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Friday, April 26, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post




When i cannot sleep,I remember some hilarious Blog Comments and sleep off laughing......
I still have not forgotten that ''Vivi'' Bird post.....It still cracks me up until this day and helps as well anytime.......LMAO!

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  1. I think about my mom and my life as a whole

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  2. My Ex..... infact thats the No1 thing keeping me awake, and to think its over a year.

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    1. Alternative Facts26 April 2019 at 18:32

      You’re still in love

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    2. Yaba left escapee26 April 2019 at 18:43

      Y will you let X come first?
      The only place X should come before Y is when arranging the alphabets.
      You need to expunge those thoughts through your excretory organs and exhale.... with lots of extracurricular activities, youre sure to excel.

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    3. Sleep never catch you be that

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    4. I will advise be you to delete him from your memory if possible. Occupy your mind with something meaningful and productive. I assure you thAt your man will come.

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  3. I start reading and I definitely fall asleep after a few pages.

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    1. Same here. I gat a lot of ebooks so i just read until i fall asleep. Though its rare that i can't sleep easily..very rare. Fatigue at the end f the day always makes me sleep off even before 9pm.
      Its a struggle to keep up with my telemundo late night series.

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    2. read until I fall asleep.. I can't try that again. the last time I did, didn't know when I substituted the pillow for my phone. woke up to a shattered phone screen and calibrator.

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    3. Play candy crush and sleep off

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  4. My problems πŸ˜‘

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    1. My dear stop dwelling on your problem. Always focus on the brighter side. Keep pushing and continue to be hopeful Everything will definitely fall in place. Cheers

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  5. When I can't sleep

    I think of how to get closer to God

    Make money, marry my homie and touch lives .

    Or I think of whatever is bothering me

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  6. I think about YOU.
    yes YOU.
    YOU know yourself.

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    1. This kind under G post lol

      All the Yous would claim yes you πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    2. Of course he is talking about Chikito na

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  7. Yaba left escapee26 April 2019 at 18:04

    When i cannot sleep i think about movies acted by Alex ekubo, IK ogbonna, Bryan..... etc, and sleep comes immediately.

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    1. YLEπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you are a case

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    2. I can imagine you sleeping with anger.

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    3. You sure say you nor go come Uselu Psychia as you be escapee from yabaleft?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Lmfao....alexx isn't boring na. Abeg leave our igbo fine boys association or us oh.

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    5. Yaba say no to drugs lmao

      You dey worry o

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    6. Noted. Though I dislike Nigeria movies

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    7. YLE why are you like this? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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    8. Yaba I'm watching a movie starring Alex Ekubo on ROK TV
      And I had to come.back to inform you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. I make up stories in my head.

    I'm a very imaginative person.

    I also dream of my future, of the day I will be a preacher plus writer plus doctor and how mightily God will use me.

    Then I sleep off, in anticipation.
    😊😊😊

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    1. Your first line is so me
      I imagine myself as the main babe in those telenovelas with their dramatic lines
      Sleep comes right away

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    2. Lol. This is me 100%. The kind of thoughts I have running through my head ehnn

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  9. I think about everything I have done in the other room. The thought of it makes me sleep like a baby

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  10. When I cannot sleep I put on my TV and starts watching telemundo or zeeworld. No time to think about anything joor.who thinking EPP?

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  11. When I cannot sleep, I think about my boo

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  12. I think about Jesus as my perfect Lord and personal savior.


    #GodIsAwesome

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  13. i think about how my gigolo handles me upside down,choi!!MY cl*** go still dey scream him name.hmmmmmmmm

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  14. When I can't sleep, I think about my new family and how I'm going to cope leaving our sweet boy at a creche to resume work when my leave is over. It gets me scared and worried. Hope I won't cry the first time I'll be dropping him there. Lord help me.

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    1. You will definitely cry.

      Hope you won't be dropping him there at 3months? I'll suggest you get a nanny.

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    2. just prepare your mind because you will feel it ooo
      the first day my son started school after dropping him I felt like something left me I almost went back because the cry no be hear

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    3. Feel free to cry. I still find it hard at 6 months let alone 3.

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    4. Lol.... Like I told you, you will be fine
      You will cry and even want to run back home
      But with time, you will get used to it

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  15. I think about my life in general

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  16. I think about life....and the way forward.

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  17. when i cannot sleep, i think about life in general and how God seems not to better the life of those who have diligently work in his vineyard and have lived an upright life.

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    1. My dear you see, like the bible rightly said "it's not by works lest any man should boast" . Seek His mercy because He is merciful to whomever He pleases.

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  18. I masturbate.then immediately i will sleep

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  19. I think about the good life I crave for and how I'll have a great time living it once it happens.

    I'm working steady on this becoming my reality.

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  20. How life has been so unfair and just start imagining those things i really want to have

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    1. Make the best out of every situation and stop wallowing in self pity

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  21. I will just wake my husband.n jump on the dick.ride it very well.after cumming.sleep sttaight

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    1. Enjoy your married life jareh. Another very good sleeping pills

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  22. I imagine better life for my family

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  23. Mhiz A
    I need your attention and it's urgent.
    I just read the Yahoo post and your comment struck me. I have a friend who wants to date this guy that just came back from Malaysia. She is not comfortable going into the relationship because there's a missing link between the way the guy spends and his supposed "hustling".
    Does his family stay in Awka? How many brothers does he have? Are his parents together? Which secondary did he attend? What's his surname?
    Kindly help a Sister. Thank you.

