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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post






-Tiolet Washer

132 comments:

  1. Catching Snakes and other reptiles.

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    1. Pinklady, so a woman died leaving 4 children behind and all you could say is side chicks are winning. You are truly a wicked person and the seeds you are sowing, you will definitely reap.

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    2. Demonlady, that's what you should rename yourself to.

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    1. Same here. That job is not for the faint-hearted. I still can't forget the mortuary attendant in Kaduna that was killed by angry spirits.

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    2. Sapio, come back and finish this story biko...

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    1. For a million dollars, i'd ask if hes a very bad guy, it'd be easier if hes a bad person im killing.

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    2. Lol... that will equally make you a bad one too, why not look at it from this angle- what if we've also been killed those times we've done terrible things. A bad guy today might turn a good guy tomorrow. I'll agree with torture,killing? mba nu!

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    3. If hes a pedophile, abeg kill him and take the money... sleep well join.

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    4. Nigeria Policeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  4. I’ll do any job for that amount, so long it’s not crocophilia ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. @I understand that ya big grammar wey dey sound like crocodile to mean say
      you no go fit chop shit (for Dubai) like some Naija girls dey do during some stolen fork
      sessions.
      So you go collect that kin amount and let them "small god rods" drill you...as in akwuna kwunaing?
      Ajuju di egwu oo
      Make you no run commot oo. Zaam ajuju o
      ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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    2. Even as a side chick
      I no fit sluttychic

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    3. hahahahaha@ akwuna kwunaing

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    4. Never say never
      Lol

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    5. Never say never
      Lol

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    6. @ajuju , I prefer big god rods ๐Ÿคช
      @side chic, ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ
      @anon 19:20 ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

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    7. Na Dubai special be that

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    8. @SluttyChic
      What you actually wanted to write was
      Coprophilia(pleasure in s8x involving sheet) or corpophagia(eating of sheet).
      Well with this mindset of yours, lets paint the picture;
      you are broke/dimeless. A man appears and takes your phone number/biodata, opens a domiciliary account,
      credits your account with $ 1 million and you confirm it with your bank.
      Then he says, all you have to do is "chop your own sheet". And you say???????
      Look, once greed is there, Satan the deceiver can nab the person.
      What he will tell you is "how sweet the journey is", he won't tell you that
      1. once you enter his ride, he is at the driver's seat
      2. you will be paralyzed and helpless/hopeless
      3. he won't tell you the destination

      So work on your spirit by being disciplined/diligent in fasting/praying and study of
      the word of God. That's the only way to avoid being sucked in by evil. I've been there, well
      tempted by money up to a similar amount. Yes

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  5. Prostitution.... I will never sell my body for money, no matter the situation or how much is involved.

    Stella, I have worked as a cleaner before and washing toilet was part of the deal.
    I am grateful to God for His blessings are new every morning.

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    1. Ermmm, Mrs A, this prostitution you are saying you won't do for a million dollars so, hope you know some women are doing it for the price of Indomie and eggs? ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚

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    2. Bless you Ms A. My first job was a cleaner.

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    3. My dear Eesah, that makes me different. I have very well grounded principles and I am not moved in any way by material things.

      Bless you dear anonymous 19:03.

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    4. Mrs A, IKR. Just teasing ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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    5. @Ms A I like your honesty ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

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    6. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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    7. I beg to disagree,I don't mind prostitution abeg as giveaway no gree pay. Again I can do anything for money as far as it's legit.

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    8. My current job ...am a cleaner it's better than stealing or prostitution ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ

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    9. @Blessed Princess, is prostitution legit?

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    10. And I pray God promote you to greater height and as many that are struggling to make it. Olรจ ร ti aแนฃรฉ̣wรณ nรฌkan lรณ bo mแป jแบน. Cleaner is a honest work.

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    11. @Rosemary

      Please do not compare your legitimate honest earning with idolatry (stealing/prostitution See Col. 3:5)
      You have all the peace and blessings of God doing that.
      Don not join Naija Pharisee girls abeg.
      Make Ekwensu no get you through stolen fork or amu robbery inugo?
      ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน I've done jobs more menial that that (but honorable) but all "voluntary".

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    12. Blessed Princess gradually unveiling her true self.. kontinu. Don't find something doing, be begging online while time passes you by.

      Rosemary ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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    13. @ Rosemary and Mrs A , all I can say is that God will bless and promote you more.
      I started as a caregiver and that is shit cleaning,bathing,shopping,cooking and washing toilet for sick people.( pray they don't send you to a family that belittles someone like the last I will never forget , it made me made a decision for myself) all for $12 an hour before tax o!
      From there I became a CNA,went back to school and got my RN license. Today, I'm a military nurse and thinking of going for my masters.
      It doesn't matter where you started but the direction and focus. I'm rooting for all my beautiful women out there.
      You all rock ladies ๐Ÿ‘Š

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  6. Mortuary attendant...God forbid

    "shit parker"..... yuck!

