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Friday, June 07, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post...

83 comments:

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Body odour and smelly puna! Jeeez! Oh my God, as iiiin!!!...😢

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Anonymous said...

If he talks about sex i'd run...

Just let it happen instead of telling me its a must.

Omah said...

Mouth odour

Anonymous said...

If he talks about me sponsoring his business or borrowing him money, I'd run.

If he says I love you in one month, I'd run. lol

Ladybird banks.birdlover said...

When u dont respect me and i see small sign of violence. ..after seeing all what i saw while growing up...i swore that instead of me to marry an abusive husband, i rather remain single. I walked out of relationship sighting any chance of abuse and manipulation.

Anonymous said...

Short Tiny penis.

SDK addict ½í¸Ží ½í¸Ž said...

I'm selling zobo and popcorn, pleasee patronize me 😂😂😂😂😂

Anonymous said...

Poor hygiene. Hygiene issues are not negotiable.

Blessed Princess said...

If he can not play the head game wella

Blackberry said...

A weak waist n being tightfisted.

Cutest Pat said...

- When I notice he can't control his
temperament.
- When there's no sign of respect.
- When he can't control the way and.
manner he eats.
- When he find it had to say sorry.
- If he is stingy.
- If he is dirty.

With these points, I will pick my race.

Unisex tees @ #1,500 each said...

Once I notice you've anger issues,or a control freak
Oga bye bye
🏃🏃🏃 in lightening speed

SluttyChic said...

If he and his house are dirty.
I remember the first time i visited an ex.
I kept postponing the visit until my friend encouraged me to go.
I was meant to stay 3 days but I changed my mind....why?
He pooed and the whole house was smelling.
I felt so embarrassed that I had to leave next day.
I started wondering if that’s how he’d keep blasting me with that disgusting smell.
I never visited him again.

Anonymous said...

When he smokes

Queen Realtor��‍♀️ Call me for your verified lands. said...

*Dirtiness
*Laziness
*Body/ mouth odour
*Pride top with a little bit of arrogance

Cyclone 🌀 said...

Lies.
No ambition/drive.
Sub par personal hygiene.
Manipulative.
Narcissism...

Spongebob Squarepants said...

Lies lies lies and more lies

God's Favor said...

When he starts coming up with one story or the other in order to collect money, then it's time to part way, I cannot come and become a mother Christmas. Once bitten, twice shy.

excited courtesy said...

Mouth, body, armpit odours. If I hear borrow me money, if I hear begging of any kind.

Anonymous said...

When she suddenly says next week is my birthday..

Gold digger alert

Iyke Desmond said...

Lolss...

Epique said...

Frequent talks about s*x,violence, hiding phones,receiving calls in a funny way. If I perceive not to be liked by his folks.Mouth odour(I can't deal or manage). No ambition. A philanderer,tribalistic. Antagonizing anything related to God/or discredit God's existence.

Sandy said...

Lool. This is truly and exactly it for me wallahi. Cant honestly deal with someone that smells somehow(B O).
That is my very first attraction in a man tbh!!!

Anonymous said...

Horrible kisser and mouth odour

deenity sealord said...

But una gbenshed for the night ba?

Sandy said...

Hahahaha. I really loveee this as well sha.

Anonymous said...

Ndi Pharisees full market today o
All these "body odor, mouth odor, small tool,small nyansh, tiny toe...
If the man get all those come be dollar millionaire wey live abroad nko?
Ajuju n' ese okwu? 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
That time them yarns go change; "e eehh, with money we go fix am, even if
im be Satan... na only body odor im get, e no kill persin..."
No be wetin we dey read for comments for sdk blog be these?
Ajuju ajuoo
Make i interpret them yarns;
"If the man no get money, no get tap root for abroad, no dey dole out dollars..."
That one na them deal breaker for Naija Pharisee girls o.
Even if im like make im be Nedrized grandp🤐🤐🤐,
but im get dollars plenty, them go Reginarize am like that 😊😊
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝



Anonymous said...

That's how you people will be running away from good men. What happens to someone loving you in under a month?

Make una dey careful with generalizations and negative assumptions oh

Blessed Princess said...

I am with you on this.

Anonymous said...

My dear no "good man" wold want to borrow money from you when the relationship has not gone anywhere or ask anything off you.

The word i love you has been abused, people say it and not know the true meaning of it. In a month a person might like you, but love grows with time and not suddenly.

Anonymous said...

na wa..why did he not spray perfume and open toilet window b4 using toilet...someone thought me to carry small bottle of bleach or perfume in your bag when visiting a guy b4 you poo pour into the toilet to hide the smell

Zeexa Love said...

Hahahahahahahahaha ANG sef but you have a point though

Blackberry said...