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    1. Why not say it you... ure calling a friend

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    2. Does the have 2 brothers, Schooled in Delta? Answer before I

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    3. Does he have 2 brothers, Sec School in Delta? Confirm first before I give you more info.

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    4. Surname starts with AN?

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    5. Lol...what are u all saying?
      U want to date him? No qualms. Issue is, I'm not freinds with him before he scatter my marriage. But in case I come across him or his calls next time, I will ask him to share his contact with u. Hope u are satisfied now?

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  24. I think about my BF
    Guy man is witty

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  25. I think about why am I not sleeping, I imagine myself sleeping, then I sleep. Lol.

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    1. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€very funny

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  26. I and my brain think bout ourself till we get obscured in the void of our subconsciouness..

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  27. If i cant sleep.i suck bobbi for like 30mins .i wont even know when sleep will carry me.my wife sef know.even if we are fighting.she will push bobbi n turn face one side lol

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    1. Kelvin kum and see your paddy o.

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    2. Yes o! Ma mehn! Up topπŸ‘‹

      Kevin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  28. I think about my life in general

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    1. Always think of the positive side of it ok

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  29. This crazy ex that won't get off my head arrrggggh

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  30. My daughters and how blessed I am.

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  31. Porn!

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  32. When I cannot sleep, I think of one food and movies.
    But these days, I remember one funny old woman who lives near my working place.
    Not long, one babe went to her to see if she could rent one of her flats.
    The old woman said “ha, I am looking for where to run to,you want to rent here”
    Anytime I remember,I just laugh away.

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  33. I study n pray,but today after praying I couldn't sleep,I guess is d malaria drugs I took

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  34. The easiest way for me when i cant sleep is to tune to AM Yoruba,or ZeeWorld...ogbeni,,will sleep off like a pregnant ant

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  35. Google Thanos and click on the gauntlet, thank me

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. lemme go google.. I've seen others hinting same

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  36. When I can't sleep,it means something big is bothering me,I really need help. Battling with anxiety and depression

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  37. I think about my life, mistakes made, wrong choices made and I wonder if I will even be what God intended for me to be, this makes me sober, I pray then sleep comes peacefully

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    1. Don't dwell on the past, God is merciful and will rewrite your story, just hand it all to Him.

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  38. I think about my summer fling......It was purely sex but best I ever had..Never knew slim guy can handle my big ass like that

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  39. When i can't sleep,i re-read my ex boo apology messages,smile and sleep off

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  40. The comments under this post are the baddest πŸ‘‰Blog Visitor Wants The World To See Her Man And Know That She Is In Love...shegejagwa!
    http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2013/12/blog-visitor-wants-world-to-see-her-man.html?m=1 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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    1. Seeing Oluyomi's comment there made my heart skip a bit. Continue to rest in peace dear Yomi.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Bvs have always been mouthed jare
      The comments na die

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    3. OMG just finished reading it,bvs mouth enh chai,so hilarious. This was when SDK blog was hotter than fire. Bv Oluyomi rest on.

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  41. I think about my Life 10/14years ago.

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  42. A tactic I use is to close my eyes and imagine a scenario or fantasy that I have.

    Most of the time it's stuff like what I would do if I had the power to control time and who I'd fuck over with it. Or I'd think up other scenarios like different ways to torture people 😌.Once you get into it you end up falling asleep.

    Or just Calculate the exact hours of sleep I am gonna get if I fall asleep right that moment.

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  43. I think about my life and becomes imaginative in a positive manner.

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  44. When i can't sleep,i pick up my rosary beads and pray.

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  45. When I cannot sleep, I think about DEATH
    How prepared I am for this inevitable event; I think about Heaven and Hell
    I think about the people I'll leave behind; my family and friends if I've done enough to impact their lives, the legacy I'll be remembered for
    My kids; how will my demise affect them? Have I done enough?
    Most importantly did I fulfill my purpose on this earth? will my creator welcome me in His arms?

    These are my deepest thoughts any day any time

    Stella thanks for this post

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  46. Think about bf that into plenty girl
    Nd my life

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  47. I ponder about my life, past mistakes and pray to God for guidance.

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  48. It's been long since l laid down and couldn't sleep because of whatever reason. These days once l lay me down, I'm sleeping the next minute and like a baby. Maybe cause l ain't got no worries

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  49. I don't think about anything, I just watch movie or read a book till I sleep.

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  50. I think about the wrong decisions I have made, and I wonder if I can ever get even again. I end up praying about it all, and I fall asleep

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  51. I think abt what d future holds for me....

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  52. Hmmmmm...I think about my life generally... sometimes I weep bitterly and sleep off..and sometimes I thank God for some things n sleep off

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  53. Hmmmmm...I think about my life generally... sometimes I weep bitterly and sleep off..and sometimes I thank God for some things n sleep off

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  54. You no go see TeeJay to comment here

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  55. I imagine my life from a different angle.....

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  56. I think about why things are working for other people and my life seems stagnant for years. I think about suicide. I soak myself in alcohol if I am still awake then I pass out and repeat the same thing everyday for 7 years now. I pray I don't hurt myself.

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    1. If you keep thinking about other people's lives than you can never progress. Be grateful for life and be contented with what you have.
      Suicide is never an option

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    2. Pls don't.write stella.air ur issues out

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  57. When I cannot sleep. I say my rosary πŸ“Ώ. Rosary is my sleeping pills πŸ’Š

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  58. Think about my life.
    It is well with muah

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  59. Think about what it feels like been alone as a 30 something year old man without a girl to call mine then i jerk off and sleep off. I seriously need a lady in my life

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