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Thursday, September 24, 2020

The Hustle Post

The Hilarious hustle post is here again................






My sister hustle ooooh,make dem no turn you to baby making factory for Europe because money wey government dey pay kids every month.....Hustle oooo

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  1. Back with a bang..My brother hustle o make because of love you wash woman pant wey no gbadun you sef...

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    1. Neo come and carry ur shade o

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    2. HUssle o mk u no do “West” Trainner advert while others r doing EKO signature

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  2. Hustle o make you play golf after retirement instead of draught..

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    1. All na games sha.

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    2. Tai ,ifbi hear say all not game, abegi game pass game... If only you know the timba and calibaa that plays draught, from morning to evening , awon baba semiu,spiroro, baba sometin and sometin, but those who play golf are called by the first name otedola, dangote,Felix, tunde, abeg hustle ooooo

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    3. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632824 September 2020 at 17:27

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ @ anon 14:21

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    4. All no be game oo. Golf is a class on its own. I was opportuned to be at a golf course last weekend and the kind of people I saw there, omo! I was flabbergasted. I don't think those set of people sit down to play draught.

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  3. Hustle o make people no know you with only branded T - Shirt when you spread cloth for line

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  4. Hustle o, make Stella no dey suspect your stories say you dey use style beg

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  5. Hustle o make pikin for your compound no talk say ''That unku wey dey beg beg don come oh''

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    1. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯²πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

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    2. Mad ooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. Hustle o make you no hide for landlord tell your pikin say ''Tell him I am not at home'' then when him ask your pikin about you..''him go say my papa talk say him no dey''//

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  7. Hustle o, make you no be the one wey dem go call to open and serve drinks for village meeting

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  8. Hustle o make you do correct nyash surgery instead of to inject 100naira ororo to increase your nyash...

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  9. Hustle o make you sef buy Ferrari for your children instead of to jump danfo

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  10. Hilarious comments loading πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  11. Hustle o, make u no dey call everything vanity.

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  12. Hustle all you can but always remember;
    "It doesn't depend on human desire or efforts but no God's mercy" Rom. 9:16
    🀷🏽‍♀️🀷🏽‍♀️🀷🏽‍♀️🀷🏽‍♀️🀷🏽‍♀️🀷🏽‍♀️🀷🏽‍♀️

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  13. Hustle o make people no dey ignore your phone calls when you dey call them

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  14. Hustle oo make u no dey say vanity upon vanity to justify your poverty

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  15. Hustle ooo;so you won't be saying the latest Samsung Note 20 or S20 ultra is waste of money...

    Hustle ooo;So after your village town meeting,the chairman would call you and be like "Mr Martins;is there any other thing you would like to say or add to the ones we have said already??"

    Hustle ooo;so you won't be ranting why you can't buy one plot of Land for 80million at Ikoyi,when you can use the same money to build at Badagry or Okokomaiko..

    Anam Abia!! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰

    @MARTINS

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  16. Hustle oo, make ur phone dey ring oo

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  17. My brother hustle oooo,so that you fit pay 3,100,000 for private jet.

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  18. Hustle ooo,make you no talk say Gucci and Versace logo na satanic symbol.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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    2. I know that's rightπŸ˜€

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    3. Leemao πŸ˜‚ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 🀣

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    4. 😬😬😬😬😬

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632824 September 2020 at 17:28

      πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  19. Hustle ooo make your children no call you useless father because another man buy Ferrari for him children...

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  20. Hustle o, make u no dey talk say i ll rather sleep in my car than lodge in an expensive hotel...

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  21. Hustle oooo,make your girlfriend no tell you to collect your friend iPhone so una go snap.

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  22. Hustle ooo make yard people no dey call you to ask if light dey

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  23. Hustle oooo so that you go fit buy Ferrari for all your children.

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  24. Sis Hustle oooo,make another girl no collect your boyfriend with "All bills on me".

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  25. Hustle ooo,make dem no borrow money do your burial.

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  26. My guy hustle oooo,make your babe no upload another guy picture because she know say you no get data.

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  27. Hustle ooo make people for your area no nickname you "garri drinker".

    Hustle make your children no vex say them no fit chop Christmas chicken.

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  28. Hustle ooo,make you no dey eat food "without"

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  29. Hustle ooo,so that your child will be called baby and not "pikin".

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  30. My brother hustle oooo,make another guy no use tinted glass carry your babe pass you.

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  31. Hustle oh make you no dey chew one gum all day even keep am for one place when you wan chop and continue chewing after eating..

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ or make person put the gum for e side of e ear

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    2. Kai
      Tade πŸ₯²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632824 September 2020 at 17:31

      Oh boy

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  32. Brother hustle,so no babe go tell you good night and still dey online.

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    1. 😬😬😬😬😬😬


      I have been there oooo

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™†πŸ™† chai

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  33. Hustle ooooooooooo,make Dem no use you dey do example of longer throat person...
    Hustle ooooo,make Dem no see your call dey reject am because of beggi beggi
    Hustle oooooooooooooo, make you get mouth for where your mates dey..
    Hustle oooooooo,make you no because of wetin u go chop,call red black.....

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  34. Hustle o make you no fall for scammer message of you don 'win price' wey you no work for o

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  35. Hustle ooooo make billionaire pikin no turn you to sperm bank......

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  36. Hustle oh make your neighbors no dey come tell you "abeg, when shoemaker pass help me call am"

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  37. Hustle oh make you no dey use chalkboard, calculator, stone etc to calculate before you spend #1000

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  38. Hustle oo,make you no stay for self contain or one room,wey your children go dey see your bura and go dey gossip you and mummy after una don nack...

