None........I just close my eyes and sleep and refuse to experience the Journey..LOL
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Thursday, April 04, 2019
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Lagos to Abuja by road.... I won't try that shit again.
ReplyDeleteMy dear. The 4 times i tried, i regretted all. It aint funny at all.
DeleteAs in ehn, tried it once..I was sick for a week after that.
DeleteIv done Lagos-abj by road before when I was going for Nysc. And it wasn't that bad. Maybe cos it was a friends car. We just gisted throughout.
Delete....Ethiopia to Shanghai enroute Bangkok (over 17hrs)....
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, I hope it is not what I'm thinking @Ron
DeleteWhat are you thinking ?
Delete2:30, if you know you know
Delete...when I traveled to Adamawa state for NYSC.
ReplyDeleteLeft by 04:00pm from Ijora 7up on Tuesday and got to the Camp in Girei local Government by 11:45am on Thursday.
I thought I wrote this. Jam bandu😆. Also served in girei.
DeleteWow, what a journey!!!!!!
DeleteWhat!!!!!😫😫😫. Hell no!!...
DeleteI only spent 3 weeks for orientation anon 19:37, I was redeployed to Delta State after orientation.
DeleteSame thing that happened to me, left Lagos Monday got to yola on Wednesday.
DeleteBy road was Abuja to Calabar 9hrs journey...gosh! I regretted such a journey. Enroute for a friend's wedding...tiring and unending journey. A journey one gentlemanly guy offered me his shoulder to sleep on. Wherever u are,Thank you Bryan.
ReplyDeleteEvery of your comment must end in sex or something suggestive. Just a journey from Abuja to calabar, you have already colonized Bryan's shoulders?
DeleteWhat else did you colonize from Brian; his deek? So if the journey were to be from PH to Sokoto which is more than 24 hours, you will probably kidnap Bryan to your house and deal with the innocent man's deek? Hope you are having orgasm now?
Anonymous calm down pls it's not that serious
Delete@Lumie that long name
DeleteSomeone sees a stranger, a strange man for that matter in a bus and slept on his shoulders and you consider it normal? Bravo.
For me it speaks volumes of the kind of upbringing such a girl has. The man might as well have played piano with her breasts while she slept there.
Lol. His shoulder was your solace. Aww
DeleteG & M, this anonymous is obviously teasing U, it's all love, I guess! Ur responses to them re pleasant though, I like...
DeleteG & M, this anonymous is obviously teasing U, it's all love, I guess! Ur responses to them re always pleasant though, I like...
Delete18.48 yes ooo, I am...Triple one at that. Don't i just love you?! Lmao! Pls mind ur biz.
Delete19.01 🤗😘
19.33 yes dear 😭
19.34 na love cause am o 😎😎😎
You love someone, and you tell the person; "mind your business". How do the two converge?
DeletePerhaps Bryan sucked breast milk and sucked off your brain cells?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Anonymous kukuma ke me with colonize Bryan's shoulder 😂😂😂
Delete19.30 Yes, I slept on Bryan's shoulder come and beat me! Sleeping on his shoulder should keep shocking ur brain...iiisé!!
DeleteMy yansh hear rham for that journey.
ReplyDeleteMy foot too, swollen like that of a pregnant woman.
That was MURDER!!!... I am planning a Dallas to LA trip with my sis soon, 24hours road trip and I am even considering cancelling. I am the only driver😫
Delete@Pisces are you in Dallas?? Omg we should link up I’d love to do a road trip like that lol
DeleteTravelling from Edo state to Niger state...My nyash hear ween that day
ReplyDeleteWhich transport service did you use pls?
DeleteI used big Joe to zuba, from zuba another transport to suleja
DeleteFirst time i came to start schooling and to stay with my mom.
ReplyDeleteIt was Benin to abuja.
I attended Regina pacis girls secondary school.
Men it was a terrible school.
Rev sister wickedness there don't have part two.
Hey Tenth, Ray Pacis was my school too. Yea the sisters were something else😂 with evil seniors.
DeleteNone
ReplyDeleteNight road trip from Lagos to Enugu way back!..
ReplyDeleteArmed robbers attacked our luxurious bus somewhere in Benin!...
