The other day BV said he told a single mingles lady that he was a bus conductor and she ordered him out of her life.....
Please share with your funny experience from Singles mingle if you have...or any other experience at all...
This better be funny...LOL
Oya na, let the comments roll.....
ReplyDeleteLol.... I heard of one that told a letter he hugged gala and she said the guy should go find his level... Very funny.
ReplyDeleteHugged ko embraced ni...
Delete'Hugged bawo?'
Deletedon't mind my phone please.
DeleteLmfaoooo you guys!!! 😂 😂 😂
DeleteHugged ke? Ok oo
if not that he's a stupid person, why will you expect a woman to not have standards. you are not her God, only God can decide whether he will give her what she desires or not. He may end up working under her in the future, God blesses who he wants. When you're dating in a sane world, you put your best foot forward, not that you will claim you sell gala. If you're so rich why use snm? why not go out and walk up to women to toast. radarada
DeleteBusybee plenty kisses for you.
DeleteCome this girl, you've never told us wetin you dey use gala do
Deleteall the holes you dey insert gala
Mmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhh! Gala don dey replace cucumber oooooooooo!
Na so person go use im hand bring bad luck to himself. Tomorrow wen he starts selling gala, he starts calling village pipo.
DeleteThank you busy bee and by feeling like the ultimate detective and tester he may have missed out on the right one. Why can't people be themselves? That is why kids are bae.
DeleteI think Stella should change the method of SnM. Let's use our various Facebook profile names as a means of meeting people.
DeleteGood is ready
ReplyDeleteLol.. .. I am waiting.
ReplyDeleteOya, come and share your experience o .
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for the real gist and the FABU 😎😎😎
ReplyDeleteLady Bed Bug, You and me both.... What should I bring. Pop corn and Otapiapia, or pop Corn and Sniper which one.
DeleteA lot of people added me. Funny looking guys so I didn't really encourage the chats.
ReplyDeleteThe one 1 guy that interest me it's Mr busy and does less chats. How do we get to know each other naw when you hardly chat.I just give up.
Lol, Mr busy,may be he wasn't interested.
DeleteMaybe you looked funny to Mr busy hence hes not encouraging the chats with you with the excuse of being busy. What do i know
DeleteAll the guys that added me weren't my spec,all mgbeke looking guys😰
DeleteQuick question,when should you start dating someone you met on singles mingles, a week later or two weeks or three weeks? Pls ans o
ReplyDeleteFollow your heart but take your brain with you too.
DeleteThere was this guy that came down from Lagos to my town. His name starts with "K", tall and fine. We met during the 2016 S&M and we say Jan 2017. When he alighted from the bus, the first thing he did was to start looking for where to pee. He said he held it all through the 3 hours trip.
ReplyDeleteAfter we spoke that day, (I can't even remember what we talked about) but he seems like a guy that can tour the 36 states to meet ladies he met on S&M. I think I told him that I don't travel neither do I belive in leg openings.
Then he ghosted me for whatsoever reason after he got back to Lagos. I ddnt even notice at first but he stopped replying my chat, even where I asked if he got back to his base safely.
K, if you're seeing this, I want you to tell me why you did what you did. It's not as if I told you that I was boyfriend less or desperate. I saw you as a friend but you really fucked up.
Y won't I ghost you when you have both body and mouth odour.
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteYou guyz should bring it on
Poster note.
DeleteAnon 14:57 isn't the guy o. It is just a goat fooling around
Anon 14:57, I put it to you that you're not K. You just want to shine under my commen, since mouth and body odour are the syndromes reigning of recent.
DeleteGod is still in charge. Hold the fort don't give up just yet
ReplyDeleteOya o, time Don reach o
ReplyDeleteNa here i go sleep today..
ReplyDeleteSome will add you and not even chat you up. They will be waiting for you to say hi first. I like a man taking the lead o. Some are not really my taste. I will soon start deleting them sef. The kind of guys I like didn't even add me up
ReplyDeleteMajority of the ladies that dropped bbm pin don't even check their bbm at all.
DeleteYou'll send a request and that will be the end.
Those that will accept will be forming "I don't know how to chat" oya drop number let's talk over the phone, who sai...
If you ain't cut out for something, why sign up for it?
True very very annoying from both females and males.
DeleteHe was calling me wifey, etc. Wanted my parent's phone number. All under 3 weeks and upon say we never even meet.
ReplyDeleteOne chance na em that one be.
DeleteKwakwakwakwakwa. Don't fall for that girlie
DeleteI had a male friends picture on my DP hailing him on his wedding when a girl i added cos i needed a friend to hang out with in Abuja. She added me sharPly and i was sincer enough to tell her i am a lady but i just needed a friend. She didnt believe at first thinking i am a guy when she eventually confirmed i was a lady after i called her she deleted me.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...no time.