Ajuju n'ese ajuoo

Anonymous said...

Pride, arrogance, stinginess and lack of fear for authorities, God.

Anonymous said...

That will make me Usain Bolt too. I have a very sensitive and sharp sense of smell. Its like a premonition, its even spiritual sef. I know stuff b4 they happen through a wiff of scent, smell, odor that will just pass through my nose fiam!. Well thats story for another day. I can pick a former fling's smell from a long distance b4 setting eyes on them, even after so many years. I can ascertain someone I know has been in a place, room, office, etc even after >2hrs.

However considering other potentials, I will try to work with the person to make a change for the better. If I am trying to help you clean up and you are resistive or being argumentative while you continue to stink, bye bye o. Asta la vista smellos. My patience get limit, abegi.

*****Erhm, guys, for a stinking pussy, please send her to the Doctors. It might be e.g. trichomonas...it has that fishy (fresh fish) odor that will just pollute the air especially after gbenshing. Even if the Babe just took a shower before the act, the smell is still overpowering. It can be other bacterias too or other conditions that may have distorted the normal vaginal flora. Worthy to note that guys who are promiscuous w/o umbrellas can actually carry this odor causing bacterias
from on sweet pot to the other.. oh yes. But it does not affect the guy.
*** Please help educate our girls and yourselves. No cuss her or discuss her with your guys. Be a gentleman.
***Insults will not help this generation, because ignorance is a bastard.

Anonymous said...

U go try help a w d hygiene. Educate before you waka. You might be surprised nobody thought them better.

Anonymous said...

I will take off when you keep lying. Recurrent lying that will not even help your destiny is a no no. Ah ah, kilode? Some people are just pathological liars, they just lie for nothing whatsoever, disgusting. Na winch? Witchcraft no get reason, that's why the bible says, suffer not winchy to see day light.

Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻 said...

If he ask for sex=deal breaker
Stinginess=deal breaker
NO fear and respect for God and man=deal breaker
Dirtiness=deal breaker
Lousy talks=deal breaker

Anonymous said...

Same here o. He has to be a headmaster. I enjoy that much more than penetration. Its Pretty much the only way I orgasm. So it's non negotiable.

Too blessed to be cursed said...

Aggressiveness.I can't stand violence people.don't scream at the waiter and act gentle with me.I don see you finish🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

House Of Bint👑 said...

when he's stingy.

Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻 said...

My dear anonymous 19:03, opening toilet window is more advisable and better(for toilet with no air purifier)
Perfumes are not recommended at all in the toilet especially after 💩
Air ventilator spray is far better than perfume.
Perfume worsen the smell.

Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻 said...

Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 you are too much 🙌🏾

Anonymous said...

I been think this Blackey woman dey yarn igbo o
Even to copy "ajuju n' ese okwu" you no 🤐🤐
Okay, Blackey do you speak Igbo?
Ajuju ajuoo 😝😝😝😝😝

Anonymous said...

Ms. A
Ya deal breaker plenty oo
So which one be ya "real deal" na?
Ajuju
😂😂😂😂

Mrs Sharon said...

Small prick*lol

Blessed Princess said...

Which means you ended the relationship based on smelling poo poo?

prettyjene the unique said...

The moment a man starts pointing out my physical flaws in a joking manner. Can you create a perfect human being?

DBarezz said...

One is already saying he loves n misses me...we met on 25th of June..Just 2 weeks ago..Don't know what to make of it...and I just got out of a very bad relationship. I want to have fun (not really sexual) ,see places n enjoy... I'm scared of jumping into what I just came out of...Single as fuck but am in a good place.

Anonymous said...

He keeps fingernail
Wen he no b woman. In fact, I hate wit passion

Mrs. A.E, God's Own🌸🌺🌻 said...

My dear, I didn't even list all

Anonymous said...

25th of June, two weeks ago? Waoh. You know I have always wanted that power than can make me live ahead of time. Future powers. Abeg borrow me some of your own Na. (Stella’s side eye🙄 )

Star Girl said...

When I notice him talking down on people or treating them badly because he thinks they ain't in d same social class, people waiters or cab drivers.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe I was with a man for four years, BTW I had a child for him o, and then we fell out, and now I have a sexual partner, and I cum even before he enters me o, I can't believe I just know what it means to cum, jeez, for four years I was with baby daddy and I never experienced it, no wonder I was always sore, now I can't be with a man that can't make me cum . abeg make una leave me o.

Anonymous said...

😂😂😂anon 20:50 I'm sure she wanted to say May. In a funny for here o.

Anon 20:31 abeg 2weeks is too soon,that's how one did same to me barely one month he was shouting I love you upandan. Then I refused him sex, home boy got upset and told me he'd give me space. Just like that o. So chill, time has a way of revealing who is for us.

