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Monday, September 09, 2019

MONDAY IHN

Today feels like i am counting a million euros.....*Side Eyes*

Are you having a good day? I am!!!

Currently making Noodles and Plantain and fish for lunch...*Cooking in my thoughts but hungry in reality*LOL
Kisses!!!








Ummie Hajra COVERS MONDAY IHN



Good day maami. It's bv Ummie Hajra .......

. Love from the North.


You are so hot that i am using your second photo for Tuesday IHN...Kisses to you..I love people from the North,especially the Ladies,their culture and the way they paint their hands and look shy when they are not...LOL




Chei see flat stomach!!!!




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Pls bvs does cooked groundnut add weight?I eat it a lot and people are just saying i am adding weight meanwhile I don't eat much.I don tire for these weight gain ooh




I dont know about that but i do groundnut has a lot of oil...



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POSTED LATE ON FRIDAY NIGHT POST


I guess I'm late but I'll still let it out,last week I had sex with my neighbors man friend. I don't know the kind of problems they were having and he came to beg but she refused to open the door for him,so he sat outside her door,next thing my neighbor called and asked me to check if her man is still there.i came out from my room cos we share same entrance and asked oga if he will like to come inside and wait for her as she just stepped out,he said he knows she is inside,I held his hand and he followed me,I called my neighbor and told her to remain inside as he is still there and she should punish him alil so that he will learn. 



That was how oga started telling me how he is sex starved and his family is on vacation and my neighbor won't give him bcos she demanded for some money which he doesn't have yet,but atleast he was able to come with some to apologize and ask for more time highest next week, he was so emotional and hurt.i asked him how much he came with, he said 105k.

My people, I stripped naked immediately, he tried to remove his eyes but well,konji na bastard.he spread my legs and ate me,then we had sex,he tried sha cos I expected him to be a one minute man, he was banging me and my neighbors call was coming in.....

...so I picked the call and told her I went to check and that he is gone,cos I thought that maybe she came out to check first,so I told the man to hurry up and leave as my neighbor might come in anytime to maybe gist me why she refused to open door for him. We exchanged numbers later, he dropped the money for me,I told him to wait let me enter my neighbors room first and engage her then he can sneak out and that was exactly what we did.

But since then it feels like my neighbor is suspecting me,she has become very close to me and always asks me funny questions,the last time she said she wants to call her mum with my fon as she doesn't have credit, me i refused, weekend she came with wine and said she is happy let's pop,something she has never done b4,I told her I'm fasting, yesterday she said she wants to sleep in my house that she is feeling lonely, mehn I had to go to an emergency night vigil,this morning I'm back,I met her at the entrance, I was scared to my bones at the way she was standing like a ghost,she just said welcome and went inside her house. This afternoon the man called me and asked me if there is any problem, I asked what type of problem, he said let's keep what happened btw us for now.

I'm confused, should I confess to her? How will she even take it,or should I just pack out.im scared mbok





See how guilty conscience is chasing you up and down?LMAO.

At this rate,i will advice you to move out...Move and DO NOT FESS up to anything you were not caught doing.




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I have some chicks about 5days old and they are five in numbers, very beautiful things, their mother strayed into my compound and left them, this is one week now, they have become so used to me because I decided to look after them pending when the owner or their mother will come, till now none has showed up, am getting tire, these chicks can cry for Africa if I am not with them, if am moving around they follow me, if they are resting and am not sitting or standing where they see me they start cring and the cry is really disturbing, I can't do anything again than to sit by their side, as am writing this now they are resting and looking at me, please wht do I do?






Someone has sent those chickens to monitor your life oooooooooooh..please chase them away,monitoring spirits eeeeeeh







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I have always been a staunch critic of people who commit suicide, but here I am today, at the verge of doing same. My only regret is my mum, how disappointed and broken she would be.... If only I knew this is how we would end, I would have said no to you on the 14th of February, 2010. 


