TUESDAY IHN

Hey ......Beautiful day to you and yours!!!--#Cookiesandcream

KIKE COVERS IHN

Hi Stella


Good afternoon, its Kike again lol, I will like the be the face of in house news today, as I fine small this week *shines teeth* have a great day, we love you!!

Fine babe geh.....salute ''we'' oh,una love is doing me somehow somehow..LOL




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SPOILT CHURCH GEH



Dear SDK and BVs,

I don't even know where this should be placed. I guess I just want to spill to someone in an anonymous mode how happy I am.

So I am the typical good girl, no boyfriend before my husband and we didn't even have sex before marriage. We have been married for some years now, with children.

My issues started when I wanted more, you know, more money especially, because I wanted the life of luxury and my husband can't afford that yet. I have been helping out too but I couldn't still afford the vacations et al. 

So I started craving for a rich man, judge me not, but yeah.... I didn't want any man, it had to be a much richer man, better if he is married and all. And you know how it is in naija, nothing goes for nothing, so I was willing to exchange kpekus for luxury.

I met him 3months ago, fine young man, married and stupidly rich, just what I needed. He is not willing to leave his family, perfect, Becos I am also not willing to leave my family. So we are having our illicit affair happily, he is providing me with all I have ever dreamed of and yet no one has to know. None of my friends know, I have learnt to hide these little bad girl secrets of mine, my husband will swear with his life that I am faithful. So all is settled. 

Funny thing is, I didn't even know my husband's sex game was not top notch until I met my little secret....he gives me multiple orgasms like I never experienced. 

I am so happy and my bank account is also happy.

The problem with church girls like me is that when we spoil, we spoil to the very end. I don't even feel bad at all, only that I can't share my happiness with my friends and family. This little secret stays with me, forever.

I feel too blessed and decided to share.




Before i say anything how much do you even have in your account?You can cheat if you want to and one would look for excuses for you but this one you are doing isnt cheating,you are a HO!!!!---asawo kobo kobo.




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POSITIVE TO HIV/AIDS


Tested positive! Suicide is the only way out!!! Can't continue living with drugs for the rest of my life!!!! I'm not a medicine person and just the thought of drugs nauseated me like mad.Few days to enjoy then I'm good to  go.....




*If you are still alive,please go and get help......You can live with this thing please.





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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION


Help me people... my neighbor has stop talking to me. She actually avoids any conversation with me. Okay! I actually suggested her husband was cheating on her, LoL!! I insisted and try to make her believe that he is because the signs were clear. 


She said they had a tenant that has refused packing out and has said they had no right to chase her out because the law allows her at least 3months to leave a house if you aren't staying again,she also said prior to that time this particular tenant who happens to be a lady stopped paying the service charge on the ground that she hasn't been paid in her work place. 


Tell me who does all these if the man in the equation hasn't crossed his boundary. She said the husband shows her from his phone all the messages and interactions on his phone indeed!! I told her the man must have deleted some of the messages. Okay I was a bit hard that day because I hate cheating men but that was the last conversation from her I was just stating the fact oh!! 


Abeg oh!! Ruth that dies with her husband dont be angry!!



hehehehe you be real amebo,why you go yarn am that kind thing na....
Oh so she always says ''we die here'' as concerns her hubby?And then you told her hes cheating?lol.....women whala sef!!





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PINKYS SIDE TALK

A LETTER FROM THE BATTLE FIELD


Like a lately recruited young warrior dropped into a typical jungle by a war plane without a clear perception of what he is likely to face, I was born into this world of in scrutability. I never knew it differs from my initial milieu where thoughts and actions were as white as snow. I had an illusion that this world of shift would follow suit like the abode of the Creator I came from, only to realize the whiteness here is meant to deceive.


 Leaving me to tremor due to the fear of the unknown after realizing my new abode is nothing short of a white-sepulcher.My tender reminiscence recalled my 48 weeks of sojourn in my mother’s womb .I zoomed in thought back
to how curious I was to arrive into this world. 


I recalled that girl: she was also a womb mate like me back then. Though, not in the same womb but our pregnant mothers were friends. Then, this age mate foetus always warn me against the odds in our anticipated journey to life
but, being a male, I felt I should be in control, I snubbed her fore-warnings and counsels thinking her femininity has earned her an automatic talent of verbosity. Sometimes, I became frustrated that I say things such as “hold your side and learn to talk less because an empty vessel makes the loudest noise” or

“who are you to advise me?”

I discovered my partner in the womb submitted to me and started watching her tongue which I once described as “inexperience but garrulous one”. I became more relax and at liberty from unnecessary arguments in the womb as I hope to challenge her for all she had done after our arrival into this world safely. 


Dejectedly, I arrived at this world to realize my womb partner was born dead. I felt bad and distressed by this. However, the pain gets eroded when I met Asake: I was 5 days older than Asake but we were born in the same maternity. There was this difference between me and her. Apart from the fact that she was a girl, her mother died immediately after her birth.Without being told, I realized that “qui desiderate pacem praetes bellum” (he who wants peace must be ready for war). I became scared at the knowledge of the fact that I’ve concurred to leave my abode of peace and perfection for a battle field.


