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Friday, July 12, 2019

Gistscafe -Food Is Not Ready....

In the Gistscafe,you find assorted food/gists......









Who get food?I am hungry and cooking and its not ready ..........

What is going on in town?The good,the bad and the Ugly.....

If no gist,let this post go without comments or let's turn it into a comedy post.hehehehehehehheeh

Oya ooooo wey them!!!

85 comments:

  1. Where are the table shakers, abeg drop us gist

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    1. It’s better to break the table πŸ€ͺ

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    2. Dear Stella, child molestation is real and increasingly alarming. There is need for increased awareness for this matter. Daily, children are molested in schools, church and homes. The holidays are here, while we are trying to makes end meet and put food on the table, let's spare a thought for our children. Who do we leave our children with? Remember trust no one, call in per time to check on them, sometimes walk into the home, school, children church unexpected. Break the routine, change your route etc...An abused child is one who has his/her childhood stolen from him/her.
      Above all, build a hedge of fire around them with prayers. Do your best and leave the rest to God.

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    3. Be welcoming and accessible to your child. Don't shut them out as being too nosy or demanding, encourage them to open up and talk to you, so they don't shutdown completely. We owe them this duty, they did not ask to come to this world, we(parents) facilitated their arrival here. Let them know they can tell you anything and everything. Educate them about their body using the proper name for each body part.
      God will see us through even as we make the effort.

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  2. I dey here dey wait for the case between Busola and Boidun aka BB. I really what to get to the root of this matter

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    1. Why? Are you that jobless? Do something interesting with your life please.

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    2. @Ayoba drink water and calm down. This case can never be swept under the carpet as usual

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    3. Lie say the stori no hungry you to hear....?
      If you no get anything to comment,rather than been a critic with no salary,waka pass
      As you get work wey plenty pass your salary,mind your business and drink plentyyyyy water

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    4. Yes o, Blessed Princess we dey your back for the matter. Anyway I trust Nigerians, till the root of the matter is reached they won't let go. Times have changed.

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    5. Ayaoba_ I celebrate you dear.
      Leave Blessed Princess alone with her joblessness, is it your joblessness? What are you doing on this blog if jobs are pursuing you upandan? Go to where people who have jobs and interesting lives go to 😝.
      We are waiting for the case.

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    6. @Blessed Princess, are you sure it won't be swept under the carpet like most cases. No be naija we dey. Well, I hope they won't.

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    7. No be naija we dey indeed. Wake up, times have changed!

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  3. How do babes manage to find their own missing ribs? I don't understand why I am the only that cannot find single man, guy. They all seems to be dating, married, courting.

    I cannot be a side chick, I want my own man, please give me tips on how to get a single and not dating guy. I am beautiful, working, dress well. But all the guys have been meeting are either dating someone, married or have a babe. I want to be treated with love and care.

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    1. The single guys are unemployed. Look that way, see them πŸ‘‰πŸΎ

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    2. Exactly Berry. Just look for a good man and work things out with him while believing God.

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    3. Be patient. Yours wilm come, at the very right time. Just keep being you.

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    4. I am single, not-dating and not seriously employed. I might be the one you've been looking for

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  4. I understand this post to be freestyle without hitting below the belt.
    Sdk okwa ya? 😊😊
    I been read a post this morning where
    Naija girl been dey chant say let the
    secondary school authorities allow
    them to come to school with belle...since the boy (most times unknown or in denial) that gave them
    the belle is allowed to continue schooling. 😯😯😯😯
    Make I yarn my own "sanctimonious" yarns. If you get gun or thunder for my smooth nyansh no problem... aim and shoot.
    That kin girl no go fit study in Naija secondary school. You hardly ever see any teenage forkboy that will
    ever own up. In fact, his parent will
    dare him to ever accept. And many times, the little chick dey get multiply boys wey don browse 🀐🀐
    We ladies have power... to say yes or no to sexual intercourse. To decide as judge, jury or executioner in the case of a baby resting in their wombs...etc.
    If teenage girls know that they have
    everything to lose by allowing forkboys sex, they will be more disciplined with their bodies. Most times they don't even know that they are pregnant..
    And if the girl is pregnant and at school, other girls will see it as
    in vogue...aru gbaa afo oburu omenala -if atrocity is hailed for a year, it
    becomes custom...
    I personally advised my cousin who was actually raped by a "friend", she naively visited alone, to take a year
    off and have her baby. She remains grateful for that... she came back to
    school, finished got admission, finished university, got married, got a job while the rapist was still in the University...

