THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Hmmmmmm....................No be today Nyansh face back at all....

Wer hatte das gedacht?

BIRTHDAY GAL NGOZI COVERS IHN

Today is Ngozi's birthday and this to wish her a very good day with lots of Blessings from God...have a fun day babe.....

Happy Birthday to you...

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MR OLA

I am looking for my Friend Mr Ola..........Mr Ola is the kind of person who impacts you with so much positive energy that when they go away,it feels like the Sun travelled...I have missed so many calls from you that i dont know what else to do........

Please forgive me and call when or if you read this........I love you sir!.

What else?Leave amebo to know who Mr Ola is and have a nice day *tongue click*

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MEMO TO BV WHO STOLE PEPPER AND PURE WATER.

Please the BV who say she stole pepper and pure water should please mail me as a BV contact me and wants to pay for what she stole.
I am also willing to help out with m widows mite.

Please do not be ashamed,i will not reveal your identity and will collect the money from the other BV on your behalf OK?

Just me

SDK




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MRS DEES CORNER
 YOUR BODY TYPE

Some people are yet to come to grips with their bodies and the way it works.  They are often left wondering why they experience difficulty gaining weight, while some wonder why they hardly shed weight even with  strict adherence to  weight loss guides and some have it so easy shedding and gaining weight. 


The lack of knowledge about our body types have left so many depressed, unhappy and less confident in their own skin.  This little research which I carried out will give you an insight into your type of body and why it works the way it does.

There are basically three body types; Ectomorph, Mesomorph and Endomorph and though it is very possible to fall in between categories,  one body type will still be predominant.  


The Ectomorph : This type of body are on the skinny or lanky side.  The men hardly pack on muscles, no matter the number of hours they sacrifice in the gym while the women still look slim no matter the amount of food consumed. They even experience difficulty eating. They are the set of people who do not like food, they only eat food because they need to be alive and healthy, they hardly  crave food and rarely indulge in binge  eating. If you are married to a man who is an ectomorph, the saying that "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" will not work. lol. 



The Mesomorph: These are the people who are genetically blessed with what can be termed the perfect body. The male easily builds up muscles and the female has a body to die (figure eight kinda things).  Unlike other body types, they can easily gain weight and also lose it with very little effort. They are  born athletes and maintain a good Body Mass Index (BMI) without trying so hard. 


The Endomorph: This body type from an early stage struggle with weight gain and difficulty in weight loss.  The female are soft and well rounded while the male are also on the round side but with regular work outs may take after a mesomorph. This type of body enjoys eating food a lot. In fact, they may use eating as a form of stress reliever. No matter the diet they are placed on, exercise they carry out, they realise it's not yielding the desired result as fast as they thought it would. But worthy to note is that endomorphs have good tolerance for pain. 


In cases of starvation and lack of food,  they are the most likely to survive because of the stored fats in their bodies.  One disadvantage though is their excess weight will make them prone to certain health challenges. 

 It's also worthy to note that no body type is ingrained in stone, with regular exercise, the endomorph can become a mesomorph, while the mesomorph who is not disciplined in eating can become an endomorph.  The only difference is while the mesomorph can easily lose the excess weight,  the endomorph gains weight easily but experiences difficulty in shedding the weight.  Even the ectomorph Is not spared, with advancement in age,  the fast digestive metabolism that makes the body look trim slows down and the skinny ectomorph may appear to be a mesomorph as they get older. 



Hmmmm i could not place my body type with this cos my body weight varies....sometimes i look like i need food and sometimes i look like i been eating too much...maybe its in my eyes but my dear i dont agree with this your body types,i think there are more.....otherwise where do i fall into these three?


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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION


After we got married, I found out that MIL had snatched FIL who was a married man with wife and kids before having hubby, BIL and SIL. I also thought MIL and FIL we’re together because they posed a united front during the trad wedding. I discovered after that he just upped and left her one random day after the last of the kids entered university. This discovery leaves me with different fears, concerns and emotions. I love hubby but definitely wouldn’t have gone into a relationship with him if I knew all this beforehand talk less of marriage. I don’t know if hubby has any of his parents’ traits hidden somewhere.


 We live overseas so I never got to see them but I spoke to them on the phone a lot while we dated. Even MIL used say things like “daddy has gone to bed now or I would pass the phone to him”. Later I started wondering if they were trying to get back together during those times or if she was just putting up a front for me. She’s also the materialistic type who would turn cold to you if she’s not getting things or getting her way. Everybody is stingy, tight fisted or selfi. She’s even called FIL “tight-fisted” in my presence before. 



Once during omugwo in our home, she boasted that she’s travelled all over the world because she used to fly everywhere with FIL before he lost his high profile job. He later started his personal business and now has couple of offices but got stingy and tight-fisted because he now runs a personal office business. In my head, I just imagined the poor wife and kids he would have left at home while flying all over the world with another woman who eventually married and started having children for him.



 My own father used to travel and enjoy all over too while leaving my mum with us at home so it silently irritated me to hear her boast like that. Only thing is my dad always cane back home and eventually got tired and settled at home. 