A battle field where gun is not needed to win and arrow cannot make a hero. I realized my new environment harbours evil in the same place where goodwill exists while the honest man does not walk freely but to sneak in fear of the majestically mobile dishonest ones.


Then in a trance, I could remember the words of my late womb mate and tears rolled down my cheeks consenting to her words I once snubbed, as it dawned on me that even being calm is not a ticket against being harmed or doing harm. I started meeting different people in my ups and downs in the new environment which I tag “a battle field”. They make different impacts which I can never forget while some sad encounters made me wish I had never come for this war. One of those strange occurrences was realizing one’s worse enemy could lie very close in a friend’s skin while your true friend you can never pledge you know.


This I seek to share in my next article titled

“between a false friend and a true enemy”.

Dear mother, if you could ever lay your hands on this letter, pray that I do not get battered away in the battle of life. Father, bless me that the courage to face the contest and be honest do not vanish into the thin air. Friends, if you could set your eyes on this piece, wish me the best that my body shall not lie comatose unfulfilled. Colleagues, if someone could tell you of my travail in the battle field, take the pain of waking in the dark night to light a candle.


This battle field is meant for people with mission, winning this battle is impossible without a vision. I can see the appellations of honourable champions written brazenly on the wall of eminence. I can’t afford to give up or make no impact. My mission is not to impress people or achieve unnecessary fame. My motive for things I do is not money triggered. I was born to be real, not to be perfect, I am here to be me, not to be what someone else wants me to be. I might not live in a mansion but I shall do all to live in the hearts and memories of people because those who lives in the hearts of men lives the best. I feel honoured being called to partake in this battle for it will afford me the opportunities of leaving an indelible mark on the sand of time.


Fellow men, if you have been hurt by my actions or inactions in this battle field, I penitently plead to be exculpated. Remember, in a quest for a noble cause, interests, no matter how polite are meant to clash. When this happens, one would definitely go on it’s kneels for the other to stand tall. If there will ever be a break to look up to the sky, I’ll look up to God and pray for grace and hope that when I look down, my tear droplets would cleanse the land because I can see the lifeless bodies of mighty men on the ground unfulfilled. There was never a moment I wish to conquer a land like a draconian war lord and coerce people to bow in fear. All we ever desire is to win their hearts and reside in it when we retire from the battle field.

Bv Adeniji




Pinky omo mi,eje ka ri ra wa inbox me!

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CHRONICLES REPLY -UGLY AND WITHOUT SELF ESTEEM

Dear Stella, 

I am writing in response to yesterday's chronicles. 

Call me Sandra. I am now a 35 year old lady, beautiful mother of 4 kids, extremely happy and confident woman! This was not my story 15-20 years ago.  

I was born into a family of 6 in Lagos. I am the 5th child and youngest daughter. I have 3 elder sisters who are slim, nicely shaped, light skinned, long hair and extremely beautiful. Then I arrived, dark skinned, bald hair and extremely dry skin. Right from infancy, everyone called me ugly, even my mother. My sisters sometimes introduced me as their cousin as I looked no where like them! My mum always taunted me, that if she was not the only woman that gave birth that day at the hospital, she would have been so sure I was switched. 

I grew up with zero confidence. I went to a mixed secondary school, and not even a toaster. At the age of 18 years I got into Unilag and no one believed I was 18. My very few friends thought I was in my late twenties. No jambite rush for me! No one wanted me to join them to the clubs and parties. Only poor old married men came close to them. I needed the validation of the opposite sex and I stupidly gave my virginity to one of the old men, who used me for over 1 year (story for another day). 

I walked alone most of the time in school and simply faced my books. I finally met a Lady who invited me to her church! That was my turning point! Pastor always said, 'Say to yourself, you are wonderfully and fearfully made'. I started speaking positively to myself, earthy things were no longer of interest to me.  I was focused on soul winning and preaching to people on campus, I became a cell leader and I had followers! I had a new confidence. 

Then the transformation began, I went broke because I sowed a heavy seed in church. I couldn't eat 3 times again, and ate once a day, I couldn't take buses again and I had to trek. I could make my hair and I had to cut my hair. Suddenly I noticed my cloths became lose, the hair cut accentuated my chubby cheeks. People started noticing my beauty  and started calling me baby face. I went from a uk size 18 to a size 14. I started having toasters! 

I finished school with high grades and got a job with a good company. I had learnt to maintain my size 14. I met my hubby married him, and with each pregnancy I grew fairer and more beautiful! People think I am bleaching, I use Ori and stay in the sun because I want my chocolate skin back.  I am still a size 14 and I am sooooooo pretty. Many people don't recognise me. Many wao at my transformation. I have too many toasters now! Many don't believe I am 35 years because my face has refused to age! Its as if I just stopped aging. 

