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Wednesday, June 05, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post...




Dirty environment................especially the Kitchen...
He asked me to help him clean up and i excused myself.

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  1. Hmmmmm i can't even remember

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    1. He injured my lips while kissing me. Hian!!! I ran oh. All my friends just knew i had gone to do bad thing.

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    2. He wanted sex. I never expected such from a Pastor's son on a first visit.

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    3. dirty toilet
      dirty boxers
      uneducated family

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    4. Smelling mouth,and plenty hair under his arm pits,he was playing with it mehnnnn,i ran away without looking back.


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    5. I finally went to visit him after about 3yrs of whatsapp msgs,felt he was mature enough to start a relationship with.the first turn off was after cooking he asked me to clean his room and I refused because I’m not his maid. Mister man tried touching me throughout the night and I refused then he started talking to a girlfriend that’s obviously his girlfriend over the phone and when I was leaving he reluctantly dropped me at a dangerous bustop and asked me to take cab like he gave me money for the cab. I deleted his contact at the bustop there and then.i can’t shout biko

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    1. Was it too big 🀣

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    2. See mumu question @sluttychic

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    3. One of my ex gf gist always cracks me up, she met an old Baba , chick was so broke and needed a quick cash, old man came along, she kept playing the goat until he asked her to come over to d hse. They both stay miles apart like down down island and Egbeda, meanwhile chick has been collecting from Baba small small change and made a request she needed some real cash. Baba agbaya invited her over, she drove hours plus lagos traffic, arrived the house , he was alone but she meet a dirty house, Sharp girl made sure she squeezed out her money first, BABA’s mouth was smelling her and she needed to RUN🀣, I think Baba asked her to Mk food and she actually did , the funniest part Baba was falling in love cos she cooks real well, Baba now wanted her to pass d 9tπŸ˜‚, she said God forbid that she quickly lied she had to attend to something, Baba don see wife b that, Baba sha told her to do laundry, according to her, old pple lace just dirty full everywhere,she quickly came up with an idea, told Baba she will take it home wash and return to him all ironed , Baba said put starch🀣, that she sha wanted to run out of there, she don collect her money, chop ,so Na go remain, Baba smooshed small o, that the traffic on her way back, d flash back, the mans call, everything was just irritating her, as she got to 3rd mainland she threw BABAs clothes inside πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I said but why? It’s not nice, come and see how she eyed me, d laugh I laughed that day ehen. She said he is a stupid stupid stupid man, so because of how much?
      Sorry I took so much space.

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    4. This made me laugh I beg 🀣🀣🀣

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    5. πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜ @SluttyChic, it means the pee-pee is extra large.

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    6. Ahhhhh she no try. She for drive back and drop the clothes at babas gate. Baba Wan enjoy fresh things naim good for am

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    7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 3rd mainland has seen many things sha!

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    8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ Deeza.

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  3. Gobbled down his sharwama and asked for mine😳😳😳

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

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    2. Kai πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Is that all?

      Chinwe Uba

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    4. At least he asked, did he drag it from you?

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  4. he wanted sex

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  5. He raped me...

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    1. Sorry dear, I am sure he’s paying dearly for it.

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    2. Oh. So sorry. πŸ€—πŸ€—

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    3. Sorry, sis. You re a Queen regardless.

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    4. 😒 I hate rape and rapists. Sorry dear.

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    5. Sorry dear

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    6. Bear hugs

      Stroking your head as I sigh at the sheer stupidity and ignorance of some men


      Sorry

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    7. May God heal your heart and bless you so much that he will hear and see and be filled and frustrated with shame all his life.

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  6. Dirty and unwashed underwear

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    1. First visit, how did clothes fly out for u to see underwear?

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    2. Anon I said the same thing, he kept a pile of dirty underwear very disgusting

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    3. atleast yours was his underwear. mine said he was sick so I decided to take food to him. when I entered the living room it looked tidy and clean until when I went into the room, first off the tv stand was dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy AF then there was a glass cup with black muscous inside it.the big one was I opened his closet to hang my jacket and an unwashed G-string fell out omo I just couldn't stay another minute I just picked up my bag , called my uber and I was off

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  7. Thank God no work again.... I go dey here dey wait gist with my hollandia yoghurt.

