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Monday, October 19, 2020

Couch Convo - Annoying Questions People Ask...

 There are some questions that people ask that make some people angry,depressed or they just avoid the 'askers''..

I will list some of these questions after the cut and you can identify which one was asked you and how you reacted..

Please also list any annoying questions you know.....



Number one annoying question always asked in Nigeria is ''Why are you not yet married?'' or they say it as a statement ''You are not yet married''.

- You are not employed said either as a statement or question.

-You never still get belle?

-You never still born?

You can continue from here.............

79 comments:

  1. When are you getting married? If na my hand e dey, I no go leave am up till now.

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    1. Na this your answer I go dey give them from now on.

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    2. This you never marry question is really on another level.I just ignore them.

      Lovelace

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    3. I screamed my big uncle down when he asked me. Kia Kia e beg me before e go

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  2. Are you still driving this car?

    Meanwhile she doesn't know the difference between radiator and carburetor.

    Yeye dey smell.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahaha......make una leave me oh.....hahaha

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. I can remember when I told my ex 'guy this ur car don old na, won't u buy another' he just asked me 'you, where is ur own car??? Na the last time I ask am that question be that.

      No be say I ask maliciously oh

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    4. Hahahahahahahahaha. You're very funny

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  3. I was on a plane going to uk and I met an old friend asking oh... what are u doing on this plane

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    1. πŸ™„πŸ™„. Hope you told the person you were helping the airplane count their seats. Nonsense.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Candycane

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 so the plane is only design for him alone

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    4. Choco baibay, it's true now. Some questions are just dumb.

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    5. I will just tell him his village people asked me to confirm if he is truly travelling.

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    6. Candy oh🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    1. No, many people don dey offer me but I just feel like selecting work. Na Buhari PA I wan do

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  5. When are you getting married? Stella that question annoys the hell outta me!
    I warned one of my childhood friends the other day who said to "You are not getting younger ooo. Are you sure your shakara is not the problem"? I warned him seriously!
    He didn't see it coming.

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    1. Na wa o.
      Good you warned him jare, what a silly thing to say.

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    2. My friend's mum kept asking me this question. I just didn't know how to tell her to kind her business.

      Question my mum never asked, it is now you that will be asking me.

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    3. Very good. What kind of question is that. Good for him

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    4. One woman asked a single girl 'you're not yet married. What are you waiting for?'
      You can't imagine the response she gave.
      'I'm waiting for you to die so that your husband will marry me.'
      Choi!

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  6. U no wan born boy???

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    1. Make I come collect the one wey you mould keep? *with a dead pan serious look on your face*

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  7. Why are you not married? I'm sure it cos you're picky. Are you picky? πŸ™„
    Why are you big? The last time I saw you were big, but not this big.
    Why are you dark like this? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

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    1. Na me u come life come monitor, Oga/Madam no be better life be that o, even if na government you dey help sweep street na still job o, at least you go dey busy street go rest.

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  8. Have you eaten? 😫😫

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    1. Lmao

      Same as were you sleeping, whereas the person woke you up

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    2. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†. No, I'm waiting for you to give me food.

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    3. No, I want you to send me money so I can get foodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ annoying question

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    4. How was your night?

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  9. The questions that annoys me so much is when you are chatting with someone on facebook that doesn't know you well or live close to where you live,and the person will be like. HAVE YOU EATEN? or when you are chatting with an Indian peron and he will be like. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? these questions annoys me like hell

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  10. A friend chatted me up after a long while. Just after saying hi to him,the next thing he said was " Don't go and marry " I didn't see that question coming at all. I just replied "mtcheeeeeew" and ended the chat with him. Some minutes later,he sent an apology chat.

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  11. Wow you are so beautiful why are you not married? So you bought this thing na wa oh you don't look like you can afford it?

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    1. Na thief I thief am...supplying sarcastic answers to silly aproko questions.

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  12. How far?
    Where are you?

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  13. Once I meet long lost friend, after exchanging pleasantries the next question is are you still working in that office, as if I have a choice?

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  14. You people look alike...are you twins?
    Another one is, "who is Taiye and who is Kehinde?" I'm tayad of answering these questions.

