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Sunday, December 16, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post




Let me try...........

-Oya come and chop
-what is the time saying?

92 comments:

  1. Before nko
    Na wa for you o
    Abeggii.

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    1. Let me come and be going. Lol

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    2. Bring me ite pot

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    3. Lol @ anon 18:33
      Azu backyard
      Short knicker

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    4. I cannot come and go and kill myself

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    5. oya Reverse back

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    6. 1. The woman on curly hair/ The man on brown trousers.
      [The people are "in" the items, not on them]

      2. I called him/her severally.
      [Severally is derived from "sever"- to cut].

      3. He bought her a Lexus Jeep. [Lexus and Jeep are 2 different car brands. It's like saying a BMW Bentley]

      4. Advices; Luggages; Staffs; Stuffs - basically adding "s" to everything that is already plural in nature.

      5. An house; An hospital. Adding an to every word beginning with "h". "An" is only used in instances where the "h" is silent. eg. Heir, hour

      ** I'm not even Nigerian, but these are some observations I've made whilst reading Naija blogs.

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    7. Fu...
      This is English lecture.
      Dont blame us, we go with the flow.

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  2. I am already ready 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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  3. Papa is heating
    Follow that bending corner
    Guyman has dropped

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  4. Wayo wayo go kill you
    Are you watching film...
    Go sit for one place. LoL... I can't remember any again, others should continue

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  5. Abeg free me

    Oya come and be going




    *Larry was here*

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  6. How Your Body Dey Do U?
    The Whole Entire People Nai Come
    My Stomach Is Turning Me

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  7. Lass lass, you go de alright.

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  8. I will not now know when he is ready

    Is me that have it

    You mean me

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  9. That's why we're where we're where today.
    Where were we not where?!!!

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    1. @ Castle please don't kill me with laughter. Like seriously 'where were we not where?' Never heard it before.

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    2. It's a trending o. Excerpts from Osibanjo's points at the debate. πŸ˜‚

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    3. Castle you don craze finish o, πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

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  10. Your head is not correct
    What is knacking?πŸ˜‚ (means what's the time o)
    Go tell them you no see me.
    Hw many years are you? πŸ˜‚

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  11. That 'have they brought light' ehn

    I'm sure all Nigerians in Nigeria are guilty of that

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  12. He come and be telling me that he is coming.

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  13. My stomach is turning me.
    I fitn't shout.
    I'm going to come and see you.
    I'll keep it down for you.
    Why are you chewing gumming me? 🀣

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  14. I am behind your back.
    Are u through
    Have u chop?

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  15. My papa ecalls me, my mama ecalls me, how can I division myself into twice....

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  16. The two both of you, follow me.
    It is belongs to me.
    I cannot come and go and kill myself.

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  17. This blood they are sharing
    Only you waka come?

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  18. My body de sweet me
    I love you
    Free yourself jo

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  19. If they born you well

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  20. I can hear the smell of food burning.

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  21. My leg or stomach is paining me.

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  22. Its at the extreme end.
    Some certain people.
    Cousin brother/sister

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  23. Na you know ooo
    Abeg go nyash down
    You too dey misyarn
    When will you start coming.

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  24. Where were we not where

    You were where

    (If you know you know)

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  25. You are making me mistake...
    Come and wear my shoe for me now..
    (Children English some adults they talk am self)

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  26. In all the whole world
    Boil don catch my eye
    The food have done
    Hunger dey wire me πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  27. My body dey do me totoriπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  28. You don belleful.

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  29. He likes doing gra-gra
    She likes doing guy : meaning she’s snobbish
    BBK

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  30. Oya
    Shebi
    Na
    Make we dey go
    Free me
    Bend dan

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  31. This shoe am wearing wants to fall me down.

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  32. My body is scratching me.
    My head is paining me.
    Rest in piss.

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  33. Wear your cloth. Cold will enter your body.
    I'm training the chicken...

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  34. Why did wear my clothes? Oya "Pull" am

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  35. Is your head correct?
    If I woz you slap, your eyes will see double

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  36. Beautiful shoes at only 4500, Abj, call/WhatsApp 0706731252416 December 2018 at 20:59

    Na you be this?
    You dey baf?
    You go chop?

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  37. I will tell for you. (Meaning, I will report you.)

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  38. You no Sabi the eye.
    My brain no catch am
    When 12 will knack

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  39. Rain is falling down.
    I like beating the drum.

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  40. I fell pregnant

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    1. Hahahaha, I was waiting for this. Stella your bvs nor be for here

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  41. "Exact same thing"

    That shit is the most annoying ever!
    Even the most learned of all say "Exact same thing" and that's got to stop.

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  42. How na?
    Happy Christmas *rolls eyes*

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  43. There's Jedi Jedi in my bombom

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  44. I dey go slow since morning o!

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  45. Fu thanks for this post. You have educated me greatly on a Monday morning

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  46. Leave me hand
    Leave me aka
    How you dey

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  47. Thank you Flu for that "an " and "h" thing.

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