MIL’s materialistic ways and home wrecking history concerns me, also hubby’s possible inherited traits from FIL scares me. I just wish I never had all these to worry about. Maybe other ladies declined marrying hubby due to his parents’ history and characters and so they put on a front for the next lady to avoid him losing again. I felt I shouldn’t judge hubby by what his parents did before he was born but I can’t lie, it is a constant worry. 


I also cover the children with the blood of Jesus. Anybody that had sinned will carry the consequences alone, not me and my offspring IJN. Because I never destroyed anyone’s home, neither did my mother. I can’t tell anybody around me so I’m just unburdening my heart here and I’ve asked God for protection of family and peace of mind. you also might learn from this. If it unsettles you right now, please don’t go into it. Peace of mind is very important.


My dear face your marriage!!!....how does all these concern you na?you see eh,if everyone was to do investigations before getting married,no one will marry oh..I am married to a very very stubborn man and it runs in his family..proud and stubborn...I didnt know all these as well and i keep saying if i had known and he also tell me that i am too stubborn..lol

Everyone has something...please enjoy your Marriage and let those who should worry,worry!!

Just prepare your mind for whatever you thin has been inherited



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FROM MY INBOX


So Sad My Family And I Has Been Thru Alot.11th June 2016 My Mum
Died.It Was A Clear Assassination....Mums(police Officer) Was Cajoled By
A Close Friend Who Visited Home 2 Go Wit Her 2 D Market. Mrs H(close
Frnd) Told Mum To Stay Outside D Market Claiming She Was Pressed.In Less
Than 10mins A Gunshot Was Heard Everybody Flee 4 Safety. 

After Awhile Pple Gathered,To See Wat Had Happened A Woman Was Shot Dead.My Cousin Who Was In The Market Then, She Also Tried If She May Know D Lady Den She Saw Her Aunt(my Mum)Lifeless Body. She Called Home We Went Nd Took Her Body Away,Burial etc.Investigation Was Carried Out The Murderer

Was From A Police Parole Van A Recruit 4 That Matter Who Later Confessed
Who Sent Him.He Was Arrested Ran Out Of Cell Twice Mrs H Fled. Naija
Police!!!

It Hasn't Bin Easy Bcuz Am In School Mum Was D Breadwinner Of D Family, I
Suffered Depression 4 6months Ryt Now I Am Afraid Of Making Frnds Am
Always Alone.I Can't Start My Project Bcus It Is So Well. I Believe As
Long As Deris Life Deris Hope.Will Not Give Up


*Na wah!!!!!...looks like a movie script....Why do people get away with committing crimes like this in Nigeria?that is if this narrative is true oh...



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ALMOST SOMEONES MAGA


Hello Stella

I really enjoy reading your blog especially LRD and CHRONICLES. Please i would like you to post this story on your blog.

 Recently i read a story here about ladies also giving to men but what of cases where some men are the ones taking ladies as a fool. It seems once a lady is independent some guys sees it as having pride or an opportunity to use the lady.

I met a guy online we were chatting i was really plain with this guy and i felt he was plain to me too. we started dating but we haven't met because he his not close by. i knew he will b chatting with other ladies too but i didn't have a problem with that since relationship nowadays is about competition. I am the type of girl that dn't know how to ask, if you give me fine, if u dn't i am cool. so i didn't bother this guy with any request moreover it is online we haven't even met. 


  He started with a story that he his owing someone money in Nigeria that i should give him the money. i felt that was not cool but i told him i can't give him all i can only borrow him part of the money which i did but i felt stupid after that because there was this lady i felt he was closer to and it was her birthday. My mind told me probably the money was for her i told him to send the acct he wants me to send the money to and it happens to be her acct details.


 I confronted him he denied that the money was not for  her that he only used her acct details because the money was not complete yet and he trust that the lady will not spend the money. The mumu part of me believed the story but the part of me that was alright concluded that, that would be the last transaction between us until we see since my mind was not clear about giving him money but i was still giving the guy suspect card.



 Not long after that another story came up that his mom was sick and he needs funds, bros never pay for the first money he borrowed o. The mumu part of me was like the story could be true and maybe all of this could be a test the JAPA part of me started wondering if the sickness story was even true probably it could be a scam. i had to set up a breakup story too because we haven't seen and there is all this headache, what if we meet? sometimes i wonder if that was the right thing to do.


 Although we still chat and he still tells me about his moms sickness but i do press ignore button i cannot come and be another persons MAGA. 



This thing is both ways oh,Ladies are also guilty of this...



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    A STORY ABOUT  FRIENDSHIP                                         

 "Lolade,thank you for all that you're to me.." Gladys said softly to her friend..
'You're welcome";Lolade replied and smiled..
They hugged each other warmly with tears rolling down their faces..
Lolade and Gladys were visiting that year again..

Year 2008;year of the whirlmill of the gods; a phase when Gladys almost crossed over to the greater beyond..
Spouse and loved ones deserted her like a leech..Her sanity was questioned;she almost lost it all in a fraction of seconds.

