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Saturday, March 07, 2020

Saturday In House Gists -Funniest / Most Embarrassing Date...

Do you have a most embarrassing date?You went out with someone and everything went South? How did it happen?







I know someone who went on a first date with someone and he stole the cash in her Bag when she excused herself to the Toilet........The money was not much but she was sure he had taken it cos she saw it when she brought her Tampon to go and change and when it was time to pay and she wanted to split the bill with him.There was NO MONEY in her bag...

She said she froze and refused to make eye contact with him...he became extra nice....
On the way back to drop her off,she started talking about the Juju man she always visits when someone steals from her and the things she would do...
When he dropped her,he handed her the missing money and told her he was Joking and wanted to see what she would do...

LOL

56 comments:

  1. Wow!

    Well the most embarrassing date was when this man asked me out and I came out only to see him trying to sit on my fence. It turned out he had no plans and was hoping we just hang out wherever. I told him I don't go on dates by hanging out beside the wall.
    Funny thing was, he later reschduled and planned a better date at one of the best restaurants around but my interest was already gone.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ by hanging beside the wall ,
      Were you all dressed up?

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    2. Mine was that kind of tummy sound like say I swellow Davido and Terry G together, i felt uncomfortable and a bit embarrassed on that date but funny that never ruin my chance of dating . In fact sisi ❤️ for me triple now

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    3. @chocolate Noir. No, we weren't. Just casually dressed. Which is my regular style by the way.

      When he asked to meet I just figured out he must have made plans considering that was the first time and we were still getting to know each other.

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  2. I went on a date with one glutton who finished his food first and before I could say jack,guy man stretched his hands and started eating from my plate without permission. I just knocked the spoon off his hands and told him never to eat from peoples plate again except he's ask to do so. That was how he got angry and almost walked out of the eatery without paying for his food. I quickly stood up and told the security guys at the exit door to hold him down until he pays his bill as I will also pay mine. He shamefully paid for his food and walked out in angerπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€I also paid for mine and booked uber that took me home. Ain't got time for gluttons in my life.
    That was the end of our relationship😁😁. Who would have thought that a learned medical doctor will go and disgrace himself outside like that? Since then if we see each other in church we will just pretend like we've never gone on a date before.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚oh lawd!!!

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    2. Black Diamond, talk true sha you be happy say na he be doktor first as una begin talk for phone until he show you im mannerless side during outing na im you run. Well, you try sef. If na some Naija babes wey I know dey go die dia as guy man be dokitor.

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    3. I just like you πŸ‘

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    4. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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    5. Na wah for u oo, it's playfulness to me if u eat from my plate. I see u as the greedy glutton that hates sharing. I mean how unfriendly can u be. The doctor dodged a bullet. Better change.

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    6. Oh, how I love eating from my date's plate. I think it's playful, u eat from mine, I eat from urs. You feed me, I feed u, Where's the problem?

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    7. Omg....not cool at all..Even u want to eat from your date's plate..u ask first and go ahead if u are permitted..Can only do that with someone I'm already dating..

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    8. He finished his food, then started eating from her plate. That, right there, is a glutton.

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    9. It was way back when the Nigerian educational system made sense that you could conclude that a medical graduate would have decency and decorum. The people being churned out today are teacher Chikes who memorized textbooks but are socially handicap. Five minutes in any hospital would show you that.

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    10. As much as I understand not everyone like their plate being eating from, your reaction was totally wrong.

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    11. Honestly I dont like people eating from plate especially when am not used to you...I have a colleague that always does this and it is always meat or fish or chicken she will eat..very bad habit

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  3. I dont go on public dates, so no experience.

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    1. Even the private dates, you enjoyed them all? lol

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    2. Really? You go to their houses or yours? Where do you meet on the first date? πŸ€”

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    3. 15:40, they meet in a room and break bed😁

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    4. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£, you bvs are something else

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    5. I trust you Blackberry. All your own date na on top of bed e de take place. You are master of beditology and all things bedmatics.

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    6. Aboki, 🀣 @ break bed. What’s wrong with breaking bread* on fest date na? πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸΎ

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  4. I went on a date with this guy years ago, and he almost talked me to death! He just kept on at it. I could count the nub of times I spoke. That was the first and last date.

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  5. I bought a top for my for a date with my new catch. Unknown to me, the big label was hanging out of the top and he had to help me cut it off in public! Chai see shame like I don't have good clothes and have to go buy for a date

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    1. Look at the bright side..your date would be impressed you went all out. lol

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Anon 15.01 it happened to me too
      That day I felt like crying

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    3. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I can only imagine your face that day

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. The only reason why I would feel bad about such is when you bought the dress from the store with the intention to wear for just that occasion and return back into the store for a refund: if not why should I be embarrassed that I forgot to cut out a label. He should be happy I went all out for the date 🀷🏾‍♀️

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  6. Dude invited me out,so i was like OK where do i meet you up,he mentioned he will be at so so Cinema ,in my head i was like maybe one of the restaurants in the mall ,i wasn't thinking movie at all ,haaaaa got there he said he got tickets for a movie ,i asked which movie ,he said SPider man ,heeeeeyyy obala Jesus!! at this my old age spider man,ngwanu minutes into the view he slept off i didn't even realize until he started snoring, nne muo !! .I turned looked left ,right and behind us everyone seemed to be engrossed with the movie so no one noticed,i just gave him one kind mean knock on the knee that jolted him back to his Spider man anu mpama!! .He just woke up with a jump,hear him,hey baby is the movie finished,i said you slept off and you were snoring,heeyyy was i snoring too loud .We had to sit through a movie neither of us was enjoying Kai what a date !!