Kai!..I will never forget that experience!..
We ran inside the bush,slept there until 6am!...
We came out to see our bus tyres deflated by those bastards!..
We had to wait the whole day for the tyres to be fixed!...
You can imagine those days when there was no GSM..my mom nearly died of heart attack...
You people entered and slept in the Bush?
DeleteThe monkeys, Gorillas and Lions did not ask who was coming to share their flats?
And eat good dinner?
Those guys are just not smiling. Awon eruku!
Delete😁😁... nawah o @anonymous
DeleteHmmm. You were very lucky o. Thank God for saving you guys
Delete18.51 is d same anon trolling me,lmao. Very mouthed somebody!
DeleteMine is Nigeria to Dubai.
ReplyDeleteStrong shit come hold me for plane... I was in d toilet for like 30mins. They were begging me to come out.
If only they knew I hard to dip my finger in my anus to drag sh*t out. Ah! I suffered and d smell na die.
You hard to?
DeleteWhat of if you soft to?
My goodness . What!!!
DeleteI think you should have just asked the flight attendants for a laxative. Ndo
DeleteAnon 18:52 yes, ‘hard’ to! Kill ur self.
Delete@pisces I don’t even know what dat is
I absolutely hate travelling. Each one longer than the last. 😧😧😧
ReplyDeleteNight bus with mumsy...from lag to the east!
ReplyDeleteThank God momsy went with you because you would have gotten lost.
DeleteLagos to Kano in a Marcopolo bus.
ReplyDeleteLord! It's slow cos of the excess loads these guys will carry to earn more doe. 16 long hours! Phew!
I love sleeping on long journies but mennn! I'll wake up countless times.
Onitsha to Maiduguri by bus for my youth service. What a journey!
ReplyDeleteLagos to Taraba bcos of NYSC! Chaiiii! I just relax and think of my life from womb to my journey, then reality sets in, I will still be in Kogi! 😓
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Lmao
DeleteThis was my longest trip too
No be small thing.
Lafia to Suleja(Naija state), i came back the same day. It was hell, the worst part was that i purged throughout.
ReplyDeletePls were in suleja
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha Niger State
DeleteLOL@Naija state.
DeleteQueen desire, IBB market, the first time i came to pick my friend's wedding dress, second time i went to return it. The second one wasnt so bad though but that first one, i hearam
I don't really like flying, I use to be even air sick when I was young and always threw up while flying but I outgrew it. I can easily manage Lagos-LON 6hrs. But anything more I get restless.
ReplyDeleteMy longest flight has been almost 15hrs with BA. LAG-LOND 6hrs, change over LON-MIAMI 8hrs, MIAMI-ORLANDO 1hr and I hated d stress and will never repeat it.
Lagos to Abujs na die. It's not funny again.
Deleteomor.ph to abuja by road is something else.kogi will be looking like london to niger by road.
ReplyDeleteAbuja to Shanghai, China
ReplyDeleteHey Meg, how ya doing? Ya KD
DeleteThe longest I had was hubby driving us to the villae. It was his first time on highway. We were so afraid and prayed all through the journey. To God be the glory,God granted us a safe journey. I really thank God for that.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was reporting back to my PPA, I boarded a bus from Abia state as early as 7.00am, got Oyo by 6.30pm. By the time I boarded the bus going to Saki and waited for it to get filled. It was already past 8.00pm. Got there by Midnight.
ReplyDeleteIt was just two days ago; I flew to Dubai from Lagos, then flew from Dubai to Newark (New Jersey). The flight from Dubai to Newark lasted approximately 14 hours and I have told myself I'll never do it again.
ReplyDeleteIt's more like coming back to nigeria and going to New Jersey from Nigeria
DeleteSo how you go take come back, you go teleport?
DeleteYou flew from Dubai to Lagos
DeleteThen flew from Dubai to New Jersey ?
Don't you see your lies staring you to the face?
Except you used witchcraft to fly back to Dubai before going to NJ
@ Daniel, you’re right. @anon 19:43, teleport bawo? O silly sha. I live in Atlanta and Delta flies straight to Lagos; I could also break the journey by first stopping in Europe instead of first flying to Dubai for 14 hours to board another eight-hour flight to Lagos. Learn to read even if you don’t travel.
