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Wednesday, November 07, 2018

The Smart Sales Man...

This is really Interesting!

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota."

Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job.

"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.

"How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day.

That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Dakota, but you're not on the farm anymore, son."
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"
The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65".

The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.
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  1. 2 bleesed 2 curse7 November 2018 at 17:39

    Lovely story.

  2. Make I interpret am for all man grammar:

    As the wifey come dey generate blood for that place na, no weekend show for Oga on top mata. Na so guyman come carry fish hook hook am im begin buy buy.

    1. Exactly.
      No sex, fishing ti take over.

    2. @Castle
      I never see anything wey dey sweet you like sex. I been don dey watch you for this blog, anytime fork matter come up, you dey show well well.

    3. My dear wetin person come this world to do if not sex? You sef you don see anything wey sweet pass sex? Aturu Mbaise

    4. 不不不不不不不不不 @ aturu mbaise. Chai Nne iri woski

    5. Jikwara nwayoo -carry softly, ihe na ato uto n'egbu mgbu -wetin wey dey sweet dey pain!

  3. Let me see if I can sell this tie back and eventually sell someone an Event center...

    1. Lol.. Try your luck o , you never can tell

  4. he sold him idea and he bought it.....astonished

  5. OMG!
    Walahi I dey go sell my kpomo for Cubana night club on Friday.

  6. A good sales man who knows what the customer needs.

  7. Wow


  8. He is a really smart salesman who creates a need for you and make you buy it.


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    1. That is what China is doing. Every new investment needs something needs something to work or work better. It’s never a one off

  9. Sometimes it's not about how many customers but the quality of your customers. Just like some tailors, they will be matching machine, I get work, I dey do night yet Shishi no dey dia pocket. Those making the money can't even lace a machine. WORK SMART!

    1. Hahaha. My foolish tailor just came to mind. Always working, always broke.

  10. Don’t jump into conclusions.
    Don’t criticize/condemn what you don’t understand..
    Once again the “it’s not how far but how well” speech is reiterated...

    In SouljaGal’s writing;WORK SMART!!!!

  11. Is good to be a smart salesperson.

  12. All I know is that his wife haff killed him when he gets home.


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