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Thursday, April 19, 2018

Thursday Morn Spontaneous Post

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Good Morning everybody.........

Its gonna be a lovely day!
Please if you sent me mail before and i didn't reply,please resend if it has ONLY TO DO WITH IN HOUSE NEWS and important.........Thank you.

Thank you to all those who mailed in........God bless una hustle and thank you for 'forgiving' me...!

Send in whatever you need to publish for in house news or otherwise and don't forget to make today count.

Kisses to everyone!

154 comments:

  1. Good morning people! Perfect day for a candlelight dinner which I'll be having😜

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    1. Happy birthday SOMETHING LIGHT

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    2. Will I say I’m troubled? I just can’t sleep!
      Same feeling I get whenever something great is about happening to me!
      I’m ready for your blessing Lord, perfect that which concerneth me and take the glory.

      Just Krix!

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    3. Good morning house
      Pls in which court can I certify my documents in Abuja?

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    4. Happy birthday to u...something light🍮

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    5. My birthday mate, HBD to us

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    6. Happy birthday something light and musiclover
      May God bless you both beyond doubt

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    7. I just managed to read IHN this morning after a long time just to find out someone has been impersonating me here. I have been MIA for some weeks,i only came back yesterday and d only posts I made a comment on was The Chronicle and Kardashian news..
      So anywhere else una see my comment its not from me. God punish whoever that is behind dis.D person couldn't put complete three *** before and after my names.she was rushing to go and use other pwople's blog ID.Jobless and retarded fellow.
      I think I will have to start using my Google acct bearing my name.Its just laziness that didn't allow me sign into my Gmail acct,not that I don't have.
      Whoever u are that is doing this, may trailer jam and kill u as u step out of ur house.Mark my word.U will see what will start happening to u from dis moment.How dare u mess with my name?
      Stella pls post this.


      ***Chy Ozo***

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    8. Good morning bvs! Happy birthday something light God bless you.

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    9. Amen🙏🙏🙏
      Thank you all😅😅😅😅😅
      Hbd musiclover🎂

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    10. @Mr Krix, I say Amen to your prayers. I'm feeling like that too oh...
      Oluwa is Involved!...

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    11. Aunty chy ozo, all this curse because of blog ID? The person repped you well na or you bitter pass the person?

      Add the person's bitterness to yours and you will be fine

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    12. Happy birthday something light.

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    13. Hahahahahahahah Swag you no well!!!

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  2. PART 1:
    A cheating husband wanted to find out if his
    wife knew about his unfaithfulness to her,
    one night he asked her "Darling, can a woman know if her husband is cheating on her?"
    She replied "Yes of course" surprised and
    with his heart fast beating in a most
    uncomfortable way he asked "But how will she know?"

    "Well" said his wife "There are many ways, if
    she keep finding hotel receipts in his pocket
    each time she take his clothes to the laundry
    and lipstick mark on his shirt, if he keep coming home late nights" etc
    He heaved a sigh of relief Because none of these
    applied to him.

    The following morning, he was ready to go to
    work but couldn't find his car key where he
    normally kept it.
    "Honey, please did you see my car key?"
    "Yes" replied his wife. "Junior was playing with it, so I kept it in the drawer"
    He went to the drawer, and upon opening it, he found the car key but something else was there too.
    There were so many hotel receipts which was the same hotel he normally take his women to and he couldn't believe it. He was shocked.
    "My wife has found all these hotel receipts
    in my pockets all these while and just kept mute. How on earth could I have been so careless with these receipts?
    I can't believe she knew about my unfaithfulness and escapades and yet
    kept quiet. My God, I am done".

    Hurriedly and shamefully and without saying
    'Bye' to his wife, he left the house.
    At the office, he couldn't concentrate on his work.
    "I have been fooling around and thinking my wife never knew about my relationships with other women".
    He decided to text his wife and apologise but just then his phone rang.
    His beloved wife was calling and as he picked up the phone, the worst happened.

    END OF PART 1

    PART 2:
    Please there's no part 2 and nothing happened, I was just bored and decided to pen down this.