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  8. Stella, mine was the opposite, he had OCD, although he told me while we chatted, i didnt know what OCD was like... he cleans and arranges everything, i mean everything including the spoons and fork, his wardrobe is the neatest ive ever seen, tee shirts folded, boxers ironed, longsleeves one corner, even laundry clothes inside the basket are all folded.... plenty neat neat things, nobody told me that i wouldnt cope, and he knew cus i stopped chatting with him, he later sent a text saying "its ok, i understand why you pulled away, but cleanliness is next to Godliness, lol"... & i replied "i wish we were on same chapter, even ants will have nothing to eat in your house, and i love ants lol".... we're still friends sha.

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    1. I have a friend who her dad is just like him.the dad had to rent another apartment on the island.

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    2. This one Na my baby daddy o. Wey come my house rearranged and started pointing at edge of walls , windows, back of tv calling it dirty. Dude for real? House b like heaven pls that thing is sicknesses, it’s not Normal. Am gradually teaching my daughter how to stain walls. Cos she must destroy all that rubbish he calls neatness. Pls is annoying

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Teach her from now till 2mr, excepts she escapes that part of his blood, na follow-come something. Its a terrible sickness, sometimes i feel so sorry for them, the smallest thing makes them uncomfortable, ive lived briefly with a few, if i buy something in a black nylon bag, and drop it on the table, it irritates them.

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    5. I know who u r madam baby daddy. Another woman’s husband and u r opening ur mouth. That ur broke arse baby daddy

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    6. People think OCD is a good thing. It is a disorder and it can actually push you to do illegal or criminal things. Some people OCD is so bad that they have to arrange their meat in soup, eat rice in a certain pattern. Some will remove your pant during sex and first help you hang it or fold it somewhere before they can continue sex. They can’t just remove clothes and throw it somewhere.

      I see people mention OCD loosely. Even Stella does. If you know what OCD means, you won’t wish it on yourself. It’s not about neatness, it’s about something being in a certain place, in a certain pattern at all times. It can even be about talking in a certain way.

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    7. We've been having fun but you just had to bring negative energy. You must be such fun at parties. *rme*

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    8. Wow @ YBNL's comment. People dey o.

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    9. YBNL....see me laughing at ur comments like a mad woman.lol

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  9. We were friends for like a year and then one day I went out to get stuff.
    Saw him in town and he was like” you have refused to know my place”
    I said okay, let me know where you live.
    He visits me in my shop regularly and I thought it would be great to know his place.
    We got there and I sat down on a chair.
    He offered me a drink,I turned it down.
    Next thing, he started telling me how beautiful I was and how he’s always admired me.
    He started touching my face saying it was all fresh and smooth.
    I respectfully pulled his hand away.
    Next thing he sad he wanted me πŸ™†πŸΏ‍♂️
    I asked what he meant by that.
    I stood up and told him I had to return to the shop that I was expecting someone.
    That was the last day I spoke to him.
    He was too ashamed to even come around my shop.

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  10. His Boxers. Dirty and torn. The collection was bad

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  11. Nawa Stella ordinary to clean kitchen you ran away lol

    Chinwe Uba

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    1. Atleast first time he could've cleaned and organised his kitchen to show that he can do things himself. Maybe he would've turned her into his house help....u don't know some men oo

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    2. Damp smell all over his house and clothes. First visit turned out to be the last

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  12. Mouth odour cos that was the first time to talk to him at a closer range.Stinking boxers etc

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  13. He asked me to cook 😐. Even added that i don't look like i know how to.

    Dueces ✌.

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    1. Lol

      Chinwe Uba

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    2. This happened to me. Only difference is that I had not visited him yet, we were still getting to know. Asked if I knew how to pound yam, I said nope I don't, not interested in learning. Next thing dude said was "my wife must know how to pound yam cos I don't joke with it". Nigga say wahhh. Never spoke to him again. ✌✌

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    3. Cyclone, imagine the effrontery. You did great. πŸ‘

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    4. Hahahahaha pound yam, that's u will pound and still cook u r lucky u ran if not u will be pounding for the whole family

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    5. Cyclone, hope you don marry now?