    Make I dodge una bullets/nkita ara/thunders as I like my smooth nyansh...


    😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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    1. I love you, don't know why, my only problem with you, is when you type in pidgin, sometimes its makes me have headache

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    2. What I don't support is denying the girl child access to education if she's strong enough to continue her education. Yes I know that it's the evidence of the pregnancy that the school looks at and stops them from schooling because it doesn't look good no matter how evolved we claim to be.
      Rather than stop schooling, the girl should be home schooled so she doesn't really miss nothing, but unfortunately, how many parents will have such mindset?lets keep teaching our girls that we always end up with short end of the stick, maybe it will help curtail their youthful exuberance and desire to explore.
      ANG keep giving it hot hot, I like you like that jare but your pidgin can give one headache πŸ˜€

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    3. @Jaunty
      Please pardon my yarns. It was Naija "sanctimonious" girls that pushed me to begin yarn🀐🀐🀐 sorry
      they pushed me (with fornication, abortions, bomb posts... and bragging about them) to begin writing that
      way. I have been a "good" blog visitor for years before Naija girls pushed me over the edge, so I come "kolo"
      ooops, I don yarn again ooo
      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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    4. @Ralu

      Welldone o. You see how you yarn "home school" throway
      oops, this pidgin again 😯
      How many Naija homes have regular electricity/internet supply
      on which home schooling "abroad" thrives?
      This is the ajuju o
      How many teenagers can go through the stress of "normal" pregnancy (I mean married with
      full spousal support)
      talkless of having a "controversial" one added to the school stress/stigma etc.
      You see, the (fork)boy does not have nausea, mood swings, protruding belly like weather balloon,
      appetite like elephant, labor pains/near death experiences, breastfeeding stress etc.
      He simply moves to the next available Naija silly girl to do his incantation/chants -I love you
      before my mama born me, my uncle who is abroad says that any girl I impregnate, he will give both
      of us visa to visit USA to have our baby... they know what to chant and the silly girls will spread
      their legs wider than motor park gates...
      Odiegwu o.

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    5. What practically can work for such girls in Nigeria is to have someone teach her
      a practical skill that can be useful to her after school...e.g. sewing, computer
      usage/typing, get her busy with inspirational books/scriptures...these are lifelong
      companions that will make her learn good stuffs and get wiser from her mistake.

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    6. I know a girl in my street in ss1/2, she got preggy too. Don't know the person responsible o, maybe an agbalagba abi a school boy. The thing I like about her is that she insisted she continues with school till she puts to bed. The school objected for a while but after several intervention, she was allowed back in class. Now, she's writing her promotional exam.

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  5. Good day oooh. Yes,at Blessed Princess,we have to know what happened at the end!

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  6. hmmmmmm today's gist is about my wonderful neighbors again, there is this very short arrogant lady that lives in the next compound, she is damn too arrogant, she can't greet and will never respond to your greeting, so I stopped greeting her, everybody is avoiding her like a plague cos she can quarrel from morning till night, I also heard that the man she is living with actually followed her and abandoned his wife and three daughters because Hanty said she was pregnant with a boy, she later gave birth to a girl, she is even sleeping with one small boy in the compound too.. hmmm now to the gist.... yesterday Hanty washed plenty clothes, infact the whole ropes were filled, she didn't peg them (maybe she no get peg), the weather was cool until later, it rained heavily, all her clothes fell down and was badly beaten by rain, nobody packed the clothes for her cos she is friends with nobody, this morning she de rinse the clothes de swear for people... I just de peep her de laugh... I am minding my business ooo, but try and be nice to your neighbors cos you don't when you might be needing them... me and my neighbors

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    1. Good for her. Having such neighbors can be frustrating.

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    2. Hahahaha make she dey her dey.

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    3. I have one living in my compound chei!. Always looking for what to say. She knows who comes and goes from her window.she can't see something and overlook it..i can't really say what's her problem.

