Last week I talked about how my friend that pur to bed recently and that made me remember my own experience.
When I was about to have my twins I was booked for a Caesarean section so before I came to the hospital I tried to shave, I couldn't do much because the tummy block road so I no see well.
Before I was willed to the theater a nurse came to shave me, as they were preparing me the head nurse came and she started complaining that I wasn't properly shaved and she left. I thought matter don end for there.
She came back with a young doctor, showed him my privates and started again
NURSE : Doc see what Nurse XYZ shaved, that's how MD will see it and start complaining.
For my mind, I was like na my private this woman hawk like this, for this young doctor wey never marry, is ok. The doctor i felt was uncomfortable he just nodded and left. The normal me would have reacted. But when you are going for an operation that is not the time to commit sin, so I just held myself.
My hubby was close by, I looked at his face to see his expression, bros just blank. Everything no be shout, if it was easy he would have done it himself.
Na so head nurse begin dey shave me dey rant. I was asking myself shey na cow this woman dey skin abi wetin.
I had to wait for about 6 hours for the MD to perform the operation and the whole time I was a good girl. My husband did some things that annoyed me but I blanked. Me that used to get irritated easily and blame it on pregnancy hormones, but during the wait the hormones respected themselves.
I just wanted to be without sin you know just in case.
After the operation I forgot all the things I said I was going to tell the nurse and my husband, I was overwhelmed with my babies and grateful to God for life.
*I dont even understand what the shaving is for...they dont get to the hairy part na..lol
😂😂😂when you are going for operation is not time to commit sin
ReplyDeleteWhen in labour,ask for forgiveness. Send text to those you offended sharp sharp.... Lol
Delete"The willed (sic) you to the theater?"
DeleteSo you wrote your WILL before going into the theater?
While they were WHEELING you in, did you cry?
Stella dey ask why them dey shave?
Same reason why as a journalist, you write your source of news if you must copy.
Otherwise . . .
Well the doctors are trying to prevent the wound from ever being infected; a lot of
microbes are in those tuft of hair. And a little piece of hair inside the wound will be
interpreted by the body as "foreign matter" and it will accumulate pus (the body's defense
system succumbing while fighting it.)
The way they shave in the hospital ehn!!! Like say them dey skin cow.
ReplyDeleteI took my time to shave wella. It wasn't easy but I had to. As Toto dey worwor during pregnancy,I go too shame if person spend time dey look am with sane mind.
LMAOO
Delete😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
DeleteNow you are a clown!
I usually shave myself or hubby does during pregnancy.
Reading your series is always a delight.
You write beautifully and your narrative are easy and humorous!
Very hahahhahahahahah
ReplyDeleteLOL u for tell oga to help u shave nah or u for use mirror
ReplyDeleteYour hubby would have shaved you at home na to avoid all this embarrassment. That's how i go about mine during such periods.
ReplyDelete...I don't even remember when they shave me but I always wake up without hair down there during op😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteYour hubby would have shaved you at home to avoid any kind of embarrassment
ReplyDeleteThe lady that called the young doctor to come and see your abunga before shaving it not a professional nurse. Believe me she's either an auxiliary nurse or chew. They're the ones that report everything to dokita before doing their work.
ReplyDeleteSdk shaving is done before surgery to prevent the patient coming into the theatre with microorganism that might contaminate the operating room or infect the post op wound. you know some women are very dirty. They can stay years without shaving that temple. And you know human hair either on the temple or armpit harbours a lot of microorganisms if they're not well washed and shaved.
Oh....now I know
DeleteThank you for explaining why.
DeleteNot just that. The main reason of shaving is to avoid foreign body like Hair getting into the site of incision as this will lead to poor wound healing or even wound breakdown. And of course the mon pubis (the part where Hair grow) is close to the site of c/s incision.
Delete13:21 Thank you for saving me strength to type.
Delete"Sdk shaving is done before surgery to prevent the patient coming into the theatre with microorganism that might contaminate the operating room" lollll.
Seriously????
"you know some women are very dirty."
It's hard to believe you are educated much less a STUDENT studying nursing. You can make your point without denigrating your gender and yourself. Trust me.
Oh,I don't SHAVE,does that mean I'm dirty??? Suegbe.
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteIya ibeji, kuku kill me
Why do they shave, when they won't operate down low??
Will like to know.
Lol. Doctors them eye dey see something sha. The good, the bad and ugly
ReplyDeleteShaving is compulsory even If it's vaginal delivery when I asked I was told the hair can injure the baby Abi give am mark. Just thinking of my next delivery journey chaiiiii that pushing and episotomy be giving m goose bumps. It will pass!
ReplyDeleteNa the episiotomy and the clean up dey even pain pass the main delivery.
DeleteYou can say that again. Ideally they should give something for the pain but some doctors will be saying if you can bear delivery pain the stitches shouldn't be painful. During my own I shouted oh my inlaw quickly apologised and gave me injection. This next one na epidural I won't even form Hebrew woman I'm a proper Nigerian!
DeleteKai... This woman made me laugh, its not time to commit sin. Madam shey sin get timetable nii
ReplyDeleteIya Ibeji.... You are very funny. After delivery, sin is allowed abi?
ReplyDeleteWhen I got to 35 weeks I asked hubby to shave me every week abeg. We are strictly warned during antenatal not to carry Bush to delivery room. I no kuku get strength for nurses bad mouth abeg.
ReplyDeleteDoctor looking at vagina good nah, the one they 'finger' person wife for hin presence nko, in the name of checking dilation! Twice! I just lock up, make I no shoot person!
ReplyDeleteLmao. Pele
DeleteAwwwn kpele. Just see it as a robot doing his duty, you hear?
DeleteI hope your 1 bundle is pure Swiss lace o, not that ankara that turns to newspaper when dey wash it once *side eyes
You dont need razor just rub shaving cream and wash it off... I dont shave my pussy because I feel too expose with the hair, my man dont complain
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. I went for HSG on Tuesday,the way they opened my body and were dissecting was so humiliating. Its a teaching hospital so there were students, after opening me the Dr was showing them my uterus with my legs wide open. Different people kept coming in and all the while my lower body was exposed. Thank God for the nurse with me,she was heaven sent o. She calmed me and allowed me hold unto her throughout the painful procedure. At a time I started crying not because of the pain but I felt so humiliated and embarrassed,the nurse, the doctor and one male radiologist pet and calmed me. So grateful for them. Sorry,I know its not related to the post
ReplyDeleteoh dear.
Deletejust hold on, it will surely end in praise soonest.
kisses and hugs.
Accurate time keeper for when to commit sin, I hail o! Lol. Even when pregnancy no dey involved sef, some people snail-arena don turn to jungle and forest. Doctors and nurses eye dey see something. Choi!
ReplyDeleteHow will someone not shave pussycat, it smells with the hair Naa, because the hair will harbor secretions. Even when you wash it the water won't dry off in time, yuck makes me feel so uncomfortable
ReplyDeleteKpele, am so certain that big whatever is not a Nurse,
ReplyDeleteThey used to shave before, but I don't think they do shaving anymore here in North America. Maybe in extreme cases where women come in looking like the Amazon jungle they will trim down, but no bald shave.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I shiver anytime I read or watch delivery process.
ReplyDeleteYou can even watch? Me ordnairy to watch somebody give another person injection on TV, I wii just close my eye. Hian!
DeleteYou can even watch? Me ordnairy to watch somebody give another person injection on TV, I wii just close my eye. Hian!
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