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    6. Cyclone good thing you ran. One guy I was considering to date told me he doesn't eat overnight food. That was the last time I spoke to him.

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    7. Hahahaha. Perxian and Cyclone 'ranned'.

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    8. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    9. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ at Swaggy u say what????????

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  14. 1st guy: He asked for Anal.

    2nd guy: I paid him a visit out of choice, told him to be a gentleman and treat me like a lady, he didnt bother pay for my cab, when he re invited me, I blasted his life.

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    1. See how you cheapen yourself? He should pay for ur cab, tell us the ways he has spent on you, cus ur type will not visit him if he hasnt spent on you somehow.... entitlement small minds, abeg go front.

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    2. You would have given him the main thing before he asked for anal...just open up finish.

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    3. So you can't pay for your cab? Entitled isi okpo 😑

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  15. His bed was too strong, plus he had a weak waist. AnG please stay away πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ˜§πŸ˜§πŸ˜§πŸ˜§

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ waist that cannot whine well, is that one waist?

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ so you prefer strong beds so it does not shatter to pieces

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    3. Strong mattress' is always a vibe killer. I can relate πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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    4. So you want Strong waist and weak bed abi

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    5. @Blackberry
      Are you in the amorc? That thing you put up there

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  16. As we approached the house, i noticed a line of super white,large men's briefs-with their pouches. It was a sunny day and they were spread in all their glory. I don't know why the sight of that line got me panicking. My goodness!

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    1. I have a feeling I'll sleep on this post today. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  17. I liked him too much.. Gosh I was breathless all through. I ran. I don't want to love that much, I may lose my star to him.

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  18. Smelling mouth, body odour, Dirty room and worst of all, he asked me to wash his toilet. I kukuma use that opportunity to tell him my mind, deleted his number and blocked him on Whatsapp in his presence

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    1. Yucky.... na you Dey use the toilet wey you wan wash am?

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    2. Wash his Toilet ?????????

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    3. Let me tell you something ive done...
      Some guys use this pattern to get rid of some girls, i was getting to know this new babe, then i realised i cnt date her, but she has started catching feelings and insisting to stop by my place cus its not far from her office, i kept giving excuses, and at a point she assumed i had a serious GF, i said oya come na...
      I messed up the whole place, im not a dirty guy, but come and see mess i created and waited for her, pour chocolate inside the toilet join, it resembles watery shit... she didnt even drink water, under 5mins i started hearing her day, im laye for mid week service, i nod my head say no problem... bye bye.

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    4. How una dey take meet guys like this sef.....they no even fit pretend clean everywhere up before babe arrive

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    5. I'm not sure I believe the pour chocolate inside toilet part. Chocolate seizes in contact with water and solidifies. Your toilet would have been blocked.

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    6. Science student welcome.
      chocolate that melts at the feel of heat will solidify inside water?? Na u sabi the kind of choc sha... but na cheap one i pour inside toilet.

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    7. I know a lot about chocolate as I am a chocolatier. I find chocolate powder more believable. Just saying.

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    8. And yes cheap chocolate or badly tempered chocolate will start to melt in your hands.

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    9. Maybe liquid chocolate.

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    10. Na so una don turn this thread to physics and chemistry class, πŸ˜„πŸ˜„.

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  19. Enter your comment...Dirty boy

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  20. Asked me to cook. Gave me a list with the cost of the items. Gave me the exact money. When I got to the market I had to add extra because the items cost more. Only for the guy to complain when I got home that I didn't know how to manage money. I cooked though but I never went back.

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  21. What's Dueces?
    Do you know how to cook?

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    1. You dey follow dictionary quarrel ??

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    2. Dueces is "boy bye"
      Yes, very well.

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @you dey follow dictionary quarrel?

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    4. Lol @ Troll.
      Anon, fine girls dey sabi cook wella o. Where's Shooter, my darling?

