Saturday Laughs

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How To Leave Nigeria With 3k*

*Dangote trailer from kano to Lagos is 2k*

*From Lagos to seme border is 500*

*From seme border to cotonou town is 500*


*But if you want to go to Europe......

*Kano to Jigawa is 500*

*Jigawa to Maradi by donkey  is 500*

*Maradi to Sahara by camel is 500*

*From Sahara to Mediterranean sea is just 1000*

*From Mediterranean sea to Spain by canoe is 200 via flying boat is 1000..*

*So the choice is yours*

*If you want to go to America*


*Drop for Lagos ask for officer Magunus...3000 via boat but na 6 months journey...*


*Your destiny is in your hands*





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