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Thursday, February 14, 2019

Important Valentine Break Up Tips

These are ways of breaking up with your lover before Valentine....* sorry the strategies came late but you can still use them before nightfall -LMAO!!!






1. 116 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so
you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!

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2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and
you are busy breathing? It's over!

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3. I called you and you picked up immediately.
You lack patience. It’s over!!

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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to
warm the ice cream. You don't care about me.
It's over!

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5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other.
You fried the one you were supposed to boil
and boiled the one you were supposed to fry.
You are not obedient, It’s over!

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6.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY.
Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No
respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over

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7. You are sweeping my house with a broom
when u know am a PDP member, its over.....
pack and go and meet Buhari!!!!

😂😂🤣

44 comments:

  1. Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣eku valentine breakup

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  2. Lmao.. The last one had me laughing really had.. Oga, what should I sweep your house? Umbrella??

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  3. Na the girls wey them don drill well well,(wey shoot off) come dey tayad them dey dump so. Any girl wey sabi her onions no dey open tohtoh aghara aghara
    But them go hear; them legs dey 180 degrees now .

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    1. Keep saying it.. Don't stop saying it.... *in pastor Chris voice *

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    2. Nor be person say make you carry cigar preeq come this life...

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    3. @Aproko
      You mean na cigar them dey use to dey drill you now?
      Wow
      My Naija girls never taya to dey invent arurumala.😂😂

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    4. @Shooter gyal

      I see say na Shooter be ya name, abeg. I carry God name beg you, make you no
      Shoot (off pikins for ya belle). I come raise my hands on behalf of those pikins them, no shoot inugo?

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  4. Na work get me and boo today jare. Maybe weekend then we go link up. Happy Valentine’s Day to you all. Remember his main chick may be at work. It’s the weekend that you should be worried about. Where is your boo this weekend?

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    1. Your insecurity is loud, console yourself that he will spend the weekend with you. If he can have for a side chick today despite his busy schedule, side chick is more important than you. Happy boo sharing.

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    2. wow anon 14;16 take it easy nah . ....you don't know anon 13;12 why so personal?

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  5. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩. Stella you’re boss ...... best valentines jibes ever .

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  6. Hahahahahahahaha They are all funny. Abeg who Val help? @Blessed Princess

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    1. Enter your reply... Blessed Princess. I have been callling you

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    2. Are you ready to pay for my service? @Blessed Princess

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  7. LMAO 😂😂😂

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  8. I am talking and you are busy breathing 😂😂LMBO...my own will play out like this:

    *Ring ring
    Me: Hello
    Unfortunate Boo: Hey babe
    Me: It is me that is hey babe abi? You don't even want to say my name anymore. I am done with you

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  9. Lol.....very funny.
    At the Gym today I saw this fine lady sitting by her self and I went to her and asked if she was fine....she started crying.I asked her if it was her boo and she started crying again and narrated all that transpired btw them yesterday et el, I turned to a motivational speaker and at the end, she smiled and stopped sobbing.

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  10. 😂😂😂😂😂

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  11. Oops... The last is the bomb o.
    Na umbrella em suppose use to sweep the house ni. LOL

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    1. ...and what happened to the vacuum cleaner??? Shouldn't she have used the vacuum cleaner??? My mind is made up already and nothing will change it. It's over!

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  12. My supposed man is in another state.
    I'll hang out later in the day with an old friend that just came into town tho'
    My leave begins today tho so weekend came early for mua.

    This 2019 is looking lit tho.

    A 20 percent upward review of my salary and an all expense paid vacation to London.

    It's official; I am God's favourite girl.
    How does that sound as an Id?
    Hehehhhhe

    It'll be my first time outside the country and I'd appreciate tips on the likely things to take along on the trip.

    Enugu Bvs, please how do I go about getting my international passport?

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    1. Nice, tell us more

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    2. if your coming soon its cold at the moment so you will need warm clothes and jacket ..book for big bus tour that will show you round the capital city ..also other tours like Madam tussauds . you can go shopping in stratford mall..abi shopping centre..buy Oyster or travel card so you can take train and bus which is cheaper than uber..all the best

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    3. Lucky you! God really love you.I wish God can show me love the way and manner he shows others.

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    4. U nva get passport and u don't get all expenses paid to London. Es ma,it is like dey smoking beside ur house and it is affecting u...u need to pack out from dt area.

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  13. Hahahahahahahahha hahahahahahahahahahahaha, am talking to you and u are busy breathing, it's over,,, using broom to sweep while am a PDP member, father Lord,dis is hilarious

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  14. My husband just came back home and picked a quarrel, stingy ko ko just to avoid taking me out.

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