    If bored too, then you can complete the story by
    yourself....
    I don waka..... 🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀🏃🏻‍♀.
    See ya👍





    *Larry was here*

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    1. Larry...my mind tells me u just won bet9ja ticket that's why ur hand they do this thing for here




      Mc pinky

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    2. Come and complete the story o. Haha

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    3. Hahahhahahahaha😁😁😁😁😁

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    4. When he picked up the phone, his wife said to him, honey I know you saw the receipt of your numerous hotel escapades and you must be wondering what my next action would be, well I spoke to Yomi our Lawyer and filed for divorce, please don't bother contesting, because I already have the whole documents of our houses and cars transferred to my name, you remember that day you came back and I told you Junior mistakenly hit his water bottle on my head hence that scar on my face, well that was me hitting myself and feigning you beat me pop blue so as to have useful evidence in court when the time comes. If I were you I'd keep that car you drove to work for that's the only property I left in your name..' then she ended the call and......

      Abeg I'm not bored anymore. Someone else should continue.

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    5. @Mc pinky, I've never played that thing in my life.


      @Prudent @Rowland has done that for me.

      @Rowland 😀😁😂😂😁😀😀😁😁😁😂😂😂😁😀😀 chop knuckle my guy, this is so funny


      @Mrs Sharon and Olori, how una dey, love sweeties



      *Larry was here*

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    6. Oga fainted for some hours, when he came back to life,he was surprised to see himself on the sick bay receiving the second drip.Oh my God,he screamed not long a young nurse came in.sir,what's the problem? What am I doing here?asked the man in a disturbed voice. Your colleagues brought you here after you fainted in your office.



      Battery is down,,someone should continue



      Mc pinky

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    7. Wonderful story Larry. Thumps up. Please complete the story.

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    8. ... And then he said, 'has anybody contacted my wife?' Nurse said ' err, sir, she was contacted by your office and informed that you are here but she said she was out of town for business and then she forwarded five different phone numbers of women who she claimed to be her assistants. We have called them but they all claimed to be busy and two of them out rightly denied knowing who you are. Your wife's number is no longer reachable and we were just in the doctor's office deliberating on what to do next before we heard your scream'. Thank God you are awake sir , I'm sure you feel better now, you just need a couple more hours of rest and you will be good to go.
      Your bills have been sorted by your office.

      THREE HOURS LATER
      Oga arrives home and blares his horn at the gate. Nobody answers for about ten minutes. He gets out of the car to bang the gate and he was approaching he saw a strange looking aboki man running towards him and shouting ' Kai Kai' who I dey find?'
      Oga is not amused, he shouts back, who are you? This is my house ! What are doing here??
      Aboki replied ' I be new security'. My madam I say no open the gate for anybody'.
      The security looks dead serious and not likely to budge and as if that was not bad enough the scene was starting to attract attention.
      Oga storms off to his car to pick up his phone and call his wife. He dials the number, fortunately it rings but unfortunately no response. He straps on his seat belt and is about to drive off, looks up at the house and sees his wife, standing on the balcony, glass of wine in hand, a bottle on the table, looking like she had zero intention of picking up the phone...

      Somebody else continue I'm tired...

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    9. Larry, u no well. See me reading with so much seriousness. Lols.

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    10. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂all of una no well

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    11. 😀😁😂😂😁😁😁😀😁😁😂😂😁😁😀😀😁😁 Shakara you just have to continue, I'm so much interested. You people are something else whalai




      *Larry was here*

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  3. One day to go!
    #April 20

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    1. Beloved as a birthday gift to u, enter any shop rite closest to u, fill one cart with groceries and pay for it scan the receipt to Stella, it’s on me. Just my little way of saying happy birthday to u and keep up the good work.

      Just krix!

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    2. I doubt I'd be here to wish you happy birthday tomorrow, so here's me wishing you Happy birthday, more wisdom and understanding, and may you excel in all your endeavors. Open doors is yours always IJN.

      P.S: You are destined for greatness. Cheers

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    3. I doubt I'd be here to wish you happy birthday tomorrow, so here's me wishing you Happy birthday, more wisdom and understanding, and may you excel in all your endeavors. Open doors is yours always IJN.

      P.S: You are destined for greatness. Cheers

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    4. Happy birthday in advance international PA.

