Simple: Just be honest; talk true all the time, don't loot monies if you are a public servant. Refuse bribes and preach against it. Insist on marital fidelity and no snatching of husbands and preach against it. No intermingling with Satanic rituals and witch doctors/mediums. Tell ladies not to shoot off babies from their wombs or suffocate them. Tell them that God hates hands that shed innocent blood and that he has commanded everyone to repent and not do it again and he will forgive them.
Do the above and they will deport you straight. You want to know where they will deport you to? Ooops -heaven straight, them go use machete cut off ya head straight. You know why them never deport me . . . because I be ghost!
Anon18:55..I love your daily messages. Keep it up. You don't know who is reading and how you're touching lives. Keep it up,I'm your no 1 fan. May God bless you greatly.
Wow @Intelligent princess Me get FAN, me anonyghost get fan? Thank you ooo. Soon sef I go get TV, smart phones, Video dvd player, correct upholstery, even a big house come get plenty children full am; in fact everything wey go make home come fine well well.
Glory be to Baba God, intelligent madam. Ya mama deserve award say she no shoot you off, she no suffocate, she no throway inside toilet.
Mmmmmmhhh, I come read "anonymous bomb post" of yesternight come "tremor". Wetin these ladies dey do ehh, you go think say na Satan dey write im escapades. Please make una dey pray for these girls to repent make Baba God no do us like Sodom dem.
. . .Mmmmhh So I come forget say I get two FANs sef. Fan fan, how far. Where you come dey when all those "sisters of the Night" dey wan kill me with bombs for "anonymous bomb posts" yesternight? Abeg make you no disappear again. We need make you dey around with ya koboko.
Ooops, I even forget say na "ghost post" e be. You sef fit follow thoway bomb?
Nigeria Immigration Service has woken up to their responsibilities. Chinco guys in Mainland are humbled for now unlike previous years when they can do anything and go scotfree.
Then the West Coast guys, one crime, you're detained, charged to court the following day, depending on the gravity of the crime, you are deported straight on. Eg; Burglary Rape Manslaughter Murder Arson Kidnapping Gangsterism Cultish.
No crime, if at all there is I would have also committed one to be deported out of this country. You have a lot of people willing to be deported out of Nigeria.
Lol. Me sef dey consider porting to Dublin for a course but I heard tuition costs over 3 million! I just kuku gentle. I know God's children can't be stranded sha. I will be a great success anywhere I am.
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Hahahahahha,
ReplyDeleteCan't think of any
ReplyDeleteNone at all.
ReplyDeleteLoool deported out of nigeria to where?? 😂😂
ReplyDeleteOnly country where you can be deported to is jail ,prison, cell kirikiri all mean the same if you commit any offence .
ReplyDeleteAnnoy owambe
None... We are crimeless
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any o! Cos even when you say ipobbbb!!!! Buhari go say shoot!!!! That means grave na the only place you can be deported to.
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteSimple:
ReplyDeleteJust be honest; talk true all the time, don't loot monies if you are a public servant.
Refuse bribes and preach against it.
Insist on marital fidelity and no snatching of husbands and preach against it. No intermingling with
Satanic rituals and witch doctors/mediums.
Tell ladies not to shoot off babies from their wombs or suffocate them.
Tell them that God hates hands that shed innocent blood and that he has
commanded everyone to repent and not do it again and he will forgive them.
Do the above and they will deport you straight.
You want to know where they will deport you to?
Ooops -heaven straight, them go use machete cut off ya head straight.
You know why them never deport me . . . because I be ghost!
Anon18:55..I love your daily messages. Keep it up. You don't know who is reading and how you're touching lives.
DeleteKeep it up,I'm your no 1 fan. May God bless you greatly.
Wow @Intelligent princess
DeleteMe get FAN, me anonyghost get fan?
Thank you ooo. Soon sef I go get TV, smart phones, Video dvd player,
correct upholstery, even a big house come get plenty children full am;
in fact everything wey go make home come fine well well.
Glory be to Baba God, intelligent madam. Ya mama deserve award say
she no shoot you off, she no suffocate, she no throway inside toilet.
Mmmmmmhhh, I come read "anonymous bomb post" of yesternight come "tremor". Wetin
these ladies dey do ehh, you go think say na Satan dey write im escapades.
Please make una dey pray for these girls to repent make Baba God no do us like Sodom dem.
Hahahaha
DeleteE bi like say Stella chop here ooo
DeleteOk make I edit . . .
. . .Mmmmhh So I come forget say I get two FANs sef.
DeleteFan fan, how far.
Where you come dey when all those "sisters of the Night" dey wan kill me with
bombs for "anonymous bomb posts" yesternight?
Abeg make you no disappear again. We need make you dey around with ya
koboko.
Ooops, I even forget say na "ghost post" e be. You sef fit follow thoway bomb?
Funny BEP.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Of course they deport. Lately in large numbers.
ReplyDeleteNigeria Immigration Service has woken up to their responsibilities. Chinco guys in Mainland are humbled for now unlike previous years when they can do anything and go scotfree.
Then the West Coast guys, one crime, you're detained, charged to court the following day, depending on the gravity of the crime, you are deported straight on.
Eg;
Burglary
Rape
Manslaughter
Murder
Arson
Kidnapping
Gangsterism
Cultish.
Nigeria is getting better.
Good. They should wake up.
DeleteLol funny enough naija don't depot.. They will just silence the person or send the person to kirikiri. God help us.
ReplyDeleteNo crime, if at all there is I would have also committed one to be deported out of this country. You have a lot of people willing to be deported out of Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteFunny.
ReplyDeleteLol. Me sef dey consider porting to Dublin for a course but I heard tuition costs over 3 million! I just kuku gentle. I know God's children can't be stranded sha. I will be a great success anywhere I am.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahahahahahaha, now this cracked me up 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteMake dem sidon there & be claiming village inheritance.
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