wait and wait and ended up leaving,confused and not understanding why they didn't show up?

Have you ever stood up anyone?Why did you do it?Did you take the call when the person kept calling?

What excuses did you give whenn you had to see the person again?

I came home one day from the University and went for a haircut before heading out to do some running around before i returned to Benin and then i had a date and we were supposed to meet somewhere....I waited and waited but he ended up not showing up or taking my calls but tried to reach me two days later but by then I had closed the door and refused to listen to anything...that was it!

Years later i found out,he was watching the Meeting point from nearby to see if i would arrive with lots of friends in tow and turned to take a call and i was gone.....story!

I am sure Male and Female have stories of being stood up/standing up someone.

64 comments:

  1. It has never happened to me. I always wait till you get there first and call me. T hats when I set out of my house.
    So if I give you an appointment for 12pm and you get there by 1pm. You're doing yourself because I'll be there at 3pmπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Hehehe. You are mean. Haba 3pm kwanu. It's a God thing you are off the Market. Right!

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    2. Sweet Mother, you cracked me up real good.

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    3. Lol @sweetmother, i love your style

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    4. You just made me laugh sweet mother🀣🀣🀣

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    5. You just made me laugh sweet mother🀣🀣🀣

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  2. Countless times I go on a date without enough cash..

    But deep down in my mind, I know the lady can't eat/drink more than #500πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    And I will be like;

    Me; Babe, what would you like to take?
    Bebe; nothing oo

    Me: serious, take anything, Smirnoff, redlar, suya, fish.

    Babe: nothing, I am OK.

    Me; 😝😝😝😝😝😝
    (Deep down, I know she can't go more than coca-cola.)πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Babe eventually settles for snipe...

    After one bottle, I would like take 2 more na..😳😳

    That's how I do my date ooo..

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    1. Broke ass child, lolll.
      Obviously you date within a particular sphere.
      It's good jare.
      At least you won't approach the type of girl whose bodylotion alone is more than your monthly allowee.

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    2. I'm sure you are the type that will start fumbling for wallet after the girl has finished eating or once you step into an eatery then claim snake swallowed your ATM.

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    3. Me I go for my specs oooo..

      If na Volkswagen I fit drive, I go drive am

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    4. Am sure it's doz Hausa gals that sell kunu you go for

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    5. It's radler, snapp...

      You're welcome

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  3. Never happened to me. My ex just broke up with me. I called him to rekindle the relationship only for him to block me everywhere. I then used private number to call him and ask him if I did something to him for him to block me and he said no that he is at the dentist and he hung up. I decided not to contact him again because I'm not ready to beg anyone for their love and attention but it hurts that he dismissed me just like that after everything we shared. I guess he just used me😒😒 but I'll meet a man that will cherish me and love me. Solomon you will know no peace, I curse you and your generation for wasting my time and breaking my heart. Does anyone know a powerful way to make him run mad and be miserable. I so hate him right now. I'm so miserable. I don't have anyone to share my pain with. Sorry for the rant.

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    1. Eeya, take it easy ok,
      Maybe God just saved you from bigger shame and ish. Dont think of making him run mad, as long as the earth remains, seed time and harvest shall not cease. It is well dear.

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    2. Jesus is always the best person to share your pain. Let it go,let him be,he does not deserve you or you using the mouth that you use in praising God to curse him.
      Infact keep singing and dancing away your sorrow.

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    3. Be strong my dear.believe me he is not worth d tears or going to make him run mad just b strong OK. He is not yours, cos I believe what is yours won't leave u. U will b fine and meet someone better than him. I know it hurts but u will b fine. When mine happened I felt I was gonna die, but here am I today leaving my life to d fullest.

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    4. see youre life you call him to rekindle what dont you have pride begging a man for love up and down tufia is because of of ladys like you thats why men dont respect women

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    5. My dear, please just forget him and move on. It won't be easy but you'll be fine, trust me. Like you said, you'll meet a man who'll love and cherish you.