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    5. Krix...tanks👍👍👍👍
      Beloved, enjoy urself😁

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    6. Chopping kponyor of beloved mode activated, me sef dey queue

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    7. OMG OMG Krix!!!!! *wipes tears

      Thanks so much...God will replenish your pockets,Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

      Bvs help me and appreciate My Boss' official blog boo o.

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    8. Awwwwww Beloved congrats. your stylish begging for birthday gifts paid off. I pray you get a good job in that Lagos maybe you will stop begging here and start giving instead. I heard if begging runs in the blood, it is hard to cure. One won't ever be satisfied no matter ho much one earns. I hope your own is not in your blood. Happy birthday in advance

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    9. Beloved congrats oooo. You stylishly got it. Am happy for you. Enjoy jare. Any closed mouth is a closed destiny.

      So keep enjoying

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    10. Oga krix thank you ooo...
      Beloved enjoy jare..
      @medussa you need help,to think na people like you go dey insult Cee cee...

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    11. Coded begger

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    12. Congratulations Beloved. See all the pots calling kettle black shouting. Ask and ye shall receive...

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  4. When things happen at times, you won't know it's a blessing in disguise. Look at how things are turning around for Tobi's favour. He just earned a lot of people's respect and more fans for that singular act of self control and keeping cool.Lolu has said it in an interview that ceec is obsessed with Tobi 😁😁😁😁..

    So proud of you boy.Momma did a good job.What happened yesterday shows the Genesis of most domestic violence.
    Whoever wishes to have ceec has a sister in-law or wife good luck to you.

    Shout out to Uncle Jimmy,bimbo oshin,toke makinwa,kemi adetiba,falz and all the ijebu and Lagos Island iya lojas that campaigned for the winning team yesterday . We are almost there. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    Still on the matter,
    please SMS VOTE Tobi to 32052 or visit
    africamagic.tv/bbvote and give Tobi 100 votes on your mobile and desktop browsers. God bless una yafunyafun.👏

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    1. If not for ceec,who will watch bbn this year???she is the real double wahala😁

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    2. The Yoruba demon made us proud.

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    3. Sincerely,i dove my hat for Tobi yesterday, taiye enikan o ba baje ni,tenikan ole da

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    4. He sure made us proud 🙌🙌🙌🙌

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    5. Mrs Sharon aminu... don’t even say that and don’t generalize it... u go talk say na bcus of ceec u dey watch big brother... Toraclex is more fun to watch than cee-c and I have never for once turn on my tv, tune to big brother channel just wo watch ceec

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    6. Thank you Kim Nana...Its TORACLE that makes it interesting to watch..Cee c is always sad,i always change to another sation when she is talking...Everybody supporting her,sive you dont see anything bad in her attitude i pray your sons,brothers marry somebody like that in Jesus name..Amen..Insha allah..Amin..If you can say Ame to it..then its fine.

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    7. And again if una try that Cee c's attitude at home with una husband..He will beat you Blue black Indigo and green

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    8. Olori it seems you have nothing to worry about more than Bbn. The way you carry the matter eeeh.
      The show it's just wasting of time and resources.

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  5. Goodmorning everyone. Please let's keep voting miracle.
    Test VOTE Miracle to 32052.
    Have a great day guys!

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  6. Don't make someone your source who does not have supply for what you need- It will only leave you both frustrated

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  7. Good morning all.... Having a stiff neck this morning.

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  8. Biko anyone that is sending in chronicle should please elaborate his/her story for BVs to understand and advise you accordingly.

    Painting your partner as evil when you are the evil will not make you get a good advice to settle your situation.
    Say it as it happened and be truthful so that if you are wrong BVs will tell you and correct you. But if the fault is from your partner, BVs will advise you accordingly.

    Eg

    That chronicle poster that said/wrote that her husband is not buoyant enough to buy her new dress for their child's dedication, instead of her to use her money to buy it(since she claimed to be a millionaire) she insisted on her husband buying it.
    BVs attacked her and corrected her (reason: she was truthful and did not paint her husband evil)

    Chronicle posters bikonu, you people should stop giving us one sided story


    As for you BVs that will not contribute to the solution of chronicle but busy attacking people because of their opinion, let me tell you, adighi eke ikpe na onu ofu onye (dey no dey judge matter for one person mouth)
    Onuru onu nwanne gbaputa bia juo, oko nke mu mere ya okokwa nke omere mu were mu iwe(person wey hear him brother cry and run out to know wetin happen, if he tell you wetin I do am make he tell you wetin he do me wey vex me)

    Good morning beautiful people of SDK blog.