Dear Poster, please you need to start listening to the right people, you need to stay away from people that call you ugly. You need to find a new hobby (in my case it was my books and church) and give your attention to it. You may need to lose a bit of weight, not necessarily become skinny. You need to also get a source of income.

I can walk this journey with you. Please send me an email and together we will win!



WOW this is a good story!!!...I was gonna call you vain for starting your story by telling us how beautiful you are but after reading i understand why you did that....Thank you for sending in this inspiring story...I am sure it will touch all those going through this ''I am ugly'' ISH

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SHORTLET IN HOUSTON TEXAS


I live in Houston and I have a spare bedroom for expectant mother’s coming to deliver in Houston,tourist or anyone that need a place for a short time.i can be reached via email at abiesimade@gmail.com or abiesimade@yahoo.com, my House is conducive and affordable,everything will be included in the bill. 




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PLEA FOR A SHOP

 I’m in dire need of a shop to start diaper business. Please any agent who’s got shops around majek, sangotedo, addo road, ajah should contact me on 08130632402. Budget is btw 250k-350k. 






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ADVERT



Table covers, seat covers and tie backs for Rent. Am into Event services .my contact WhatsApp nos is 07055610077





Please get photographs of what you sell,this advert is so flat i can lie on it and sleep..hhhhhehhehehehehe




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FOR SALE

Neatly used iPad Air 2 . Bought from London.  Used by me for a year. 
Neatly used Samsung Tab A bought from London.  Used by me.
It's a broke sale, I need to raise urgent cash. 
Call 08033970005. If interested. 




why you add from London?side eyes





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FOR SALE

Bale of stock shoes for children available in  5 bales
These shoes comes with tags and can even be resold as new especially now that Christmas is on the way.

30 pieces per bale for 58k
Call or whatsapp 08160747690



WOW....have you sort out the Bale or it is still unopened?...what ages are the Children?




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Audi A4 B6 series for sale.
Fairly used,
2005/2006 model,
Leather interior,
Location:Benin-city, Edo state.

Price:750k (please slightly negotiable)

0806 238 8215



750k?Make i quiet before someone slams me for putting price.....

That reminds me,where is BV Ehis?she just went anonymous abi wetin?Greetings Ehis!!!How the Tisha work




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Vacancy Vacancy Vacancy!!!


Good day sdk!!! 
Experienced teachers needed in the following subjects Mathematics Physics English 
Call : 08111014895 
Location: Sagamu Ogun State 






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IELTS PAST QUESTIONS NEEDED

hello Stella nwayioma,

 I am at a crossroads. I need IELTS materials urgently. I just enrolled for my hubby and guy man has zero chance to do anything apart from work. So he cannot attend classes except on weekends.
Please I need IELTS materials (past questions or a tutor at an affordable price) it's urgent as the exam is in 2 weeks.
 Location is ajah. 
08030793310.




Hope you wont end up writing it for him cos the way you sound eh....cool down you hear?..Be sure he is ready !!





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INDEPENDENCE CAKE OFFER....

Hello beautiful people,
Indulge yourself and your loved ones during this Independence day holiday.
Get an 8 inch whipped cream covered cake for 5k and a box of 6 filled donuts for 1500.
Please call or WhatsApp 08074428280 to place your orders now.
Thanks.

Offer valid from now till September 30

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Clearance Sales
Everything must go!!!
We are running 5k Clearance sales for anything you choose on our instagram page @de_havilahstore Anything on our page for 5000 only.. 

Kindly click on the link in bio or send a DM to order for yours . You can also call or whatsapp 08034302499. Nationwide delivery is available from 1000 only





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BABY THINGS NEEDED


Please BVs I'm in dire need of baby items.. If you have any new born things to give away kindly contact me. I'll be due soon and haven't been on able to get anything for my baby due to some challenges.. I know nobody sent me to get pregnant, but please help a sister if you can. I stay at Ago Palace way, Okota and can be contacted via nwaeliza@gmail.com





Awwwwwww......Nwaeliza after this one close tohtoh small.

Please if you have baby things you no longer need,please help....thanks





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EVENT DECORATOR NEEDED IN ANAMBRA

I’m having a small traditional marriage in Orumba South by October and I need an event decorator that’s based in Anambra.
Please send me a message on WhatsApp 07063099640






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WEDDING MC

Our end of year discount is here again! Looking for a great deal? Keep reading!

Book your wedding event between October 2018 and March 2019 and get a whopping 40% discount off all wedding packages.

Are you getting married? Or you know someone who is getting married who needs a Wedding MC , Please contact ASAP via the underlisted channels and book your slot:

Mobile/Whatsapp:
08020790489/08077600944

Instagram (DM): @mikkyodunayo




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VACANCY FOR BRAND AMBASSADOR, BRAND AWARENESS OFFICER AND EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT


Attached is a document with more comprehensive information on the role of Brand Ambassador and Brand Awareness officer.


Interested candidates should send an email with attached resume to hello@bialivewell.com.




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Stock your shop with quality designs

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Wholesale price @ #4000
Quality design.
Available for more than 50 pieces
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