DeleteMeet a lady couple of months ago who happens to be the HR person of a transport company. She ask what I do for a living which I told her the truth that I was job hunting then. It was so heartbreaking that she went ghost on me immediately, she stop responding to my messages. This was someone I told about my qualifications, ambition and vision.
ReplyDeleteFew weeks after, I got a job offer of 215k per month for a start. Not that I was a broker ass before the job offer came. I own one of the biggest pig farm in Ijebu Ode.
Ikorodu queen,how market? Hope you don meet mr ready made.
Bro you own a farm why didn't you tell her that's what you were doing for a living? What's the lie all about??? Abeg wear your fvck up like a coat!
DeleteSmh for you people.
DeleteWhat stopped you from telling her you own a farm? Are you guys for real?
Mtchewwwwww
I didn't lie to her. I was searching for a job then. Resigned my previous appointment few weeks before we connected. I was still searching for a job. I mentioned to her that I have a side hustle also.
DeleteAnd make sure you button the motherfucker up real tight? @coat.
DeleteBros leave am ,unto the next abeg
DeleteSo the lady would have befriended or married a pig farm?
DeleteGreed go kill una, all of una!
One very old man added me last year omg i sent his pic to my friend and told her what did i do to deserve this. He said he is divorced and works in gov yinmu. He is in benin i think his name was eric.
ReplyDeleteLol......😁😁😁😁
DeleteLmaoooooo na epa be dat oh!!!! Eric alias Benedict alias Don Tonero alias Guv'nor.
DeleteI carry igidigba salute e'pa salute you sah!!
Domo Sir.
Lmaoooo9oooooooooo.. The he goat is still prowling.
Deletelol. epa Don show again
DeleteThat is Epa the Benin sick old man. he is still roaming the blog after swearing not to visit again according to one anon.
DeleteHe has changed his name to Bright Im...
Beware ladies!
Benin grandpa again
DeleteI'm just coming from his Facebook page now. He has removed his pictures from there. Only his family members are there. On the profile pix he put a lady's picture. Hahahahhaha
LMAO
DeleteHaahahahahaahahahahahAhahahahahaha.Make wuna kuku kee me 4 dix blog abeg
DeleteAh he is not divorced oh.
DeleteHe has a wife.
He's just looking for any ponyor for his rickety dick to collapse in.
La ohr, if he contacts any of you,please commot bata and flee, I say flee, before some ones great grandfather dies on top of you in the name of sexing.
If it is money you are looking for, one shingbai he does not have. One person said he managed to send her #200 naira recharge card. That must have been after 10 rounds of sex chat.
I have said my own. *continues plucking cashew fruit.
You people are laughing; diz thing pain me die o. Imagine spending 4 solid days chatting with someone thinking dem be human being till you see der pix and know say your village people af folliwed you enter snm. Who did i offend sef, i don taya abeg!
DeleteLmao! Epa again ooo
DeleteTHats why I don't waste time in asking for pictures,truth is there's no good looking man on snm☹️
Deletelmao epa la wu wo
DeleteA lady from Osun state contacted me sometime last year.
ReplyDeleteI checked up on her...looking beautiful and churchy and kinda newly married.
I was in Abuja then. She was willing to pay for my transport and 3 days in a hotel but she said the distance was much.
We had sex chat and lady got turned on...she wouldn't reply messages neither will she return calls.
She said her husband was cool and all but she wanted to try something new and I was willing to be discreet about it. Mrs Om...Za...I still got ur back u know...
Awwwwwww
DeletePls dont wash her dirty linen
Kiss and tell phool
DeleteA man added me, I was nice to him, only for him to tell me his a bike man in benue. All I could think of was herds men. I told him am not interested that’s how I got the abuse of my life. I just blocked him in peace.
ReplyDeleteHahaha the herdsmen part got me laughing.
DeleteLols
DeleteLMAO
DeleteHerdsmen got me rolling.
Chain...Sdk BVs
So the man abused you. Lol😁😁
DeleteLmao! Chai
DeleteLol...@herdsmen cracked me up
DeleteI stopped adding Benin Men.
ReplyDeleteInfact just to be on the safe side, anyone from Edo state.
It's like there is something in the water they drink.
The two that spurred my decision were one Benin guy Eric alias epa or Benedict and one other dude.
I deleted him while he was chatting.
I was so totally, completely creeped out by him. The true definition of creepy.
The second one, immediately I saw his pic on his dp, I wanted to delete. Very very off looking. And this is me who NEVER judges on appearance o, because that's shallow yeah?. I said at least let see if I can have a convo .
