There are some questions that people ask that make some people angry,depressed or they just avoid the 'askers''..
I will list some of these questions after the cut and you can identify which one was asked you and how you reacted..
Please also list any annoying questions you know.....
Number one annoying question always asked in Nigeria is ''Why are you not yet married?'' or they say it as a statement ''You are not yet married''.
- You are not employed said either as a statement or question.
-You never still get belle?
-You never still born?
You can continue from here.............
When are you getting married? If na my hand e dey, I no go leave am up till now.
ReplyDeleteNa this your answer I go dey give them from now on.
DeleteThis you never marry question is really on another level.I just ignore them.
DeleteLovelace
Smart you.
DeleteI screamed my big uncle down when he asked me. Kia Kia e beg me before e go
DeleteAre you still driving this car?
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile she doesn't know the difference between radiator and carburetor.
Yeye dey smell.
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DeleteHahahahahahahahaha......make una leave me oh.....hahaha
DeleteLol
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DeleteI can remember when I told my ex 'guy this ur car don old na, won't u buy another' he just asked me 'you, where is ur own car??? Na the last time I ask am that question be that.
DeleteNo be say I ask maliciously oh
Hahahahahahahahaha. You're very funny
DeleteI was on a plane going to uk and I met an old friend asking oh... what are u doing on this plane
ReplyDeleteππ. Hope you told the person you were helping the airplane count their seats. Nonsense.
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DeleteWhat a question.
Deleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£ so the plane is only design for him alone
DeleteChoco baibay, it's true now. Some questions are just dumb.
DeleteI will just tell him his village people asked me to confirm if he is truly travelling.
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DeleteNa true na, Sonia
DeleteYou never still get work?
ReplyDeleteNo, many people don dey offer me but I just feel like selecting work. Na Buhari PA I wan do
DeleteWhen are you getting married? Stella that question annoys the hell outta me!
ReplyDeleteI warned one of my childhood friends the other day who said to "You are not getting younger ooo. Are you sure your shakara is not the problem"? I warned him seriously!
He didn't see it coming.
Na wa o.
DeleteGood you warned him jare, what a silly thing to say.
Very good
DeleteMy friend's mum kept asking me this question. I just didn't know how to tell her to kind her business.
DeleteQuestion my mum never asked, it is now you that will be asking me.
Good
DeleteVery good. What kind of question is that. Good for him
DeleteOne woman asked a single girl 'you're not yet married. What are you waiting for?'
DeleteYou can't imagine the response she gave.
'I'm waiting for you to die so that your husband will marry me.'
Choi!
U no wan born boy???
ReplyDeleteMake I come collect the one wey you mould keep? *with a dead pan serious look on your face*
DeleteWhy are you not married? I'm sure it cos you're picky. Are you picky? π
ReplyDeleteWhy are you big? The last time I saw you were big, but not this big.
Why are you dark like this? ππππ
Na me u come life come monitor, Oga/Madam no be better life be that o, even if na government you dey help sweep street na still job o, at least you go dey busy street go rest.
DeleteHave you eaten? π«π«
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteSame as were you sleeping, whereas the person woke you up
πππ. No, I'm waiting for you to give me food.
DeleteNo, I want you to send me money so I can get foodππππ annoying question
DeleteHow was your night?
DeleteThe questions that annoys me so much is when you are chatting with someone on facebook that doesn't know you well or live close to where you live,and the person will be like. HAVE YOU EATEN? or when you are chatting with an Indian peron and he will be like. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? these questions annoys me like hell
ReplyDeleteA friend chatted me up after a long while. Just after saying hi to him,the next thing he said was " Don't go and marry " I didn't see that question coming at all. I just replied "mtcheeeeeew" and ended the chat with him. Some minutes later,he sent an apology chat.
ReplyDeleteJust imagine
DeleteWow you are so beautiful why are you not married? So you bought this thing na wa oh you don't look like you can afford it?
ReplyDeleteNa thief I thief am...supplying sarcastic answers to silly aproko questions.
DeleteHow far?
ReplyDeleteWhere are you?
Once I meet long lost friend, after exchanging pleasantries the next question is are you still working in that office, as if I have a choice?
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DeleteYou don wake?
ReplyDeleteYou people look alike...are you twins?