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    5. I'm here baby 😘😘😘

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  22. Dirty environment, very dirty kitchen, dirty clothes everywhere, his choice of apartment sef, jeezzz, his mindset is very shallow. I raaaan. Till today bros can't figure out why I ran.

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  23. Apart from what I wrote up there, there's been nobody. Guys I've actually gone out of my way to visit, have been worth it.

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  24. He showed me the towel he had soaked since three days. Boya he thought I'ld volunteer to wash it is what I dont know till today.

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    1. 😲😲😲 are you kidding me...
      who breed such men!
      damm!

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  25. He came downstairs to pick me up, the next thing he says 'just a minute, I don't want my neighbour to see you'. I swear I have never been so mad in my life. A full grown man playing hide and seek. Obviously he was a church worker and just recently broke up with his ex. I wondered why he invited me. Thank God for self control, I held my temper. In my mind I already knew this was the first and last. No time for boy-men or pretenders!

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  26. Coming back to add coment

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  27. Auntie didn’t know what she want, she can request for your eye even with all I gave her, not up to two months I’ve spent over a million, yet she works and earns more than me but to contribute she can’t, told her I can’t deal, make she dey go, at least she says she is a virgin at forty one, never even know why I didn’t ask for sex or a kiss, not that she’s not beautiful but something’s off about her, not alluring or it was the demands that killed the vibes who knows

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  28. @19:38, if she acts like dat at 41, trust me, she self no want marry you . maybe something was off about you too.

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    1. Na lie some ppl r like dat

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  29. He put on a pornography video.formed a phone call and left

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    1. LOL. I don't see the problem.

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    2. To get you in the mood mommaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Come and finish ya story oo

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Finish the story. What happened next ? Did you walk away?

      Chinwe Uba

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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  30. Very dirty house, in fact the rug looked like something that has not been swept for two years..... Dirty plates everywhere, I cleaned up the house but never went back.

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  31. I never visited any guy I was dating. The ones I wasn't dating that I visited were giving me some sexual signals that I knew if I didn't leave immediately, I would be raped. There was one old man I used to visit in his office, I saw him as a mentor, the office was like a house,only him, I even bought him a gift on Valentine's day to appreciate his leadership position in my life then he started saying he wants to take me out, I thought it was a joke until the day I went to his office, he grabbed me so tight that I was so afraid then he let go and pretended nothing happened, I was too shocked,he saw me out and that was the last day I went to his office and he never called me too like he always did, may be out of shame. My sister said I should have confronted, I told her that the office was too secluded and I didn't know how he got the strength he used to grab me but it was strong, I knew if I fought it I couldn't win that fight. Thank God he let go, I was so scared that my heart was almost falling off. I have this strange fear of visiting guys,I just wouldn't.

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  32. I don't have a once tale. Mine was twice.
    The first time I went to his house he was well aware of my coming so every where was tidied up.
    The second time I went, I cancelled so he wasn't expecting me. The sight of his dirty boxers, dirty bed, untidy room and the stench of urine- only heaven knows where the smell was coming from- was a no no for me. He even had the guts to try to kiss me with his dirty mouth when he hadn't even had his bath at past 5pm which I suspect he hadn't brushed his teeth either.
    To top it all, he wasn't consistent with his stories/lies and a girl kept calling his line whom he said is his madam's daughter. All these messiness on top tall, handsome and ideal man. Hian! Couldn't deal abeg! I left and never looked back.

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  33. I saw different colours of anointing oil,like 30bottles..Jesus!!! I ran,he called the next day to ask for my father and mother's names,that his pastor told him to bring them for prayers to know if I'm his wife,,,I told him not to bother that I'm not his wife...

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Hahahahha.. Extremely hilarious. What!

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    3. Shift let me faint 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Hahaha

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  34. I saw a rat in his bedroom & that was it.

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    1. Hahahahahahaha oh Lord! This cracked me up. I'd have done the same. How I hate rats! And they know cos I've never seen one in my house and I won't see any in Jesus'Name.

      Rat is a devourer, household enemy.