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    1. i nearly asked about you..i just thought about you this week..hope you're good..my almost birthday mate

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    2. Mortuary attendant is not that bad.... Being security in the cemetery is worse.

      I can work as a mortuary attendant e.g, a beautician. I actually like watching those beauticians care for deadbodies.

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    3. Mortuary Attendant. Kiaaaaa,that's Murdering Sleep 4 Me.
      @ Ms A, You are a Strong Woman Biko!!!

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    4. @DeHeroine:thanks sweetie, i"m doing fine. I've just been very very busy. Hope you're good.

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  8. Mortician

    Any job that involves cleaning up after people ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

    Runs girl (side eyes at ANG)

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    1. @Snarker
      Jiri nwayoo with this Pharisee yarn ooo
      Say for one million dollars you will not "runs"
      Naija girls open legs without being given anything
      just the pleasure of the stolen fork.
      Proof; chronicles, comments, anonymous night posts
      ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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  9. Yaba left escapee11 July 2019 at 18:10

    Gay-for-pay.

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    1. Chop knuckle
      And other forms of ashewo

      GOD help me

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  10. prostitution
    husband snatching
    dustbin packing
    police

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    1. Husband snatching na work?

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    2. Husband snatching is a job?

      Sanitation is more fitting.

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    3. Is husband snatching a job or vice?

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    4. Husband snatching is not a job
      They don’t snatch men nah,it’s the men that use lies to snatch us

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    5. Dustbin parking as you call it isn't a bad job. Just that Nigeria here, we don't use the right PPE for the job. Wearing the right outfit and heading straight to steam shower. In this country we dont take things seriously. Those working as lawma are exposed to toxic and harmful bacts every minute.

      I so much appreciate sterling bank, for the coveralls and reflectives given to them.

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    6. Husband snatching is a full time job

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    7. it's a 'job' for ladies who derive pleasure in breaking marriages

      yes as long as it's Nigerian dustbin packing/Sanition no no

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  11. Any job that works against my faith...

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  12. Native doctor.

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  13. Surrogate mother.

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    1. I can do this one for free.

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    2. With the way i think, i could do this free for someone that really needs it.

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    3. Surrogacy is a very good job if you ask me. You are helping humanity and also making a living at the same time

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    4. Letting the baby go is where the problem will be. It'll break my heart๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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  15. I will do anything for that amount...life don taya me

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  16. There is no LEGITIMATE (approved by God in the Scriptures) work that I cannot do.

    The Scriptures says that we should be willing to do menial work Romans 12:16 NIV (footnote) and not be proud.

    Jesus was a carpenter. There were kings, rich merchants, Gold traders,
    he could have chosen to do any of that or even be like Joseph of Arimathea who was a rich follower of his.
    How many of you will allow a carpenter to tell you good morning
    talkless of dating you?

    In the City where I lived before the present one. There was a motherless
    babies home there -a very large one.
    I used to go there (even before I married), play with the kids, wash their clothes (hand washing. They used napkins so it will be so soiled ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ). I bought the detergents and
    bleach bottles to do it. Help in dressing them up. I knew all their
    stories. I felt so fulfilled and
    happy doing it. When DH came into the
    picture, I took him there to see them,
    though I did not let him do the washings. I took my kids there and always reminded them of kids without
    parents whenever they complained of one thing or the other.

    If you are a Christian, try this thing I am telling you and see another perspective to life... the joy and blessings that it brings.
    You could end up adopting a champion
    from there, who knows...?
    ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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    1. ANG i hail oh.

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    2. I disagree with you, for the fact I believe in Christ, doesn't mean I should go for any job that I'm not happy with or I can't withstand

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    3. ANG That is so true at your last paragraph.
      I used to do many of those things... The joy of serving the less privilege without getting physically paid for it is out of this world.

      The peace I feel when I return home after going for hospital visitation, running errands for those sick people and getting drugs for the AIDs/HIV patients, sharing the word of God and words of encouragement with them.

      Visiting those mentally ill people, sharing food and eating with them.
      There's fulfillment in being selfless.

      I think I am no longer doing enough due to some life setback, but I will continue from where I have lacked behind soon by God's grace.

