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Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Boredom Eliminating Post

 

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  1. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.

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    1. Translation: A barren woman must always be prepared and ready for nack.

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    2. A woman looking for a child should not sleep clothed 😁

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  2. Pikin wey talk say him mama no go sleep, no go sleep too.?

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    1. Translation: this child, as you have made my life miserable, your children will do same to you too.

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    2. A child that says his mother will not sleep, will not also sleep 😀😀

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    3. If you ferment trouble, you will also be a partaker of the trouble.

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    4. A child who says his mother will not sleep, shall know no sleep too 😁

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    5. A child that says his mother won't sleep won't get to sleep as well 🤣

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  3. Frog no dey run for afternoon for nothing....

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  4. Toto water no plenty but e dey reacy prick baff🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

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    1. You are very razz

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    2. Haaaaa bad child😅🤣

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    3. Pussy juice/fluids can be very little, but, its enough to bathe the penis 😆😆

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    4. Vaginal fluid is less but can bathe the dick😂😂😂😂

      You corrupt like your politicians

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    5. The vagina doesn't have a pool but it's enough for the penis to swim 🏊🤣🤣🤣

      As e dey hot 🔥

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  5. No be today yansh don dey for back

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  6. What an elder sees while sitting down, a child can never see even when he climbs the tallest of the trees.

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    1. Translation: The wisdom of the elder is greater than that of a child

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    2. You already said it in correct English.😀😀😀

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    3. Pikin wey climb tree wey tall pass no fit see wetin elder wey siddon see

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    4. In pidgin

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  7. No matter as okra tall,he no dey tall pass who plant am

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    1. Translation: okra tree must be bent in order to harvest it.

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    2. You can’t be bigger than or outgrow your parents/elders....

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    3. Nobody can be bigger than the owner.

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    4. No servant is greater than his or her master.

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    5. No matter how tall is an okra tree, it can never be taller than its owner.

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  8. Listen to your conviction, even if it seems absurd to your reason.

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    1. Stella said, write a proverb in pidgin English 😁😁😁

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    2. Listen to wetin dey inside your mind gangan even if e no make sense come out😁

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    3. Na pidgin dm say Mk we write so dat we go interprete for good English language

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  9. Make person wey dey chop egg know say anus dey pain fawul

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    1. Cut it, cut it only happens with the body of the cow

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    2. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣MS. A this your translation nobi here o. You cracking me up real good here

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  11. Na wetin dey sweet goat dey kill goat


    Fly wey nor hear word na him dey follow dead body enter grave.


    One breast for hand better pass two wey dey inside brassier

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    1. Translation 1: Something must kill a man.

      Translation 2: A sturborn child must end in misery.

      Translation 3: Half bread is better than nothing

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    2. 2. A stubborn child who rejects advice will regret it in future.

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    1. @cookie even if you don't poo,it's not a cure for hunger-meaning no matter the circumstances,life must go on,I hope I got it

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  13. Pride is no substitute for a dinner.

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  14. pikin wey say em mama no go sleep em too no go sleep

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    1. A person in distress still sees.

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  16. When the drummers change their beats the dancers must also change their steps.

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  17. No ne every rain wey fall must touch person

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    1. The bumbum was created at the back😂😂

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    2. Its not today that we know that the buttocks is behind or at the backside...😂😂😂😂

      I don crack my head tire😆😆😆

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  19. This one fine this one good na ao mad man kaya take plenty

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  20. Sisi wey dey tell husband dudes wey she reject, she fit yarn am those she accept?😝😝😝😝😝

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    1. A lady that tells her husband how many men she has rejected, will she also say how many she accepted? 😂😂😂😂

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    2. You can only tell the people the good they need to hear about you, not the bad one that doesn't speak well of you 😂😂

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  21. Escort me Escort me,na so slave trade start🙂

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    1. Serious things sometimes starts like a joke.

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    2. Slavery started by escortism😜

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    3. Walk with me, walk with me, that is slave trade started.

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  22. Make i chop him money make i chop him money na so ashawo take start.

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    1. Let me eat his money, let me eat his money that is how prostitution started 😀😀😀😀

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    2. A prostitute started from let me eat his money 😁😁

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    3. Let me spend his money that's how prostitution began 🤣🤣

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    4. 😁😁😁 naso e take dey start

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  23. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him sef no go sleep.

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  24. I no want hear say "shoot bird mama fly".

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    1. I don't want to hear that you had a shot at the bird and it flew away....

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    2. @ Ms.A, I don’t understand your Translation.

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  25. I not go call Malu brother because say I wan chop meat

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    1. I can't refer to a cow as my brother just because I want to eat beef.

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    2. Do not disrespect yourself because you need favour.

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  26. Wife wey wan chop bellefull no dey wear pants sleep😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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    1. A wife that want to be well fed will not sleep with her pants on 😂😂😂

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  27. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him too no go see sleep.😁😁

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  28. I no fit dey beside river make soap entermy eye

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    1. I can't be closed to the river and soap will enter my eyes

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    2. I can not be close to the source of my problem and still be in problem.

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  29. Pikin wey say e mama no go sleep, sleep no go enter ehn own eyes 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

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    1. A child that says his mother will not sleep, his eyes will not see sleep too.

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  30. Because you buy bicycle to help your life,e no mean say na you rich pass

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    1. The fact that you bought a new bicycle to help your cause, doesn't mean you're the richest.

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  31. Hmmmmm
    If I write my own eeh! Church will scartter ...