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  35. Why is it that women always expose men by screaming dirty underwear, small pee, smelly armpit but you hardly see a man that will come to social media to say that he met a woman with smelly punani, very dirty woman , small breasts, no nyash, smelly armpit etc. Why do we always expose men? Or do we think they don't encounter such.

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    1. I have experienced all that, trust me. Smelly pussy, mouth odour and I didn’t even break up with her because I liked her. Fine girl but she could be cold. Then the day she gave me a hand job was the last straw. Whether na pussy juice she used I don’t even know. It was irritating. I still didn’t break up, I just really slowed down my place and let the relationship fizzle out.

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  36. Smelling armpit

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  37. Reading all these comments made me realize one thing : we parents need to raise the boy child to know that basic house chores isn't for the girls only.
    Boys should learn that cooking and cleaning won't make them less masculine. May GOD help me with my boys... Amen

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    1. Very true. Same thing my mom was saying this morning.

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    2. Thank you my sister, iji okwu. I will start teaching my boys house chores.

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    3. I had this conversation some days back with a friend.
      Nice observation, interactions like this is always very good and insightful .

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  38. He invited me, got to the house meet about seven guys in the sitting room, said sorry and went back and never looked back, I nor dey for my yam nor done...

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  39. He talked too much plus his siblings came around and they were all loud too. What made me scared was it sounded kind of razz ( very conc pidgin English). I left the house and sent him a text I was not interested, it was my first and last visit. He saw me a few years later and wanted to know why I did that, said he wanted to marry me back then but I never told him why I left that day.

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  40. As soon as I entered the door, there was a snoop dog video playing with plenty nude women. His fate was sealed, I can't deal.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  41. He ignored me and was playing in a way I thought was disrespectful with his best friends newly acquired girlfriend, it was my first time visiting. He returned back to me but I was furious already, just told him quietly I was ready to leave, got home and blocked his numbers.

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  42. LOl I’ve never visited a man’s house instead I invite him over, I’ve only ever been close to one dude: the current one I’m kinda seeing and he smells so darn good and I like to put my head on his chest and have a good sniff while he puts him arms around me and cradles me while we watch a movie. I miss him now πŸ˜’
    We no dey do stolen fork or even kiss sef πŸ˜†

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  43. hmmmm... we had a romantic dinner, clubbed, then went to his house ... head game fire, love making superb l, sweet kisses bla bla bla.
    but I saw at least 3 roaches and one or two rats galavanting the room. after that night for me it was over.
    he had been toasting me for at least 4 months.

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  44. We wenter out eating with his friends, he was chewing loudly and talking. Chewing like a pig. To worsen matters, he finished his barbecue fish and started eating mine. I don't share a plat of meals no spoons with people. It was so irritating that I stopped and was watching him . He was like baby, why are you not eating? His friend understood and called him at the corner for a talk. It was a complete turn off and I left for good.

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  45. Fine guy visited and saw the way he spoke to his mom. Turn off! I never visited again.

    Second dude didn't keep up with his words, am a gentle man if you don't want I won't force you, mumu me went thinking he was a gentle man.


    Ghen!ghen mid- of- the-night he was chasing me up and down in his house, poor me ended up sleeping on the balcony.

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  46. Entered the guys house and saw three buckets he used to stop rain that was leaking from his roof. the worst was that there was a plastic plate on the bed. My thought was 'guy what happened to all the carpenters in your area'

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  47. Used condom on his room floor and very dirty house. After I saw the used condom the guy raped me o. That was the last time I saw him till today. It’s been almost 10yrs

    Another one, dirty house plus gate in front of his room. Make he no go kidnap me for there. Na so I carry my leg run 4-40

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  48. Nnaa eeh, cant stop laughing. roaches n rats for room, 3*large preek,dirty room, house n boxers,rape(bad) n leaky-leaky room. Wa wa oh

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  49. Smelling ampit chased me away

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  50. Let me go and start training my son with all I can. Whaaaat!

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  51. He brought a friend along on our first date. He was also acting very loud the whole time and then accused me for not being open. I was just turned off by the friend thing and the loudness and couldnt wait to get home.

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  52. He called me to come over,and begged me to cook for him. Shit pissed me off so i blocked his number afterwards

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