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    6. Only in Nigeria will someone use their mouth to praise God then use the same mouth to say they want to make someone run mad. Asin that's y all these Una religion no just make sense to me. You wanting him to run mad shows that you are not even a nice person. For you to even think that far that because someone dumps you then they deserve to run mad shows the type of mindset you have and frankly speaking I am glad you were dumped. That guy could have been my brother and some diabolical witch of a woman makes him run mad just because she got dumped. Are you the first person to get dumped? Or have you never dumped anyone before. The relationship did not work out, babe move the fuck on. There's nowhere where it is written that every relationship must lead to marriage. The mind of a typical nigerian is scary man. Yet they will keep praying. Mchew. Wicked people all over the place.

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    7. Stop cursing and wishing him harm. Work on healing and in the nearest future, you will thank God he dumped you.

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    8. Cry very well oo... Cry when you are alone in fact turn your crying to prayers not for harm to befall him. Don't bottle it in I tell you. That's where the bitterness will come from. You are not crying for him. You are just letting out the hurt. Start by asking God to forgive you for all your bad wishes to him. You will be just fine.

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  4. Hey Stella, I don't know If to call this a 'Stood up kinda ish', but I like to believe I've been stood up once. It was a sex date, and when I was about to cum after she'd cum like 3 times, back to back. We were going at 200km/min gbenshing kinda style. And I said "Babe I'm about to cum", and she said "Don't try it", we ended up adding 30 more minutes on the already 50 minutes we'd been grinding better Ogbono. Later when I came she asked me 'Why did you cum', I said 'Shay na government work?'....

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  5. Never bn stood up before.. I wont even wait for u,once I get there and u are not there,am gone
    But there was one guy I was chatting with then,never saw him, then he came to see me In school, I just sat at the school gate to see him 1st,when I saw him😎😎looking like a mad guy...I just off my phone and he came from Lagos..
    At night I called and told him to go back that am sorry I had a vision and God told me not to see him..
    2go make people mad well well😁

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    1. How did the guy look like? Did he cover himself with banana leaves or do dada for head? Please come and complete your gist

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    2. He has Dada...worn out clothes and shoes..looking hungry,like he has not taking his bath in months
      U are coming to see a gal for the 1st time,I expect to be impressed

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    3. Lmao. You won't kill me!

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  6. I think I have gotten such an experience before. Went to an eatery waiting for her to come but no sight of her. Worse of it not taken up her calls, I got myself some drinks and pepper soup when I am done I left the joint. Later that same night she called and as usual their normal excuse how bed was shot and the mother ran away and I said no problem, trust women and their antics she now said pls can you get something chill and chewable and bring for me at home? When u get close flash me I will come out and pick it. I said OK, after 30mins she started calling for her chill whatsoever and chewable but I can't remember taken the calls, I made her feel the same way I felt when she didn't picked mine. Few minutes later she text me "you are a broke ass guy, thank God I didn't show up earlier in the day". Trust me and I replied after few minutes "sorry dear I am closer to your house and my phone was on silent, pls can you come out? I don't know some women can be so daft in reasoning, did you know she actually come out and was looking for me the same person she had just called broke ass. That was how I make her feel the cheap girl she was.

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    1. Lol, funny story. she was served same dish. bro you try work on your grammar. I'm saying this with love not criticism. I also try to work on mine daily. God bless you.

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    2. Love what you did. Very foolish girl, serves her right. By the way, I'm a lady.. Nonsense

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    3. Bird* not bed*

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  7. I had a date with a guy but I went to a different location. I waited for about an hour , unknown to me guy man was waiting too at our meeting point. He called asking where I was, I screamed at him and ended the call. He kept calling but I declined his calls and went home. Later I went through our chats and realised my mistake, Omo, I called him and apologised profusely. He laughed and said he was still waiting. Such a nice guy!

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  8. I stood pple up sha, but when someone keeps disturbing me for a date n i don't like d person, I just promise to come n switch off my phone for d evening.

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  9. I have, it was a very bad experience, after wsited for close to 3hours, I bought meatpie and coke at th eatery, immediately I arrived to avoid embarrassment, I finished it after 30mins, I called and called and he told me he was on his way, after and hour 30mins I was approached by a waitress that they don't accept people waiting without buying anything, dat she kept quiet since cos I had bought something earlier, my bvs na so I order for another bottle of coke, I was sipping it as if my life depends on it, after 3hours with so many am on my way, wait for me, I just jejely carry my bag stand up and facertainly the road to my house. He called and called I did not even pick.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is funny
      never happened to me and I've never done it to someone intentionally. The one I do well is switching off my phone and ghosting

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    2. Sorry πŸ˜ƒ All those waitresses and their wahala. I can only imagine.