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    1. Ummmm
      If I reveal the secret, things will never be the same again😊

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  32. Leaf wey sweet naim kill goat

    Better soup na money dey kill am

    Catch fowl for afternoon you say no e go bite you, but for night you dey catch lion😂😂

    No use gra gra tey solve every problem, some fit hook you neck

    Shit wey strong no go flush, no matter the water you tey flush am😂😂

    🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

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    1. Dem to born that shit well make e no slush

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    2. What sweetens the goat can also kill the goat

      A tasty soup is an evidence of a swell spent money 😁😁

      You're scared to catch a chicken in the day time, whereas, at night time, you're happy to catch a lion 😀😀😀

      Don't rush to find a solution to a problem, some can become a burden 🤔😊

      A strong shit will never flush not matter how much water is used to flush it.

      I don tire Akproko Queen 😀😀😀😀💖

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    3. That shit ehn, we go use stick push am.. Na where it stronghead stop, na there my own start 🤣😂🤣😂

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    4. 2. The good things in life don’t come cheap

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  33. Lol can't think of any now, will come back to read

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  34. If old sisi fall twice we go count wetin she carry for backpack😍😍😝😝😝

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    1. When a lady falls twice, we can count what's in her backpack 🤔😀

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  35. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant.🥳🥳🥳

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    1. A woman that's ready to get pregnant must learn to sleep naked😁🤭

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  36. pikin when dey find party rice nor dey fear dance

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    1. Translation: whoever goes to party to eat must dance to " after partey after partey."

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    2. A child that want to eat at a party shouldn't be afraid to wear his dancing shoes.😀

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  37. Do I even know any proverb

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    1. You hear ''thank you'' you still dey wait for ''very much'' copied from Madam Awoof

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  38. Person wey dey cry, dey see road...lol

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    1. The eyes of a crying person can also see😂😂😂

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    2. Crying eyes still see the road ahead clearly.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  39. Them no dey beg shit make e smell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    1. You ehen 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😃😂

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    2. You don't plead with the shit not to smell😀😀

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  40. THAT BARRACK BOY23 June 2020 at 18:17

    Nobody dey tell blind man say rain dey fall

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  41. Monkey dey work babu dey chop

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    1. Translation: I am working hard, my oga is enjoying the fruit of my labour

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    2. The monkey is working hard, but, its the babu that is eating

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  42. who dey go dey fear

    who dey come dey fear

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    1. The person leaving is scared

      The person coming is scared😂😂

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  43. Pikin wey say im Mama no go sleep...
    can't remember the rest lol

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    1. A child that says his mother will not sleep....😁😁😁

      When you remember the last part, I will come and finish it hehehe 😆😊

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  44. Dem say make small pikin no waka for night,him say no,moon dey shine.

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    1. They told a little child not walk at night and he said no, the moon is shinning 😁

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  45. Na person wey see bathroom pee dey hungry am to pee...
    🤸🤸🤸

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    1. Lies.
      If you jam lion for street, you go pee for ya pants fiaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    2. It is because you can find a bathroom that's why you are feeling pressed to pee 😂🤣

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    1. Too much free things is not good.

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  47. Toto no get meter

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  48. Ah I misread this lmaooooo
    I dont know any proverb in pidgin

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  49. Pikin wey dey carry for back no dey no say journey far!!!

    No matter how darkroom want be, man go still locate woman breast!!!

    Mosquitoes prefer to dey bit who don high!!!

    If u sleep with yansh we dey scrach when u wake up all ur hands go dey smell!!!

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  50. Cigar wey no get filter na igbo

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  51. Babe wet finish university come dey claim teenager, check her backpack, she fit smuggle man enter her papa house😝😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😜😜😜

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  52. Round and Round pepper, no climbing.

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  53. Round and Round Pepper, no climbing.

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  54. When trouble sleep, yanga go wake am,
    Na wetin e dey find?? Wahala e dey find🎶🎶🎶🎶 😀😀😀😀

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  55. Na cooperation make rice full pot

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  56. Man wey naked no dey put hand for pocket.

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  57. Person wey happy na him his prick dey stand

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  58. Na person wey never see problems dey use English dey pray

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  59. Nah prick know wetin e see inside pussy wey make am vomit..

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  60. Na small shit dey spoil bumbum.

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  61. No matter how goat🐄 take frown e face reach for market, person wey go buy am go buy am

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  62. Book wey no gree enter head, go enter exam hall😀😀😀

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  63. Jollof rice wey dey bottom pot today go dey for top of cooler tomorrow.

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  64. Pikin wey wan chop party rice no suppose fear dance.

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  65. Feel at home, feel at home, na so visitor take dey spoil television

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  66. Chicken wey run from borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.

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  67. Battery wey low go full, battery wey full go low, the prayer be say make our charger no spoil.

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  68. Today's newspaper, na tomorrow Suya wrap.

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  69. Person wey wan use palm oil cook, dey sabi clean.

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  70. Fly wey no hear word dey follow coffin enter grave

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  71. Who dey purge no dey select toilet

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  72. Na allow dey bring allowance

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  73. Leaving shiiit inside belle no dey cure hunger.

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  74. Goat wey follow lion go fishing, suppose know wetin go happen if fish no dey to catch.

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  75. No be all wetin hunter see for bush e dey talk

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  76. No tell me, no tell me, na so King take carry Ognono soup for bear bear go meeting.

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  77. No matter how small Toto water dey, e go reach to baff preek

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  78. Lean on me no be press me die.

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  79. Wetin u look throway face, na im ur mate take better pass u.

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  80. Fly wey no dey hear word, na him dey follow dead body enter grave.

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  81. Woman wey never see problem, na em dey hold breast run.

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