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    1. Ticha Chile kwaaaakwaaaakwa

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    2. Ticha Chike... Kwakwaaaakwa

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    3. Hey dude...I so much love u for this..infact,have just posted something related to the tohtoh brohaha..not even interested in the story but the way some bvs attack chronicle poster.it doesn't sound well at all...we are all families..if anyone wants to correct any chronicle poster,,it should be constructive and encouraging but not destructive.

      We can't just say cuz we want to catch fun then u use wrong words on them..then u are adding more to their problems.why add to it when we can't proffer solutions.

      I remain loyal




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    4. Chike....what are u saying??

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    5. Who appointed you a judge of character here? Practice what you preach please

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    6. @Too Hwa..pls don't be offended..he mean no harm dear.. he is passing across a very good message.



      Mc pinky

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    7. Mazi Chike you have spoken well...

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    8. Thanks Bisi, I am not angry just that until we understand we can't be the same and imperfection is part of humans then we will learn to tolerate others though we need corrections too but in a constructive way.

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    9. Justice Chike Teflon (SAN)

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  9. It's Thursday already?
    Good morning everyone

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  10. The Word for Today! You’ll become a living testimony and you’ll show forth God’s Praise because your life will be beautified. Good Morning, have a nice day...... Ahead

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  11. This our new neighbours are so noisy. Always shouting and making noise. Even at midnight. Na wa.

    School to resume next week. Lord pls help us.

    Have a blessed day y'all.

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    1. Dangote pickin what are you doing in Face me I slap you??? Lie lie hanty

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    2. Stupid goat 08:20.
      If you had lived in another apartment asides face me i slap you all your miserable life, you would know that it's not only in a face me I blow you compound that your neighbour's noise disturbs you.
      I live in a two bedroom flat but my neighbour's kids cry and shout a lot and they are even upstairs yet they disturb me that is living downstairs. The other tenants upstairs and even the people living in the next compound too complain of their noise. So get the fu*k out of here. Goat.

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  12. Please anyone has any information about oduduwa university? When they are starting their admission? We called the number on the website the guy told us to come and get a form and was not even able to give us a good info, and we live in North and going to get only form is not it at all, please any one that can be of help or any info that will help for people that live very far

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    1. Wow Nigeria is so backward. Someone has to travel all that way for ordinary enrollment info

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    2. Wow Nigeria is so backward. Someone has to travel all that distance for enrollment information

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    3. Kem Arewa people that travel for interview only to be told they are not Hausa speakers so they are not qualified nko.
      Backward is an understatement.

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    4. All these unlicensed universities tha you people attend, I pity you people. Why not have patience and go through the normal processes and attend a normal school that is recognised

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  13. Kisses to you too Stella. Good morning everyone.

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  14. God is good, I will forever praise Him. No matter the condition you are in, have it @ the back of your mind that God got you. Good. morning Lovelies.

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  15. Good day my lovely beevees..hope u all had a wonderful night? Wishing u a blessed day ahead.


    Again,,Stella,,don't come cause wahala for shaking of tables ooo

    I still can't help but to laugh when a bv made a comment on that boredom post that the meeting can start cuz the mace stolen by Omo agege is here or so

    To my surprise brothe Rowland or Uncle Rowland replied that,agege boys don't have that mind to steal the mace except Omo mushin.I don laugh tire.though I knew he didn't decode what the encoder coded.


    Now to the chronicle I read yesterday,,,,

    I read diff comments about the woman and her tohtoh brohaha..seriously I really do respect some beevees for their sense of belonging but won't mention names but for some,infact,,I pity ur secondary school teachers

    My idea

    I see no reason why a man should talk to her wife in a manner that can lead to emotional problem. As a man,if you are having any issue with ur wife,there are ways to let her know and also she is ur partner and not a slave..u can help her to Kroger solution to the problem by taking her to see ur family doc(or gyn.....) And not using the word borehole Abi wetin b d word sef.is so annoying.