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    4. @Mrs. A
      Jisi ike, the Lord will help you/all of us.
      There is blessings here and hereafter.
      I do attempt hospital evangelism sometimes
      but I was more regular with the orphanages.
      I miss those kids a whole lot.
      ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน

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    5. @Side Chick
      Sdk did not ask for what makes you happy or unhappy.
      People have different reasons for doing what they do.
      I did mine because I know there is after life and I have my reward.
      If you (as a Christian) do not do it, you will not get the blessing of
      those that do. Do you get dividends when you do not buy shares?
      A lot of us want all the blessings available in God's kingdom but you
      won't like to apply the principles; "give and it shall be given unto you..."
      Luke 6:38. Giving your time and resources to those who cannot pay you back (like
      Mrs. A mentioned above ๐Ÿ‘†) is so fulfilling.
      The fact that someone cannot for e.g. pack shit does not mean she/he is not doing
      a lot of other charitable work. If you give them money, donate blood for the sick,
      donate soap, diapers (which I did then but it is never enough especially during the
      harmattan when the kids are sick etc.), you will still be helpful The owner of this
      blog reaches out to indigent people from time to time, people give out recharge cards
      etc. etc. Some may not have but they pray for some others etc. ...

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  17. Go nude.
    Surrogacy
    Prostitution

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    1. Nudes wey girls dey send for free to men wey them never meet in person before? ๐Ÿ˜’

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    2. Nude ?
      1million dollars o
      Who am I that I cannot Kardashian?

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    3. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  18. Kpon kpon!!

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Kelvin, what's kpon kpon?

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    1. Perx, what job is this?

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    2. ๐Ÿ‘‰ stripping, acting porn, exotic dancer, sex worker.

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    3. U mean erotic, yea?
      U got good principles, girl...

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  20. The Pharisees Naija girls don occupy all the seats before i enter.
    I hear them chant; "no prostitution, runs, ashawoing, bla, bla bla"
    Na ghosts dey write chronicles submit?
    Na ndi mmuo dey write all the comments and attack my smooth nyansh
    when I say make them no steal fork or shoot off?
    Them dey give una 1 million dollars to shoot off (for him)?
    Ajuju k'm juru unu.
    Okay, the girl wey dey her shop and dude dangle car keys enter
    chant; "doctor, abroad (india),..." no be Sisi carry dude go im
    house rape am begin chant thief, thief when dude no follow up on marriage?
    He give am 1 million dollars or shishi...wetin be the difference between that one
    and runs?
    Make una cool down with all these Pharisee chants o
    ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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    1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚not just chronicles, anonymous night post.

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    2. Nawah oo, how do you even understand what you write?

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    3. ANG, i admire your strenght, i wont lie.

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    4. As far as ANG is concerned, she's the only righteous person.

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    5. Cyclone, she’s just a bully hiding under the cloak of righteousness...

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    6. @Ifufe Cyclone
      I am not the only righteous, I was saved by God's grace
      but the message is that the righteous are few, even Jesus taught that;
      Matthew 7:13-14
      The Narrow and Wide Gates
      13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road
      that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14 But small is the gate
      and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a FEW find it.

      Cyclone, you can be among that FEW for that gate is still open

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    1. Like seriously?!
      They're are not all that bad ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    1. Job should be the least of your problem then. ๐Ÿคฃ

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    2. Almost every job you do can take you to hell. It largely depends on what you do on the job ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  23. Stella, money is the god of our time. If the price is right / high, you can find someone to do anything no matter how degrading or destructive it may be.

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  24. Stella, money is the god of our time. If the price is right / high, you can find someone to do anything regardless of how degrading or destructive it may be.

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    1. This is the conclusion of the whole matter

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  25. Being a rent boy ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž

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  26. Going nude for the camera

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  27. I won't work in the Morgue.

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  28. Pastor/Pastor's Wife

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    1. Una nor just sabi lie at all ๐Ÿง

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    2. @Cyclone Too much pressure, judgement and scrutiny

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  29. Awwwhh ANG! It's stories like this that make me wanna read your comments. God bless you.

    Footnote:for the sake of non igbos like myself, pls always translate to english. Bikonu.

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  30. A million dollars?
    The only work I cannot do is not collecting the money

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    1. You have my upvote. ๐Ÿ‘

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    2. Ibukun you remember this your blog ID today, I'm sure you have up to 10 blog IDs by now. How far?

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    3. @ibukunoluwa ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ
      Some of them just lying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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  31. Cathryn Praise11 July 2019 at 19:56

    @Ibukun: "Oyel" dey you head wells. ๐Ÿ‘

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  32. There is no job that I cannot do except armed robbery and killing of human being. Me and my kids need that money badly.

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  33. Acting Nude
    Prostitution
    Mutuary attendant.
    Police officer
    Assassin

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  34. I'm wondering, cleaning toilet or janitor work;
    or begging & running around looking for others to scam, become parasite;

    Which one is better?

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  35. Assassin
    Drycleaning because Local man is lazy at washing I go enter cell tire.

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