Na der wahala start.
Dude is EVERY shade of weird.
Every.
If that is not enough, guy is always complaining 'I'm broke','rent', this issue that issue.
Then the conversation was always about what he was going through, his myopic thoughts, his views, Mr know it all. Condemn this, condemn that. We could have a chat with him doing 99 percent of the chatting. I'm not kidding. The only thing he needed was for me to say 'ok' 'yes'. Etc. Asked me to take him out to the movies. I didn't have a problem with that, but I was wondering, if you're so boring online, then offline won't it even be worse??? One time he started getting over familiar and said he was horny!!!! Disgusting.com!!! Ewwwwwwwwww, looking like a greasy walgecko. Gosh so irritating!!! Mehnnnnnn
I deleted oh sharperly.
I think this is something general with Benin guys though, quite ungood looking and your characters are generally the same.
And oh I studied in Benin, so I'm not even basing this on these two clowns.
I met one wonderful yoruba lady here from February edition,very nice woman. I don't know what went wrong I couldn't get her again on bbm since February, I hope she's ok sha,she's married,and I really love to reconnect back with her, I use to call her omalicha,in case you see this ma, kindly mail me
ReplyDeleteIf you are a man, please leave the married woman alone to concentrate on her family.
Delete@omalicha, I removed her pin. Lol
DeleteStay away from married women. Mbok
Thanks for the comments yesterday on IHN. I just met him from saturday's snm. It was so funny we clicked immediately. Tho he wasn't the first add but he found a way to win my heart. He still doesn't know about it cos I kept it away. As a matter of fact,we are still chatting till this moment. He doesn't have any idea of whatsoever. I like him a lot cos he seems calm,funny and cool but I'm so scared. Those words means a lot like it was so romantic and deep,telling her he would always be there always and ending it with I love you. This was middle last year. I am scared cos I have been hurt from my first snm and it took time to get over it. I don't know how I could ask him since we never exchanged handles.
ReplyDeleteLove with ur head o. No go do pass urself. Dey observe am for now but Pls, keep ur windows open
Delete...and your legs closed.
DeleteMost ladies that I added and vice versa ended up asking for money within 3 weeks of intense chatting. Rent, broke, family issues, job issues.. I stopped participating.Distance played a major role as well. Sha I still wish others best of luck
ReplyDeleteI met one human .
ReplyDeleteWhen he saw my picture on my dp, he said he didn't believe it was me.
That I should write my name and snap with it to prove I am the one. ..
All these happening under a 2 minute chat.
I just blocked the uncle ... I kukuma no have strength drama.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
DeleteHe must be MMM representative 😂😂😂😂😂
DeleteI had so many adds. All the guys that added me are so cute as in very handsome niggas,over fine and sexy is worrying them sef but I'm liking just one. He's funny,nice,patient n caring. He's the only one that takes my Bullshits. Can't wait to be your baby and have your babies. I can't wait to feel your lips n have me under your body whilst I ' give it to me baby'. I imagine just you n I having the craziest time together baby. Pls don't ever try to break my heart cos I have chases others away and build my world with yours. I love u my delta king. xoxo
ReplyDeleteJust last week SnM????
DeleteLast week wey you dey decorate king????
Last week????
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
You go dey alright last last. Afi "chases"
DeleteKwakwakwakwakwakwakwa. O chim. Lover girl, LMFAO
Delete🙆🏻🙆🏻🏃🏃🏃
DeleteThe King na yahoo guy
DeleteStella, do you plan on doing a S&M for the diaspora, so those in the abroad who are looking for love can connect? I likely will never participate, but the idea just popped up that maybe the S&M should have different editions, for UK, USA, Canada. Maybe this has already been done then ignore.
ReplyDeleteAnon 18:28.
ReplyDeleteDelta king? does he in anyway stay abroad? his English name starts with "P" and his Bbm name start with "D"? please help out a sister so I can take a step back, please I beg of you !
Uhmmm, let the comments roll in,
ReplyDeleteAre you Ayo Ishola from Ibadan? That lives in the outskirts of Ibadan?
DeletePls reply
DeleteWhat is the meaning of ikwakwakwakwa? Is that some sort of laughter? Disgusting ‘much’. Why not just write LoL?
ReplyDeleteIs it your ikwakwakwakwa? Mr/Madam disguster!
DeleteHonestly, very local laughter.
DeleteOut of all that added me, it's only one person that cuts it for me. He is not exactly my specs but he is still manageable. But I am scared he may just be forming for me .He may have someone and just be pretending.We haven't talked about dating o. I like chatting with him than talking on phone with him. And I am also scared that I may not like his person when I meet him.
ReplyDeleteI am done with s and m.
ReplyDelete