Having wasted 9 years of my life, I realise how stupid I am. How did I manage to stay in this relationship for this long. You claimed tjst you loved me but couldn't look beyond my naive mistake. 


How was I to know if you never professed or showed it? How was I to turn a blind Eye to the receipts of your infidelity, an act you claimed to have indulged in to get over my mistake. And just when I stringed an ex along so you can feel my pain as well, you decide to go ballistic on me. 


How hard can your heart be not to see that my action was borne out of desperation? This is it though. I am tired of faking and I am better off on the other side. Take care of my heart, N. I am sorry mum, but you will be fine I know.




You dropped this two days ago...ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?








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VACANCY


Please a driver living around Festac/Mile 2/Amuwo Odofin environs is needed.
Qualification;
SSCE,
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Interested applicant should call;
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Seafood Okro
Lumiere chicken fried rice 
macaroni and peppered snail sauce 
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SHOP TO LET

A shop located at Ipaja Lagos is available for rent..interested persons can call on this number 09058227813..







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FOR SALE

I have some items for sale at a cheap price. They include a 300 litre big fridge,it has a big freezer and fridge compartment. It's been used for half a year and it's in perfect condition. 



Also, I have an industrial burner, chaffing dishes and coolers I want to sell off, they have all been rarely used and would be very useful for caterers.


 Lastly,I have a 750 litres geepee tank for sale,it's new. If you are interested in any of the items, call or WhatsApp me on 08059167611. I promise to give you a cheap price you can't get anywhere else,I'm based in Lagos.






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I am need of reliable and trustworthy agents in China and Instabul who can take delivery of my orders,collate,and help me send down to Nigeria at affordable rates.Anyone with any information than can help me should please reach me via email aladunnipeperenpe@gmail.com






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FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY


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Please call or whatsapp 08096998751.
Location: Benin City. Nationwide delivery available.
*Free delivery for any item bought by Benin City residents only for one week from today.







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INNER CONFIDENCE FOR MEN AND BOYS


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A set of 3 for boys #1800
A set of 3 for men #2500
Call of whatspp 08033304990






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Location : Port Harcourt/ Nationwide
Call / Whatsapp/ : 07032481566
Instagram : chevaintegratedservices








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LAND FOR SALE - PORT HARCOURT


Six (6) plots of land with C of O located near Mater Misericordiae Catholic Church at Rumuomasi in Port Harcourt available for sale.

Price : N35 Million Naira / Plot (Negotiable)
Contact: 08076495641






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Baby cot/bed bedsheets(3 in a pack) N2000
4/6 medium size bedsheets with 2 pillowcases N2500,
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Very affordable and we deliver to your doorstep anywhere you are
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Twist Secret Starter Kit is back in stock

This manual hair twister helps you twist your hair at the comfort of your home.
Every lady needs this. Not to forget, it can also be used for the kids hair.
A video of how it is being used can be seen on my page @veekysouvenirs. You can go check it out.

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The combo deal also consist of a Foldable Mini Hand Dryer, 2 in 1 Hair Straightener and Head Wrap... All for : 4000naira
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I have this oh,saw it in Primark and bought it for ten euros but i havent used it....





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For Sale



A building of 4 flats of 3 bedroom each with 6 self contained rooms bq in Futa area akure is available for sale.
Price: 35million negotiable
For inspection kindly call:
08166937823




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Available for sale:

A 4 bedroom bungalow on a 100 by 100 two plots of land. The rooms are all ensuite, 2 sitting rooms( one big sitting room and a visitors sitting room) , in addition to the four bedrooms and two sitting rooms is a study room and a laundry room.


There is also available space for boys quarter and car park.
Located at MCC road, by Kasuk Calabar. Around Goodluck Jonathan bypass. Near Garment Factory.

The house is on the road. The gate when fenced will be directly a few meters from the tarred main road.