The centre could no longer hold; and just when she thought She had experienced living hell; She waited patiently for death to come..
A flicker of hope beamed her way; her childhood friend;Lolade who resides in Ireland came across her profile on Social Media 

She made one or two enquiries about Gladys from another friend.
Lolade took it upon herself to locate Gladys 's home when She came visiting to Nigeria..

Her friend was a shadow of herself;poverty stricken And suffering from malnutrition.
Lolade knew from the moment She saw Gladys in that state;She would do everything within her means to ensure She gets back on her feet..
Eight months later;Gladys and Lolade took a visit to an urbane interior design studio which will serve as Gladys 's source of income albeit honing her skills as a top notch creative designer..

They took their seats in the office space;each sipping a chilled glass of 33 Export Lager beer amidst different thoughts on each mind..
Lolade was glad she could help her friend find her feets again...
Gladys was deeply grateful for the gift of true friendship...
                                                                                          
BY BV 




I don't understand this story..I know it talks about friendship but the details are not enough for me to conclude that it really is true.....
And i don't believe women stand up for each other like this anymore..too much jealousy,gossip,malice,strife and back biting going on these day.
Stories like this only exits in movies and novels..EOD.

Or is this a novel extract?Anyway until then.





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NANNY NEEDED IN PORT HARCOURT

Please , I need a nanny either male or female to stay with my dad in the hospital..He's in coma and my siblings and I are not around.
Please contact me ASAP 08167373302



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Rice Cookers for Sale


Emel 2.2 litres rice cooker in perfect working condition goes for 10k & open for small discount. Location is Oworo/Gbagada, Lagos. Contact 08034139103

Brand new Master Chef  Crown star 3Litres rice cooker for 9,500. Location Oworo/Gbagade, Lagos. Contact 08034139103

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HOUSE FOR RENT NEEDED IN OSHOGBO

I'm in need of 2 bed room flat in osogbo,my budget is between 100k-150k.pls i have no agent fee,and i want an area with light,thanks i can be reached on  080-668-71099.




Oshogbo in Osun state?You dont need more than 50k to rent a place there na...






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LIFE IN THE BARRACKS

CORPER LIFE

Anyone one who did national youth service and was posted to the  Barracks will relate to this story . Personnel use corpers as their ready made prey for s#x. 

Immediately they bring them to the barracks , the sharing process will begin. From the Oga at the top to the most junior officer even soldiers are not left out. Most of these corpers are always willing to be "chicks" to personnel because of the supposed "prestige" in dating an officer.

However, there is this young , fine-looking and single officer who turned corpers to s#x object within the Barracks. There was a particular batch that this man slept with almost all the girls except those who are supposedly decent( the S.U's and Alhaja's). He slept with them promising them marriage/serious relationship. 

If one corper leaves for their lodge another will arrive. Without exaggeration, at least 4 corpers will visit this Oga in a day. 


Everyday for the thief and one day for the owner. There is this fine girl whom we had been advising Oga to stay with ( he also liked the girl but wasn't ready to commit) she was in his house when another corper came in unannounced. That was when gbege burst.


 The fight this sad day was too much, before the arrivals of barracks soldiers the second corper has used a bottle on the girl she met . she was rushed to the hospital and the second girl was arrested. 
Oga also faced panel and he was protected so he faced minimal punishment but was sent to the North East where they were sure he won't see girls to roll with.



*Story,i heard na their them gbensh pass and do it codedly



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RE- THURSDAY CHRONICLES


 Hello Stella,
I read yesterday's chronicles..the one about a divorcee being afraid to marry a man born out of wedlock. There were a lot of comments saying the poster doesn't have a problem. This issue can be a big problem o! Well it depends on the man's mindset. Let me share my Story.


  I happen to have a child for a man born out of wedlock. Now our child was born out of wedlock. Not because of lack of love on both sides but just because this man has an absolute disregard for the family unit. His parents were never married. His mother has two kids for his father, both born out of wedlock. I think the mother got tired of this situation and left. He stayed with his father who later remarried. I don't really know about his mother as he does not speak of her. But he has a younger sister that their father has not spoken to in over twenty years. So many complicated details like that.


Now my own family is not perfect either but my parents have managed to stay together for over forty years. We are a close knit family. So naturally this doesn't sit well with me or my family...'This absolute disregard for family'
Just imagine having a child and no one in your family knows the man responsible. No one in his family knows about the child too. 


I see a lot of similarities between what happened to his parents and what is currently happening to us. I never fail to point this out but this Man is hell bent on repeating the mistakes of the past.


*It is people like you that encourage this kinda behaviour with these men..you knew all these and still became his baby mama?what were you expecting?




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WEDDING GOWN FOR SALE


It's a size 16 wedding gown at a giveaway price 35k. Interested persons should contact 09062151801. 
Location : Lagos 




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I just recently started a mini import business. I have unisex slip on sneakers and slippers for sale.
The sneakers is available in blue and grey. Only size 39 and 42 remaining N5000
The slippers is available in black and nude. Only sizes 38 and 39 remaining for N4000

Below are the pictures, anybody interested should call or whatsapp me on 0808841932.




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