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  10. I have never experienced this before..I used to be a perpetual late 'comer' ...

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  11. Never been stood up, I can't remember standing anyone up too. The highest I've done is to show up late but I'll keep communicating with the person

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  12. Never been stood up though. I'm not big on dates to go and eat guys money or pack friends. I turned down so many dates. Initially for me, the intellectual conversation was important to me.

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    1. So going out to eat guys’ money is what you understand a date to mean? And you talk about intellect smh

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  13. This happened to a friend that works in the same office building with me.
    Oga Amaechi who happens to be married to a very beautiful & sexy babe but can't seem to keep his zipper closed jammed this girl on badoo. He made plans to hang out with her and if things flow well spend the night with her. He told his wife he's going to Apapa to clear his stuffs and if he's delayed will have to sleep over and off he went to their meeting point.
    He gets there early (according to him he always gets to any blind date incase the babe is not worth the trouble physically speaking so he can codedly vamoose). He sits down at the back and orders a drink. After a short while he then sights this very short almost dwarf like babe with a slight limp walk in and according to him, he was just curiously starring at her. She brings out her phone and starts making a call...lo and behold his damn phone starts to ring! He quickly mutes the call and stares aghast at the babe and then finally recognizes her from her profile pic (that stopped at the bust level and was heavily made up πŸ˜‚). He said he stylishly adjusted so that she won't be able to see him where he was (now hiding) at the back. She kept dailing his number but alas he has put his phone on silent.
    He then sent her an sms that he was at a nearby fucknizer that his tyre was flat (phone was in the car) & that she should come meet him there & gave her a wrong car model.
    Immediately he saw her limp out, he quickly paid for his drink, peeped outside, didn't see her, entered his car and zoomed off πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
    He said he kept cursing his life & the babe that deceived him with a cute bust pic, that see the wife he kept at home and here is he about to carry small juju😩 (his words not mine).
    Very stupid guy but unfortunately that episode has not tamed him.

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    1. I couldn't just flow with the story as I could not stomach the way you described a human being created in God's image.

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    2. I doubt if you read the last paragraph of what I wrote ( I called him stupid). I simply narrated what I was told by the guy who experienced it. I wasn't there; I didn't see the babe, his words not mine so don't get it twisted. I have a physically challenged guy as a dear friend and he's an amazing dude.

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    3. Hahaha I don laugh tire lmao @ small juju

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  14. Me I've never experienced it oh because I always make sure you get there first before I live to join you to avoid stories that touch.

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  15. There was this married Man that was on my neck.intially he lied to me that he was single but I later found out that he is married through his friend.
    I stopped picking his calls, the fat pig won't stopped disturbing me. I thought of many ways to make him get rid of me. I started demanding money from him.
    He sent me small change I can make in a day.i asked him to get me a new phone, he bought one chinco phone.

    I started picking his calls to waste his airtime. He was so adamant that one day I asked him for money again, it seems it's getting into his nerves.
    He gave me condition to come and spend night in a hotel with me that he will give me whatever I ask for, just a night.
    Okay I played along, I was sounding so excited that the mumu man was telling me on phone how he will lick every every, (nyama) for me to allow bacteria from his mouth odour to touch my part
    He said he would give me a loyal treatment that I should pick any place of my choice that he is capable.
    Knowing too well that I wanted to take revenge for lying to me that he was single, I picked one of the expensive hotels.
    The night before the appointment day, I pleaded with him, that I'm well known in that area, that immediately the cab drops me, I will come straight to the hotel room .

    I called in the afternoon, the time we agreed on.he had paid already and waiting for me to come so he would lick his souls away.
    I kept calling so that he won't suspect, telling him to be patient that the traffic was much while I was busy with my customer.
    After some minutes I called again that I was almost there.called Later after some minutes that I was at the reception. Immediately He gave me the room number ,I switched off my phone.