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    4. The one I have in my compound right now is something else. Imagine a young girl with bad attitude and body odour to match. Amebo✅ Quarrel ✅ laziness ✅ jealousy ✅
      She claims she’s married to her bf but we all know that’s not true. She goes about introducing herself as the wife. But whenever she gets pregnant for the guy, she aborts it. Yet she goes about insulting unmarried ladies.
      Na small remain I for beat nonsense commit for her body this night.

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    5. Abeg no touch her ooo, she fit die for your hand, as for me, I love peace and I also love minding my business, I cherish gossip, so they should continue unleashing their drama, my job na to de gist una, another one happened this evening but I will gist that one tomorrow, am very hungry and tired.... gossip de sweet walaii

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  7. The way police and SARS are going about harassing innocent young boys in Lagos is getting out of hand. Yesterday I had to visit Police station for the first time to release someone that was arrested innocently.

    According to him he was returning from work, immediately he entered his street unknowing to him police were already arresting some boys claiming to be Yahoo Yahoo, as they saw him they believed he was one of them, giving him beating he never received.

    May God help the innocent ones.

    #EndSars#
    #ReformPolice#

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    1. For Benin now anyone seen on the road or anywhere without any reasonable explanation of where you work or what you do will be arrested. No wonder Trump referred to Nigeria as SHIT HOLE.

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  8. I am hungry ofπŸ˜²πŸ˜¬πŸ™„

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    1. Hungry of what? Hope not what I an thinking 🀣🀣

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  9. So tboss was finally exposed after hiding.. stella the baddest.. your rumour post dnt go wrong.

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  10. Have alot of free time today. Bvs oya. Gist time!

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  11. Hiii...Today I want to be bearer of good news.

    Many of our favourite celebs are fully loaded with a bun in their ovens.

    One very Instagram celeb is currently baking one. She's very popular among the town members. In fact she is the mouth piece. Because of village people she has chose to keep this one low.

    The other one is quite quiet on the gram. She owns a modelling agency. She's rumoured to be double. A pretty bun is in her oven. She has been connected severally to our popular BD. The one that stays on the island of monkey's favourite food.

    Okay...the last one that is pregnant must not be named yet. But y'all know already if you know. She should announce it with maybe another virgin photoshoot if she is showing properly.
    I sighted her with her first daughter at the premiere of Lion king. And she has really put on weight.

    Okay. ..bye

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    1. Is the last one Beyonce? I know she attended the Lion King Premier with Blue Ivy..Not sure.
      C'mon Beloved dont do this to us, spill it..

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    2. I know the first and second but not the third.
      The first is Laura Ikeji
      Second is Elohor of Beth modeling agency

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    3. PA this your gist is hard AF! It will be easier to get an American Visa than decode this yarn...kilodeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Beloved, you are learning incredibly fast from your bossπŸ˜‹

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    5. Laura Ikeji Nah!! πŸ˜‚ 🀣 🀣 🀣


      Safe delivery to her!!

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    6. Second one is Elohor Aisen😁😁😁😁, Preggy for Jeremy!!


      Last one, i no know 🀰🏼🀰🏼🀰🏼🀰🏼

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    7. Is the second one Elohor Aisien and Sholaye Jeremi

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    8. Move over babygirl we know these things.
      1Gbemi Olateru Olagbegi, pregnant for hubby Femi Soro Ajayi

      2 Elohor Aisien pregnant for her Banana Island Sugarboy, Tsholaye Jeremi.

      3 Beyonce pregnant for hubby JayZ Carter.
      At the premier of Lion King in Las Vegas with Blue Ivy she was rounddddddd, puffy

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    9. 1st mama Ryan
      3rd queenB

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    11. Yes. First is Definitely Laura. She didn't announce it because she has had miscarriages before she took in and wants To at least go into her 2nd trimester before she broadcasts it. Signing out- her live in Neighbour with smooth yellow yansh.

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  12. Today work dey sweet me. Short trips doesn't make me get tired on time.
    God continue to give me short trips around mainland- Ikeja and near by axis to be precise.

    Many people encouraged me not to embark on this Uber business as a female but I dared the consequences and here I'm enjoying it. Though, Lagos roads and traffic could be terrible but, this is the only option i got to cater for my children's needs.

    I thank God!

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  13. It’s raining hot in tttfashionfreak page on Instagram. She’s opening the yansh of some of those that were mocking her when her story came up in January.