Delete@anon 22:08- are you really that retarded? Lagos to Dubai; then Dubai to New Jersey...how is that a lie? Your comprehension skills are nothing to write home about. It's either that or you're just one of those who hide behind the Internet to write rubbish.
DeleteOnce more, it's Lagos to Dubai, then Dubai to New Jersey. Oponu
@anon 22:08- I see where you got confused; you need to start reading to improve your comprehension skills... I flew to Dubai from Lagos...it doesn't mean I flew from Dubai to Lagos as you wrote. Those are two completely different statements. Pele, aburo mi olodo. Owo school ti jona.
Deleteanon 22.08 read again you'll see that she was correct
DeleteI’ve done that before.... Dallas to DXB 15 hours 😩 never again!!!! Layover in DXB then DXB to Lag and same thing coming back. My goodness that was awful, I had major anxiety cause I already hate flying but thought it was a good idea I got to see DXB and the flight with Emirates was a good 500$ cheaper than the direct flight from Dal to Lag
DeleteBenue to Maiduguri
ReplyDeleteAbuja to Akwaibom
DXB to LAX...16hrs...I thank God I didnt have dvt..choi..and the jet lag was freaking crazy. 2 weeks. I was still sleeping like a fool..
ReplyDeleteLongest by road is 12hrs..Benin to kano...
@Orela
DeleteAll these XXX you are writing there did you journey through a porn site?
You see that dxb you USA I won’t do again. I’d rather layover in Europe somewhere man, break up the flight cause I just can’t.... people are trying. We thank God for journey mercies steadily!!!!
DeleteAnon.22.05..you go like porn wella o.
Delete@a non 00.31..will consider that Europe option...when necessary..
Uyo to Adamawa on road. okay na for one week we were just sleeping and sleeping and sleeping. Our body went back to its rightful place after 7 days. Law school journey kia, when others were using flight and arriving in 3 hours.
ReplyDeleteGod please give me the grace not to let my children suffer, what i never enjoyed, let them enjoy and have more.
Amen o. My prayer everyday .
DeleteAmem
DeleteOnitsha to PH
ReplyDeleteI have had some really long travels.johannesburg to sao paulo in brazil (11 hrs).sao paulo to menaus by road 34hrs.st peterburg to volgogtad in russia 24hrs by train.lagos to moscow via dubai 17 hrs. And many more.travelling is my number one hubby.sometimes it can be so boring bcos i never ever sleep during the journey.
ReplyDelete34hours!!!!!!!... that was murder abeg!!!... what!!!??. I love travelling too..havent experience much though,but I think I'm ready to explore now.
DeleteHmmm. Am not ready yet.
DeleteYeah,flew for seven hrs for the same distance(sao paulo to menaeus) then came bck with 34hrs.by road.
DeleteAnother "hmmmmmm" trip by 18:59.
DeleteLagos to PH. no be beans
ReplyDeletelemme see.. ok, I think earth to mars. took 6yrs, my alien friend was having his birthday. but returning back to earth took me just 72mins.. cos I was gifted an UFO
ReplyDeleteIbadan to Sokoto.
ReplyDeleteOluwasealord, you're the real MVP.
Hmmmm is that a Sdk wedding loading
Deletemine has to be the 8hrs journey on Megabus from Victoria London to Glasgow at night
ReplyDeleteAJ ( ID coming soon )
Sdk family and mothers pls help me. I'm a first time mom to be, I'm 5days passed my due date and there's no sign of labor, the contractions ain't strong. I'm so scared and worried, the doctor asked me to come for induction in two days, I heard that shit is more painful than labor itself, I don't know Weda to go for the induction or wait for sometime to fall into labor naturally. Mothers who have been induced, what was it like? Should I wait some more and ignore the doctor's advice?
ReplyDeleteI and my friends took a Road trip from Lagos to sokoto...we were robbed by Fulani herdsmen...they only took alcohol, perfumes and jewelry.it was weird.
ReplyDeleteLoool. They where just starting then. They migrated to camera phones. Now it's human life. They're the ones that kidnap people on the highway. May God save us.
