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Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Adventures Of Oko Ashawo The Uber Driver -17

Eh!!!....what did i just read?I said it!!!







Recently i could not find sleep and I tossed and turned on my bed. I was broke and worried because i had not worked for 3 weeks due to the lockdown caused by the Covid-19 global pandemic. 


How person wan take survive this period? 


I got a call the next morning around 7am from Peju,one of my regular clients...she is a single lady in her 30s and lives just a street away from mine. She wanted me to pick her up at about 9am and take her to work where she had a few things to sort out....She promised to make my day with what she would pay me...



I got ready and arrived her apartment but she was Still in her night wear preparing breakfast,and I sat in the living room watching a news channel to keep abreast with happenings as I waited. We talked about the effects of the coronavirus on everyone and she told me it had afforded the her opportunity to find out she was a side chic instead of the main one..


After breakfast, she took me to her bedroom to help her check out what was wrong with one of the sockets and I realized that the extension box was the culprit but as I turned to explain my finding,i could see her bwest peeping from her nightie and i quickly looked away. She moved closer to me,and asked me if i was shy.... My people why shall i shy???


I stuttered and could not find what to tell her...
 

I knew what would happen with the way she was acting but i was beyond caring..Konji na really bastarrrrrd!!!

I had a semi permanent smile on my face as well...

A lot of thoughts came to my mind including contacting STDs and even Uncle Coro but but the devil whispered in my ears that something must kill a man and i agreed with the voice... 

I remembered the Oko Ashawo that i ''is'' now and i did what i had to do make market no fall press me*wink*

After the do,we freshened up and i dropped her off at the Office...

 Her company needed her to sort a few things out and I waited to take her back As I waited, I wondered about what had transpired and my face tightened because it crossed my mind that she may have paid me already.....Mogbe!


 I took her home after she was done with what she went for at the office and she told me she had dropped my account details with her office for the payment of my cab service and my eyes widened. ..Haaaaa,Madam Peju should not try me oooooh.

At the door she asked me to come inside again and i knew immediately that she was still hungry and i smiled inward..I no fit fall my hand at all.

I Looked up and down,left and right and then i did what i had to do *wink*

Work can wait,Coro can wait but hunger like this cannot wait...I chop clean mouth waka!!! *wink*

Una think say she go pay me so?

I salute Everybody oh.....πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

71 comments:

  1. I don tell am
    E don happenπŸ˜†

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    1. Some body shout finally, ooo,finally ooo,jisike ooo,you entered express and you're asking if she will still pay u? so you don't have a babe?

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  2. Sips my chamomile tea 🍡 .... hmmm
    So she paid in kind ?

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  3. Hahahahaha. Oko Ashewo na OYO you dey oh.

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    1. Real Oyo! But that girl must be a fool @30.
      How can sm1 just realize she's a side chic,and here she is sharing free cookie again? It will surely end in premium tears....she never learn.

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    2. @Shantelle, she used him to cured konji o and also catch a free ride. Sense will not kill that girl.

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  4. I was hoping to see details of how it went down πŸ™„

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    1. It's not harlequin novel.

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    2. Seriously, I was waiting😁😁 why so vague?he don reach your turn you come dey selfishπŸ™„,please l love juicy gistπŸ˜€
      Anyways nice write up, please next time make I juice. thanks 🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

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    3. This is so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ naughty driver,you have been paid in "kind ".

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  5. The why shall I shy got me rolling on the floor🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  6. She has paid in kind already.
    Ogami se miii
    o ma wa okay las las

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  7. Who is the ashawo now?

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  8. Yeaaa ma Nigga! 🚬 I see u using my line! πŸ‘Š.... so u finally caved in after bv’s used mouth to push u to add spice? 😏 u fall hand, cuz it didn’t click!! 😒

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Make sure say u collect your money that way she will know that you don't play with ya business period. Her body count don rise by...

      Abeg oko ashawo dey hold body o, no fall hand again.

      But remind her of your money o.

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

      'do the do'... πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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  9. Keep enjoying oo. Coro and aids no dey show for face.

    Forget ya payment oo. You see free nipples that is ya payment

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    1. Biko next time go into details o, it would also help us keep body and soul together.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sandra.

