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Sunday, May 31, 2020

Sunday Laughs

















For those that want to learn Igbo*




1. *Lasiemu ike*F#ck me hard.

2. *Lamu kpukeje akpa nwam*F#ck me and shift my womb.

3. *Lamu dika ichoro iragbumu*Fu#ck me as if i won die.

4. *Kpukeje obatem lamu otu*Shift my pant make you f#ck my p#ssy.

5. *Lamu dika nkita, lamu ofuma*Give me doggy make you f#ck me well.


6. *Salamu alu mia otum*
Bath for me make you suck my p#ssy dry.

7. *Lamu ka menstruation mu puta*F#ck me make my menstruation come out.


8. *Mia amum ka odika I na lacha 
ereke* suck my d#ck as if you dey lick sugarcane.

9. *Lamu nyuΓ³ ara mu* f#ck me make you smooch my boobs.

10. *Lamu, la otubom* f#ck me make you f#ck my butthole join.

11. *Lamu - otu obulaghi*F#ck me anyhow.


12. *Lamu ka odika mu na cho inwu*
F#ck me as if i won die.


13. *Were otu gwuo egwu lamu akuku akuku*
Play with my p#ssy make you give me side by side.


14. *Tipu mu efe lamu otu obulaghi* off my clothes make you f#
ck me anyhow.


15. *Lacha otum me ka Γ³ dika ice-cream* lick my balls make you turn am to ice cream.


16. *Jidemu n'azu lamu ka uchem bata* hold me from back make you f#ck sense to my head.


17. *Labuo mu, otu bu ka ala ya* f#ck me die pussy na for fuck.


18. *Labamu gawa n'iru* make you just dey f#ck me dey go.


19. *Lamu me ka otum kporo oku* f#ck me make my pussy hot.


20. *Lamu me ka otum kooo* f#ck me make my pussy swell up.
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*Ibo language made easy.*

75 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahahahahaha
    This Igbo lesson is da bomb!

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    1. I am gonna save this page. Yoruba girl but igbo men are just my type. Something about them idunno. An igbo man is a man's man

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    2. Anon 11:11, I accept this your praise on behalf of all the igbo men! I say thank you!
      Make sure you collect money ooh from them. They take pride in taking care of their women

      No go do good wife material for them and short change yourself.

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    3. I hate to talk or hear sweet nothings in igbo during sex!

      That was how I was fucking one guy like that, guy change am ooh,
      Nne si'm lekwa otu a laba!
      Baby si'm o mu nwee otu a!! !
      Baby a ga m anwu n'elu otu aa!!
      Baby lekwa amu a, laba!!

      Baby kpoo m, mbge o bula amu guru gi!!!

      I was just irritated.
      Translation :

      Baby, tell me to fuck this pussy!
      Baby, tell me I am the owner of this pussy!

      Baby I will die on this pussy!

      Baby, fuck this dick,

      Baby call me whenever you hunger for dick or want to fuck!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this one off me!

      I disappeared after the do.
      Oga kept calling,thinking we would start up a relationship.
      He didn't know I used him for a one night stand.
      I actually had in mind to fuck him before I agreed on a date with him after a long plea. I needed to release so much built up tension!! And he came right on time!!



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    4. Stella it is said that one will always attract her type. So I take it that the kind of commenters here are Stella's type. Kai! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I wan die for laugh o. 11.59 Don kee me.

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    5. Anon 11:59 you are crazy!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ one night stand.

      I thought I am the only one who used a guy for just sex and that was it!! Meanwhile dude fell yakata in love, caught major feeling and I pitied him and his feelings!

      Stella please do a post on people's experience on one night stand!!
      Ladies who were out to have a one night stand and moved on after the do!!

      It will be da bomb!!

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    6. Anon11:59, you are crazyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ everyone around me wants to know why I'm laughing.

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    7. @11:59
      You just met a guy and the first thing is ila otu? You are the villain here.

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  2. All these sex jokes on a Sunday morning after just listening to God's word.smh

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    1. Sex talk is the only sin you know.

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    2. Saphire, WHY are you always on the side of everything wrong? Why?

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  3. Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. Whaaaaaat.

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  4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Fan I know say na that Igbo dey make you laugh

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    2. Fan Fan, we know nah 😎😎😎

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  5. Hahahaa at thΓ© Igbo lessons

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  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Igbo kwenu

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  7. 'I miss you, if you know you know'πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. Igbo lesson 🀣🀣🀣but I noticed the person igbo no too strong/correct. That pix own is so just me, but am beginning to overlook it and go ahead and like the picture, I don't like negativity getting at me again.

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  9. Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ your father no de use condom. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  10. Lmaoooo... This your igbo made easy get as e be. It just made me remember one girl I had sex with... Before the sex we both conversed in English with a little igbo at times.. So at the heat of the moment babe just went off on me "baby iragbuolam.. Amu gi di uto... Amu gi atogbuolam... Baby rawam" I almost stopped the pounding but a brother had to cum, so I endured her encantations and finished off and that was the last time we ever saw again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Hei come back and interprete your rawam,atagbuolam,iragbuolam

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    2. baby iragbuolam.. Amu gi di uto... Amu gi atogbuolam... Baby rawam" meaning ooo Anon 10:44

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    3. STRAWLLBHOMS, here is the meaning
      Baby you have finished me with fuck.. Your dick is sweet.. Your dick sweet me die.. Baby continue fucking me"

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    4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nna I bu onyeara LOL. It means baby your dick is too sweet, please don't stop, you're killing me..lick me etc.