    Men should learn how to treat their wife well Abeg



    Mc pinky

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    1. Ogba sara GI. Busy body Mc

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    2. I don't even know why she didn't give him a dirty slap...there is no marriage there again..she turn into borehole giving birth to ur lovely children"animal"

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    3. hahahahahahaha the two of you are funny

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  16. Forgiving SDK you are now a better picking not the angry bird of last year. I thought it was pregnancy hormones that was doing you then. You are now more considerate. Way to go hanty sorry SDK. Una wadoo eee

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  17. Good morning everyone don't know what to do, my guy has this character that weak me, he can be so happy all over you on phone he based in Abj while I'm in calabar so it a long distance stuff, then the next he not picking your call or just sounding angry, I thought he with a woman but no he not at all, and you have to call n call n ask what the matter is then it will be nothing, and go back being loveable.
    If he makes you too happy just know the following day he will make you think of what you said or did wrong that warranted the silent cos the last conversation was a lovely and happy one, and he more than 30years oh, all the family has begged him to marry but for where all his mate he introduced to me all have grown ass children, I'm not even disturbing him for marriage just that minus this different personalities he has he a very wonderful person n being, he can make you so happy if he wants to. Sincerely this knows how to drain me.
    I believe in communication and have communicated how I feel about this with him yet he not changing and he not a type that open up when he hurt and he thinks and reasons out of the box but I love him cos he a guy you can fall in love and with then walking out will be difficult

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    1. U better reduce the love u have for him so u can over look all his altitudes.

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    2. Continue loving him until your eyes go clear like express

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    3. Babes with light brain sha....lol

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    4. @Yori Yori princess, Hahahaha... You haff finish me with laughter...

      Nne continue oh... till your eyes clear like express... Haa!...

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    5. hahahahaha Nne good morning my Mama twins. dont mind the girl.

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    6. That guy is married or living with his baby mama. I'm telling you the truth, if you like believe or not.

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    7. Glam, Trinity! Guy’s Bipolar

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  18. I have been down lately but on Sunday something pushed me to sow a seed with the little i had not knowing God was watching, checked the spontaneous post later only to see bv Beloved choose me for the giveaway i applied. Thank you so much Stella for blessing me in more than double fold, i really appreciate, God bless you.

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    1. Cheers babe. Na God do am for you

      God bless Sdk! 💙💙💙💙

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  19. Someone has been posting comments with contact email looking for a couple that needs a surrogate mother in the comment section..please if you are the one stop it...I saw where u said you needed money urgently......please stop posting such here....go thru the appropraite channel if you need to do this so bad....

    i dont want any couple hurt or duped thru me please.

    i hear some Nigerian surrogates will collect money and become pregnant and then induce abortion.

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    1. That's so wicked @ inducing abortion. Na wa for some people.

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    2. Desperate babes like??? Nope I can't shake that table because it is damned too shaky abeeg

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    3. Is there nothing we can do again? It is their ways now. Nija dont carry last at all.

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    4. Induced abortion?... Oh God were is ur vengeance?

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    5. Induced Abortion. .....God is ever patient

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    6. The heart of man is desperately wicked..Choice!!

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  20. The weekend is almost here. Thank God.

    Have a blessed day everyone.

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  21. Who doesn't pick nose but in s public bus? For real? Gosh I'm so disgusted and please God I need a car no matter how small. Haba
    Good morning good people

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    1. Buy him or her handkerchief nah.lol

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    2. My very good friend Yoo Hwa may God grant that which you so desire.

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    3. Beloved, I have many handkerchief and will be glad to give but she was a total stranger that we boarded the same bus together and might never see again
      Teejay.... . .amen dear and God answer your prayers too.
      Bia beloved, what do you want me to gift you? Name it

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    4. Hahahaha Yoo Hwa, it's the same thing nah. Just call handkerchief hawkers and gift her one. She will remember you always and will caution herself each time it itches her to pick her nose again. Lol

      I should name it. Lol. Okay, Bag of crayfish? 50k in the account!!! 🙈🙈🙈🙈 or anything oh 🤷🤷🤷

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    5. Kuku kill me beloved..... I'm sending 1k card to you tomorrow. Tell me what network you want and I'll send it to Stella's mail

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    6. Why will I kill my Unni Yoo Hwa. LMAO, I'm everywhere you go. Send her Mtn card. Thank you ,God bless and wet kisses fall on you 💋💋💋



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  22. Good morning everyone it is a beautiful day today. Lets make it beautiful for everyone of us.

