Stella Dimoko Waffy Proverbs.....


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Wednesday, June 05, 2019

Waffy Proverbs.....

If the Waffy Forefathers didnt say it,then its not

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use good English dey pray.

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall

3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set o.

4.who naked no dey shuuk hand for pocket...!

5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7. This one good, this one good na in mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be until dem name am Samson.

9.Na over confidence naim make February no complete.

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..

12. Them dey hide craze man he dey blow whistle.

13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water for no boil Fish....

These are Waffy proverbs,do we also have Igbo,Yoruba,Hausa or any other tribe's proverbs?


  1. 1.(Naija)Sisi wey stand outside, get persin wey she dey wait for 😜
    2.Cut suya, cut suya, na for nama bodi
    3. The race wey (Naija)sisi tear commot hands for her chest, wetin
    dey pursue am dey long πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️πŸƒ‍♀️
    4. (Naija)Sisi wey dey press phone for night nderi, if she no catch usu; bat, she
    go catch owl πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

  2. Crazy hilarious true words.

    1. No be today kwash dey back

      We don see plenty Christmas, easter no be news

      No teeth for rotten mangoes

      Abeg abeg I no fit shout

  3. No number 2 correct wella. Dat number 6 na lie, na impatient de cause am. No 13 is everything. Sense dey inside dat yarn well well.

    1. when you do num 2, dem expell you fr school

    2. Hahahahahahahahaha but Dede I no tell you say I do am na

  4. Hahahaha at no 2.
    11 is the real deal mehn

  5. tohtoh water no plenty, but e dey reach prick baff

    1. Pikin wey no fear carry e papa up, e papa blokos go cover his eyes -Igbo

    2. Pikin wey no fear carry e papa up, e papa blokos go cover his eyes -Igbo

  6. This reminds me so much of Pararan🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  7. this are funny and deep...was it olori that posted in IHN yesterday?

  8. Waoh! Educative, lesson proffered yet funny..

  9. choke me zaddy, choke me zaddy na im pussy take dey wide

  10. E go come down, e go come down na I'm butterfly take enter Bush.

    If you no pull meat, pepper no go enter eye

    If nyash shake, waka don start be that

    Persin wey get big scrotum say e no pain am, neighbour say I'm no fit sleep because of the scrotum.

    Choi, I try o.

  11. carve my hair lining well, na im head dey take wear V-neck

  12. Nor be by big dick them take Dey born twins

    Tortoise know say house rent cost too much, na e make am carry e own house come life

    Difference dey between bathroom and baffroom. If ur soap fall for baffroom, u nor dey pick am againπŸ˜‚

    Pikin when Dey find party rice not suppose to fear dance oo

    Goat know say the waka waka wey dey dis life plenty well well, na e make am wear shoes come life

    Who dey sell pepper no dey use hand dey scratch pri*k

    Just felt like jumping on this from the ones I know from way back😁

    1. Isaaaaaaccc!! ! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

    2. If e scratch am
      Na die be DAT o

  13. No 2 correct pass 😢

  14. Wetin concern bicycle with fuel station. Them dey use mouth put fish for pot πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†

  15. Wetin concern bicycle with fuel station. Them dey use mouth put fish for pot πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†. Person wey wear white no dey near red oil. Elder wey say make children no eat rat, make him no use teeth share am give.

  16. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent

  17. Nah area Warri boys take dey gather.
    Nah yansh Warri girls dey use break karnel.

  18. Pikin wey dem use Warri or Sapele water baff dey sabi, as in dem be "sabi sabi"
    For University days, so this my Lagos friend dey friend one Benin guy, the girl come dey try blend into the Pidgin level, sotey she come dey use past tense dey speak Pidgin.
    The thing can vex the guy ehen.
    Naim my friend come ask me with vexation one day, if pidgin English no get past tense, say her guy say make she come ask me, from day l begin dey teach am, how to blend.

  19. No be today yansh get center parting.
    Na woman wen neva see problem dey hold breasts dey run..
    Dey nor dey tell deaf and dumb say market don close ...
    Fish when nor eat worm for hook well, go enter pot..
    Fall for me, I fall for you na dog play take dey sweet..
    Na the same teeth when lion take dey carry him picking Na he take dey kill animal..
    Fine girl, fine girl naim ashawo work take dey start...
    Ashawo wen nor get sweet mouth na hungry go beat am..
    Na sweet mouth dem dey take sell rotten fish..
    Na for morning dem dey take sell fresh fish...
    Na hand dem take drive mosquito wen perch for bloggous...

  20. No 13 is deep..funny proverb, I was just smilling all through.

  21. Na from play play clap Dey turn to dance.
    Dem no Dey tell old woman to close leg because you nor no where she from Dey collect breeze.

    1. Different type of ventilation
      All manner of breeze dey

    2. Any cough wey no comot from mouth
      Na another tin e don be

  22. Wetin concern fowl with toothbrush
    Wetin concern vulture with barber
    Na from clap dance dey take start
    To craze nor dey hard na the trekking be wahala
    Madman sef won barb hair na chance nor dey


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