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  39. Hustle ooo,make you no go deposit 50# so that you go fit withdraw 1k.

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  40. Hustle ooo,make dey no tell you say your shoe fine but i know say the original go cost.

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  41. Hustle oooo,because there is no dignity in begging.

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  42. My sister hustle ooo make you one pant no tear for waist due to lack of money chai this nah life experience.poverty bad oh.

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  43. Hustle oooo,make your pikin no go dey turn on post notification on Bobrisky page because of giveaway.

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  44. Hustle so you won't call a person a liar when they are sharing their life experiences simply because it is different from yours.

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    1. πŸ˜„ this would have been better in pidgin English.

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    2. Bomb!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632824 September 2020 at 17:25

      Side eyes πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ to the anon that accused me of lying for writing that I’ve never been in a keke πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Like πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  45. My sister hustle ooo make one pant no tear for your waist due to lack of money chai this one nah life experience.poverty bad oh.

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    1. Honestly mehn
      Where is our Hustle Queen
      I kept scrolling for her comments

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  47. Hustle, so you won't have the need to put on a false humility which you don't have and suppress the gangsta aspect of yourself that wants to come alive during arguments.

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  48. Hustle ooo,make you no hang charger for your neck dey find where you go charge phone.

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  49. Hustle ooo,make you no use person phone snap,and when you wan collect am,dey go tell you say dey don delete am.

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    1. I choked on this one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632824 September 2020 at 17:33

      Oh my πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£

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  50. Hustle ooo,make dem no write "we rise by lifting others",because dey sub for you.

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    1. O tough.. Life yìí Γ³ balance rΓ‘rΓ‘ πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜„You stop it right there. Stop.

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    3. 3Amigos Bread @ 6 Okesalu St, Ikotun. 0813851632824 September 2020 at 17:34

      @ Convice Me, your response got me reeling 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    4. Loooooooolllllllll........this life no balance true true

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  51. Hustle, so when you hear a good news the first thing that comes to your mind won't be "Audio".

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  52. Hustleoooh so that anytime you ask for price of a product, seller no go first tell u say e costoooh.

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  53. Hustle oo,make you no dey reply Amen for all the online prayer points

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  54. Hustle oo,make you born fine baby,make dey no use am act devil/Satan for school drama.

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  55. Hustle, so that when you see someone carry a 'Birkin bag' you won't hiss with anger and say "waste of money".

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    1. Chai!!!!
      Today's hussle quote is smoking hot.

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    2. Or say I'm not a fashion person πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Or type there are people who haven't eaten and you're buying a Birkin bag lmao!!!!!!

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  56. Hustle ooo,so that your neighbours no go pursue your children when they enter their house to watch television.

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  57. Hustle ooo,make you no tell your children say Gotv and Dstv na the same .

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  58. Hustle ooo,make dey no use shop rite jollof rice shift your daughter pant.

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  59. Hustle, so you won't have to tell your kids "Education is not everything, look at Mark Zuckerberg" when they are being sent home for school fees.

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  60. Hustle o make your neighbour no come buy tv dey ask you if u need d carton

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  61. Hustle ooo,make dey no on hotspot for you come off data.

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  62. Hustle oooo,make your neighbour no come knock for your door say im dey find his fowl.

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  63. Hustle ooo,make your brain no turn to calculator during shopping.

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    1. No be lie ooo, sometimes your brain will be playing mind games with you

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  64. Hustle ooo,make dey no give you isi okuko and ukwu okuko for occasion come tell you say meat don finish

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  65. Hustle, so you won't feel the need to force down our throats the false narrative of 'everyone' striving to survive in abroad and washing toilets.

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. That comment struck a nerve in you Sabella. Sorry o

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  66. Hustle, so that when you hear that "Iphone 20" is out in stores around you, you won't say, "phone is phone, as long as I can send text and make calls I am fine...you know I am not a materialistic person".😏

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    1. Girl Bye πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      You've killed it

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  67. Hustle, so you won't feel the need to console yourself and chant, "I like my girls natural... I don't like flashy girls, I don't like flashy girls", meanwhile you are liking the pages of high maintenance women on Instagram.

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  68. Hustle ooo, make Nurse help you massage bumbum after injection with humility,come still ask if the massage belleful you.

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  69. Hustle oo, so that you can afford the food wey dey hungry you for real life instead of dem village people serving you in your dream

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  70. Hustle ooo make person monthly body cream no be your salary.

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  71. Hustle o make dem no ask you 'who is bankrolling you'

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  72. Hustle o make you no be person wey dem go tell 'i have a short fuse'

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  73. Hustle o make you no dey scream 'leave this zoo' everytime while you tanda gidigba inside the zoo

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  74. Hustle o make Isaacbaba no forget to include your name for data giveaway

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    1. πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  75. Hustle o make you no dey comment 'pls martins help my phone is always hanging'

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  76. Hustle o make you no turn Usain Bolt inside SDK inbox

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  77. Hustle o make you no commot eye glass before you faint

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  78. Hustle o so that when others dey go vacation abroad you no go say home sweet home,i love my father land

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  79. Hustle o make person no see your coke/fanta pictures ask you 'wetin do your skin' you come reply 'na camera angle'

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  80. Hustle o make person no ask you why you still dey ride mercedes 230 you go say 'cars of nowadays are not strong'

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