MONDAY IHN

Today feels like i am counting a million euros.....*Side Eyes*

Are you having a good day? I am!!!

Currently making Noodles and Plantain and fish for lunch...*Cooking in my thoughts but hungry in reality*LOL
Kisses!!!

Ummie Hajra COVERS MONDAY IHN


Good day maami. It's bv Ummie Hajra .......
. Love from the North.


You are so hot that i am using your second photo for Tuesday IHN...Kisses to you..I love people from the North,especially the Ladies,their culture and the way they paint their hands and look shy when they are not...LOL



Chei see flat stomach!!!!



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COMMENT SECTION

Pls bvs does cooked groundnut add weight?I eat it a lot and people are just saying i am adding weight meanwhile I don't eat much.I don tire for these weight gain ooh




I dont know about that but i do groundnut has a lot of oil...


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POSTED LATE ON FRIDAY NIGHT POST

I guess I'm late but I'll still let it out,last week I had sex with my neighbors man friend. I don't know the kind of problems they were having and he came to beg but she refused to open the door for him,so he sat outside her door,next thing my neighbor called and asked me to check if her man is still there.i came out from my room cos we share same entrance and asked oga if he will like to come inside and wait for her as she just stepped out,he said he knows she is inside,I held his hand and he followed me,I called my neighbor and told her to remain inside as he is still there and she should punish him alil so that he will learn. 


That was how oga started telling me how he is sex starved and his family is on vacation and my neighbor won't give him bcos she demanded for some money which he doesn't have yet,but atleast he was able to come with some to apologize and ask for more time highest next week, he was so emotional and hurt.i asked him how much he came with, he said 105k.

My people, I stripped naked immediately, he tried to remove his eyes but well,konji na bastard.he spread my legs and ate me,then we had sex,he tried sha cos I expected him to be a one minute man, he was banging me and my neighbors call was coming in.....

...so I picked the call and told her I went to check and that he is gone,cos I thought that maybe she came out to check first,so I told the man to hurry up and leave as my neighbor might come in anytime to maybe gist me why she refused to open door for him. We exchanged numbers later, he dropped the money for me,I told him to wait let me enter my neighbors room first and engage her then he can sneak out and that was exactly what we did.

But since then it feels like my neighbor is suspecting me,she has become very close to me and always asks me funny questions,the last time she said she wants to call her mum with my fon as she doesn't have credit, me i refused, weekend she came with wine and said she is happy let's pop,something she has never done b4,I told her I'm fasting, yesterday she said she wants to sleep in my house that she is feeling lonely, mehn I had to go to an emergency night vigil,this morning I'm back,I met her at the entrance, I was scared to my bones at the way she was standing like a ghost,she just said welcome and went inside her house. This afternoon the man called me and asked me if there is any problem, I asked what type of problem, he said let's keep what happened btw us for now.

I'm confused, should I confess to her? How will she even take it,or should I just pack out.im scared mbok





See how guilty conscience is chasing you up and down?LMAO.
At this rate,i will advice you to move out...Move and DO NOT FESS up to anything you were not caught doing.




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I have some chicks about 5days old and they are five in numbers, very beautiful things, their mother strayed into my compound and left them, this is one week now, they have become so used to me because I decided to look after them pending when the owner or their mother will come, till now none has showed up, am getting tire, these chicks can cry for Africa if I am not with them, if am moving around they follow me, if they are resting and am not sitting or standing where they see me they start cring and the cry is really disturbing, I can't do anything again than to sit by their side, as am writing this now they are resting and looking at me, please wht do I do?






Someone has sent those chickens to monitor your life oooooooooooh..please chase them away,monitoring spirits eeeeeeh






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I have always been a staunch critic of people who commit suicide, but here I am today, at the verge of doing same. My only regret is my mum, how disappointed and broken she would be.... If only I knew this is how we would end, I would have said no to you on the 14th of February, 2010. 

Having wasted 9 years of my life, I realise how stupid I am. How did I manage to stay in this relationship for this long. You claimed tjst you loved me but couldn't look beyond my naive mistake. 


How was I to know if you never professed or showed it? How was I to turn a blind Eye to the receipts of your infidelity, an act you claimed to have indulged in to get over my mistake. And just when I stringed an ex along so you can feel my pain as well, you decide to go ballistic on me. 


How hard can your heart be not to see that my action was borne out of desperation? This is it though. I am tired of faking and I am better off on the other side. Take care of my heart, N. I am sorry mum, but you will be fine I know.




You dropped this two days ago...ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?







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SPY CAMERA AND PEN

You don’t have to worry about what your house helps are up to with your kids or even their teachers or relatives when you are not around. This portable and affordable spy camera and pen will do the job for you. 

They come with a clip which you can attach to their clothes or place anywhere of your choice. They record both audio and videos as well as dates and time. Remember that nothing is too much to invest in our kids safety.
Spy camera: 10,000
Spy pen: 8,000
Call or Whatsapp:08167853222







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VACANCY

Please a driver living around Festac/Mile 2/Amuwo Odofin environs is needed.
Qualification;
SSCE,
Valid driving licence
Good knowledge of Lagos routes
Interested applicant should call;
07051092579







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Banga Rice and assorted meat
Seafood Okro
Lumiere chicken fried rice 
macaroni and peppered snail sauce 
Quick fix noodles
Lumiere meaty pasta 
spicy snail stew  and lots more
we also sell soups in liters. All breakfast comes with a free cup of coffee. To place an order kindly call or SMS us at 09058702478 or 09069924284. 







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SHOP TO LET

A shop located at Ipaja Lagos is available for rent..interested persons can call on this number 09058227813..

