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A CHRONICLE TO WARN WOMEN

Dear Stella,
 Women choose your friends wisely...

 So this friend of mine (Antonia) got married sometime back to a fine
 chap (Ben)who was introduced to her during a Christmas carol in church
 by another lady friend (Tomi).

 Now Tomi and Ben were good friends and at some point they slept with
 each other. Ben wasn't exactly sure if he wanted to settle down with
 Tomi because she wasn't from a well to do background. Tomi would tell
 me how amazing Ben was in bed and his really huge 'down below'. She
couldn't get enough of him but was too shy to throw caution to the
 wind.

A few months later, she introduced Antonia casually to Ben. It
 turned out that Antonia's parents were both Engineers and had 'mad
 money'. Ben also studied Engineering which made Antonia's dad pick an
 interest in Ben and liked him for his daughter.

 Fast forward to wedding prep when we all hung out together, had too
 much to drink and ended up in Ben's house. At about 3am, i woke up
 with a terrible back pain and went looking for water to take aspirin. I
 was still feeling fuzzy but just managed to get downstairs, that was
 when i saw Ben drilling the life out of Tomi! 

This was like real life p#rn!...I wasn't sure how long i stood there but they didn't even notice my presence and with what i saw that night, i had doubts it would
 ever stop!...

 Wedding happened...Tomi was on the bridal train...At the after-party,
 Ben and Tomi still had it in the car while Aunty Antonia was busy
 chatting with her family and friends...

 When i sat her down to talk sense into her, she barked at me saying '
 did i introduce Ben to Tonia so she could steal him away'?...Tor! I
 wasn't sure of what to say again. Tomi had her mind made up and was
 clearly aware Ben did not marry her because she was not from a wealthy
 home.

 Antonia then cut all ties with Tomi and claimed she wanted to keep 'married
 ladies' as friends since like minds breed positivity!...This one alone
 made Tomi intensify her parole with Ben saying ' at least we are no
 longer friends'!.

I was on call one day when Antonia called me raving in the
 background...she came over to the hospital narrating how Ben stormed
 out of the house because she refused him Anal...I asked if they have
 ever tried it and she said 'GOD FORBID'...I knew where this was all
 coming from.

 I advised her but she offered other alternatives, she adamantly said ' if he
 cannot make love without being an animal, that's his problem'!...I
 jokingly said ' if you don't attend to his needs, someone else
 would!'.. she smirked and left.

 I drove down to Tomi's house and met Ben's car parked. She came to sit
 with me in my car and i asked how she was holding him down...she said
 i m just being me!... i jokingly asked ' how extreme are his
 demands?...while laughing her head off she said everything
 normal!...Does he poke the back door?...She laughed even more and said
 'with that size?Never!'...

 Ben just needed a reason to pick a fight and stay out for a few
 days...if only Antonia tried to be more observant, I'm certain all
 these would not be an issue. I hate to sound like a saint but the few
 times i have s#xed Antonia, she did not exactly give me reasons to
 anticipate another day but since she had been coming to me with
 complaints about Ben, i have been getting vibes she wants me.

 Tomi on the other hand is everything s#xual, the few times i had been
 with her, i ended up with a back pain!...yes! I was with her earlier
 that day before the hang out for the wedding preparation!...

I am tired of their issues and honestly think Ben should just marry them both or what do you guys advice?

*HUH;I don't know if i didn't read this well but you are also chewing both Antonia and Tomi?Oh my goodness!!!...Its like you are the Friend one should be careful of?let me read this again!