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Saturday, October 31, 2020

Saturday Laughs














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How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*


*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k*

*From Lagos to seme border is 500*

*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*


*But if you want to go to Europe......

*Kano to Jigawa is 500*

*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey  is 500*

*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*

*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*

*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*

*So the choice is yours*

*If you want to go to America*


*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*


*Your destiny is in your hands*





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22 comments:

  1. LMAO,the last one o. Thanks Stella.

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    1. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
      Stella oooooooo...........
      Very funny memes 🀣

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    2. I can so relate with the last one. It's happened to me twice😭🀣😭🀣

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  2. OMG the last memeπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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  3. Didn't laff!...

    Maybe, I need honey... Hey honey suppliers, over to you.

    Though that one of ME ALL DAY AND ME AT NIGHT is true.


    BITCHandSLUT.com

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  4. I saw a magazine Buhari was reading titled "How to be more wicked" and I couldn't stop laughing.


    BITCHandSLUT.com

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  5. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 whatttt... working under pressure. I can't come and kill myself in this company for how much salary.

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    1. Na so e dey be, I couldn't help laughing at the meme

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  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Funny memes

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  7. Funny memes. That last one though 🀭

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  8. Under pressure...haha.
    Thursday night I been wan cry but when I saw dinner as correct Amala and peppered egusi soup with goat laps and ear, chai, ogufe o. I wiped tears.

    F in maths...odiro possible. Lai lai.

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  9. The fourth meme was my story before but I'm glad God helped me. Sleep will be disturbing during the day and at night I'll not be able to sleep.

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  10. Return which money πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€one chance!
    Funny!

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  11. Mothers will use story to kill you.. Return which money? Hahahahahahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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  12. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  13. Lol.....a family friend gave my kids 100 dollars last December....they remembered it recently and I told them All the food they have been eating since January is from where? Dem kuku no believe me but we move

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