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    1. Na dem. An innocent man can't be felicitating with people she knows that involves themselves with jz. A case of if you Show me your prune and I will tell you identical avians with same. No be person wey first call police dey always win case. A na emenu. He who willingly carries ant infested woods into his abode....

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    2. @Beloved na wah for this big big english ooo use lay man language now we know say you be freshly baked from the university. Prune, Avian - simply say birds of same feathers flock together or show me your friend and i will tell who you are...Stella's side eyes

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    3. It's really messy, I hope she learns. It goes to show that putting out too much on the gram is of no good. The douche bag of a man she married isn't worth it anyway. Imagine the coward leaving his wife and then making a fool of her on his page. .. Like who does that?

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  14. Someone needs to call Γ unty kemkem. Aka investigative journalist to order..she's on the busola /fatoyinbo matter and she's already concluded that busola lied..and the way she is going about it isn't right at all..she even posted the dakolo children pictures..and I think that is totally unfair ..visit her page and see all the rubbish she's saying ...obviously she's been paid to do this and God will judge her since HSE hasn't learnt from her last prison experience.

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    1. Ndi kom kom. Oku udu gbani gbani.

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    2. The woman is sick in the head. To even have someone like her on one's side is a big red flag.

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    3. Crazy woman , she blocked me because I posted about seeing her at Carlton hotel,Ibadan. Na she sabi. Old woman behaving childishly.

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    4. infact she has been spewing nonsense all in the name of #IJCOZA. I don't know who is giving her the information.

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    5. She's bn paid to write all those stuffs. She needs to be locked up once again and the key to her cell thrown inside the ocean. God bless pastor Ibiyeomi for dealing with her.

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  15. Stella am still coming for that morning gist between two girls..... those girls are lesbians they swing all ways even anal, the reporter contracted me for a ghensh only for two them to gang ghensh me and pay me for one person......they were brutal I swear.....I go soon email you with they dirty gist....the one you read is nothing..... they pussy stinks as a result of too much jaz they apply inside it, that was what turned me off cos they called for a second round of ghensh and I said NO they now started to call me names.

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  16. Na WA oh, so all this warri boys nor wan work.. You see them nicely dressed, doing cooperate begging giving you all sorts of cooked up stories... That's how one came to my shop to tell me he's inhaler is finished he needs to buy another one, Na so I take gbejero eye dey look am.. He was not afraid to come and beg 4k,from someone this early, I said I don't have, come see bros dey form attack, I told him to please step out side for fresh air.. For them to work now Na problem, but they want nice things.. First Class beggars...

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    1. Step outside for fresh air πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… savage!

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  17. Triple T who's into fashion and asoebi materials is on a rampage. Na hear I hear oh because I don't follow her. Heard she's swinging blows on the people who mocked her way back during her borrow borrow phase disgrace not minding where it lands and people are running for cover.
    Do me I do you is their mantra so they should continue cooking and serving themselves. Imagine living such a deplorable lifestyle on social media? Tueh!

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  18. Blog PA yes Sandra ikeji is pregnant!!

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  19. I get a funny gist but it’s too long, no time and strength to type abeg!

    Just Krix!

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  20. Beloved PA your gist is not correct,infact half of it is FAKE NEWS.....next time ask me well before you post oh......before i sack you for spreading wrong info!!!

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    1. πŸ™ŠπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜œ
      Big hard knock from THE BOSS to her P.A.
      πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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    2. Stella haff vex o, Beloved PA farabale ko ko ise yi dada now.

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    3. which half is incorrect

      as for elohor, i could swear she is married with children?

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    4. @SDK, Laura is actually pregnant(heavily) and so is lady Aisen. She may have put to bed as she was spotted heavily pregnant a while a go. OIR dearest Nkechi is also on the slab today, fronting with a child that isn't hers.

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    5. Sorry couldn't help but laugh. Beloved PA you are learning from the best, please endeavor to verify before posting the same way your boss does.

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    6. Hahahahaha sound knock. I heard it. LMAO

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    7. Boss is dropping voice note.. πŸ˜‚ .

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  21. yeeeeeeepaaa. dem don catch am.as u no gree learn work finish come start to they form oga boss. ntooor

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