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    1. No, we are not twins, my mama thief am from hospital 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Sonia your mouth eh.

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  15. @Sonia, hahaha🀣🀣🀣 that will be my reply from now on oπŸ˜‚

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  16. Why are u not married? Is it because you are choosy or what's the problem. This came from a potential toaster that is 38years and still lives with a friend in a face me I slap you house. Been single ain't easy. Thank God I'm done with that phase. I pray for everyone looking unto God for their better half , this year God will answer you in a way that will shock you. Amen

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    1. Amen to the prayer. I receive my testimony in Jesus Name. Amen. Thanks TIP

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    2. Amen and Amen.

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    3. Father, please remember me20 October 2020 at 02:03

      Amen. I receive it!

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    4. I receive this in Jesus name.

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  17. Seeing you and asking "are you back?"

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    1. My sister used to get angry whenever my cousin that was staying with us asked her this question. She said the next time my cousin asked her if she was back home, even when she was seeing her physically, she would reply that 'I am not yet back, I am still in the taxi on my way home'.

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  18. U called n I answered, next,where u dey..me,u call to ask where I dey this early morning, ur nt serious.

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  19. You are in the market, someone will be asking "you come market?

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  20. Mbok which question can be more annoying than "Have you eaten"?
    Who food epp?
    Why can't these people ask " Do you need money or anything?

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  21. Did you give birth normally? I dislike this question ehn

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    1. Is there any abnormal birth? Or you feel CS is easier than vaginal birth. Submit your belle make dem cut so you can know how easy it is.

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  22. Have you eaten..... as if they will give me money for food.Rada rada.

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  23. Do you know who I am?

    Who cares! Not me.

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  24. 1.Are you pregnant?🀐

    2.Hope you r not a housewife?😑😑

    3.Where are you?πŸ™„πŸ™„

    4.Are you still single since all these years? 😏😏

    5.What does your dad do?😑

    6.Did you say your husband or your dad? When someone introduces an older spouseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    7.This is not the original abi?🀨

    8.Have you travelled out before?🀣🀣

    9.Are you bleaching?πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

    10.Can you finish all that food?πŸ˜ƒ

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  25. Seeing me with my biracial kids,then asking me, 'Na oyinbo you born for?' No oh, na goat i born for*'side eyes*

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    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    2. WOW @ 20:17!
      I thought I was the only one that was asked such stupid questions.
      The idiot that asked me is a wife to my husband's friend. My husband broke the friendship when he noticed the woman was bent on pushing the wrong alarm.
      She started with when are you getting pregnant or you're still doing shakara? Kc please go back home and marry another wife! Kc can she cook? I hope you didn't abandon your family now that you're here? How old are you She? How did you
      guys meet? She always ask these stupid questions in front of everyone but shut her mouth and face her phone when we're alone.
      I kept calm and she moved to are you bleaching? You used to be so black when you first got here. The one that broke everything in church was when she finally saw my kids and started with Are these yours, who is their father? 😑 why are they so fair while you and your husband are dark? Do you bleach them?
      My people, I gave her a little story of her life no one knew about and humbled her. She came to my house with gift baskets few days later to apologize and begged me to go to Facebook and say that those words were lies because I was angry. That her family was shaking. I chased her out.I even accused my husband of dating her before she got married or still dating her because the attack was just too much. On a more serious note, I think they're dating and he will answer my own questions today when he comes back from that work.

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    3. Lol I get the same , na Oyinbo you marry ? Nawa you leave all our brothers go follow Oyinbo. 🀦🏻‍♀️

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  26. In a family meeting someone asks "what is your contribution in this house".

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  27. At 20:17 they ask that as full blacks can look biracial when they are not, I'm full igbo and I grew up with everyone telling me and my sister's that we are biracial with out asking. My mum got the question alot of people saying this one go marry oyibo. If they asked I would have preferred it rather than them assuming.

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  28. When are you getting married? That question is so annoying, or mercy don't worry you'll soon get married eh highest this year, they think that marriage is actually my problem, Nigerians should Pls stop this nonsense! We singles will definitely get married to our God ordained men, but constant remindal and shade is really hurting.

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