This is so hilarious but true!
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1. Security guard at recruiting firms
2. Overzealous PA to a politician
3. Petulant Secretaries at government offices
4. The lady at the Visa interview office
5. The people in charge of jollof rice at any party
6. The clerk at the federal university's transcript office
7. Final year project supervisors
8. Self-absorbed and insecure lecturers
9. The girl sitting in front seat of a guy's car wearing a strong 'i-am-in-charge' look
10. The other girl walking with the girl you want to say hello to....
11. Demi-god filling-station attendants during fuel scarcity
12. Ekwensu mother-inlaws with patience Ozokwo's DNA
13. The owner of the ball on the field
14. Luggage arrangers at busy bus parks
15. The Mama who sells the best Akara or beans down the street
16. The best friend of any rich person
17. The health worker at the HIV/AIDs testing unit
No matter what you do, don't mess with these people. They are gods.
You can add to the list...
Doctors in general hospitals
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Nurses in emergency ward in General hospital
DeleteThe nurses... not even the doctors.
DeleteThe nurses and modwives!
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Delete@Madam B
"modwives?" [sic?]
Sure na joke be this?
Nimasa staffs when you want to process febit note or get receipt....they will be gisting about inrelevant things and asked you to wait for hours, if you challenge them...village people finally get you.
DeleteNot true about doctors
DeleteEven wardmaids during emergency
DeleteLol ...i laugh tire.. .i have experienced it and more
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteMeni fear my ex that has my nude with my face, he claims he has deleted it but im sure hes lying.
ReplyDeleteHahaha...you are finished!
DeleteLandlords should be number one on that lists.
The secretary to your HOD
ReplyDeleteSenate building itself in Funaab cos when your here senate u run..
The only water seller in your area when there is no light for days
The translator you find in a foreign land... nothing humble me pass that one, lol.
ReplyDeleteI'm a confidential secretary but I don't act like a demi god.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I will start soon. 😁😁😁
Nice post!
Stella they are all true o. You forgot to add nurses and midwives. Ha! Especially those on night duty hmmmm. May you not be in labour on the day an angry night nurse is in duty.
ReplyDelete5..is so true. The way those people sharing food behave can be very disgusting. Especially when they're looking at peoples faces while sharing the food.
ReplyDeleteHostel clearance Clerks
ReplyDeleteLagos state Lasaa Officials
Nurses in Public Hospitals
Landlords in face me I slap you who live in same compound
Your rich boyfriends long time houseboy.....
You don see something
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DeleteLol@no.10
ReplyDeleteLadies wey dey shoot off babies dey important oo. They fit agree make baby live.
ReplyDeleteYour head no correct at all. This obsession will be the end of you if you don’t seek help soon
DeleteLol
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nurses at the general hospital nurse's station. they can frustrate you in emergency situation. I almost lost my child in January because they said they boy does not look like he is in pains so,I should join the cue of about 34 persons b4 me to see a doctor. meanwhile my boy was seriously struggling to breath. thank God for the intervention of a doctor passing by,who heard me pleading with them. the boy had to be put on oxygen immediately.
ReplyDeleteWicked souls.
DeleteVery wicked set of people! Reason I said I will have none of my kids in these general hospitals. If they like, let them be the alpha & omega in their fields.
DeleteCook incharge of staff food in a hotel.
ReplyDeleteYour boss's girlfriend or boyfriend.
Must you eat hotel staff meal?
DeleteThe uncle that says "just send me your CV"
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 those ones are alpha and omega.
Delete"just send me your cv" uncles.
Hahahahahahhhaa....i had a good laugh. Please add non academic staff in charge of clearance in Universities. I experienced that one first hand
ReplyDeleteThe non-academic staff in my school were sadists. Very wicked set of people. I hear am during my clearance.
DeleteThe boss that says I will help you
ReplyDeleteThe person that caught you redhanded...
ReplyDelete😁 😁
DeleteHahahahahahaha..... Very funny
ReplyDeleteWonderful list. I remember my mum telling us that you have to respect PA,secretaries,securities,non-academic staff of universities. They can spoil your destiny. Imagine preventing you from seeing an oga that could have helped at a particular time. You miss seeing him and the next opportunity will come up in two or five years' time!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to add that scarf- tying(like deeper life...yes!!!)lady in such a position and you are even desperate.Ha!!
Kai Stella your creativity and originality is top notch. Wow these people you mentioned are so true. POE officers too, immigration officers in Nigeria for passport collection, PVC collection centres or identity card collection.
ReplyDeleteCivil servants when you want contract n
ReplyDeleteYou got it
DeleteNEPA/PHCN/IKEDC/EKEDC Officials and staff as a whole ������
ReplyDeleteCore staff in any bank.
ReplyDeleteNysc staff during clearance.
Branch manager who is making profit.
Married woman among single babes
It's like you are a contract staff in a bank.
DeletePls upgrade it's not too late, so you can enjoy being a full staff kwanu.
Branch manager making profit, na hell others go see nah.
Dem "pompocity" is out of this world gaan gaan. 😂😂😂
The Koko.
ReplyDeleteThe VIO officer at the Motor Inspection Unit.
The Head of Unit at the Motor Licensing Office.
The Church Warden in the Village Catherdral who receives and marks outstanding tithes, levies, for The Dead before burial date is fixed.
*fans self*
Ayayayayaa
The LI during NYSC
ReplyDeleteSecurity men at the university of Ilorin.
ReplyDeleteGbammest!!!They can ruin the live of your entire generation mehn!
DeleteSpouse of a financially dependent partner
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh😁😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteEveryone of us join the category jor.what about sdk phd aproko.
ReplyDeleteFAAN officers at the airport are worst
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