    The following morning, the kind of insultive text I received eeeh.
    I'm sure that's gonna teach him a lesson.

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    1. God bless you jare although I'm sure he has moved on to the next girl

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    2. God bless you jare although I'm sure he has moved on to the next girl

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  16. I don’t know if this qualifies as being stood up. Some years back I was having issues with my glo line so I decided to call customer care. A guy answered my call and later on at night he called me back with his private line and thats how we got talking. He said I had a really nice voice I must look like an angel blah blah blah. Anyways he invited me over to lagos after talking for a while and I carried my two legs waka go. I had a friend in lagos so I logded at her place. Mind you all this while he had never seen my picture, he said he had an image of me already in his head blah blah blah and he’d rather see me face to face. After I got to lagos he said I should meet me at work(it was a monday) that he wanted me to meet his colleagues and all that before we go for our date later on. I went to his office and called him that i was outside, he sounded so excited over the phone. When he came out he looked at me funny and then he called my name and I answered, I guess he wanted to be sure it was me. Thats how he just started forming he had alot to do that day blah blah blah its better I get going. Thats how my guy hailed a cab for me, told me to get in and turned his back and left. I didnt bother to call him again and he also never called or messaged me.

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    1. Eeeeyaaa...he's a fool. His type ends up with a flashy slay queen who'll treat him miserably. Hugs dearie.

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  17. This happened three years ago. I was on my own jeje when one of my rich friends caller me that she has gotten a guy for me. He stays in lagos, he’s young, works in shell and comes from a wealthy family. I was in abuja then and she said he was going to come over to abuja the next month. I was so excited. She gave him my number and we started chatting on whatsapp. The first time he called me, I melted after I heard his voice. He had this really sexy bass voice and a british accent. I felt he was like a dream come through. We would chat all day and he’d call me every night after work. When it was like a week for him to come to abuja I used half of my school rent money to go shopping. I was out to impress him. I fixed my nails and lashes for the first time. All this while i had been sending him my pictures but never bothered to ask for his because he had a photo up on his dp and I was okay with it since was a very clear and full pic. D day came. I decided to meet with him at my friends place since it was just beside his hotel. I gave him the address and he called to tell me he was outside. I was trying to do my last minute freshing up, touch up and powder and all that. My friend decided to take a peep through the upstairs parlor window because its facing the gate. She called and asked if i was sure he’s at the right place, I asked her why she said so and she told me to come take a look at the only person outside their gate o. Omo I couldnt believe my eyes. I had to dial him to see if the person im seeing standing outside was really him and he answered. Thats how I switched off my phone o, that guy just too ugly die and he didnt look like a shell worker to me. He kept trying my line and after a while he asked the security to call me . My friend went out to meet him and told him there’s no one like that here o. I has to call my friend that hooked us up after he left and blast her. She then later on told me that he’s actually a friend’s friend blah blah blah. I felt bad later on sha and reached out to him. He has forgiven me but I never told him its because of his looks. And now we’re friends but he’s still forming he likes me.

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    1. Na so una de miss beta man after you'll be going to sleep at Shiloh

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    2. Lol you just described my ex, minus the ugly part tho. He has a funny head tho but if he was d one u should have gone down and seen clearly...from far the head is funny but he is not ugly. initials name:Ad...... surname:O......

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  18. I don't have strength to type my own gist.

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  19. Anonymous 20.56, so you're looking for someone with British accent with your English?

    Kai men aff sofa

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  20. My own was not just standing up experience in fact it was a night mare. I was on my own o ! Back then in school ,I was sitting idle in my room and my phone rang, after much talk we agreed to meet at Mr Biggs. I didn't even know who the guy was or how he got my number all I wanted was a free lunch. I got there before the dude. When he finally came omo see his machine car , I was still smiling at the sight of the car not until I saw a dwarf with a massive hunch back step out of the car. I started sweating because I have already described what I was wearing to him , immediately rushed outside and told him that my room mate is in trouble that I need to go and help her. Na so I run ,pleading the blood of Jesus.

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    1. Hahahahahhahahahaha @ pleading blood of Jesus🀣🀣 i no send o, i for chop free food carry take away and still take t fare join sef. Den once i leave dats d end. Inukwa dwarf with massive hunch back πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©

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