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FOR SALE

I have some items for sale at a cheap price. They include a 300 litre big fridge,it has a big freezer and fridge compartment. It's been used for half a year and it's in perfect condition. 


Also, I have an industrial burner, chaffing dishes and coolers I want to sell off, they have all been rarely used and would be very useful for caterers.


 Lastly,I have a 750 litres geepee tank for sale,it's new. If you are interested in any of the items, call or WhatsApp me on 08059167611. I promise to give you a cheap price you can't get anywhere else,I'm based in Lagos.






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China and Instabul Agent Needed



I am need of reliable and trustworthy agents in China and Instabul who can take delivery of my orders,collate,and help me send down to Nigeria at affordable rates.Anyone with any information than can help me should please reach me via email aladunnipeperenpe@gmail.com






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FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY

Need to blend your baby food, make smoothie, mix fruits, milkshakes and oops! No Power? Good news is. with your Mini Rechargeable Blender in place , all these is possible with just a button press. It's four blades with a 400ml capacity.


*Miss Belt waist trimmer+ 1 Aloe Vera Gel for giveaway for a Benin City resident.

Please call or whatsapp 08096998751.
Location: Benin City. Nationwide delivery available.
*Free delivery for any item bought by Benin City residents only for one week from today.







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INNER CONFIDENCE FOR MEN AND BOYS


100% woven boxers for boys and men. Have you added quality cotton boxers for your boys back to school set? Do men know that is 'one boxers per day?' Let's give you this 100% woven boxers at a good price.
A set of 3 for boys #1800
A set of 3 for men #2500
Call of whatspp 08033304990






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Window Blinds And Installation
Location : Port Harcourt/ Nationwide
Call / Whatsapp/ : 07032481566
Instagram : chevaintegratedservices

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LAND FOR SALE - PORT HARCOURT


Six (6) plots of land with C of O located near Mater Misericordiae Catholic Church at Rumuomasi in Port Harcourt available for sale.

Price : N35 Million Naira / Plot (Negotiable)
Contact: 08076495641






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BAM Errands 

Do you get back from work really tired and barely have enough time to run errands on weekends?
For all your errands around Lagos Mainland. 

Whether market runs for groceries, souvenirs or monthly shopping.
Clothes and shoes shopping too.
Anything to take the stress off you and make life easier and comfortable for you, we are your plug! 

Think ease and comfortability, think BAM Errands!

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Quality non fading/non shredding bedsheets and duvet set available at wholesales and retail. We are located in Lagos and sango OTA, but we deliver nationwide.

Baby cot/bed bedsheets(3 in a pack) N2000
4/6 medium size bedsheets with 2 pillowcases N2500,
6/6 king size bedsheets & 4 pillowcases N3500,
6/7 super king size & 4 pillowcases N3800,
7/7 maxi size & 4 pillowcases N4500. Duvet with bedsheets & 4 pillowcases N13500.
Pls call/WhatsApp: 09051228071 IG: @maemporium.interior






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PHONE ACCESSORIES @GLOSSYMART


Hello;we have got you covered when it comes to various tech/phone accessories..

Get our 10000mah capacity powerbank for #4500;while the 20000mah goes for #7500

Get the smart watch plus Free Bluetooth Airpod for #7500.The watch has option for SIM,memory card,call,sms,Alarm etc.

We also sell original Memory card plus various brand of original phone charger..

Call/Text-07037317400 or 08116202737,Whatsapp-08116202737
Free delivery for all Lagos BV plus other states comes @ very affordable prices..







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Order now for your organic skincare products.Lightening and natural organic soaps available. 100percent organic.

This soap is packed with all the organic and herbal ingredients that your dark, caramel or light skin needs to glow and shine.
Quality Bags also available for shikini money.
Call/watsapp on 07064356845
Nationwide delivery.







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We sell bags,shoes,dresses
Turkey brands, UK,US,China

Very affordable and we deliver to your doorstep anywhere you are
IG:mis_moboutique
Calls:09030242555
WhatsApp only:08122931698
Location:Lagos
Free delivery on any item purchased for Lagos residents only.

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Twist Secret Starter Kit is back in stock

This manual hair twister helps you twist your hair at the comfort of your home.
Every lady needs this. Not to forget, it can also be used for the kids hair.
A video of how it is being used can be seen on my page @veekysouvenirs. You can go check it out.

PRICE: 4,500

The combo deal also consist of a Foldable Mini Hand Dryer, 2 in 1 Hair Straightener and Head Wrap... All for : 4000naira
DM or Call/Whatsapp 08035093296 08028101817 to place Order
IG : @veekysouvenirs




I have this oh,saw it in Primark and bought it for ten euros but i havent used it....

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For Sale


A building of 4 flats of 3 bedroom each with 6 self contained rooms bq in Futa area akure is available for sale.
Price: 35million negotiable
For inspection kindly call:
08166937823




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Available for sale:

A 4 bedroom bungalow on a 100 by 100 two plots of land. The rooms are all ensuite, 2 sitting rooms( one big sitting room and a visitors sitting room) , in addition to the four bedrooms and two sitting rooms is a study room and a laundry room.


There is also available space for boys quarter and car park.
Located at MCC road, by Kasuk Calabar. Around Goodluck Jonathan bypass. Near Garment Factory.

The house is on the road. The gate when fenced will be directly a few meters from the tarred main road.

Documents: Deed of conveyance, available for inspection.
Price: 11.5 million naira.
Abbey : 08143691072





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CAKE NEEDED IN ABUJA

Please I need a 5k cake for my daughter.my budget is 5k plus transport.

I am based in Abuja .......
Asap 08130953650 ,call and whatsapp

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