Friday In House News...

 

Hailings!!!!

See ya next week by Gods Grace!

IN HOUSE MEMO

Those of you asking about BV Amy,well this is just to let you know that my PA tried to contact her two days ago but the phone was not picked...we will try to reach her again today to find out how she is doing.

Thank you to all those asking about her,shows the spirit of unity here despite all the tiny brouhahas.......

Thanks for all the prayers,i am also on a good path right now.....Thunder hammer that flu shots.....chei!!!

I need someone to make me Ofe Nsala with hot Amala and I will be alright......Infact let me call and order...hehehehehehehhe #foodienomatterwhat

Make i find tea drink......

Evas shawarma giveaway loading....I love you Eve,and you all too...hehehhehehe..Did i smoke laughing gas?


Winner for the face of In house news competition will get 20k..

We have only two so far and if it is only the two of them,i will post it inside in house news on that day and share the dough between them........

*wink*

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CHRONICLES OF MELODY THE RUNS GEH
THE FIRE INCIDENT



Happiness found out she pregnant, told the Ebubu boy she was dating that she was pregnant, he quickly accepted it, was sending money weekly but Happiness was bent on aborting the pregnancy, she told me about it....

 We were making plans on relocating our trade to Lagos State, pregnancy shouldn't be a distraction, we decided to get rid of it but it had passed 7 months..

We asked other girls and they directed us to Oshimili place, she hates to abort any pregnancy that is less than 4 months, she likes it from 4 months upwards...

She mixed the concoction for Happy, placed it on her panty and after some hours she passed out, was in coma for like 5days till she gained consciousness and was in labor immediately, she delivered two bouncing dead baby boys and something in me died that day....

 I was crying like a baby, we were discharged the next day, we got home packed our stuff and planning on leaving the next day, we went to Auntie Glory's bar to hook rich guys for the night as usual, we no see anyone catch...

 Jomala (My good friend) was there drinking, we joined him, we drank till 1am in the morning, he wasn't ready to leave, we left him there and came back in to sleep, after like 1hr later, he came to my door and was banging on the door, I felt he was drunk and ignored him...

When he stopped, I opened the door and came outside, only to notice that Trailer Park was on fire, infact half of katako don burn finish and the fire was racing down to my corner, I couldn't collect anything cos the fire was already close, everybody had ran off except for one Calabar girl who ran out and left her one month old baby inside her room, the baby roasted inside the fire, the fire caught some drums of fuel that was packed at my backyard by some bunkery boys and became really serious, I lost everything...

 I no wear pant sef inside my nightwear...

Girls were crying like kids that early morning, that was how God saved my life and i cancelled my planned trip to Lagos State to continue my evil trade.... Isn't God wonderful??

Ashawo leave this work oooooooh,these stories just dey annoy me..ah ah

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TEEJAYS CORNER

When a woman loves a man dearly, that's one of the best gift such a man can have in life.

Sometime around 2015, I was invited to a party that turned out to be an engagement party. At the party, while we were all seated having drinks and celebrating what the celebrant called success party, the host went down on his knee and proposed to his woman.

It was a wonderful moment to behold. Everyone at the party felt so happy about their love and wished them success on their journey to the altar.

One beautiful thing in their love story as shared by the celebrant was how they made it through difficult moments in life. Love is a beautiful thing when you are not just married, but married to your friend and not to who's available.

When they started dating, it was quite rosy for them. They did everything together in trust. They were best of friends. Marriage was in the picture even though financially, he was average.

Later on, things took a nosedive and became so tough for him that he started selling his properties one after the other in order to feed, pay bills and take care of his woman as work wasn't forth coming as he was into handiwork. 

One day she visited, and she noticed the big plasma TV, hung on the wall was gone. She asked and was told it was faulty and was taken for repairs. Another was the generator at home and so on that the house almost became empty. She went visiting again, and noticed that the fridge was gone, and the only thing left was the big bed in the room. She held him so close and cried, "What's going on? Everything in your house is all gone. What is happening? Talk to me, I am your woman." She cried holding him so tight that he joined her almost crying.


At this point, he opened up to her. In tears she held his hands and said some short prayers with him, encouraging him that God will restore him back. She will cook at home and bring for him to eat. She stood by him, but most importantly she sourced for jobs for him. It was one particular job she got him connected to that brought the breakthrough for them. What a woman!!!!

When you find a good woman, respect, treasure and value her. They are hard to come by.

Few months after their engagement, they tied the knot.

Teejay this woman wey you describe here e no exist again or if she exists eh,na pound for pound she go collect when you ferk up.

I have a friend that did exactly what you described here and they married...After their marriage fortune smiled on them and his real character came out..he became serial with ladies and when he was reminded that she picked him from the slum,he got angry and asked her to calculate the money she spent....Maybe i will look for an update to see how they settled...

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ACCOMODATION NEEDED URGENTLY

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