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    1. OMG!Anon 15:52.You have made my evening.Very funny post!Hahahahhahhahahahhahaha

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    2. Fuck offfffπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you made me laugh like crazy!

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣@ obala jesus & Spider-Man. I am sure he is not a movie goer b4 b4. He was only trying to impress you and didn't know people go through movie menu to choose. He just bought tot for the first one he saw.🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  7. My most embarrassing date would be this Goliath's brother that carried beards assistant Jesus Christ.

    This guy brought power bike with helmet for me, in winter o. as if that was not enough, he took me to the beach during winter when cold wanted to kill my enemy, he kept asking me if alright. Unku how can I be alright when my blood is freezing?

    That one passed, this guy went to one toy shop filled with children and started selecting toysπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he was like, I hope you don't mind I'm a grown baby. Mogbe! He was buying all these superheroes toys for children πŸ’€πŸ’€. I thought he was buying for his niece or nephew oo, but he was buying for himself.

    Food nko? this guy started going from restaurants to restaurants checking for prices of foodπŸ˜‚ and at the end of the day we ended up in a kebab like shop. Before I got home, I deleted his number off my phone

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    1. Lool he probably collects action figures (*coughs* toys) as a hobby and there's nothing wrong with that. A lot of adults are into that. That your date no try sha, he should have searched for a restaurant before taking you out on the date na, why would he embarrass you laidat lmao.

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    2. Awww you like them huge!!! Me too I mean,since I'm just 5ft3 but I like the stares I get.

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚lmao
      I'm imaging your expression the whole time!!!!

      That annoying grim and the who sent me going through your head lmao !!!

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  8. Ok mine: while trying to form posh using fork and knife, the stupid turkey decided to fly off my plate right on my dress. I died and woke up inside me but thank God for self esteem. I packaged myself well and refused to give up on d fork and knife πŸ˜€. Brother no kuku mind and was busy apologiaing on behalf of d turkey

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    1. Awww boo anyone can miss it with with cutlery you know. For learners, The trick is to dig in the fork in a balanced way before slicing.

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    2. Lmao @ apologising on behalf of the Turkey

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    3. Was that a whole Turkey on your plate?

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  9. Hmmm..the one the won't forget was the day I guy told.me I look like a man..all cuz my boobs no big..and that was the last he saw me again.. Silly boy..this should be around 2010 or so..

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  10. And we were in an eatery...In Aba

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  11. I went on a date with this guy. He was the one that suggested the venue si i assumed he knows the price. We ordered and eat. Gisted and the he requested for the bill. Thats when yawa gas. He startrd shouting that they have tripled the price because he came with a lady. He shouted and was behaving like a tout. I was ready to pay but he told me he will get it sorted out. After every every he pulled the guy away, begged him and paid..

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  12. I remember my first NBA meeting in Abuja. One arrogant snr colleague came and asked for my nos. I didn't want to go with him but my friend said he can help me cos I was looking for a job at the time. He took me to a hotel restaurant, told me to order. After my food came, asked him if he wasn't going to eat, he said he wasn't hungry but let him taste mine. Na so the guy finish the food o. Now had the effrontery of telling me to follow him home. I told him if it's becos of his 5k food, he shouldn't bother that I will pay for it. The way I said it sef like are you serious?cos of food?? Like how much is it? Na so the guy use vex pay o. Meanwhile, shishi no dey my pocket lol. Anyways, went home and when I called to thank him, told me he had a gf. That he was looking for someone to fuck and I replied with a sarcastic tone really?? How did that go?? Try harder next time, since you're a big boi try not to use cheap food for the next person. He still helped me sha but the respect is there. His friend even tried sef as per who be this babe that will turn down big lawyers like them, i told the guy to go fuck himself.

    Las las when you start earning, you will realise all this food that babes cheapen themselves for are really cheap.

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    1. Awwwww,my learned colleague, glad that you didn't cheapen yourself.

      Kaaai, I have not yet been able to attend any NBA Conference, lol, motherhood well done oh! Lol

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    2. Well said @ your last paragraph.

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  13. I’ve had good dates sha

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  14. Asked her out agreed to meet once I got there I waited for 3hours, she finally showed smelling like a wet dog but all through the date she kept looking at her fone. Asked her if the was not up for this she said she was fine. We finished and she said she was going I offered to drop her... She was shocked I had a car and when she saw the A class the smiled and wanted me to drop her off at her hostel. Out of the blue she became chatty dropped her fone in her bag and suddenly wanted me to "tell me more about yourself". I replied woman I lost all interest in you when you refused to drop your fone and talk in the fastfood so why bother now. After dropping her off she kept trying for another date but the smell... Never happening

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  15. 26th May and the day I married this unfortunate fool. Shameless,evil spawn that threatened to kill someone just because I ask of payment of loans.

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    1. Consult GOD on what to do next

      It is well
      Wow

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