    God is good. Fine, things are hard but just know God is still God and He is I Am.

    Lets keep the fire burning for him. Once again, let us share love because I love una plenty plenty.

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    1. Yea, He is still God and never change. Tough times don't last but tough people do. @Yori yori pls send some tea across to me.

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    2. Dont worry, i will invite you one of these days to come see me in the office

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  23. Good morning world!

    I'm a divine project!!!

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  24. Morning lovelies,issa sunny day,tired much,feel like sleeping all thru,thanks@Stella for replying my mail,it is well, do ve a blessed day all

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  25. Because of ordinary picking nose? You never see when person go vomit ontop you, sneeze on you, person with bad breath, person wey dey mess carbonated mess, person move your purse or phone inside public bus. Have you gone through almost all of this in your bus travails? 😀😀😀

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    1. hahahahhahaha OMG. May I never come across all these Amen.

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    2. This table you're shaking grandpa Rowland dangote Dangote ... .your mind no fit carry am o.. Lol

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  26. God thank you for sparing our lives till today is not by our power not by might but by your grace thank you God. It's Thursday already good morning everyone.

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  27. When I got married, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home.

    On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

    All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call.

    The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around mevigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable.

    When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not.

    At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!!!" I fainted!

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    1. Teejay my Teejay, I am proud of you jareeee

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    2. Where is the 'copied' at the bottom of this your story.

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    3. Let me not even say what I really want to say

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    4. Hahahahahah say your mind. Dem no dey beat pesin for here. No fear.

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    5. @Medusa yea it is a copied version. Thanks.

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  28. Hello everyone! Hope you had a wonderful night rest like I had even though today I found it hard to wake up at 6am but a breakfast with coffee and cereals woke me up. Sometimes I feel so lonely. All my family is in Ghana and I'm here abroad by myself. No friends only acquaintances😢. Even when someone tries to be friends with me I trade carefully because of past experiences when friends stabbed me in the back and abandoned me when I was down. But I believe God very soon will surround me with good, loyal, godly and positive friends. Today I don't have anything to do so I'll write on my personal blog, read the bible, listen to music and just relax. Yesterday my mum called me and encouraged me to save towards my education, study hard and become a nurse. She prayed for me and she said that after I start working as a nurse I should find a good man to settle down with. I know she wants the best for all her children but I felt pressurized to get married. It's not easy to find a good man but first let me focus on my studies. I'm 27 and will probably start working as a nurse at 32/33. Hope I will not be too old to find a good man. But in all my mother's words encouraged me. I know that her prayers are what keep me going. God bless all our mothers. I so miss her. Funny that when she is not around I miss her but when I used to see her everyday I didn't take the opportunity to spend more time with her. I hope she lives long so I can spoil her and my dad. Indeed family is everything😍
    Hope everyone has a blessed and productive week and let us make our parents proud whether they are here on earth or in heaven. God bless us all.🙏

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    1. God's got you, dear. You'll be fine sooner than you think.

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    2. Hi Rebel, I understand where you are coming from. I have lived outside Nigeria for over 10 years from the age of 22. Be defined about your goals, work towards them and review them. You don't have to have only one goal at a time E.g be a nurse. You can work on multiple goals at the same time and deal with obstacles as you move through life. You can be a nurse, be in a relationship with a good man, have better friends, look into business opportunities at the same time

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    3. @Choice Amen, thanks. @anonymous 12:45 thank you for your advice. God bless you both.

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    4. Hi Rebel, you will be fine. Just come out of your comfort zone and do fun things if you can.

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  29. Good morning people. Thanks for the complements yesterday 😁😁

    Thank God for fighting my battles for me on a daily basis.

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  30. Good morning Everyone...

    God over everything...

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  31. Good morning beevees.

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