Documents: Deed of conveyance, available for inspection.
Price: 11.5 million naira.
Abbey : 08143691072





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CAKE NEEDED IN ABUJA

Please I need a 5k cake for my daughter.my budget is 5k plus transport.
I am based in Abuja .......
Asap 08130953650 ,call and whatsapp






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75 comments:

  1. Please does anybody here knows about cooking Gas business. small scale (refilling of cooking gas)

    I would like to know if it is a good business and how to go about it, in terms of capital and how to get a supplier.

    I need your advice and input pls

    God bless you all

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    1. Nawaoo madam looking for 5k cake, I pray you get what you pay..

      Those org bags for 5k? I jump am pass..

      Madam I hope your nebo gets evidence and disgrace you in that compound.. Asewo kobo kobo

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  2. Sannu Ummie Hajra, you are so beautiful 😘😘😘

    God bless you Stellz for posting.... Much love ♥💋

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    1. Hahahahahahah BV that slept with her neighbor's boo 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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    2. Omg Stella are you serious about someone sending the chicks to monitor her? I am sorry but it was soo funny I laughed very hard. Oya pursue those monitoring chicks off your compound.

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    3. Give them rice and wheat. Two weeks time..arrange chicken peppersoup and stew

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  3. I don't like AC. These office people will be calling me local. Is it until I catch a cold? I don tire.

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    1. Use 'pashmina' (not sure of the spelling) the thick and big scarf to cover your body

      Or buy like 5 pullovers, long sleeve shirts and thick trousers.

      I had the same issue when I worked in an office and I was directly in front of the A/c

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    2. I don’t like AC too in fact it makes me sick..
      E dey always disorganized my system especially the one wey dey inside car 😔😔

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    3. Which kind of ancient and modem bags are those their,even y granny will reject it

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    4. 😄😄😄 una wicked o. Which one is ancient and modern 😆.

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  4. 105k neighbour, I pity you and I hope that money can buy you a spare life. I’m so sure they man will tell on you because your neighbor will request for that money and guy man won’t be able to provide it then he’d have to own up to what happened. Better delete his number.

    Also it’s possible she has some “hold” on him and gets him to say things he ordinarily wouldn’t say but yeah keep up with the tales and excuses until she gets fed up of the games and buys acid. Be safe

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    1. As smart as some of you guys are, you still fall for fake stories, a struggling guy raised 105k to give his ungrateful girlfriend and suddenly gave out to another girl for just one fuck, just laidat? Story

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    2. Madam that slept with neighbour's sugar daddy, id advise u to move asap just as stella advised. Your neighbour already knows and scheming/strategising on how to get back at you.for her to appear that early morning like a ghost shows shes planning something very evil. Run ooo

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  5. That awkward moment when u receive your salary and u start thinking of your life and get confused on how u spend your money ikwakwakwakwakwa it can be a bummer tho

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Ah, Stella you say? Monitoring chicks kwa😅😅😅 oh poor chicks, I wish it would be possible for the poster to send them to me, see nice pets😍😍

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  6. Hahahahahahahahaha....You didn’t do well sleeping with her man, if someone does that to you, would you be happy?
    Someone asked you to help her check if her man was still outside, you took him in and slept with him....you nor try.
    Do not confess to her about what happened.
    Avoid being friends with her. The man won’t tell her anything, so chill.
    Avoid your neighbor and the man...I know you won’t listen, once money is involved, you won’t mind.



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    1. @Slutty
      You know she won't listen because you know your type "once money is involved".
      Like know likes.
      Keep blowing hot and cold

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    2. Anon, no matter how much you study me, you’ll keep failing.
      You think you know me 😂😂😂😂😂😂your stupidity is exhausting.

      Delete
    3. @Slutty
      By your words you will be acquitted and by your words you will be condemned.