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ReplyDeleteIt's well
DeleteAll... I dislike travelling. Anything that confines me to that seat on transit makes me sick!
ReplyDeleteAbuja to Port-harcourt by ABC transport. It was he'll on earth. Coupled with motion sickness. I was vomiting at intervals. Poor AC circulation. ABC never again, PH by road never again.
ReplyDeleteKaduna to Lagos by road in a vehicle that broke down twice! Ended up spending over 24 hours on road!
ReplyDeleteDuring NYSC, I traveled from Lokoja to Jalingo,14hrs journey..
ReplyDeletechai! The Journey tire me. I thank God I was able to redeployed back to Lokoja. How I 4 take dey journey this kind of long distance .God is great oo
Mine was Lagos to Lokoja,9 hours. Returning,we met heavy traffic at Ibafo,ended up spending 15 hours on the road,I was almost crying o.
ReplyDeleteLagos to Abuja. I took Abc transport, I was so uncomfortable. My legs were swollen from sitting down for long and I had toilet infection from that their back toilet in the bus
ReplyDeleteDirect flight, Lagos to Atlanta, never again will I do this. More than 12 hours or so flying, Ah! Never again. Then Lagos to Ibadan, that express scares the daylights out of me. I am always thinking of the movie ‘wrong turn’ and just feel there are evil people in the bushes along the express.
ReplyDeleteLagos to ivory cost. 4 days journey, I saw hell cos I practically wore same clothes and undies for days. Slept at bus stops and anywhere sleep able. This happened years back anyways before a shorter route was discovered.
ReplyDeleteI can't even remember.
ReplyDeleteLagos to Osun, and osun to Lagos during NYSC
ReplyDeleteIlorin to Abj by road 8hrs ...but for the bad bad bad road at Kogi, it would not have been so bad cos me like travel. Interestingly, I didnt really like my shortest journey which was my first and only flight experience from Lag to Abj cause I'm claustrophobic..and now reading the hours some spend on flight, I got shivers already...but I must travel well well regardless
ReplyDeleteLagos to Adamawa, my God!! Nysc orientation camp for me was in adamawa, we left Lagos on Monday morBing and got there midday on Wednesday. We slept over on the first night in Kano (more like sat over cos our bus just packed in a makeshift park overnight), and then stopped in go be around 9pm on Tuesday night for the test of boko had an to continue our journey on Wednesday morning.
ReplyDeleteI bought Arik airline ticket immediately I got to camp against the day I'll be leaving after the orientation program.
Sufferhead on top road trip.
Lagos to Bayelsa Kaima for nysc
ReplyDeleteWe had a flat tire on that deadly Benin ore road
Since 6am, got to Kaima past 10
Lagod to Niger State
ReplyDeleteAll the witches are now telling us their flying journeys.
ReplyDeleteLagos to Abuja by road. The journey was exhausting.
ReplyDeleteLagos to Kano by road on luxurious bus
ReplyDeleteNiamey to Agadez.. 18 hours...
ReplyDeleteI traveled from Lagos to Shiroro (Minna) in Niger State by road. Though it was a smooth journey but it was damn too far and stressful.
ReplyDeleteLagos to Obubra (Cross River) for NYSC, left lag Tuesday morning, got to camp Wednesday morning
ReplyDeleteI don't even know the worst, from nsukka to Illorin,from Abuja to Lagos or from Enugu to Yola.These three journey gave me hell.
ReplyDeleteNew York to Florida by bus. Greyhound to be specific. Over 24 hrs. Will never try it again .
ReplyDeletePort Harcourt to Ibadan.I tire damn!
ReplyDeleteLagos to United States.
ReplyDeleteThat was my first time going abroad. It wasn't funny.
21 hours; Lagos to Cairo stopover for 5hrs then Cairo to Toronto... never again will I put myslf through that kind of stress
ReplyDeleteHaa! I did the same thing. My journey didn't end in Toronto. Another 4 hours flight to Calgary!
DeletePH to Abuja through ABC, I will never try this again. If I don't have money for flight the trip is cancelled. Left Abuja as early as 6.30pm and got to PH at 12.10am with my little son then.
ReplyDelete