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  11. Hmmmmmm!!! You've finally caved in to the voices telling you to commit sin of the flesh. Ask God for mercy and go for check up.

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    1. He already "caved" in a long time ago he just didn't wanted to add those part.

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    2. Annon 13:28..I believe you

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    3. This kind time people dey seek face of God to know how far. Oko Ashewo I didn't enjoy this one please retrace your steps dear...God is merciful.

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    4. So as long as there are people that don't subscribe to the kind of things you subscribe to that makes them hypocrites yea? LolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Baby girl God will help us, no one was born a saint but we have to keep reaching forward to what is ahead and forgetting what is behind...every single day!πŸ€—πŸ˜˜

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  12. That barrack boy21 April 2020 at 13:18

    Oko ashewo....LMAO, she might pay you, after all,her company need her service in this lockdown, they definitely know she don't have a car so how can she get to her company if not the use of a cab man, the thing is that, they might have paid her for the cab before leaving the company without her paying you but I might be wrong, she definitely paid you in kind

    Besides, oh baby is heart broken so she really need comfort and you gave in

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  13. Hahaha.. One thing must kill a man.
    Enjoy bro.. Konji na real bastardddd. I love reading this segment..keep it coming Stella

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  14. So you finally do the do? πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ Your money don enter voicemail

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  15. U go wait tireπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  16. She fit pay you na

    You don collect kind e remain cash

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  17. Egungun don enter expressway 🀭

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  18. Please use protection in future and bear in mind that payment may have entered voicemail, las las, this one too na payment. Reach out to other customers that might need services. People on essential duties are allowed to move and social distancing can be maintained in an uber vehicle.

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  19. Oko Ashawo e haff done the do!! Ha ewoooo your woman must hear this!

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    1. Like seriously,he hasn't made mention of him having a gf/wife. How come sef?

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  20. So what if tomorrow this lady tells you she's pregnant,cause judging by your story there was no protection used..next time focus on the work that took you there,she can call others to satisfy her needs

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  21. Bros oko ashewo i greet you specially πŸ™ŒπŸ»

    something must kill a manπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  22. Pay you ke? She is not owing you again oo,she paid you in kind 2times for the tru and fro ride, debt paid in full

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  23. Bros, payment for your services should be the last thing on your mind. You should be very afraid for your health. A lady that can sleep with a guy just like that is lose. What if you have caught HIV or other STD's, what if she turns out pregnant? I have been enjoying your column but you see this one, it has left a sour taste in my mouth. I fear infection pass death.

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    1. Something must kioo a man. Besides, there are 1001 mays to die. Dat's one of dem. Konji na bitch jare!

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    2. *kill* ...... *ways*

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    3. A man that can sleep with a woman just like that is 'loose' too. They are both birds of a feather.

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    4. For few mins pleasure you put your life and soul on the line. How can you not use protection with a woman who's isn't a trusted partner. Someone who just left a relationship that more than 2 people were involved in. She could be a scorned woman who discovered her ex gave her HIV and cows to share it to alot of his kind. And you just fell so effortlessly.
      This story is a sore to my eyes.

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  24. Badt guyπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
    Hope you sha used condom?

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  25. Ha oko ashewo,I will tell ya mummy.

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  26. Oko Ashewo, Idi ti jee! Nyansh don chop your money.

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  27. Hope say you use protection sha.

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  28. Moko asewo, you no try, why didn't you give us details na. You for make our day with the juicy gist.
    Something must kill a man got me rolling on the floor

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  29. You finally got laid by one of your clientsπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ congrats but next time use CONDOM

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  30. You don receive your payment in kind πŸ˜ŠπŸ™‚

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  31. This is absolutely wrong and you still didn't use protection. There are millions of STD out there and all you need is just one contact...Always play safe please.

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  32. See them hailing him. If it was a lady that handles this column and wrote this, they would roast her. Bloody Hypocrites!

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  33. Finally you haf do. 😁😁😁😁

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  34. Abeg let us kn if she eventually pay u and I hope u use protection

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  35. I laff in American English

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  36. Finally oh it's time to go down...

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  37. Them go pay, wey u carry her go the office? All else she no work there or you forget the address, 2nd base jare

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