DBarezz said...

Omg...Na mistake ooo.Meant to say "May".

Solace Alfred said...

G- Guys

Anonymous said...

Imagine, someone's trying to match make me with a guy.I've spoken to the so called guy on phone & agreed to see him next week Saturday, only for him to call me this evening requesting for recharge card....mtcheeew

DBarezz said...

Anon 21:23. Yes ooo..U are right. Already invited me to his house.Surely take my time.I'm in no rush ooo....Daalu

Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021) said...

Playing smart

Anonymous said...

Domineering attitude, dirty, aggressive et al in this category

Mom Ella said...

Hmmmmmmm...all these headmistress

OJAELBA said...

*Violent people*

Anonymous said...

If she doesn't bang me till I faint.

Anonymous said...

I wonder why it's easy to label somebody stingy, when you are worse off. Can you give him what you are asking for?
Dating or relationship is not an ATM nor for a "sex-capede" (sic).
It is meant for both parties to see through the needles eye: if they can/could accommodate the each other flaws with happiness.
Are you not also stingy? Deal breaker " when he starts making requests." Yet you are making your own requests off him. That's why all they see you as, is for sexual pleasures.
Don't bite more than you can chew. And stop this mentality of demanding. It's said "do unto others as you wished for yourself. If you can't give, please don't ask.
You like hangouts and movies, yet you have never taken the initiative to take him out? Always waiting on him to do that. You think today's guys are stupid? No, they give it to us hot hot.
SHM

Anonymous said...

I wonder why it's easy to label somebody stingy, when you are worse off. Can you give him what you are asking for?
Dating or relationship is not an ATM nor for a "sex-capede" (sic).
It is meant for both parties to see through the needles eye: if they can/could accommodate the each other flaws with happiness.
Are you not also stingy? Deal breaker " when he starts making requests." Yet you are making your own requests off him. That's why all they see you as, is for sexual pleasures.
Don't bite more than you can chew. And stop this mentality of demanding. It's said "do unto others as you wished for yourself. If you can't give, please don't ask.
You like hangouts and movies, yet you have never taken the initiative to take him out? Always waiting on him to do that. You think today's guys are stupid? No, they give it to us hot hot.
SHM

Ñuriababy said...

Bobo juice (blabbing, booster) bad breath😷😷😷 i can't stand that. Dorty i will just faint and i have no tolerance for stingy guys biko

AGADI NA GWO OVEH said...

Kelvin so a starting relationship for you must begin with sex cos I don't know how you'd find out the puna is smelling if you've not tried gbenshing.

I wonder to what happened to godly relationships and getting to knows

AGADI NA GWO OVEH said...

Stella said in a starting relationship oh...
No wonder men don't take most ladies serious because it's obvious that they have nothing but sex to put on the table.Continue making yourself a sex symbol until it boomerang

AGADI NA GWO OVEH said...

Define a weak waist.

AGADI NA GWO OVEH said...

Most men have one of the above mentioned so I'd advice you send china a sample of the kind of man you want for your Bespoke Product.

Jet li said...

Jump and pass abeg

Jet li said...

Pride
Stinginess
Razzness and lousiness
No fear of GOD
Malice keepers union member
No sense of humour
Dullness
Laziness
Greed
Selfishness
Meanness
Pettiness
Unforgiving spirit
Hot and Quick temperedness
Misplaced priorities
Mummy handbag
No mind of their own
Manipulative
Doesn't listen to others

Shooter Gyal said...

Lmao

Anonymous said...

Ahahahahahahaha, my first genuine laugh today.
Thankyou.
Babe, balance your Dunlop slippers on your scalp and flee.
Flee like Buhari and Bobrisky are pursuing you.
Those kinds of parasitic elements belong in a rubbish dump at Olusosun near that smelling Ojota.

Anonymous said...

Mouth odour, body odour, smelly beard and manner less eating like a goat chewing grass and talking like an agbero.

Anonymous said...

Everybody needs to have airfreshner in their toilets.

Josephine E said...

Enter your comment...
hairy armpit, I find it disgusting.

Josephine E said...

Enter your reply...
gbamest

Missy Jay said...

Lol he is just testing you

Anonymous said...

Requesting for a recharge card cracked me up. Una no go kill person for this blog.

Chinwe Uba

Anonymous said...

My husband said he will marry me on the first date.. trust me, he did and he’s a wealthy man.

I thought it was weird because I was about 21 years old and not ready to marry anyone. 3 years after we tied the knot. Now we are happily married for 5 years with two gorgeous kids.. 💕💕

Lillysimple said...

I think he was joking
Why didn't send him just 100 box own