      Delete
    4. Anon, you are not my God, so get your holier than thou attitude out of here.
      If you have a problem with me, cry me a river and drown yourself in it 🙄

      Delete
    5. @Slutty
      Wow, you want me to drown?
      Okay, come and drag me to the sea and do it yourself. Serve yourself.

      Delete
  7. Guilty conscience will kill you before your neighbour does. You better confess your sins to Jesus and ask him to deliver your soul from oloshohood.

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    1. More like oloshoness... It's your conscience dealing with you and I hope you learn your lesson.

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  8. Is 105k even worth the trouble? Sigh!

    You put yourself in this situation so deal with it.

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    1. Aswear!
      Some chics tho. Stripping with speed at the sight, sound, and smell of money. 👀
      That 5k bag seller, fear God ooo!

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    2. @Prexiel

      Your problem is not the sexual immorality because you all are swimming in it.
      Your problem is that she should have cornered more money from the sexcapade.
      The traffic in your vaginas is too much. Repent.

      Delete
    3. Anon, you are a degenerate demon. Go back to baphomet and tell him that next time he should come ready cos you ain't it.

      Repent kill you there, cunt!

      Delete
    4. @Perxian
      Wow! All these curses for one person?
      But did you not say that "103k is not worth it?"
      Okay, tell us what is worth it?

      Delete
    5. 16:48 God punish you! How am I responsible for your amoral thought process? Yo! God punish you a thousand folds. Demon masquerading as saint.

      Delete
    6. @Perxian
      Thank God you are not God. You would have devoured me like that your god "baphomet' you wrote there.

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  9. Hahqhahaha na really monitoring spirit. Abeg na fowl she dey talk about or what. This is really a monitoring spirit. You better stand up and take them out.


    The lady with the gbenshing neighbour so na because of money 105k you open legs for chopping. Since both of you and the lady na the same una be. Both of you are thieves and the man na useless man.

    Keep quiet and go ask God to forgive you

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    1. Our Dear Mummy Stella and Yori Yori Princess, please the chick wahala is a scientific something and has nothing to do with witchcraft or monitoring spirits

      The first person chicks see when they hatch is imprinted on their minds as their mother

      This is whether that "person" is a human being or an animal; if it is an animal, whether that animal is a chicken or not; that creature automatically gets imprinted on their minds as their mother

      So the way they are following you around is just the way they would follow their mother hen around

      Abi chicks panic and start screaming when they get separated from their mothers?
      That is exactly what happens when you try to move away from them

      So relax, there is nothing diabolical going on here

      You can sell or give them as a gift to a poultry farmer so that you can have your life back

      Warm hugs 🤗

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  10. Good afternoon house, God bless our day for us all

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  11. Some stories are so unbelievable....What some ladies do for money ehhhh

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  12. Stella you need to stop posting Lumiere's meals oh, too tempting I am trying to lose weight oh. I wish you were in Lagos, gosh, see food o, yummy.

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    1. My dear, just what I've bee thinking here. I can do longer throat for this kind food o.😋
      LUMIERE, TAKE TIME O.

      More saes fall on you and other sellers.

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  13. So people are still thinking of committing suicide because of love in this Bihari time? Na wa o, there is God o.
    Miss neighbour boyfriend gbensher na wa o. All because you heard 105 thousand naira only? You are so morally bankrupt but I wont condemn you cos I dont know your situation. The lady is suspecting you cos she has not heard from the guy. Which angle you give the guy sef. Better scram o.

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  14. Neighbor's man friend fork

    I said it yesterday that these (Naija) girls are reserving bombs for
    nuclear holocaust! 😯😯😯😯😯😯😢😢😢
    Una see how easy it is for a Naija girl to "rape" a depraved man?
    Okwa ajuju o
    Both you, your neighbor, the wicked horseback 🏇🐎 that sends "family on vacation"
    are dancing macabre dance in the pits of hell. If you do not repent, that
    guilt will finish you and your souls. And the value of your soul is 103k?
    has it not finished?
    Does eternal suffering finish?
    Ngwanu, make you chop/ruminate on these ajujus inugo?
    😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

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  15. Sugar daddy snatcher see ur life bcos of N105k. Ur neighbor will still know what u did.ure a very bad friend/neighbor for doing what u did.dont av any advice for u.