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    5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Amethyst. 🀣🀣🀣🀣. Kai that shyt irritates me biko

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    6. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  11. Darabcollectibles31 May 2020 at 10:44

    Igbo people gather here o, ha Stella na wa ooooo

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  12. Father abraham congratulations oπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  13. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Igbo ooo

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  14. Names of churches

    Run for your life Ministry
    Helicopter of Christ Ministry
    Healing Tsunami Ministry
    Ministry of Unclad Wire
    Satan in Trouble Ministry.

    Happy Sunday .

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  15. If you know you know🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  16. Hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

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  17. Lamu ooooo
    Lamu well well
    Lamu doggy
    Lamu lamu lamu ... I sha learnt lamu is fuck ... So chibuzor lamu wells
    Emeka cannot lamu well
    Papa Nneka lamu his wife all the time.
    Ebuka likes lamu...
    Dem I need lamu seriously ...
    Hehehehe

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    1. Continue *Lamuing* ooooo funny Anon

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    2. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚na one chance you enter

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    4. No anonymous!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      "La" is f*ck or to f*ck.
      While the "mα»₯" at the back is "me"

      So when they say "laa mα»₯" (Which is more correct), or "lamα»₯". It means "f*ck me". You grab?πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

      So it's not Papa Nneka "lamα»₯" his wife.

      It should be, papa Nneka "n'ala" ('fucks', Present continues tense) his wife all the time.

      Or
      Emeka laikΓ­Γ­ (likes) "ọ lα»₯la" (adverb) or "α»‹kwa iko" (fornication, more correct).🀷🏼‍♂️

      Oya say thank you.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. No anonymous!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      "La" is f*ck or to f*ck.
      While the "mα»₯" at the back is "me"

      So when they say "laa mα»₯" (Which is more correct), or "lamα»₯". It means "f*ck me". You grab?πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

      So it's not Papa Nneka "lamα»₯" his wife.

      It should be, papa Nneka "n'ala" ('fucks', Present continues tense) his wife all the time.

      Or
      Emeka laikΓ­Γ­ (likes) "ọ lα»₯la" (adverb) or "α»‹kwa iko" (fornication, more correct).🀷🏼‍♂️

      Oya say thank you.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Ya talking in the rubbish, ya talking in the nonsense, ya talking in the thing that did not make sense🀣

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    7. Oya thank you web phamletπŸ˜€πŸ˜€ .LA teacher

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    8. Web pamphlet, are you an Igbo teacher? Hahahahahaha. You are actually correct.

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  18. No 10... "otubom" is not butthole. It's bellybutton.😁✌️
    IGBO AMAKA!!!!!

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    1. Passion, is either the writer is Delta Igbo or he/she is not Igbo at all but can speak Igbo.
      The Igbo is not pure.

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    2. Chile nwannem, the Igbo adighi pure at allπŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  19. Stellicious Stella you just murder my mother tongue πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  20. Mama triplet πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»31 May 2020 at 11:11

    Chai.. Am πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

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  21. The igbo is obviously from a learner. E no don well

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  22. Wow if only this post was made during my nysc days in anambra, maybe i would have understood all those igbo being spoken due to excitement of δ»–ε¦ˆηš„ 😩 then.

    Today is sunday ooπŸ˜‚πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️😩🀦🏽‍♂️😁

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    1. Bia,so you were cheating on your gf of 3 abi na 5yrs?
      Shiidren of now sha....butu why?

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    2. Shantelle i was single all through my service year thank you✌🏾



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    3. δ½ δΌšθ―΄δΈ­ζ–‡ε—?

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    4. Anon εŒΏεδΈζ˜―ηœŸηš„...ζˆ‘η”¨θ°·ζ­Œ πŸ˜‚

      I was very much single during my NYSC days, unless you gave me someone to date then?πŸ€”

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  23. If i was asked to choose between one famous artist of all time or any part of a woman body i like, respect and admire tooπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”






    πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”


    πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”


    Omo i go PICASSO πŸ˜‚

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  24. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ @YEYE man. He hates using condom.
    Friendship ti scarra b dat o.

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  25. Feel like dropping the Hausa version here too but make I chill small cause church never close

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    1. Most women cheat due to lack of sexual satisfaction from their partners and because of this, the average Hausa man can consume all the sexual enhancing concoction known to the universe to f#ck which is like a full time job for them... they're dedicated to making sure mama Musa says these words "Woyo Baba musa wahahi bura ka na da dadi kamar suga, ka ci ni har mmutu, cire mu da gindi na"

      Translation: "Woyo Baba I swear your sweets are as sweet as sugar, eat me fresh, remove us and my bottom

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  26. This one na Google translate Igbo ...had to read slowly lol

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  27. I must have received all these words while I was pounding there and there in the east those years, chai I missed the excitement.

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  28. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  29. Chai, these lamus on a Sunday? We await the other versions from Hausa and Yoruba languages.

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  30. The igbo words reminds me of my ex those days. Very igbotic girl. I remember her always say "iragbuolam"

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  31. Igbo kwenu oooo.nothing do una, one Nigeria forever.

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  32. Hahahahahaha, glad I didn't open this in church, I would have asked my neighbor to confirm it the translation was true and that's how I will distract innocent people. ������������������

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  33. Just negodu lalala otu na amu everwhere on a Pentecost Sunday.

    Stella Kork why?

    Agam alakokwa gina Fada o,make I report you to a Rev Father.

    Xhlrted P

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    1. Please, what is the meaning of 'just negodu'. I have been hearing it from bvs for years without knowing what it means

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    2. "Just Negodu" means just look at

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  34. Hahaha whoever wrote this Stella is so crazy,I can't stop laughing

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  35. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Lamu Prof 🀣🀣.

    Kpojasia di okpukpo πŸ˜‚.

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  36. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 the last one off me

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