ReplyDeleteAnother one is, "who is Taiye and who is Kehinde?" I'm tayad of answering these questions.
No, we are not twins, my mama thief am from hospital π€£π€£π€£π€£
Deleteππππ. Sonia your mouth eh.
DeleteLmao !!!!!!!
Delete@Sonia, hahahaπ€£π€£π€£ that will be my reply from now on oπ
ReplyDeleteWhy are u not married? Is it because you are choosy or what's the problem. This came from a potential toaster that is 38years and still lives with a friend in a face me I slap you house. Been single ain't easy. Thank God I'm done with that phase. I pray for everyone looking unto God for their better half , this year God will answer you in a way that will shock you. Amen
ReplyDeleteAmen to the prayer. I receive my testimony in Jesus Name. Amen. Thanks TIP
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DeleteAmen and Amen.
DeleteAmen
DeleteAmen. I receive it!
DeleteI receive this in Jesus name.
DeleteSeeing you and asking "are you back?"
ReplyDeleteMy sister used to get angry whenever my cousin that was staying with us asked her this question. She said the next time my cousin asked her if she was back home, even when she was seeing her physically, she would reply that 'I am not yet back, I am still in the taxi on my way home'.
DeleteU called n I answered, next,where u dey..me,u call to ask where I dey this early morning, ur nt serious.
ReplyDeleteYou are in the market, someone will be asking "you come market?
ReplyDeleteMbok which question can be more annoying than "Have you eaten"?
ReplyDeleteWho food epp?
Why can't these people ask " Do you need money or anything?
Did you give birth normally? I dislike this question ehn
ReplyDeleteIs there any abnormal birth? Or you feel CS is easier than vaginal birth. Submit your belle make dem cut so you can know how easy it is.
DeleteHave you eaten..... as if they will give me money for food.Rada rada.
ReplyDeleteDo you know who I am?
ReplyDeleteWho cares! Not me.
1.Are you pregnant?π€
ReplyDelete2.Hope you r not a housewife?π‘π‘
3.Where are you?ππ
4.Are you still single since all these years? ππ
5.What does your dad do?π‘
6.Did you say your husband or your dad? When someone introduces an older spouseππ
7.This is not the original abi?π€¨
8.Have you travelled out before?π€£π€£
9.Are you bleaching?ππ
10.Can you finish all that food?π
Lmao
DeleteYou're on point .
Seeing me with my biracial kids,then asking me, 'Na oyinbo you born for?' No oh, na goat i born for*'side eyes*
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DeleteWOW @ 20:17!
DeleteI thought I was the only one that was asked such stupid questions.
The idiot that asked me is a wife to my husband's friend. My husband broke the friendship when he noticed the woman was bent on pushing the wrong alarm.
She started with when are you getting pregnant or you're still doing shakara? Kc please go back home and marry another wife! Kc can she cook? I hope you didn't abandon your family now that you're here? How old are you She? How did you
guys meet? She always ask these stupid questions in front of everyone but shut her mouth and face her phone when we're alone.
I kept calm and she moved to are you bleaching? You used to be so black when you first got here. The one that broke everything in church was when she finally saw my kids and started with Are these yours, who is their father? π‘ why are they so fair while you and your husband are dark? Do you bleach them?
My people, I gave her a little story of her life no one knew about and humbled her. She came to my house with gift baskets few days later to apologize and begged me to go to Facebook and say that those words were lies because I was angry. That her family was shaking. I chased her out.I even accused my husband of dating her before she got married or still dating her because the attack was just too much. On a more serious note, I think they're dating and he will answer my own questions today when he comes back from that work.
Lol I get the same , na Oyinbo you marry ? Nawa you leave all our brothers go follow Oyinbo. π€¦π»♀️
DeleteIn a family meeting someone asks "what is your contribution in this house".
ReplyDeleteAt 20:17 they ask that as full blacks can look biracial when they are not, I'm full igbo and I grew up with everyone telling me and my sister's that we are biracial with out asking. My mum got the question alot of people saying this one go marry oyibo. If they asked I would have preferred it rather than them assuming.
ReplyDeleteWhen are you getting married? That question is so annoying, or mercy don't worry you'll soon get married eh highest this year, they think that marriage is actually my problem, Nigerians should Pls stop this nonsense! We singles will definitely get married to our God ordained men, but constant remindal and shade is really hurting.
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