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  16. Delete his number from your phone contacts, delete it from both the received calls and dialled numbers too. Write it down in your diary or somewhere safe for future purpose. Then when you don't have credit, as in zero kobo, you can let her use your phone to make call, at least his name will not show and the call will not go through if she calls him.

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    1. Haaahsaaahaaa!
      See sound advice 😂😂😂😂
      Twale to you 14:48🙌🙌🙌🙌

      Delete
    2. And whenever they want to go "professional", they hid in ghost mode?
      Plenty runs girls here.

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  17. BEAUTIFUL FACE OF IHN
    LOVELY PEOPLE.

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  18. Thank you stella for posting my adverts,God bless you

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    1. Lumiee, I pray more customers both home and abroad. 🙏
      But these your delicacies are mouth watering. Keep dishing it!!

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  19. Olori, please does traders in Vespa market open bile on a Tuesday? I am new in Igboleri

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    1. I live very close to vesper, they open on tuesdays but its advisable to go there on mon, tues and fridays, very early in the morning.

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    2. I don't know how busy Tuesday will be for them
      But no harm in trying.

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  20. Good afternoon BVs, does anyone know how much Nigerian passport costs in Nigeria as of date. (please noone should tell me to ask google, there are different information on there) and no I cant go there nor ask around . I promised to get passport for someone and I need to know how much to send.
    Thank you❤

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    1. Go to portal.immigration.gov.ng and start the application process

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    2. 10 year validity (32 pages) costs 45k

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    3. 40k if you want 2weeks
      50k sharp sharp
      Also hope the person has got National Idcard.

      Delete
    4. All lies, 10 yrs is between 90k and 95k while 5 yrs,32 pages is 40k, sharp sharp 45k. I got my passport last week. And yes u must have national ID card

      Delete
    5. @ Luleha biologist, that person will not get that passport in the next I yr. Just go to their office and meet one of the officers

      Delete
  21. Sugar daddy snatcher ur story/mindset is so dirty.... Cheap thing

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  22. Sharp babe @neighbour's man gbensher. I am very broke now, if I see even 50k like this, I would do more than you did jare. Just delete the man's no and pretend as if nothing happened. You can collect money from the man and rent another apartment. Just look for one lie and tell him plus good gbenshing in a good secured hotel 😁 😀😀😀

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  23. That babe that slept with the neighbor's man-friend tho....it shows you can sleep with any body as long as money is involved......i cant judge you tho but you story kept me laughing all the way#madam panashap.... your neighbor is only suspecting please dont say a word about it to her just ask God for forgiveness.

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  25. Poster with the weight gain, reduce your groundnut intake..it has high caloric content

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  26. That chick story got me laughing, reminds me of a story sent in years ago by a blog visitor of a bird she claimed followed her from Naija to Obodo Oyibo🤣🤣

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  27. Thanks for posting my advert Stella . God bless you ma

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  28. Thanks Stella for that sign out note.

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  29. Bad neighbor. God will soon catch you.

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  30. Lol.d Lady that gbensh her neighbour man friend u r so funny! I laughed throughout. Pls don't confess anything to ur neighbour.it serves her Right. She is only suspecting cos d man has not called her since then.her mind might be telling her weda u told d man something or he has started dating u.so just relax n delete d man's number from ur phone. U can write it somewhere.

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  31. Thank you Madam Stella for posting my advert, may God continue to bless you.

    Abbey

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  32. See all of them blaming the gbensher girl. Some of you our glorified married women in this blog will do it for less. Talk not if the single ones. But babe see as u sell it rest of mind for 10kobo. N.a. u no know where to jeep face. Sorry hehn

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